>>33284162
Get a dildo. A dildo won't slap you if you throw up on it.

You know, the first girl I followed on my twitter porn smurf account was a Japanese girl with like 50 followers. Her entire feed was just her practicing sucking on dildos. She'd post upwards of three videos a day. That bitch tasted the rainbow, she had so many dildos it was unreal. Probably why I wasn't shocked by JH's dildo count. Her voracity for those dildos was incredible, like she had a g-spot in her throat or something. Hers is probably the account I'm the most sad to have seen deleted of all the accounts I ever followed.