TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT EDITION
Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soonโข
>Websitehttps://www.project-epoch.net
>When did Project Epoch release?Sometime within the next year
>What is Project Epoch?A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.
>What are some of its features?Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT
>AddonsAddons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
>/epog/ GuildsGuilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
>Latest NewsUlmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).
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>FLYING DOG
FLYING DOG
>FLYING DOG
FLYING DOG
>FLYING DOG
1st for angry black man shouting at computer
>4 years of work to create npcs that walk in circles on a timer, 5 extra kill quests, copy pasted tbc talents, and 2 weekends in noggit to slightly change existing maps, with servers that dont work
I see a bright futute ahead bros dont worry multithreading and linux will fix everything...
DO POCHIE KEKS REALLY?? HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA
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>fix
>this way instead
>remove
>revert remove
>revert "revert remove"
>woops
>move it
So is Epoch or Turtle the white heterosexual man home?
>>533684891Bronzebeard is what you are looking for my aryan brother
>>533684779Oldgigisama can i join your guild if i roll alliance
>>533684819are we ready to have the conversation? the guy contributing to the github is doing nothing. the only progress made has been kaytotes tweaking the server. they arent going to be able to fix this shit by relying on a single volunteer.
>>533684891White heterosexual men don't play private servers in 2025
>>533684891>TurtleFull of brownies that screech and scream if youโre not a part of their nigger hivemind
>EpochFull of meek, submissive trannies in need of a strong man to order them around
The choice is obvious.
>>533684891there is no such thing in the extremely niche category of privately hosted mmorpg servers with custom content
>>533684891One is for soidditors and the other is for codersockers.
I'm playing Ambershire on the 17th, that's set in stone. It'll launch and work on the 17th too.
Will I play pochie? I plan to, even if(when) it takes longer than Ambershire to launch.
And I'm playing alliance on both Gurubashi and Ambershire.
I guarantee 90% of the "wtf windows server bad" people had no idea about Windows/Linux servers in general until they were told just the other told.
>>533684583https://files.catbox.moe/l48vpq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/d4sa9q.png
>>533684790Because I'm just making images to shitpost in a thread and don't care that much? It's not my usual style. just like i'm not inpainting mistakes cause i don't care.
>>533685113see you there sis
>>533684891>troontle>heterosexualI'm pretty sure you would get banned if they ever found out.
meanwhile pochie bans you for using troon coded emotes such as pregnant man.
PLEASE WIPE PLEASE SIR WIPE I AM 40 YEAR OLD I HAVE BACK PAIN HEALTH ISSUES OBESITY BALDING IT NEEDS TO BE FAIR PLEASE WWIPE SIR
>>533685151Sorry but I can't pump to these. I'm on nofap until Epoch is up.
>>533685151Gimme Thighmane
>>533684891>both servers run by trannies with pronouns in bios>both servers brown except for the tranniesAt this point is all comes down to what class you play, you'll have more fun as some classes on epoch than on turtle. Compare both talent calcs and see what works the best:
> https://talents.turtle-wow.org/> https://www.project-epoch.net/classes/talents/
>>533685235Someone ran a poll and surprisingly more people were against wiping. They dont realize how bad they're gonna have it soon as a result kek.
what if they made an hardcore realm. Could be kino
>>533685141>everyone is retarded as i am!!!1'Kay, Totes, keep telling yourself that.
They should just port the classic wow content to roblox and let them handle the server side.
>>533685141Are you retarded? 98% of servers made on Linux
>>533685216please let me lick you jahy poster
>>533685151Other than
>analvery nice.
>>533685151>i'm just making images to shitpost in a thread bro that's why i don't have any style prompts ready to go haharight. that's why they're generic, not because you can't even do AI sloppa correctly.
>>533685330Segregating hardcore is gay
Not doing that is one of the good things epoch had going for it
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ENOUGH IN FIGHTING
Help us design the project epoch mascot.
His name will be poochie and will represent project epoch and /epog/ as a whole.
Be sure to incorporate the hour glass in your designs.
>>533685113based gbc poster
>>533685151>anal>with basically the goddess of fertilityYou heathen
>>533685368>>533685339The vast majority of normal everyday people in general know and care nothing of server infrastructure
how many more sleepies until we can pway? UwU
>>533684578 (OP)its a brand new day
nothing but positive vibes as i clocked into work today
locked in and ready to bug fix
>waiting for an actual tranny server
lol.
>no more femgnomies
its over for this general
If you don't like anal you're just not cultured sorry
>>533685287next time
>>533685479Okay.jpg
>>533685342Hey buddy, you got the wrong general. /lcg/ is two pages down.
>>533685376if you ask nicely
>>533685151>haha bro i like don't even care lol>posts his 5,000th slop image in a weeksloppers definitely not beating the brown allegations
>>533685629> add this fuck itare they ok there
>>533685629>bypass queue if gmThis is bad
On any other server sure because then you can get a feel for hows it running
But here it just means kaytotes can go
>heh, works on my machine
>>533685560>>533685368please understand
when people heard the server used to be on windows they thought it ran on windows 10
>>533685560Being a moronic normalfag isn't something to brag about.
>>533685629>no skippingWHYYYYYYYYYY
>>533685762My normal style doesn't handle WoW tags well
and I post in aislop threads and don't need to be associated with you anyways.
>>533685797also means they're going to add a way to bypass the queue if you're a streamer
>>533685883nice ai faggot
>>533685883>not blood related elf
bypass queue if account older than one month you fucks
>>533685886>tranny meltdownKWAB
>>533685975>like bro you could not IMAGINE how little i care about this slop>btw i post in sloppa threads and do so with such regularity that i could be "associated" with this thread somehow>and this would be a bad thing, because this thread is bad>despite me posting in it every day for weeks>did i mention i don't caresloppers definitely not beating the brown allegations
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wanted to roll shaman but damn they put bladestorm in
>>533686172Trannies are like the priest caste of postmodern niggercattle though.
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REGISTERATION DOWN FOR MONTH CUMFIRMED
Well time for more Guild Wars
12 hours until it's the time of day that Kezan has come up for the past 2 days consecutive.
>>533686296>even talks like a troonGrim...
>>533686124it should be based on account age, with the oldest accounts getting priority and all the fresh tourists from this month getting told they can come back in a few weeks
>>533685506you literally have the Flying Dog since day 2 I think
>>533684752
>grundle grundle
>bumble bumble
>me so mad
>me so sad
>nigger mods are bad
> please send help
>or i will yelp
>ross is lurking
>ross is raping
>silvercuck
>eat my but
>gaytotes lies
>ancestor cries
>let me in let me in
niggers, will you tell me what those 5 realms mean on the new tbc server? Or i'll keep farming on Tauri.
>>533686338>he hasn't played epoch for all the betasBAKA
>>533686475flying dog jizz
>>533686338It's actually over for Epoch. I'm not even a turtle player, that new fresh server is just going to clean house if they can't resolve the situation by the 17th.
>>533686634i'm not the one sperging out over his slop being called shit and screaming how much he doesn't care about it despite constantly spamming it everywhere every thread at all hours of the day
that's a real melty
When do I get my beta pet?
>>533686648It's already resolved. We're just waiting for them to open the doors.
>>533686782After first server reset.
I'm playing Epoch... not Ambershire.
>>533686648Tourists fucking off to the new fresh turtle is unironically what will save Epoch
>>533686782this, I need to dunk on tourists
>>533686634why are you AIfags so mentally defective, nothing you do is impressive or takes any effort and you get mad when people get tired of your low effort slop getting spammed. kill yourself dawg, end your life nigga
>>533686451Your whole family worship trannies. I don't even think about them.
>>533686929Epoch is a new server, confusedanon. We're all tourists to it. You can't be an oldfag to something that didn't exist up until a week ago.
>>533686859Ulmo is still working
>>533686929You all will say this to every single bad thing until theres nobody left. Gatekeeping is one thing, but saying "lol filtered" when objectively bad things happen to your game is retarded.
Can you turbotards please start linking to the next general when it's made, it's hard to keep up with you apes flinging and smearing yourselves in shit if you switch when I'm not looking.
>actual unironic AItranny melty
guess all that futa porn finally got to his head huh
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN POCHI WAS KILL?
>>533684578 (OP)they're going to waste another entire fucking weekend aren't they?
>>533687116There was a link, champ. Try not crossing your eyes.
>>533687076feels like it might actually go up tonight for another test
>>533687106Locking new accounts because theres already 10x the amount of people who can even fit into the best case scenario private server is not a bad thing.
They should do a wipe - I made a grave mistake rolling a lock on a PvP realm :(
Pic is from my PoV, whenever I encounter an enemy warrior
>>533687272I can see it now.
>4am>Guys I need you for another test>5m later>Alright thanks we got more data see ya
Epoch derangement syndrome
>>533687234They just ported their core to other OS. Only a complete computer illiterate would expect a re-release this weekend.
>>533687376every night
when i go to sleep
i laugh to myself knowing there are people who roll alliance lock on pvp servers
and i sleep like a baby
>>533687315>>533687106They locked the registration because they literally deleted the backend infrastructure that enabled account registration while playing around with "optimisations"
Hey guys, we're locking account creation and the discord server and the game server on account of how well everything is going.
>>533687531trinitycore is already designed to work on linux they don't have to change anything besides a few lines
>>533687531Jokes on you, I am illiterate
>>533687069The massive uptick in player registration and interest didn't start until the literal week of the launch.
These people never cared about playing epoch specifically, they just thirst for a new fresh wherever they can get it. Just because its a new server doesn't mean there aren't dedicated players who have been wanting to play it for a long time through its development.
>>533687376BEJITA-SAAAAAAN
Any Guruchads from the Horde would be up for a long term cucking erp with me (human ret pala) and my gf (human priest) and you as a bull (orc preferably) when the server finally works?
How it would work? For example I'm going to let you know (on discord) in what pvp zone we are at the moment and you have to find us and gank us, if you can defeat me 1v1 she's all yours and we can then switch to discord for a separate chat (you, my gf and me) where she begs you to spare me.
>>533687106Most of these retards registered their account for the stress test and now pretend to be "le veterans". It would be fun if they restrict the access to older accounts made for the first beta.
me a straight white male when i see a post i don't like: "huh guess ill scroll down one more time"
trannies and browns when they see a post they dont like: "reeee noo stop posting this i dont like it reeee i hate you i need you to know how much i dont like it!!!"
>Band playing at a stadium
>Tickets completely sold out, so no more tickets are being sold since theres no room
>This means the band must be bad...because they're no longer selling tickets!
???????
>>533686338its weird that people are upset by this. When the server they'd be registering for doesn't even let you log in 99.5% of the time
>>533687868>stadium sets on fire>LET ME IN
>homeless shelter fills up
>wow this place is really popular, it must be good
>gets AIDS from a used needle
>dies like a faggot
ummmmmm? lmfao
>>533686338time to sell my account
>>533687868>Band playing at a stadium>Tickets completely sold out>go the the concert>there is no stadium>"don't worry, I'm watching a youtube video about architecture, we'll have a stadium in no time" said Kucktotes, the main vocalist (he doesn't know how to sing, BTW)
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>>533687868More like
>Stadium can hold 2000 people>Ticket seller advertises that it can hold 10000 people and sells that many tickets>People get turned away because theres no room>Stadium owners silence all opposition and complaints about what happened by shutting down their social media outlets and insisting everything went fine
>>533673596>>the whole concept of the server was sold on PvEvP contentI don't think that's entirely true, crossfaction wasn't even decided on until very recently. And there were heavy arguments about it. I think it was one of the most contentious issues since the very beginning.
>>533687376would like to ask pro gooners if this falls under acquired taste
>>533688376>his name is GokuPAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAA
>>533684965>whiteDoes bronzebeard still have adventurers caches/loot boxies? That's fucking chink mmo inspired gameplay rajeet
>>533688376>average gurubashi player is a dbspiclole
>>533688376based avrvn VISIGOTHcoded spaniards..
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/5dad423b-6fb7-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/5dad4321-6fb7-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/5dad43fb-6fb7-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/5dad457b-6fb7-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/5dad4634-6fb7-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/5dad46ef-6fb7-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/5dad47cf-6fb7-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/5dad48a9-6fb7-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66 a
>>533688623yep, it is just ascension but with you being locked to abilities of 1 class
>>533688376In this guild, we exclusively use vosotros. We speak the King's Spanish.
>>533687531idgaf about ports, I voted horsey in their last discord poll
Me playing human male Retribution Paladin (Damage Per Second Specialization) named Arthusx
>>533687076I don't know why but I got a good feeling about this one
>>533688367ironically crossfaction was implemented due to population concerns in the longterm, so it's totally unnecessary now from that perspective. but i'm glad to have it, the entire server being one big community vs the usual forced faction war nonsense will be a nice change of pace.
>>533688376well well well gurubashians
>>533688693thank you saar will be playing aryanbeard, we indians are aryans
>>533688376this is a win for me, I'm Guru Alliance.
spics are trash at pvp
>>533688808Ascension could've the whole Classic+ scene locked in a vice, if they had the balls to leave some of their systems on the main realms, where they belong.
>>533688693hey i got one, thanks bro
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6 more sleepies until Epoch 2!
f-fashy still isin't up...
>>533688693I already had an account, where do i see invite codes, and can i see account names of who accepted my invite?
>>533688882>on a pve realm with no keybindsIs this the best cis white males have to offer?
>>533689041They could have if they put any effort into their classic+, which they really haven't.
>>533689195https://ascension.gg/en/user/overview
what class should i try on bronzebeard classic (BBC)
i plan on playing in adventure mode
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Work is being done once again, launch tonight?
>>533689378>BBCyeah it's over for ascension bros
>>533688376based and sovlful
>>5336894752 MORE HOURS EPOOP SIR
>you: ranny freak
>you:waiting years for release
>you:counting down days till launch
>you:so excite launch is here
>you:sitting in queue
>you:disconnected
>you:sitting in queue
>me:join discord 1 day b4 launch
>me:login rush 15
>me:get 15 max 2 professions
>me: exploit chests, keep all gold
>me:full wsg gear
>me:having fun
Lol gaytotes is never wiping
>>533689475Monday. I can feel it in the air. 7k all day.
Guys August is about to be LEGENDARY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7amYv8CR5M
>>533689475I think there will have to be more tests. They will be paranoid to launch again and have it breaks again.
Did I sleep through a test? Are we finally home?
>>533689475>configure map thresholdis this about the continental thread splitting?
>>533688693Can you post more? They are all used.
>>533689490no shit that's the discord tag for the official bronzebeard discord, because ascension has a different discord for each of their servers
>>533689626This is the reality we live in btw
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>KEZEK
>>533689682I did. Apparently they hit 3.9k and the vibes were excellent.
Friendly reminder that this one channel has more soul than all modern private servers and /vg/ trannies combined:
https://www.youtube.com/@SatansHeteroFather/videos
>>533689647>two giantsmore like david and goliath
>>533689751I just stole them discord don't have any more
>>533689475i think it's more likely they're debugging all the custom code meant to handle large numbers of players for Linux which will take time
I don't think I have enough MadSeasonShow videos left... Epochbros are we done? I NEED MORE COPIUM
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>GURUG
>>533690018>he's not working through the entire the RUN VERY FAST playlistngmi
ULMETRS-SAMA JUST ENTERED DEMON MODE... IT'S OVER FOR TURTLEKEKS
>>533690192I checked the comments and I think he might be genuinely mentally ill
>bronzebeard has level scaling in the open world
Ok nvm I don't want an invite anymore.
>>533689829how long was this one up for?
>>533690018McDoubles where are you? Save us, please. Tell these devs what they should add in their private servers. Play something wacky like smite priest. Just come back to us...
From last thread who is this...
>>533690307Couldn't have been more than 15 minutes, maybe closer to 10
>>533690283that's what makes it kino, dude
PLEASE BROS GIVE ME SOME MORE COPIUM IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO MONDAY
>>533690275>SHARTrutoEmbarrassing
>>533690417some tranny anon and that wasn't even our general get a grip
>>533690417Me (im trans btw)
>>533690417I don't know, but that succubus is handcrafted to sire my children.
>>533690453Vibes are EXCEEDINGLY GOOD
>>533690453ulmetr is in the war room
>>533690417>Yotsuba instead of TomorrowNo way that's a man.
>>533690556>sire my childrenI don't think trans women can bear children yet but you could try
>>533690417Damn, she cute. Depressing
>>533690453Just jump ship and get a Bronzie account, they're giving it like candy nowadays.
>>533689776Fug
>>533689829It was glorious, for all 20 minutes I got to play. But I need another hit soon, I can feel the shakes coming on.
>how do you do fellow gamers
What is his problem?
>>533690417ask one of the tranny threads on /lgbt/ or /soc/
>>533690952gif invite plz
>>533691018>tranny threadwhos gonna tell him
so after playing gummies for 20 hours, i 've realized i don't want to play classic wow or any version of wow ever again.
thanks for the fun take care.
>>533690417Let us know if you find out
>>533690952 bro bringing down the vibes
>>533691182congrats on being the last player to quit felmyst 5
>>533691169>on /lgbt/ or /soc/i didn't say this /vg/ thread wasn't one, every /vg/ thread is a tranny thread because tranny jannies don't moderate them
>>533691182This is gonna be most people on Epoch too long before 60
>>533686782I got my Chicken pet on the first day, with it, an achievement. This is proof for the future that I'm not a damn tourist
>>533689475>Still the same single volunteer guy coming back and forth between commitsIt's never coming back
Looks like its back to gummys...
>>533691182see you when epoch goes up
>the /dbs/ of /vg/
congrats
>>533691316Kekzan sissies... how long til our HRT crew goes back to Valo?
>>533691159chomp chomp chomp chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew
hmm
chomp chew chomp chomp chew chomp chew chew chew
chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew
nyo
>>533690417>mirror universe 4chanThat's a mirror fiend. Don't engage and call an exorcist if you ever saw it IRL.
>>533691550fuck you peepee *smack*
stop posting my wife pepe outside of her designated Arknights containment thread, please
Looking for a healslut (Priest, Shaman, Druid or Paladin who ISN'T ALLOWED TO ROLL ON ANY PLATE OR SWORDS OR SHIELDS OR ANYTHING ELSE I WANT... OKAY!?!??) to support my Female Human Warrior during dungeon runs. You are not allowed to speak unless spoken to and are forced to use the WoW Collar addon (https://rentry.co/wowcollar) at all times. EU times preferred. Faggots, trannies and mentally ill need not apply. Do not waste my time.
Send a cute application to capegi8567@efpaper.com to be considered and we'll work something out.
either they turn on server or I go play outside
>>533691550I'm telling your mom, pepe
post examples of "good" aislop
>>533691654>Faggots, trannies and mentally ill need not apply.All of the above apply to you of course.
Its about that time Kaytotes hits the sack, see you guys in about 10 hours when he sounds the alarm for a peak 30 min uptime.
>>533691654i'd only do it if we were like this
>>533691654trim your nails faggot
>>533691857he's only got a few more games in OW before he hits silver 3, give him a chance
>>533691857>30mFeeling generous today?
>>533691784>good>aisloppick one
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>Thread is getting spammed with constant gay shit>futa jigsaw puzzles>30 yo men avatarfagging as tranime>7 days since launchnow this
>>533691654I give up thats it
>>533691654That's an awfully FAT wrist you got there sir.
>>533691257I'm not the last i'm sure.
>>533691316Most people will not be able to put up with the mob competition, over 3k players is not a nice experience in 6 starting zones.
>>533691439I'm not sure anon. I had so much nostalgia for TBC but i ultimately find it too slow.
>>533691974>>533692010then why are niggers pretending there is good ai slop earlier in the thread i just want to cum to mass produced wow porn i dont give a fuck if some overpaid chimp drew it or not
>>533692145TBC isn't as good as you remember it being years ago. Vanilla is the best formula the game ever had.
>>533691917Literally me, but I play tank
>>533692221there's shitty ai slop and less shitty ai slop but there is no good ai slop
>>533692221>then why are niggers pretending there is good ai slopyou said it yourself, they're retarded niggers
>>533692145>Most people will not be able to put up with the mob competition, over 3k players is not a nice experience in 6 starting zones.3k is nothing, is this your first big server launch? you sound very new
>>533684890fuck you biboo
>>533684891White heterosexual men dont exist anymore. If you think you're that I can guarantee you aren't.
>>533692040first time on /vg/?
Based dev is pumping so hard, and the names of these means launch is either this evening or Sunday, unless we get cucked extra hard by a next weekend vote.
Expecting a poll on Discord soon at this rate.
>>533692280yea you're probably right.
>>533692350When kaytotes had the server on 3.6k the other day is was barely playable.
I think the servers being split to smaller ones with 3k pops so it doesn't explode is more likely than a 5k mega server. I've been on older private servers but they're gone so none of that matters.
>>533685151some cunnystrasza was best gain out of these threads yet
>me sliding into Gurubashi while others are stuck in the queue
>>533692579i don't think it's gonna be a relaunch, i think it'll be a test at best
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>add player
OwO???
>>533690952This kills the Epoch bipoc.
>>533692592>When kaytotes had the server on 3.6k the other day is was barely playable.Last night we hit 3908 pop, zero lag.
It only crashed because of a quest bug in new content.
>>533692592>When kaytotes had the server on 3.6k the other day is was barely playable.Lying faggot I was at 150ms at 3.9k it was as smooth as silk
>no content / shitposts
>thread immediately turns into porn, troon attention wrhoring, drama, and calling other people brown
this is the natural state of wow players
>>533692592>troon attention wrhoringwhere
>>533692952Hes not lying, that was the day before faggot
After 3.5k it was lagging hard
>>533692964this really does boil down to trannies avatar posting and white guys calling other white guys niggers for acting retarded because they don't realize everyone is retarded. especially wow players.
>>533692783brilliant display of technical skills
>>533692964I became a WN unironically because the group of people I knew from WoW, xfire, FPS, RTS, etc. were WN.
>implying biofems even know what a private server is let alone playing one
sorry this is the one thing retail wins in
so is "testing with playerbots" going to be the new "we ran our stress test at 2k no problem we can easily hold 5x that"
over 9000 playerbots standing around doing nothing isn't exactly close to 9000 players all spamfucking their abilities into mobs that are doing the same
>>533684792stop posting this lust provoking anime in every thread im getting so fucking horny
>>533693421biofems are inferior
>>533693214>Hes not lying, that was the day before faggot>After 3.5k it was lagging hardOh the day before it was on windows.
On Linux we hit 3908 with zero lag, pretty nice.
>>533693512White nationalist.
>>533693482testing with playerbots doesn't really mean anything
my shitbox toaster pc can handle 10,000 playerbots
they're not real connections
>>533693376>he believes he's better than pope ultmers, creator and keeper of the sacred trinity (core)
>>533693563nah that was debian aswell they'd spent the last couple days migrating.
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>>533693482their reasoning was they use packet spam to simulate 9k people spamming all at once
its still not real connections tho
>>533693645discord tier comment right here. How many times did you ask why they don't just buy more servers?
>>533693482anon they are lying through their teeth to save face and give the jeet time to fix this. there were never any playerbots.
>>533693576you don't "become" a white nationalist.
Wanting to band together with people who are similar to you is a natural human trait.
>>533693482>over 9000 playerbots standing around doing nothing isn't exactly close to 9000 players all spamfucking their abilities into mobs that are doing the samemore or less. WoW client is retarded and doesn't have any kind of culling, so it always sends packages even if nothing happens, even if that packet is basically worthless "murlock did nothing" between "murlock moved to X.Y.Z" ect.
>>533685151>>533685142Sorry but I can't pump to these. I'm on nofap until Epoch is up.
>>533693939>i didnt get radicalized i was retarded from birthweird flex
Looking for a big dick PVMPER GAWD Mage DPS for our FMC spellcleave leveling group. We will be spamming dungeons 18 hours a day. Requirements:
>be a WoW veteran, we need proof of +15 years of playing the game
>minimum orange parses during Classic 2019 (all raids)
>ability to LISTEN to commands
>no backtalking, clear comms when asked to
>know yore class inside and out
>a level 20 warlock for summoning
>PvP rank 10
>Gnome race (else you can only swap to Gnome racials after hitting 60, defeating the point of our spellcleave)
>need to join voice comms on our Discord
>a copy of your character (aka 2 level 60 Gnome Mages) on a different account which our officers can use as their alts when their mains are geared
>willing to take uppers such as Ritalin, high doses of caffeine and amphetamines
Send your resume, achievements, parses, passport, creditcard and motivation to Dogknรธts@FMC.tk
>>533693912get back on overwatch 2 kaytotes
>>533694096Hey, I look like that!
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POCHIE NIGHT
>>533691784>>>/g/106120033
>>533694470AI could never
Pochie night soon! yay yay!
>>533693482Alright listen up you daft pricks playerbots ainโt stress testing itโs like polishing a turd and calling it gold. Nine thousand bots standing around? Thatโs not a test thatโs a screensaver. Real players? Theyโll rip your servers a new arsehole in ways your fancy little simulations never dreamed of. Oh your shitbox can handle bot spam? Cute. Come back when youโve got actual humans smashing buttons and screaming slurs in chat thatโs when youโll see your pretty graphs turn into a fucking horror show. Testing with bots means nothing itโs wanking into the void and pretending you accomplished something.
they're not real connections
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>>533694096I CAST BLIZZARD
>>533691784i make ai slop and I cant.
>look we are stable at 3.5k
>limits player/npc model distance to 5 yards
DOA
>>533694642Hello chatgpt.
>>533693939I grew up on libshit propaganda from public school. Wasn't exactly pro-anything until like 2005.
>>533694796welcome back nostalrius
>>533694096> look at this tites
>>533694796You missed the last test I take it
>>533694096Damn, did some turtletranny really take my name? I'm only going to play Wallcraft when it comes out.
I've wasted the last week staring at my screen doing nothing. Haven't even been playing other video games. I got fired from my job and am probably going to join the military. I just want to play some fucking Epoch man holy shit fix the damn game.
https://lichess.org/BLzOibZO
Reminder tthey have been getting assistance from some experienced folks since the less than ideal launch. I think you're all going to be pleasantly surprised quite soon.
>>533695370But not before anon gets zog'd
>>533695370Just give us an update and open the discord ffs
>>533694096This is unironically how classic WoW players think. Anyone talking about the curve and wanting a server wipe looks talks and acts like this irl.
the three stooges are all online and we are overdue for an update. surely soon..
>>533695370>need non-retards to wipe their asses for themThen they shouldn't be leading a project if they're this incompetent.
>>533695370>they have been getting assistance from some self-proclaimed experienced "folks"They guys with real experience in TC have or work for the competing projects. They're getting some deluded retards.
>Gurubashi
>male Orc
>Warrior, 2H only
>Limp Bizkit (only Significant Other and Chocolate Starfish)
>Only gank lowbies and Alliance that are mid fight
Sorry that you had to be on the same realm as me dorks
>>533695454People can't behave themselves.
>>533695579Different skill-sets
>>533695695so fucking based. ill be doing my part camping Keeshan
>>533695720Chugging glue and shitting your Depends aren't actually skills despite what their caretakers may have told them to assauge their tard rage over seeing the nigger word.
>>533695695>logs in with this exact loadout and gets raped for 14 hours straight by a raid group of brown nigger huehues camping your quest givers so you cant even play
>>533693376This is part of why I like to encapsulate conditionals in their own boolean variable if they're complex enough. it's easier that way to mentally follow the order of operations and check for logical errors like that at a glance
Forsaken
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Helmet: off
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>About 6 more hours until servers come back online
how you vibing bros?!
>>533695720 #
Chugging glue and shitting your Depends aren't actually skills despite what their caretakers may have told them to assuage their tard rage over seeing the nigger word.
New test in about 10 hours, girls. Get some sleep now and be there
>>533696094>hoursAnon I...
this shit is gayer than /wowg/ LMAO
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>announced there will be 5 servers total
>can't even mod one discord and have to lock it down
Recruitment channel going up soon
>>533696297how can something be gay if it doesn't exist?
>>533696361>>can't even mod one discord and have to lock it downMotherfuckers can't even set up a Discord bot. And people unironically believe they're going to properly run a custom server.
How many days has it been now?
>>533696019to be clear, the "1 AND 0" part evaluates to 0 even if the m_QueuedPlayer doesn't exist, it's like asking
>"is 0 less than MAX PLAYERS"? I'd need more context about how the Max Players to Queue variable is used, but this looks like just an oopsie oopsie lol, it's a quick fix.
So the server worked and was stable with over 3k players this morning, right? So, why exactly is it being kept offline? Is Kaytotes still in dev blogging mode and forgot his game is supposed to already be released?
>>533697197bro these vibes aint it check your dials
>>533697197read the flippin last update you monkey
>>533697117I'd assume maxplayerstoprocess is the amount of players to be let into the server
So it stops either if the queue is empty or enough players have been let in, seems correct to me, no?
>>533697197almost 6k people liked that discord message, discounting the number of other reactions. I don't think 3k is going to cut it
>>533697197>So the server worked and was stable with over 3k players this morning, right? So, why exactly is it being kept offline? Is Kaytotes still in dev blogging mode and forgot his game is supposed to already be released?Custom Content is causing server crashes, due to the transition from Windows to Linux, but it's "only 3 minutes to fix".
If there's 1,000 new quests that's 3,000+ minutes or more depending on new npc paths and whatever else I don't really know what I'm talking about but you get the jest of it. Kay believes it can handle 9k players now.
>>533697408so why cant they turn the server on and fuck with that shit then release an update in a week like every other thing to ever exist
>>533697774SHUTTUP SHUTTUP SHUTTUP AHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP KAY SAVE ME ROSS PLEASE MODS
>>533697774the devs have to take a hecking nappy first chud
>>533697774stop noooticing, trust the vibes
>>533696040dungeon queues: eternal
>>533697774The test wasn't the completely finsished build, even so it was working much better than the previous. They still have more shit to do chill the fuck out
>>533697774the everyday discord fag is here nonono
ross please open the discord back up take them back
>>533685151loony troony nonny nonce 4channy...
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where were you when Ion laid down the law?
>>533697395oops, you're right, it does indeed go into the while loop like it's supposed to
Maybe this block of code would be easier to reason about if it was written as a do while loop
Open teh fucking discord let people vent for a bit fuckit
>>533698484Words on a screen would probably drive them all to suicide.
do you guys use any unit frame addons?
>>533698289I don't know why, but my blood tells me this is AI generated.
Discord is so gay you can't even scream slurs at the people making the game? Never setting foot in it again
haha whoa hey guys! is the server up? thanks!
Anon, you're reading this right? Then you already know. You have to stay here with discord and your Epoch Status tab and the launcher open. You understand that if you stop paying attention for even the briefest of moments that you might miss servers coming up or some major announcement.
>>533698853whoa! hey hahah hello my guy, didn't see you there.. Heh.
Shit I think I actually have Stockholm syndrome
I just wanna fucking play man, I've been looking forward to this for so long.
They've made it seem like the only issues remaining are with their custom context and are fixable in 3 mins at most.
If they don't release tonight then it's clear to all they were lying about that.
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>>533698484uhmg that would be a total vibe killer
a total disruption of the codes i have to deal with
that is not okay
just go in the booth like everyone else instead
>>533699581no it's not just that they also said they had to rewrite things for the new linux core, they were just happy that they encountered a custom specific crash that was easy to address
>>533699581they can't survive another failed launch, better be safe
>>533699581They said a custom crash is easy to fix, not everything is fixed in 3 minutes. There could be thousands of custom crashes.
>>533699581Yeah they also said after that "The goal now is to get partitions working on our Linux build and to fix issues with the login queue system causing major performance issues now that we have confirmed this isn't specific to OS" implying they still got some shit to do. The fuckers could be clearer about a possible timeline though
>i have access to their script
>ulmetrs is trying to half-assedly un-AI every single function
>he can't because he's a hobbyist
>mfw this server is never seeing the light of day
>>533699909they are clear about the timeline though
that there is no timeline
they have no fucking idea dude
>>533699734Is that the cry booth?
Rec me some movie to watch tonight epoggers
>>533698853haha oh hey man yeah yknow uh... lol. hahaha.
>>533700058dark star (1974)
>>533700054yeah lmao, for amazon workers
>>533699161LMAO.. pffffffffftt hahah. Yup.
>>5337000588 crazy nights
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>>533700058The assassination of Jesse James
The Village
Moneyball
Bernie
Take shelter
>>533700058The Ghost and the Darkness
>>533700058the day after tomorrow
>>533700058Dude, Where's My Car?
>>533700058Mad God (2021)
>>533700309this poster has a high above average IQ, a thirst for knowledge, and is strongly drawn towards exploration and creative expression
>>533700058Brazil by Terry Gilliam
>>533700778top 5 self inflicted private server Ls
>>533700058Druk (Another Round)
come on ni-gger open the server
>>533700991COME MY LADY
COME COME MY LADY
>>533700058One Eyed Jacks
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>Epoch team's last project
>>533700058Hackers
>I'm in
>>533701223Let's assume this is me...how do I fix this? I'm 25, graduated with a CS degree last year but have yet to find a job. I'm fucked aren't I?
The fucking vibes are off guys.
>>533700058not a epoch cuck but, superman red son
>>533701427there's no saving you
you're done bro
>>533700058i downloaded rambo today
>>533701427You just have to stop caring
>>533701427By playing some Epoch, of course! Oh, wait a minute
>just wait a couple hours for devs to fix the server
>just wait until monday
>just wait a week
>just wait 3 weeks
YOU ARE HERE
>just wait until next month
>just wait a year
>lmao you actually waited? What a retard. Anyways everyones playing the new fotm fresh now
>>533701427Everyone who has gotten a cs degree in the last 2 years is fucked through no fault of their own
my friends are calling me a retard for being excited for epoch
>>533701223Is "Gaming Addiction" even a real thing?
40 years ago did they say "Oh these people at the library have book-reading addiction!"
Like anything that someone else is bad at they just define as an addiction to stigmatize it, because it's not a snooty hobby like polo/golf addiction or a normie hobby like football/lebron addiction.
>anon you keep existing, do you have existence addiction or something?? Maybe you should get that checked!
>>533702001we can be retards together anon (no homo)
>>533700058Pitch Black for Vin Diesel kino
Anyone wanna play some mahvel rivals? lets have some fun!
Got a bronzebeard invite....guess ill try...
>>533702182Keep us posted on if Bronzebeard is any good. If this Epoch shit ghosts me one more time I'm turning traitor. at least that's what i tell myself
>discord: locked
>meaningful communication from devs: absent
>registrations: closed
>buttplug: in
yep, it's epoch fanboy time
>>533702439You can explore all the changes in the world on their other servers. The only thing they wont have is being able to choose a vanilla class.
>>533701425HACK THE PLANET
>>533702615rip alexstrasza poster
>>533702472communication is a fundamental right and the cornerstone of all advanced civilization, I'm so sick of the tyranny.
Kaytotes should watch the chiropractor scene from Jacob's Ladder if he's hesitant to jump on committing suicide.
>>533702056Gaming addiction is very real. I lost an entire semester of college to league of legends. Stop going to classes. Stopped eating. All I could think about on the bus, while walking, etc was league of legends. I didn't care about anything else and it strained my relationship with my family.
Funny thing is I only ever peaked Diamond 2.
Haven't touched that game in 3 years now thankfully.
>>533702056yes but it's when people consistently do multi-day sessions or game for 20 hours a day every day and neglect basic functions. the problem is any form of gaming gets stigmatized as 'addiction' because they'd rather you watch the goybox and get all your propaganda fed to you via tiktok or whatever
>>533702439you can play bronzebeard.. right now.
just install their live server, connect to the non seasonal realm.
only pick abilites from 1 class.
>>533702936is it literally just them laundering all the 21 class and wildcard abilities into the original 9 and calling it new content lol
Kes is typing!!
New comfy poll hype!!
>>533702743At least it wasn't gambling addiction
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>>533702550Im reading the features list and it sounds like it was written by a retard or something I would come up with in my head when I was a kid
https://ascension.gg/en/news/bronzebeard-warcraft-reborn-the-next-chapter-unfolds/497
>>533703107Epoch is revolutionizing the poll scene and turdles are seething.
>>533703212>sounds like it was written for a retard Ascension is successful because they know their audience.
>>533703212>NOT humanoid>murlocs... kobolds,quillboarHuh?
>>533703109I was actually into polymarket gambling at one point too. I had $7k in total savings and put $6k of that into polymarket trading events. Ended up profiting $2.4k after a month then quit, but there was a point where I was in the red. I think I get very addicted to things easily.
>>533703212is this not how the game already worked
i know rock elementals and animals like turtles have more armor than like a bandit or a wolf or something
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>>533703369Every poll makes me die a little inside
>>533703369Groundbreaking Epoch content, how will Troondle ever compete?
>>533703369>no mention of desolace before princess fatass fucked everything upLORELET FAGGOT ALERT
LORELET FAGGOT ALERT
these polls are an insult to any white person's intelligence
>>533701223he's literally me fr fr
>>533703369>trannies voting more for muh boreadon more than azsharaBan everyone on server.
Thats a dev..
>info about the game?
>no some stupid ass poll when no one can ask anything or get any feedback
>>533703369im not participating in these gay polls
this is a humiliation ritual
>>533703720>knife ear faggotryzzz
>>533703369Dang, it really sucks that I'm permabanned from Epoch. I'm missing out on so much...
>>533703609That's a good idea, you should post that suggestion in the general chat
or maybe the suggestions-and-ideas channel
or uhh
>>533703773The polls will continue until Epoch employee morale improves
>>533702874True true. It's just funny. I don't even have a cellphone, and people who can't go 30 seconds without looking at theirs are telling me I have a gaming addiction for an ~8 hour hobby.
That said I will have a ~30 hour launch addiction if Epoch gets their shit together
Bros, what if these polls are some 5head way to harvest information about what items to sell in the shop/custom content to push
the only poll i care about is the girldick Kes is rocking am i right fellas????
>>533685621>vibesHank wouldn't use zoomer lingo anon.
>>533704196>devs are using seemingly unrelated questions to map out player interests and using that information as a roadmap for making more contentDevilish
>>533704204fuck you biboo
>>533703369EpochGODS were eating good
why is discord so fucking gay
People voting for Lordaeron acting like it wouldn't be a fucking SW / Stromgarde clone.
Uhhhhh, what the absolute fuck?
>>533703369So the devs have time to make these polls but not to give any meaningful update
Goddamnit are they actually back to the fucking poles again?
>>533704885>people voting for Lordaeron acting like this server would ever have the wherewithal to bring a human-run Lordaeron into fruition
>>533704948pochiesisters... not like this....
>>533705010Kes isn't a dev and he doesn't code, he's one of 5 ideas guys on the team
>>533704948Make it say MEET N FUCK KINGDOM, STEVE
>>533704948Most of Epochโs features were copied from Turtle like Warmode, challenge modes, etc.
>>533705621ascension had all of those things 5 years before turtle
>>533705309>>533704948these are better than the fake announcements
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>>533705398idk anon she says differently (definitely a real woman and not a big chin weird voice tranny)
>>533705759But not how they are on Turtle and, by proxy, Epoch.
>>533705807>skull gives it away that they're a satanic tranny pedo
definitely coming up tonight bros
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I am being raped, beaten, brutalized, physically and psychologically tortured by Epoch. How can I sue for damages?
eepy.
heading to bed so I can be awake for the relaunch 9 hours from now.
see you then bros
>>533706176blizzard will take care of that soon enough
Can I get a Vibes status?
>>533706176Rape them back
>>533706176Yeah they are even more retarded than Gummy probably.
>>533706313exceedingly good (server will be up in 3 weeks-2 months)
>>533706471epilepsy warning for my epileptic anons
>originator of the fake kaytotes polls
>perpetuator of the mpreg meme
>i've caused one thousand times the damages to epoch through my fake screenshots and memes than they have unto me with a discord ban
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muzzy says it's gonna take a week or two till release.
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>>533706313>10x likesseems good to me
They're unironically gonna do a server wipe, why else would they keep registrations closed?
>>533706705Well damn I never thought about it that way
>>533703369how the fuck is lordaeron winning this poll
>>533706632>muzzyIs that how you call your muslim boyfriend? He's wrong either way, this shit is going to take months for them, I don't know why the keep trying to hide it.
is 90% of the thread(or general playerbase) people that consistently played wow for 10+ years across many servers and never burnt out?
i feel like i'm the minority here, haven't played in 6
>>533706850I only played during MoP and WoD
>>533706850i can take it or leave it. i feel a lot better with myself when i'm not playing, but i'm so good at it that the dopamine hit makes it great. i think that i've decided i'm not playing until blizzard makes a classic + because sod p1 and p2 were so kino.
>>533706850I've played many private servers over the years but I burn out constantly. I hyperfixate on one game every couple of months and then move on, it just so happens alot of the time that game is WoW
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>>533706850Every release has months of lull at the end of it to give you time away from wow before the itch comes back
>>533706850Eh, I've played on most pserver offering PvP servers aka not that many, but I usually don't go more than a week without playing wow in some form or another.
>>533706850I haven't played WoW at all since Shadowlands
>>533706850I haven't played WoW since Nost.
>>533706850I've played intermittently over the years but it's been awhile.
My pserver experience is limited to some old wotlk one I don't remember the name of like ten years ago and nost when it first came out.
R u guys serious I thought it was gonna be this monday at the latest... why even bother with these threads if turtle and bronzebeard releases before them?
>>533707210bronzebeard is still not classic+
>>533707210most of the posts are shitting on pochie if you haven't noticed
>>533706313The vibes are immaculate.
I'm not coping you're coping!
>>533706850I play on and off when some server catch my attention.
>>533707312I thought you defected to bronzebeard
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>>533707382Fake news, I'm actually playing with other anons on Gummy a.k.a the epoch waiting room. We just ran deadmines!
>>533707210Because they fucked up in every way imaginable and are desperate to maintain interest, which is funny because I distinctly recall one of their staff members getting butthurt by me merely mentioning wpsg during one of the betas.
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GURUBASHI GANG
GURUBASHI LOVE
GURUBASHI FOREVER!
discord.gg/n8X4bpGFeg
>>533703491this.
starting to think they're waiting for us to take a shower to finally turn the game on
i have declare fatwa on Proyect Epoฤ
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TRIPFAGGIN MIDNA AVATARFAG
anons, how much will i regret rolling on gurubashi?
>>533707857Damn, fuck them then
>>533707857WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WERE AN ANON!?, I WOULD'VE TOLD THEM TO TAKE YOU INSTEAD!
>>533707857So this is the power of Kezan PvE players
sir it is epoch Free Server not pay you don't get complain bobo wkwkwkwk
>>533707857>doing this shit on a 40 pop gummy serversad
I like how some trannies complained about a guild called <TND> during beta 2 and the project staff were such naive zoomer dumb fucks that the guild told them it meant The Nice Dudes and avoided getting flagged by doing so.
>>533707935how's your spanish?
>>533707935horde = VIP status
alliance = free gank
>>533707935hola cabron! espero que estes listo para divercion total extrema con tus hermanos en Gurubashi!
>>533707857what a nigger lmao
>>533707857So the Midna poster was just pretending to be nice... All the Kezan players were...
real talk, why does epoch look worse than twow? epoch seems blurry and less sharp
>>533707857>expecting anything less from an avatarfag
>>533708262Don't you put that evil on me! I just got online and was offered a dm run!
>>533707935<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA> - gremio de /epog/
another guild in shambles
>>533706850>consistently played wownever did that even for a full year, maybe 1 to 3 months
Gurubashi Horde
evil gang, evil gang, evil gang
>>533707857>Was an anon>Never asked for an invite to the guild>Pretends other anons can read minds and throws a hissy fit about it
>>533707535>server up for over 24 hours>2x exp>only just now running deadminesjesus
remind me never to play with you shitters
>>533707857That's kind of mean. I don't any of the femgnome priests from Guruabashi even have it in them to do something like that...
>>533708565I will play Horde now that this thread has shown Alli are backstabbing dishonest spiritual kikes
>>533708570>there's 5 people on gummy server>implying anyone except for anons would be on it
>>533708290disable full screen glow
>>533708674>I'll be a guildie>never mentions being anon or knowing about this from epog.>>533708728You'd be surprised.
>>533708641I said I played the game alot not that I was good at it :c
>>533707857Let this be a lesson to you all in /vg/ clique faggotry, especially with avatarfaggots
>>533708721I never play in anon guilds, but that sounds about right. Just roll whichever faction you want and disregard retards itt.
>>533708641>youre a shitter if you don't no-life a fotm dead server of the same game that everyone has already played through 100 times
>>533708834yep, i would never be in a guild with an avatarfaggot to begin with
>>533707857This is why I avoid "people" from here.
>>533707857LOOOOOL YOU THOUGHT
who's going to make the gvrvfashy /vg/ guild?
What's the lore behind Holy Paladins?
What justifies going through Paladin school, wearing heavy armor, and still not being able to tank?
>>533707857>a faggot acting scandalous >also an avatarfaggot color me surprised
>>533708909There is no such thing as a good avatarfag, they're all nutcases and WILL throw a fit and try to get mutual players to turn on you.
common allirat behavior
hordearyans would NEVER
>>533708570"a guildie logged on" is not an excuse to remove someone you invited to a group
tell the guildie to go fuck himself and communicate that he's coming online before the group forms, or sit and wait until the group is done and he can get in on next
This is why I will never join 4channel wow guilds. They don't know how to have basic human decency and respect. And unlike other sweatier games, their margin of skill difference relative to the boomer dads and normies isn't large enough and doesn't justify this type of shit.
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I would never let something like that happen on the Gurupochie Alliance /vg/ guild...
>>533709173holy paladins are like ministers / clerics
I mean, we're still on if you'd like to run it. I'm down at least
>>533706850I haven't played WoW since Wrath
>>533709401you're not saving face with this one
>>533709401Just shut the fuck up and stop posting under a name or avatar, this will never go away
Let this incident be a lesson of what not to do in the officialโข epoch guild.
We will learn from this and we will be strong.
>>533708747I was really baffled, because I had all the stuff turned up, thanks anon, if we get in today I will!
>>533709343That's why you're the best boss, the one and only
Midna also scammed me, stole all my gold, said 4trans is for tranime only, and proceeded to kick a puppy in real life.
>>533709267>"a guildie logged on" is not an excuse to remove someone you invited to a groupit is though
that deadmines was pretty good though
>>533709343Why was this deleted?
>>533709747>no other tripfags posted for the last 25 threads>avatarfag shows up >he samfefags within 5 minutesjust fuck off cliquish tranny
>>533708894it takes like 3 hours to reach 20 on 2x exp
yes you're a shitter if it took you literally two days to reach 20
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>>533709898fuck off nigger it's not my problem you can't do deadmines without dying twice.
is this the worst general on /vg/
This is what no pochie does to people :c
>>533710061haha i'm not the anon you kicked, avatarfag retard
>>533710183you're gonna be the anon i raped
>>533710147No, but it's getting there.
The best part about this phase of the Project Epoch server is it's already allowing me to filter entire groups of people beforehand and I don't even need to play with them. I already know of like 4 people in this general alone who I'm going to blacklist from any in game activities.
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I'm sorry that one was too much
whats so special about epoch that they cant just post in the private server general?
>>533710365avatarfags
namefags
tripfags
troons
manic posting about a dead server
>>533710519AAAAIIIEEEE WHY WONT ANYONE USE MY DEAD THREAD
>>533710519for one you can't play it.
>>533709793accept my friend request Ghorast
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
>>533710519the private server general is full of trannies and that gives me the ick
Saturday night approaches Sv still down
>Midna avatarfag and his friends act like assholes ingame while pretending to be nice in the thread
>gets a trip
>another tripfag appears right after
>kick anon from group
>anon posts proof
>bunch of posts get deleted
>including anon's proof that he was kicked
Yea alright
>>533710624I don't want to be friends with stinky no shoes
>>533711042Hmmmm.... curious.
The dream is over, isn't it.
>>533711042These people will continue to spam report whatever they don't like. Remember that no good person takes up avatarfagging AND a trip code.
>>533711042 Mingling with avatar-fags and diva ego retards
(You)r fault
>>533711148It releases tonight
>>533711120sorry but this general will continue to effortlessly mog troondles, wpsg, wowg and wowcg
I wish WoW would let you wear the skin of your mortal enemies like GW1 does.
You guys are being unjustly mean to me.
Let's just stop before this gets ugly
Now the tranny is making impotent threats lol
>>533711373is this gothic?
looks about as crappy
I just wanted epoch funtime with frens :c
Instead I'm the great betrayer?
>ghost replies
He beat you
>>533706850i haven't seriously played WoW regularly in 2 or 3 years, i just hop on ascension casually when i get the itch, i've been waiting for Epoch because the features and its goals line up with what i want so i've been avoiding going hard on other servers.
>>533711553I just said the name of it in my post, and GW1 is giga soulful.
>>533711615>>533711632you kikes made me look
>midnatranny melty
lmao
over fucking deadmines no less
/wpsg/ trannies REALLY can't help themselves for even a single day can they
Going to bed now. Tomorrow will be August 3rd and it will still be offline.
>>533707935once you hit the 30s and you have level 40s and 50s camping you and tracking you with alts to follow you to whatever zone you try to level to and you physically can't level i reckon you'll regret it a lot
pwease stwap fighting :c
i'll talk to the guildmaster and let everyone in, idk who the guy who kicked you was but that was mean
anyone else wanna join just reply
>more avatarfags show up
A coincidence, I'm sure
It was fun while it lasted, it's only going to get worse
>>533711765Server wasn't coming up and they just HAD to get their melty in lmao
>>533711873such is the fate of all generals sadly
>>533709848probabaly some IP hopping avatar tranny
further proving my point
>>533692964
most of you have spent more time in this thread than you would have ever spent actually playing the game
>>533711989if only there was some kind of code of conduct or standard that must be followed to post here and some station of elevated users who were empowered to enforce these rules
oh well, we don't have anything like that here clearly
>>533711762>>533711975and you will fall for it every time. see you in an hour
If someone is still falling for it, heres a reminder: if someone is avatarfagging on an anonymous imageboard, they have narcissistic personality disorder and the only winning move is to not engage with them in any way
>>533712237i've been waiting 3 years try again nigganuts
>>533712373i'd also add that reporting them for avatarfagging is the right move but these jannies literally just ignore every single report about it because the rules are just a suggestion and they can selectively enforce them
Bronzebeard is the trve Classic+ experience.
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>>533711042Reminder that it isn't just the two faced Midna poster, it's ever "femgnome priest", every "nonny", every "Pochie" poster, etc.
>>533712373Except for my wife of course
>>533712787also every frogposter
>>533712787Femgnome priest poster is a literal tranny from South America btw
>>533711042midna is a janny...
>>533712736i tried playing in Adventure Mode and it's kicking my ass, is it tuned to be harder than the draft/seasonal server?
>>533712648They sometimes do their job if you select the forbidden option. Worked with the tranny posting selfies yesterday. Just remember to do it on your phone with wi-fi disabled.
M*dnafag is S*lma/P*arl btw
i want to level my female undead priest on project epoch
>>533713093love how they literally have a button that just instabans you if you accidentally click it while doing this shit ass fucking captcha lol
>>533712787it's upto dancing animal posters to save /epog/
>>533711865you niggers will be executed in the streets soon
Which one of you niggers actually reported me? Fuck you, nigger.
tranny jannies I've had enough thanks
>>533713396around the time epoch comes out this will happen
anyone around level 15 wanna team up in Return of Reckoning? irl Male playing an old hag magus
>>533713539The trannies have been mass reporting people today.
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Wait... So the Kezan players were the bad guys all along?
>>533703369lordaeronโฆ home
>>533713852no, it's the avatarfags like you
who could've guessed
>>533713829sorry I didn't want to do it but you left us know choice. Anyways everyone let's just be nice to each other :p
>>533714236>knowlaughing elf man.png
>>533703720>>533705807>she/herfuck Iโm EXPLODING
edging so hard to her rn
>>533706850I started WoW with shadow lands. Played up to lvl 30 in classic but my server was infested with bots so I quit.
Epoch was supposed to be my first full classic experience...
>>533714236kill yourself. you're gonna do it eventually, why wait?
>>533714032hmm pochie bros?
>>533714236Holy ESL. You are brown.
How are launch council vibes looking?
I'm sorry, it seems that nobody wants me here. I'll leave, sorry for existing and trying to spread some love.
Pochie status?
*coughs up blood*
>>533714707Jamie run a poll on that
>>533714707we're feeding our kitties b4 locking in for some fortnite solos
>>533714776Stop trying to pity bait, you rat.
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>>533714032suck my cock tranny loving faggot nigger I hope you get assraped.
I'm just glad this was caught before the servers went live. Wasn't <TempleOS> that one player's guild from /wpsg/? A Panda named Pearl or something like that?
>>533714776No midnanon!! Some people are gonna be salty about your guild being cringe, but youโre fine, youโve just been funposting for every time Iโve seen you here. I appreciate your posts and they always make me happy to read, even if I donโt get to play poch. The thread is in a bad state so maybe come around later, but Iโll always miss you, agp or no agp, my midnanon
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I never meant to cause any drama
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
>>533715275i know most anons are lonely and are looking for a place to call home but dont associate with trannies. they are manipulators, pedophiles, groomers and most important MEN
I really wish the server was up so I didn't have to see this right now.
>>533715449>phone filenameYOU'RE NOT HIM YOU'RE NOT HIMA HHHH THE VOICEES
https://litter.catbox.moe/43xk6caqxz5ktm94.png
>left: Me, smite priest
>right: You, clothes wearing healadin
>>533715549you have a tin can on top of your head btw
>>533715386thanks <3, i don't have many real life friends and keep getting mistreated by everyone. This was the last place I could call home, I'm deeply sorry for the anon who got kicked, I'm not the guild owner please... I'll leave TempleOS since they don't reflect my beliefs, please don't keep fighting because of me
midnafag, i still love you.
>>533715775you dont have many real life friends because you're a disgusting looking mentally ill trogg who isn't honest to themselves or others. of course no one wants you around
Wow! Exactly the cool down in seconds between posts!
I'm getting sleepy bros...
>>533716238To-Tonight for sure anon... You will see
>>5337162387 more hours till poc
trust the plan
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>>533716238/ourguy/ has gone to bed, you should as well
don't forget to set alarm 8h from now just to be safe
https://files.catbox.moe/akys5j.png
>left:downtime
>right:pochie sissies
No one else play a human hunter. That's my character, this is my story, and I'm the protagonist of the game.
>>533716584>8*6 fucking damnit
>>533716604Can you make another but the guy is Black? Very hot
>>533716680huntards are icly with their constant aspect roulette, and humans make them look even more stupid.
Only races that should be able to be huntards are trolls.
reminder that the devs promised an update on progress everyday, now it's more like 1 low quality post every 2 days
>>533716985reminder you're a faggot no one cares about daily check ins, either they give us a fucking date or get back to work
>>533716985achually technically speaking they have been posting to update channel at least twice a day
reminder we need more ai cunny in these threads if we are to weather the storm
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Next Epoch poll content patch leaked
>>533717114>faggot no one cares about daily check insseems like you do, cause why else would you be sitting in this thread?
no more epoch threads, it's releasing in 2 weeks at least. just go back to /wpsg/.... just... let it end...
Mod banned me again and deleted my post which means another faggot in this thread reported me again.
Can someone explain why this shit isnt out yet
>>533717538rules are rules
>>533717569single thread meme but for real this time.
>>533717432to shitpost and have a laugh at the state of things since the discord is shut down atm
>>533717569At 1000 quests programmed one guy asked "hey shouldnt we make sure this works on a high population server first?" And then he got a funny look and got told to work on the 1001st quest
If Epoch doesn't properly launch tonight or tomorrow it's actually over
Devs took this week off from their jobs, so any further delay is going to be amplified by the fact they'll be back at work
>>533718117Monday or it's fucking over
>>533718117apparently they are trying to get the server niggers to install linux OS into their server node that they rented, and it's likely said nigger aren't coming to work until monday so at earliest we get launch late monday.
>>533690417more feminine than 99.999% of women, would introduce to my parents and hold hands with in public
