Looking for a big dick PVMPER GAWD Mage DPS for our FMC spellcleave leveling group. We will be spamming dungeons 18 hours a day. Requirements:

>be a WoW veteran, we need proof of +15 years of playing the game
>minimum orange parses during Classic 2019 (all raids)
>ability to LISTEN to commands
>no backtalking, clear comms when asked to
>know yore class inside and out
>a level 20 warlock for summoning
>PvP rank 10
>Gnome race (else you can only swap to Gnome racials after hitting 60, defeating the point of our spellcleave)
>need to join voice comms on our Discord
>a copy of your character (aka 2 level 60 Gnome Mages) on a different account which our officers can use as their alts when their mains are geared
>willing to take uppers such as Ritalin, high doses of caffeine and amphetamines

Send your resume, achievements, parses, passport, creditcard and motivation to Dogknøts@FMC.tk