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7/23/2025, 12:37:16 AM
I've always liked the entire story of Tiresias. It's both cool and, actually, pretty funny.
>be prophet of Apollo
>whack some snakes
>Hera randomly turns you into a woman
>you stay as a woman for seven years
>then get turned back into a man
>Zeus and Hera come to you
>ask you what's better, having sex as a man or as a woman
>say women are natural whores
>Hera chimps out HARD
>strikes you blind in her rage
>Zeus feels bad for you
>gives you the gift of prophecy as compensation for your troubles
I love stories where Zeus is actually a pretty nice guy. He's arguably the nicest of the gods, and he always seems like the only one of them who can stop being selfish long enough to take a care for the good of humanity.
>be prophet of Apollo
>whack some snakes
>Hera randomly turns you into a woman
>you stay as a woman for seven years
>then get turned back into a man
>Zeus and Hera come to you
>ask you what's better, having sex as a man or as a woman
>say women are natural whores
>Hera chimps out HARD
>strikes you blind in her rage
>Zeus feels bad for you
>gives you the gift of prophecy as compensation for your troubles
I love stories where Zeus is actually a pretty nice guy. He's arguably the nicest of the gods, and he always seems like the only one of them who can stop being selfish long enough to take a care for the good of humanity.
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