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6/10/2025, 10:25:23 PM
>be me
>6'5"
>bang head on concrete outcropping again, pretend it didn't happen so people don't think I'm stupid
>tinder date takes pity
>knows she was only in town for a day but invites me to a party where she lives
>asked to get item off top shelf at store
>do it because I'm not a monster
>short people never offer to get things from the bottom shelf
>bruh you're *right there* and my lumbar disc is cooked
>get on plane, knees immediately in a hostage situation
>stewardess gives me last seat in first class out of pity
>immediately despised and glared at by all the Napoleon complex high effort tryhards already sitting there
>guy mutters "must be nice"
>land, rent biggest car i can afford that's still available
>knees in my lungs
>trying to put together nice outfit
>spend $75/month extra just to buy shirts that don’t look like crop tops
>designer brands only include dxl or KINGSIZE.COM
>show up to house party, hit head on underside of balcony
>try to have sincere heart to heart with my date at party
>her short friend keeps jumping between us saying "you’re so tall!! omg!! how’s the weather up there!!"
>ha ha yes brenda, very good, never heard that one before
>"omg are those size 14s? is it true what they say!!"
>date assumes I'm cheating, won't talk to me
>finally escape to bathroom
>mirror is installed for the Lollipop Guild
>see just my chest and a light fixture
>duck to wash hands, hit head on paper towel dispenser
>try to leave, different drunk girl trying to walk me back to the car
>“you’re lucky you’re tall”
>trying to climb me like a ladder for a kiss i didn't ask for
>my former date and all her shorter guy friends glaring at me like i asked for this
>finally gets her hand on my head and grabs hard on spot i keep bumped
>scream and wince
>scaring the hoes like a gorilla with scoliosis
>everyone silent and just watching to make sure I'm getting in my car and leaving
not all sunshine and rainbows, guy. be glad you can be invisible sometimes.
>6'5"
>bang head on concrete outcropping again, pretend it didn't happen so people don't think I'm stupid
>tinder date takes pity
>knows she was only in town for a day but invites me to a party where she lives
>asked to get item off top shelf at store
>do it because I'm not a monster
>short people never offer to get things from the bottom shelf
>bruh you're *right there* and my lumbar disc is cooked
>get on plane, knees immediately in a hostage situation
>stewardess gives me last seat in first class out of pity
>immediately despised and glared at by all the Napoleon complex high effort tryhards already sitting there
>guy mutters "must be nice"
>land, rent biggest car i can afford that's still available
>knees in my lungs
>trying to put together nice outfit
>spend $75/month extra just to buy shirts that don’t look like crop tops
>designer brands only include dxl or KINGSIZE.COM
>show up to house party, hit head on underside of balcony
>try to have sincere heart to heart with my date at party
>her short friend keeps jumping between us saying "you’re so tall!! omg!! how’s the weather up there!!"
>ha ha yes brenda, very good, never heard that one before
>"omg are those size 14s? is it true what they say!!"
>date assumes I'm cheating, won't talk to me
>finally escape to bathroom
>mirror is installed for the Lollipop Guild
>see just my chest and a light fixture
>duck to wash hands, hit head on paper towel dispenser
>try to leave, different drunk girl trying to walk me back to the car
>“you’re lucky you’re tall”
>trying to climb me like a ladder for a kiss i didn't ask for
>my former date and all her shorter guy friends glaring at me like i asked for this
>finally gets her hand on my head and grabs hard on spot i keep bumped
>scream and wince
>scaring the hoes like a gorilla with scoliosis
>everyone silent and just watching to make sure I'm getting in my car and leaving
not all sunshine and rainbows, guy. be glad you can be invisible sometimes.
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