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Morning in CCCP. A huge yellow barrel full of beer starting it's shift. A man comes to the merchant and asks:
-"How much is the whole barrel?"
-"A glass of beer is 0.3 rub each, there are 200 liters. 120 rub is for all"
Man pays 120 rub and tells a merchant to leave. Then he starts giving free beer to the strangers. Soon a queue gathers, people swear, push, a fight begins somewhere in the crowd, someone got stomped, someone stabbed. Police appears, handcuffs the man and start interrogation.
-"Did you stole this barrel, you drunktard?"
-"No, I paid for it with my own money, ask the merchant"
-"Ah, you tried to resell it for profit, you filthy speculant"
-"No, ask the mob, I treated them for free"
-"Well, you're working for western intelligence then, trying to make fun of our glorious country and put it in a bad light?"
-"No, I'm a big patriot of CCCP, and a war hero"
-"WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS THEN?"
-"Look, I'm an old man, I'm afraid I won't live long enough until communism will be finally build. But I just wanted to see how would it be."