I have a coding interview in 2h. I literally can't code and just lied in the resume. My plan was to learn the most I possibly could before my resumes turned into a real interview, but that failed because I procrastinated it all.
I'm showing up anyway. I'll take that one for the team and tell you how it went after it's finished.
The interviewer will have a funny story for the rest of his life about the idiot who thought he could fake his way into the company.
Wish me luck!

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Idk why but this shit cracks me up harder than any other since at least tdkr memes