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7/2/2025, 2:55:02 AM
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>Unepic
A Redditor's wet dream created about Critical Role before Critical Role even existed, except ballbustingly hard and buggy as all fuck.
>Ruiner
Carried entirely by its aesthetic and soundtrack, the actual game itself and story is pure ass. There's little intrigue and the only worthwhile thing is some cute hacker girl. Movement and combat is legitimately nauseating because it wants you to use slow-mo as much as possible.
>Snake Pass
May have the most carpal tunnel inducing control scheme since the original Mario Party minigames. Legitimately the first game I ever quit due to controls, it was actively hurting me.
>Mario Is Missing
I remember being so stoked that there was a Mario game I never played. Turned out to be edutainment that was neither educational nor entertaining. It fucking sucked.
>Alpha Protocol
No amount of revisionism (omg look at the hot girls you can fug :OOO) is going to fix this buggy piece of shit. This game and Deadly Premonition were the only games to make my 360 crash multiple times, but at least the latter was interesting and strange.
>Saints Row 3 + 4
Shark hasn't just been jumped, there's been orbital takeoff. Everything that was good about Saints Row 2 is gutted and gone and now there's some ridiculous bullshit going on all the time and I can't give a single fuck about anyone or anything in these games.
>Mortal Kombat GBA
Holy shit, this one is bad. My uncle meant well, but holy fuck. At least Ultimate Mortal Kombat for the DS kicked ass.
>Dead Island
Fell for the post-L4D hype. Game ran like ass on console, everything is half-baked, story blows, characters suck. Game's trailers baited everyone into thinking it was a first person Dead Rising.
>Mad Max
I thought I liked this game at first but then I realized just how vapid and hollow it was when I decided to try and 100% it and it left a bad taste in my mouth. Great vehicle controls though.
>Unepic
A Redditor's wet dream created about Critical Role before Critical Role even existed, except ballbustingly hard and buggy as all fuck.
>Ruiner
Carried entirely by its aesthetic and soundtrack, the actual game itself and story is pure ass. There's little intrigue and the only worthwhile thing is some cute hacker girl. Movement and combat is legitimately nauseating because it wants you to use slow-mo as much as possible.
>Snake Pass
May have the most carpal tunnel inducing control scheme since the original Mario Party minigames. Legitimately the first game I ever quit due to controls, it was actively hurting me.
>Mario Is Missing
I remember being so stoked that there was a Mario game I never played. Turned out to be edutainment that was neither educational nor entertaining. It fucking sucked.
>Alpha Protocol
No amount of revisionism (omg look at the hot girls you can fug :OOO) is going to fix this buggy piece of shit. This game and Deadly Premonition were the only games to make my 360 crash multiple times, but at least the latter was interesting and strange.
>Saints Row 3 + 4
Shark hasn't just been jumped, there's been orbital takeoff. Everything that was good about Saints Row 2 is gutted and gone and now there's some ridiculous bullshit going on all the time and I can't give a single fuck about anyone or anything in these games.
>Mortal Kombat GBA
Holy shit, this one is bad. My uncle meant well, but holy fuck. At least Ultimate Mortal Kombat for the DS kicked ass.
>Dead Island
Fell for the post-L4D hype. Game ran like ass on console, everything is half-baked, story blows, characters suck. Game's trailers baited everyone into thinking it was a first person Dead Rising.
>Mad Max
I thought I liked this game at first but then I realized just how vapid and hollow it was when I decided to try and 100% it and it left a bad taste in my mouth. Great vehicle controls though.
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