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>>33280569Thread Question: Do you think the RPG roles of dps, tank, and healer are gendered? Which do you prefer to play, and why?
When can I be a woman too? Sick of being male.
>>33283374 (OP)I wish women played RPG or were into fantasy in general. I understand why they wouldn't be though, it's very sexualised and that might be off-putting
>>33283374 (OP)No
>>33283389I know literally scores of women who routinely play fantasy RPGs
where do i meet clingy gf
How do I get an actual boyfriend
State gender
Do you go clubbing?
>>33283393Saran wrap convention
>>33283384You can't. I'm sorry, them's the rules. Literally git gud.
>>33283384Life's like an older video game, if you chose this difficulty setting you are stuck with it until the end
>>33283394Go outside and meet people
Probably the worst start to a thread ever.
>>33283374 (OP)>Thread QuestionLike the good old /biofem/
They also had a rule against debatefagging
>>33283396M
Lol based Liverpool
Yeah I had periods in the past where I used to go a lot with some friends, but not so much these days, haven't been out in months
>>33283396>Anglo Saxons are dysgenic And water is wet
How do I find a girl who reads books and wants to cook together
>>33283409>They also had a rule against debatefaggingWhy women don't like debaits?
>>33283410do you even have one single male friend? and by that I donโt mean someone you hang out with because he is there too
>>33283396british women are so slag it's unreal
>>33283358>the wariran is doing fucking nothing in retaliation, israel and US are trying to do media damage control about the effectiveness of the missions, there are many videos of trump personally actively servicing the cocks of mossad members. so basically nothing new.
chances are high that it was all just a show of force to try and loosen up iran's posture, remains to be seen if it works. the trump admin has also been manipulating the media, being purposefully controversial every couple of weeks to a. draw visibly to him taking stances that are popular, though legally questionable (at times [often ridiculously; as if birthright citizenship is a good thing]) b. overwhelm the media so they can't build a narrative around his presidency; instead news people are just showing trump tackling issues people care about. it's honestly pretty majestic to watch, he's really come out swinging on this second term
>>33283374 (OP)Imagine youโre f, married with kids. One day hubby shows up and asks you what about youโre curious sexually, and want for the future in that direction. You say โIโm fine, thanksโ as menopause is about to hit.
Then hubby tells you that heโd like so sexually develop and get some more experiences. Ideally with you, but if notโฆ
How youโd react?
>>33283396God I hate women
>>33283422I'd slaughter him and the kids
Women, Is it a problem to have no dating experience in your mid 20s?
>>33283418And that's so fucking hot, I'd love to bring one home for a quickie
>>33283425Of course it's a problem
For you anyways
Off work early, do I
Nap
Golf
Lift
Daytime drinking even tho i have a thing tonight
?
>>33283396Male
Not since i was 22
>>33283422ask him what he means by sexually develop
Women, do men struggle to talk to you?
>>33283431is it a high stakes thing? if so, lift
if not, golf
men
do you believe in free will?
bump, looking for additional thoughts on my situation
>>33283352>>33283352
>>33283438doesnโt seem like it
>>33283440Depends on what you mean. I think everything is ordained by God, but I believe we still make real choices.
>>33283425itโs not for me I am happy:3
>>33283440Yeah, to a paralyzing degree
>>33283443how can you make choices if everything is ordained?
>>33283396No. I am the club.
>>33283441Man if you really like her the bad stuff wouldn't matter
>>33283415I don't have any friends anon...
>>33283415They're not all kek, this video is very cherrypicked, I'm sure you'd find some girls the same in Russia
>>33283440Free will is not real and it's pretty easy to prove, you can't even really control your own brain 24/7
Women, how would you feel if your country was taken over and you were assigned a husband by your conquerors?
>>33283448>all the writing is coherent and consistent I donโt think so dummy
>>33283439Na, just monthly halo nite wit da boys.
Only way to get the felliws with kids together is to plan it out
>>33283440Yeah. We are driven by too many random electrical impulses and tiny events and knife-edge instability to say seriously that anything is predetermined. We are as stochastic as most things in the universe, being that we are operated by squishy cells, jiggly molecules, random jolts, and our dubious cognitive decision process.
>>33283457probably would cut off his dick and balls when he sleeps and let him bleed out
>>33283449Ultimately I'd say we can't fully comprehend it with our human minds, but I believe God knows every choice we'll ever make, and works that into his plan. It's not possible to make a choice that God didn't account for, even if he doesn't approve of it, and he will use every choice ultimately for the good of those who love him, even if they result in bad consequences more immediately.
>>33283374 (OP)The sissification spectrum:
>a beefy boy who deals melee damage, while taking hits like a champFighter/Warrior/Strength is for chads
>a less beefy boy/tomboy who deals melee/ranged damage, but is too weak/afraid to take hits, so they try to dodge themRogue/Thief/Dexterity is for regular men and tomboys
>an even less beefy boy/regular girl who deals ranged damage, but is too weak/afraid to even get into melee rangeMage/Sorcerer/Intelligence is for regular women and feminine men
>a cute girl who is not even interested in dealing damage and is more into healing and buffing people to fight for herPriest/Cleric/Faith is for girly girls
>>33283434Ehhh I imagine having maybe โother sexโ, and stuff involving other people, or me beeing slutty etc. no idea, I just lost interest in that topic at allโฆ
>>33283457miserable i would hate him and cut off his balls
>>33283467Retarded nigger
>>33283440sort of, i don't believe we literally have free will, but our behavior is definitely indeterminable (both to ourselves and others and the behavior of others), which is all free will does anyway, so it effectively exists
>>33283441i say this here often, but: all relationships are built and forged. can you see yourself going through that process with this person? or not?
>>33283464Everyone says that but theres no real track record of it in rome, england during the saxon invasion, japan invading china
>>33283465but that just means god has no power and is basically just a shadow writer
>>33283470>t. femboy mage
>>33283472not really, no
there is devices to train your pelvic muscles that give you feedback but those are mainly for during pregnancy to prep for birth
>>33283452the bad stuff complicates things though, here are my thoughts on them.
after the initial getting to know each other brain dump, what are we supposed to do to get closer? LDR means no physical presence for a while, activities need to be limited to online things of which we don't do the same ones. Agree to do the same one? someone is going to either feel like they're forced into doing something they don't like or be bored. it's not like with friends were the relationship already exists and you can have fun doing anything, there is no relationship yet
>>33283476He does have power. He's the one who made you, and the one who has ordained your entire life, taking every choice you'll make into account. He knows when you're going to die, and the moment of your death will be the exact time that he ordained. If he wanted you to die sooner or later, then that would happen.
>>33283475yeah you think they would be dumb enough to not make it look like an ((accident))
>>33283481good for him I guess
>>33283476God the cause of causes, his power rests in making things happen, not making specific things happen (although specific things happen because of him)
>>33283440M, yes I do; even if a lot of our behaviour and thinking is subconsciously influenced, you ultimately still always have a choice
>>33283469>cut off his ballsYou'd be doing me a favour desu
>>33283457She's like
>babe please this is not the time for your "epic freestyle karaoke" you learned on YouTube, my whole family is here>>33283451What's your entry fee, 10 bucks?
>>33283472This reminds me of those rowing machine LCD games we used to play after praccy in highschool
>>33283396m
no im too ugly, short, and broke for it. i get made fun of and shit-talked about in hr-controlled environments, so i know anything recreational will be 100x more cruel and 1000x more isolating. 20000000x potency suicide fuel
>>33283417A dead r9k general for biowomen, it was quite good for some time
Girls, do you think it's evil for a guy to want to have a threesome with twin sisters?
>>33283487>too ugly, short, and brokeYou should try going to a rave, everyone is accepted
Tbh most clubs are very chill too unless it's some lame snobby place
>>33283480i'm nta but are you not interested in her activities?
if she asked you to do something with her, would you feel like they're forcing you to do something? some people like experiencing new things or watching other people be passionate/knowledgeable about things they don't know. this is extremely basic compatibility stuff.
>>33283480Sounds like it isn't meant to be
>>33283467That checks out
Why do so many men want to be incels?
>>33283493i've thought about it, but i'm sure i'd end up tripping in the back alone. parties, clubs, raves, etc were probably not meant for me and that's okay
Women will you trust me? I think you can trust me
>>33283499Good women are very rare
>>33283499Incels are the most powerful people in the world.
Men,
Gen Z Boss in a mini, Itty Bitty Titties and a Bob, or Five Foot Three and a Attitude?
Girls, wanna walk me to my trugg?
mar
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>Popular rich boy from my highschool is now working at Black Rock
What the helly
>>33283505I thought the five foot three girl was cute.
>>33283505I think I remember the 3rd one of those being the best.
But it's funny that now even normies are like "get me out of modern society, I can't take it anymore"
>>33283505I'll be honest, i thought all the girls in that video were cute. Is there something wrong with me
>>33283508maybe time to text him
>>33283512I do too.
I also want to be useful for anything but I'm trying to make peace with being an insufferable loser.
>>33283500Well don't knock it til you try it anyway man
One reason I used to go clubbing a lot is cause I could just let go, reinvent myself, be accepted and have fun with people, it was an escape from my mundane day to day life
>>33283508Bro fell off jk
>>33283494well that's one of the problems I mentioned right, she doesn't really have activities or passions. she basically works, plays with her cat, watches youtube, and scrolls various 'content' sites. There are things she's interested in but when I've asked about them her interest is usually very surface level, for example if she said she was interested in kayaking, her experience would be going out once with a friend 2 years ago and enjoying it, that's it.
>>33283499M
Misery loves company
>>33283440Yeah, and society would collapse if we pretended otherwise.
>>33283512Don't we all? But you have to make yourself worthy of romantic love.
>>33283518>make yourself worthy Of course
ASDS
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Women, where on your cycle are you?
Women what nasty sex shit have you done requested by a bf?
>>33283522Ladies, be careful. This is spreadsheet anon!
>>332835055'3 and an attitude, gen z boss was too tall
>>33283522I just finished my period what part is that?
that's IT
I'm taking a holiday in Cambodia
>>33283522should have gotten my period today but not happening yet
>>33283499Not that we want to be, it's just the natural byproduct of being an unlikeable loser
>>33283532Bro she looks like 10 wtf
>>33283534Shut up, fuck boy.
>>33283532wtf is this pedo shit
>>33283532Nigga this aint even funny
*main character yapping noises*
>>33283532Where youโll do what youโre told! Where the slums got so much soul!
>>33283532Oh my God PEDOPHILIA???she's like 2?? Where are her parents?
>>33283441if you guys are long-distance but have no overlapping hobbies... what do you even do together right now?
I had some friends in a LDR but they were playing games and watching tv shows together in discord every fucking day for months before flying out to meet each other. After 2 years she finally found a job in his city and moved in with him. Before that they were literally on opposite ends of the American mainland.
But like if you aren't motivating each other, you aren't physically attracted to her, and you don't really do anything together... what's the point? Do you have common goals?
>>33283541>almost a wizard>"fuck boy"Sure thing buddy lol
>>33283544Literally me fr
Which genre of asian has the biggest tiddies?
>>33283551that aint it chief
Some of you may remember me because I posted about an infection the other day. Well, it's basically getting better on its own, but the doctor's office responded to my message about it, and now they want me to make an appointment. I don't think I need one now and I'm embarrassed that I even brought it up. They told me to call and make an appointment and I'm thinking I just won't. It's really inconvenient to go to the doctor and I think I'm fine.
>>33283552Korean because surgery
>>33283548Blah blah blah, go fuck yourself.
Maybe tell the next milf that lets you snort off her tits your troubles.
>>33283508The pretty boys from my high school are all doing great. They weren't the most popular but they hung out with the top Chads.
>>33283534Molly the redpill nurse
she lets herself get nearly fucked on three separate occasions by men she doesn't even know the name of just because they're tall and handsome, meanwhile Melvin risks his life for her on multiple occasions and she can't even stay committed
>>33283517she probably needs help coming out of her shell then, sounds like she has a lot of stuff she wants to do but doesn't. would probably improve if she were in an environment that encouraged her to do stuff, she kinda just sounds like a depressed lump.
nobody is gonna be able to make this choice for ya anon, you have to decide if it's worth it to put in that effort to try and make things work. personally, seems all of the things you're complaining are pretty transient, and all the important stuff are fairly immutable
>>33283554I donโt remember you, no, fuck off
>>33283547that's exactly my concern. We've just talked so far over the past week about who we are, what we do, and what we want. We seem compatible but I don't see the path forward
>>33283532Hey, we only like female pedos ITT
>>33283554Bro it's a doctor
Even if it is nothing it won't be the most pointless case they see that day
>>33283561brb going to throw up
>>33283542>>33283540>>33283543reminder the women who cry about this are only jealous it didn't happen to them
Ok now I sufficiently hate women and men
>>33283564>copulating lol
>>33283559>seems all of the things you're complaining are pretty transient, and all the important stuff are fairly immutableI agree, and it's a big factor on why I'm unsure what to do
Women, are you attracted to the average man?
>>33283552naturals? I think it's Indonesia or something. Japan is also starting to climb up there because of a heavily westernised diet.
>>33283575Nope.
I can cope myself into being attracted to almost anyone but I think I've been attracted to like one guy on a serious level.
Men if a woman gets a shorter haircut does it draw more attention to her feminine features?
I'm starting to accept that maybe being a 26 year old kissless virgin might have done some damage to me
How do you fix someone like this?
>>33283374 (OP)Femanons: Nap or plap?
>>33283584Apparently you donโt. You have to do it all yourself because you were born with a dick and not a pussy
>>33283564guarantee she was molested as a child and developed this predilection out of a fear of men + a desire to "reclaim control of her sexuality".
Should I buy Luigi's Mansion 2 or the Link's Awakening remake for my Switch 2? Those games are both on sale.
>>33283592>buying a switch 2sad!
>>33283584nah, chances are highest that it was the damage that made you a 26 year old kissless virgin
either way it needs fixing. start by figuring out what damaged you, then start addressing that. could be with a therapist, could be with a chatbot. might be best to use a chatbot as a soft entry into therapy, and then eventually branch off to actual therapy.
>>33283582Hell no, long hair -is- a feminine feature, one of the ultimate feminine features
>>33283558Kek, RIP Melvin
>>33283556That was a one off yonks ago, I haven't talked to her in months
My life honestly sucks anon. I should've just agreed to date my ex again as soon as she offered but it was so unexpected I was trying to process things and make the right decision. Well desu I'm confident she can find somebody much better and more compatible so ultimately it was the right decision I think. I just feel horrendous, all I do is hurt people. Do me a favour and put me out of my misery lol
My housemates are gonna get home soon and stay up partying and I'm really not in the mood, think I'm just gonna go to bed
>>33283582It can do yeah, I really like short hair personally
Is sleeping with hooker is a redflag in women eyes?
>>33283592Luigi's mansion 2 is not as good as 1 or 3. I'd say go with link's awakening if you haven't played it
Women.
How you handle guys you're not attracted to who respectfully approach you?
I just want a (white) pc gaming GF who I can have sex with. is that really too much to ask for?
>>33283594>woman rejects you>another one does>and another>develop 'loser' stink, now all women get the ick instinctively just being in your presence; snowball effect begins where you're made an outcast because you're an outcast"just fix yourself bro"
>>33283593I don't even have a Switch so every Switch game is a launch game for me. I'm excited to dig in.
>>33283594>health is really bad and has continuosly gotten worse since my late teens>worsening health makes me hate my appearance and avoid women completely>avoiding sex and relationships has probably accelerated my health problems tenfoldI don't therapy would help me anyway
>>33283601Yes unless you broaden the parameters to include GF (males)
>>33283601White women are so last decade. We into latinas now bro
>>33283594Therapists are worthless
@femanons
What do girls think roughhousing, dominating and play wrestling their bf (or gf)?
>>33283601Did you meant a gf who spend ton of money in mobile gacha games, amarite?
>>33283608This.
Retards need to stop spamming this meme when Tom Cruise exposed it as a pseudoscience 20 years ago.
>>33283613You are a strong argument for eugenics
>>33283609I like it, but my boyfriend is really picky and is only interested if I can put up an actual fight.
We've been going to the gym together but he's twice my size so I'm never going to be able to actually "dominate" him naturally.
>>33283613Bro is obsessed with Tom looney Cruise lmao
Yes, let's trust the guy whose daughter won't even speak to him kek on mental healthcare
>>33283600Some of us are so ugly that we don't have to...
>>33283614Show me one person that fixed his life thanks to therapy.
>>33283617>wig wearing bitchboy thinks he can judge TCDidn't you go to therapy? It didn't help much, huh?
Gender
Would you pass this class?
>>33283584You've probably been deprived of two things: a positive relationship with society, and motivation to integrate into, work for, serve, and succeed in that society.
You have to decide for yourself how much you want to find alternative ways to serve or how much you want to compete to get what satisfies you personally.
>>33283616>but my boyfriend is really picky and is only interested if I can put up an actual fight.26M and I'm in the same boat except I wanna be dominated. When I was a wee lad I saw Gina Carano choke a reporter than caress him on her legs as he recovered, now as an adult I'm a submissive man
>>33283602That is basically how normie (primate) society is intended to work, it's called the social hierarchy. Everyone gets an introduction to it in childhood and teenage years.
You fight, overcome, beat them down and crown yourself on top of it (eg with money and strength), or you can reject the society. Or both.
>>3328362526m
you're a faggot bro
>>33283394Through interests and hobbies.
>>33283629Fellas, is it gay to want to be loved by a woman?
>>33283616Learn to do it like old women, dominate him sexually by being impossible to resist or say no to
>>33283623Where such classes is being given, in USA?
>>33283635if exshittanon is defending your post then it's absolutely fucking gay
>>3328362330 M
I've never been on a date with a woman on any level
I'd drop this shit
>>33283637That's boring though, he already wants to fuck me and can't keep his hands off of me.
>>33283622It was more like counselling but it honestly did help at the time
>>33283623M, I'd just stay up all night doing the reflection paper lol
Or I would just make up a fake date, not like the prof could prove it
>>33283600never happened in my life
>>33283623I also like how the prof doesn't even acknowledge that not everyone would be able to find another student at the school willing to go on a date with them. Normies live in another world
>>33283626humanity turned its back on "law of the jungle" mating dynamics because it caused us to spend 40,000 years never progressing beyond the stone ages because we were too busy clubbing each other to death over breeding rights. as soon as we invented socially-enforced monogamy where every man could expect a stable partner, society and culture flourished. It's no coincidence that as we have backslid into apelike promiscuity that society is beginning to fall apart.
>>33283467It's a trope
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuysSmashGirlsShoot
>>33283600I lie and say I'm infertile
>>33283650>linking tvtropes
to both
would you leave your partner if you were trying for children and discovered they were infertile (they didn't know)
Men what if a woman wanted to start going hunting with you and living off of that meat for at least a quarter of the year?
>>33283656I want to drink alcohol
>>33283652>hey sweetheart lemme get your number>FUCK YOU MUH BABYMAKER'S BUSTEDkek
>>33283656F
No, but I non negotiable want biological children. He'd have to be ok with me having one via donor.
And id adopt some as well. But I definitely want kids
>>33283655A site as old as 4chan
>>33283623M
Couldn't imagine trying to find a girl at my school to go on a date with
>>33283647Yeah, I mean that's true. It's actually impressive how fast it's unraveling, we've only been doing this for a few decades and things are going down like a plane with both engines out.
Women, what is ypur opinion on sweaty balls?
>>33283656M, no ofc not, there are other methods to have a kid
I wouldn't leave them either way
>>33283657I'd go hunting but I'd be dubious eating roadkill kek
>>33283657Seems like an easy way to get sick of venison.
>>33283656Having kids is for betas.
>>33283659I didn't say it works but I always panic and just lie to try and make them less attracted to me
>>33283664Guess what class women play the most?
https://youtu.be/tbCMda1wJPU
>>33283672Death ends in eternal dreamless sleep and there are infinite universes anyway.
Only the alpha versions of you get to die after smoking DMT, dropping acid, and ripping a blunt after a lifetime of being as offensive as possible.
I mean, that's how I'm going.
Iโm hungry, what should I eat?
>>33283681obviously
so would you say your dad is a loser?
Women, should I start taking synthetic opioids?
>>33283687sure
>>33283684synthetic opioids
>>33283686Bro, do you live here?
You know you can go to college right? You're not gonna find a gf here.
How do you feel seeing billionaires younger than you?
What kinda plans do you have with your boyfriend this weekend, femanons?
>>33283693Genuinely donโt care, theyโre a different species of human
>>33283384We can double your x chromosome and make a female body and then rapidly age it to your current age. Then we transfer your consciousness to it
>>33283692why would I want a gf? are you calling me a homo? what else you got mr as offensive as possible
>gf pushes me tฮฟ become friends with her bestie
>start being more friendly, share snacks, poke fun, etc
>gf jokes that her bestie is my "second girlfriend"
>bestie gets drunk and leans on me during a house party
>gf becomes suicidal with jealousy
Why are women like this
>>33283693what about tax fraud????
>>33283693F
I would like to just manage to be middle class but it's not going well
>>33283694We're killing each other with knives
You are not immune to boipucci.
>>33283698r u dumb? she wanted to use you to make her friend jealous my making her have a crush on you but being unattainable because you are hers and then you fumbled her set up by getting touchy
>>33283656f, of course not, but *i* want a baby *IN* me. he'd have to be okay finding a sperm donor or something.
>>33283704Pretty sure I am.
>>33283707Would you let me fill your unprotected defenseless womb with my cum while you're ovulating and your bf watches?
>>33283710put your pants back on whore
>>33283711cmere a minute. i want to show u something
>>33283696transfer your consciousness to THESE NUTZ
>>33283697Well, how about this...
Nothing you will ever do for the remainder of your life will come within 1:100,000,000th of what I can produce from half a second of thought.
You're so inferior that you're relegated to non-sequeters intended to elicit frustration after a minimum amount of feigned sincerity.
And they don't even work.
They just give me the opportunity to remember how pathetic you are.
The saddest part is you're so inauthentic as a boy that the only satisfaction to be derived from the situation is the delusional belief that my typing out this response has wasted my time or energy.
That's it.
That's all you can do to hurt me.
And it doesnt even work
Your worst insult to me is tricking me into talking to you.
there is a smiley sweet blonde fit 49 yo at my workplace and got damn she is doing something to my dick that I didn't think was possible
how dฮฟ I cure my hag lust?
>>332837121. Men canโt be whores
3. My hog gotta breathe
>>33283713Put the toy away, sweety. Daddy's balls need milked.
Is it weird that I don't feel much about women in a sexual or romantic way? I think I'm retarded.
>>33283718>cure my hag lust?Hag thrust.
>>33283715oh really? What if I told you that I directly lowered the quality of your qualia and I would do it again just to tease you and the worst part about it is that you would like it
take that
>>33283693I d g a f
Comparison is the thief of joy
>>33283718I hate women over 30 who try to flirt with me
Fuck off worthless pedo hag i don't want to be your sugar baby
>>33283718Tell her you have hag lust and demand sex
>>33283723you're probably depressed man
>>33283734I don't feel depressed? How do I know.
>>33283736Because youโre here
>>33283738Is that a serious indicator?
I want a companion, someone to be familiar with and to mutually support each other as well as raise children together, but I don't think I really have the emotions for "love". Is this viable to ask out of someone?
>>33283714You'll never get to make that joke again
>>33283743y not? what will you do about it?
>>33283657I don't want that chicken skin condition so no thank you
>>33283725Wait, are you some cute phil-undergraduate?
Now hold on, we can work this out... over dinner.
Is it unreasonable for me to expect much attention for now or is he losing feelings?
>long distance but met irl
>he started a full-time job
>he has extreme fatigue from medication (slept 12 hours a day while unemployed)
>he is around family constantly when not at work, his parents always have people over
>says he loves and misses me even when I tell him he can be honest and break up, but he isn't as passionate as when we were first separated
He responds to me on his way to work, 2-3 times while at work, when off, and before bed. But it is never for more than 10 minutes at a time when we'd talk for an hour per night before.
Am I being nuts? We are closer to reuniting than not. Or is he turned off by my love? I haven't gotten uglier, if anything I'm more attractive than before he left. He was also very sexually attracted to me back then.
I also work full-time but always make time for him because he is the light of my life. Granted I live alone and am an insomniac.
I just feel so unloved. But I want to be understanding.
Women
If your talking to a guy and it's obvious that he likes you, but he doesn't ask you out, how does it make you feel? Do you begin to resent him?
>>33283750cute maybe, phil undergrad, no
more like, hm, how do I put this
>dinnerand by dinner you mean acid I suppose huh
>>33283751Likely thinking about blowing his brains out at work all day
>>33283751I can tell that he wants you badly
>>33283745You'll never find an opportunity to say you'll transfer someone's consciousness to your balls
>>33283761says who? I can start using that as an insult at all time
women is it safe to creampie during period sex?
Men, would you like it if for ash wednesday you got an ash goth fem kissy lipstick mark instead?
>>33283758He says it's okay for now, I think he enjoys the change of pace. He is generally less suicidal than when we met.
>>33283759Maybe. I give him a chance to leave me almost every week and he hasn't taken it yet so perhaps I just need to accept he likes me.
>>33283771no fem goths would be able to give me any kissy lipstick marks after I plapped them into a pancake on pancake day
>>33283771youre too old for me
>>33283774>>33283751After reassuring me today he didn't have a huge reaction to a photo I sent of me in a tight dress, too. Could he find me repulsive and that was a mistake to send it? Or is he less horny because of being tired? Or has he had too much of me and I should start avoiding him?
>>33283756Bro... are you... about to pretend to be a girl?
You're gonna pull the Ole "If I suck his dick then he's gay" trick?
Risky
But if you are a hot science chick, hey, you don't want none of this.
Trust me.
>>33283771If it was from you, no
>>33283784It sounds like you aren't happy in this relationship
>>33283786why not? you think I canโt handle the big nothing? I was born from it, it has nothing on me
besides, you already are a dad, stop playing
>>33283784>photo I sent of me in a tight dress, tooi just did this with my bf and he could barely contain himself
>>33283790This freak of nature is a parent?
I want to apologize for being ugly but I'm also angry with everyone who denies it. And then they say things like I'm hard to draw. It's mean
>>33283798oh god no, it was so peaceful without you
do lesbian women still ovulate?
>>33283790Are you having an aneurism?
I know some of you guys are new here, but being the disturbingly evil and incomprehensible incel sex-pest is already my gimmick, so you need to stop swagger jacking and come up with something else.
>>33283799close your eyes
>>33283805no, I can swallow just fine
why would you say that?
Pray for my health please
What's a good name for a rabbit?
>>33283374 (OP)is it imposible to find a gf in 2k25?
>>33283789Doesn't matter, I need a more normal perspective.
I am built wrong so I'm never happy in a relationship unless I am getting 24/7 validation and my partner does exactly what I want them to do and never interacts with anyone but me. That's nuts and abusive, I need directions on what is correct.
>>33283792He usually reacts like that, I sent it after he sent his goodnight message at 10pm when his day started at 5am so maybe that's it.
He only started this week so it's too early for an affair to form.
>>33283812sorry we're all lesbians
t. moid hands
how difficult would it be to find a bf that is really really into giving oral? like uniquely enthusiastic about it and very aroused by it
>>33283812be in places you can meet women
talk to them
if there's a vibe, ask them out
wow that's so hard
>>33283815>I seebruh I just told you to close your eyes
>>33283817I'm not sure, it seems like a fair few dudes are grossed out by it.
>>33283818i tried and it didn't work
>>33283818Nta but this is the most vague shitty normie advice lol
"If there's a vibe" what is this supposed to mean
>>33283819God bless you. I am awake.
>>33283826no that wonโt do
itโs your bed time now
>>33283825>"If there's a vibe" what is this supposed to meaiykyk
>>33283820>>33283823how can i sort of subtly bring it up? i'm looking for a long term relationship but have no sexual experience, so i'd like to date for a while before having sex. i don't really want to get attached to someone who isn't compatible with me sexually, but bringing it up too early seems like it could be weird
>>33283556It's 9pm and my housemates are still out so I think I'm just gonna go to bed before they get home and drag me into their dumb partying
Don't much feel like eating anything for dinner either
Don't envy my life lol, it sucks
>>33283623Do academics really think they're gonna get me interested in dating by forcing me to date a girl?
This is like when those faggots ruined my interest in books by making me read the scarlet letter
My aura debt is too great. I am rizzless and shambolic. Go on without me, my sigma brethren.
>>33283832you feel very sleepy now, your head feels so heavy, your whole body wants to sink deeper into the comfort of your bed, you feel like a stone that has been sitting in the forest for thousands of years, shhhh
>>33283838>top five aura death moments
>>33283771>If for [religious ceremony] would you prefer [goth activity] YES
>>33283846violence is an artificial construct
>>33283831Try to let the conversation happen naturally, I suppose. There's no real timeline on when sex is brought up in dating, just wait for a moment when things are getting heated with flirting, and find the right moment to imply it.
>>33283838>goon without meNever, brother. Never.
>>33283856*smacks you up the head*
>>33283838Bad karma bros gotta stick together
>>33283835Goodnight/afternoon to you too anon <3 hoping I don't wake up kek
Ex wants to call but I said we can tomorrow. Dreading it lol
>>33283771Yes. I... thinks so.
>>33283850Exhibanon is a 30yo KHHV.
>>33283831On date 2 hit him up wit
>hey big dawg, you best be down wit da ol natty lickaroo at least 3 times a day, no reciprocation, oh btw i know I need this despite never having done it
>>33283657She's gonna have to teach me to hunt.
>>33283862huh, i had assumed he had a bodycount of 300 and a string of ex-gfs who desperately want him back
>>33283656I don't want children, so this is perfect.
you guys are no fun, peace out
>>33283864that's such a good idea!
but "need" is a strong word. more like i suspect this is very important to me
>>33283835Also I don't understand why my old highschool friends want to go on a camping trip and my old college friends want to do a BBQ? Don't they realise I live halfway across the country now? We have nothing in common anymore. These people just message me out of pity, and probably to feel superior when I'm around. I wish they would just leave me alone to rot. I'm considering just paying my share upfront and then ghosting them all again
Do women like men having thick thighs and butts as much as the other way around?
>>33283878they want to include you because they love you, and probably enjoy being around you
>>33283876sorry, I was having a bit of a moment
>>33283440Either the universe is entirely deterministic in which case my will is not free,
or there exists some fundamental randomness, in which case I'm not sure it's meaningful to speak of will.
>>33283883Why are you apologizing? You do you
My cat is sick and they can't figure out what's wrong with him
Much as death don't bother me I still don't want to lose my little fluffy lad, make me feel better
>>33283885reminds me of a Grimes tweet: if free will doesn't exist, I'll be glad, because it means God programmed me to love you
>>33283889God himself planted the sickness in your cat to kill him as punishment for your sins
>>33283465God is keeping the fabric of reality from collapsing, the extensive level of degenerate sinning, murder, rape, etc. It's attempting to fuck reality beyond any saving. We are lucky that god can keep it together for the most part, but you need to do your part too.
>>33283889Wish I could help, praying and wishing the best for your cat <3 I hope he recovers
is it weird me and my gf donโt speak when either one of us on vacation? granted we donโt usually text besides plans either. last time i went away for 5 days and we had one phone call. now sheโs gone for a week and we facetimed once
Oh they're making a game I like into a movie
>>33283896No, that sounds healthy, secure connection
>>33283882It just feels like they feel more obliged to at this point, and
>probably enjoy being around youI highly doubt this lol. I'm not who I used to be, we've drifted apart. They're all normal and happy and I'm the nutcase "friend"
Thanks for being kind anyway anon <3 Gonna try to sleep
>>33283896yes, but even weirder that you don't go on vacation together
>>33283898Tumult the movie is happening??
>>33283898A halflife MOVIE?
>>33283898nekoparachads we won...
>>33283898What would a Sims movie even look like?
Hello goyim. Are you enjoying the ai slop being generated by Veo3? I hope so, there is so much more to come.
>>33283902itโs still a relatively fresh relationship and the trips have been with family. at first i felt like i โhadโ to contact her but itโs been fine like this
I feel like being fake on here today.
>>33283917Whatever that means
>>33283886what is your diagnosis?
>>33283917same, whats up with that
early access hell passes just dropped
>>33283919>>33283923I feel like being fake.
>>33283930Donโt ever you me again weirdo bitch
Do NOT eat raw red onions at 3am while on 5+ days nofap.
>>33283920I have no idea what youโre talking about. You got the wrong guy
How do I stop being jealous of rich people, especially Americans. I bet I'd be much better off too if I was born into the land of the free instead of Europe. Only there can a engineer get millions in VC money...
>>33283898Oh theyโre making a game I like into a movie :(
>>33283944>because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires
>>33283933Red onions give me a headache.
>>33283896Seems normal to me.
>>33283896seems fine to me, no need to hang off each other every day
>>33283944you're so fucking lame kys
Women think of a penis right now.
Who's penis did you think of?
>>33283951Weak vril. NGMI
>>33283950I wish I was exploited in America I'd be rich as fuck
>>33283959I know
sometimes I wish written words could sing a melody
>>33283890>reminds me ofIt's not like mine was the only post not believing in free will.
>I'll be glad, because it means God programmed me to love youI don't get it. Why would you be more glad for that than if you loved someone out of free will?
Him
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>>33283975Isn't this what poetry is for?
State gender: if you had been on that plane [on 9/11] with your kids, would it have gone down that way?
>>33283976nta but itโs meant to say that she and whoever she meant were meant to be, destined to be, soulmates, not just a random choice but a deliberate divine decision
>>33283983in theory
or sheet music
but itโs not the same
i wish you could write with words the melodies you hear in your head and that others could heard it too when they read it
>>33283984Hell no. I would ask them if I could join and then subhanallah I would be in heaven with 72 virgins
>>33283984f, ofc I would like to think it would not have but realistically what could one do, feels like impotent rage fueled by the tiniest bit of hope
Iโd have tried anyways, nothing to lose
>>33283985sounds like she's coping because she had a kid with a retard
>>33283984M
Yes, because they obviously didn't tell the passengers they were going to crash the plane and up to that point hijackers usually had other plans so resistance would have seemed more risky at that point.
Is it depression that causes me take hours to finish a meal?
>Women are better at kissing and eating pussy
Why should men even bother?
>>33284003Not necessarily. I'm a super slow eater too and I get easily distracted.
I think I have early onset erectile dysfunction
>>33284005Scottie scgeffler will always be a better golfer but I still have a good time
>>33284005That's only because girls don't want guys practicing
>>33283984F
Nah I'm not Mark Wahlberg
>>33284005kissing girls is nice, very soft, gentle, tender, sweet but kissing a man awakens something ancient in me, so it will always win
>>33283984Those guys all should've bumrushed and died to kill those towelheads so at least some of them could've survived or diverted the plane. But that's easier said than done.
>>33283771Goth men, would you kissy femanon foreheads for ash wednesday?
Femanons would you like a goth forehead kiss for ash wednesday?
I feel very sick like there is something stuck right behind my throat that I can't push down
>>33284021what's your question
>>33284028You need to deepthroat a penis approximately the exact size as my own
>>33284029No
>>33284032And if I yack on it what then
tfw no nerdy gf who plays crpgs on youtube
>>33284035>And if I yack on it what thenSounds like your problem.
>>33283989Excessively lazy. Learn to sing, or play an instrument, instead of wishing for nonsense. You live in an age of ubiquitous audio recording and playback devices.
>>33284038You will have throw up on your penis
yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh
Women please dont cheat on me. I hurt easily okay?
>>33284035I would call you a good girl and mutter affirmations as I continue to sodomize you. Hypothetically
>>33284042https://youtu.be/1p79WQtWLxc
Men who refuse to date onlyfans models who make only solo content are just insecure. I get if she is fucking other men, but solo content? Just say you're insecure.
>>33284049>refuse to date Like I ever had a chance
Men who refuse to date pornstars are just insecure. I get if she fucks other men in here free time, but for work? Just say you're insecure.
f26
>play mmorpg
>guild raid
>one of our guys isnt showing up
>guildie asks a friend to fill in
>friend is coming with us and guildie warns "He sounds like your stepdad when he grabs the belt"
>friend joins discord
>deepest male voice I have ever heard
desu kinda sexy
>instantly I hear some guys in guild make their voices deeper
>one does his best doomguy impression, and sounds stupid, promptly ignored by new guy
>laugh
>guild guys get mildly upset when I call them out
>laugh again
I know I make my voice higher when I am around a guy I have a crush on, but whats up with this?
>>33284049Very occasionally it occurs to me that if my ex and I had stayed together there's a non zero possibility that we'd be doing onlyfans now.
>>33283374 (OP)M
I play tank and healer in dungeons
I play dps in raids
I prefer tanking and healing in small group content, but in big long drawn out fights, I like dps better.
>>33284057Woman joins all male hobby group and all the men become simps. Are you sheltered or intentionally braindead? This is a constant of humanity
>>33283374 (OP)Why are femanons who post in these threads always so horny?
How come they just don't finger themself?
In order to maintain my sanity, I must believe either that women hate men, or that women don't exist. I'm not sure which is the better option.
>>33284057men deepen their voice to match their peers
Listen up fags. I'm about tฮฟ save you years of pain, regret, and wondering "what if."
I've been where you are. Anxious, lazy, getting pushed around, making excuses. I thought I was broken. But I realized I was just living lies that society fed me.
Here are the lessons that will change your outlook on life.
1, You're not lazy but poisoned.
Stop calling yourself lazy. You're probably sleep-deprived, eating garbage, never moving your body, and wondering why you have no energy. Fix your health, and discipline becomes automatic. Your body is a machine fuel it right and it will run for miles.
2. Nobody is thinking about you (and that's a good thing)
I used to think everyone noticed my failures. But no, people are too busy worrying about their own problems to judge yours. That embarrassing thing you did when you were in high school? You're lucky if they even remember who you are. No one care's except your true friends and families.
3. Perfectionism is holding you back.
"I'm not ready yet." "I need to learn more first." "What if I fail?" Congratulations you've discovered the perfectionist's trap. The only cure is to start before you're ready. Messy action beats perfect inaction every single time. Progress is progress no matter how small.
4. Your fears aren't real. Anxiety is a liar.
I spent years convinced terrible things would happen. Guess how many of them became true? Zero. Your brain evolved to keep you alive in the wilderness, not thrive in modern life. Question every anxious thought but don't believe it. You are not living in the primitive world anymore.
>>33283396Male
"People" who go to clubs are subhuman.
My knuckles are getting stronger
Or Iโm acclimating to the pain
>>33284057A lot of men either make their voices sound manlier or more babyish when women get near in order to impress them or make them feel more comfortable.
>>33284065This some shit that an out of touch middle class guy writes after he loses 60 pounds and girls start noticing him.
I wish my voice was even a tiny bit deep
>>33284005Just better than you
>>33284065>You're not lazy but poisoned.I can assure you that I'm extremely lazy.
>>33284074Deep voices are overrated
>>33284074Donโt let some dumb moid hands retard bitch with zero life experience demoralize you, my manager has voice cracks for days and he has high tier rizz.
>>33284074My own clone. I literally sound like a 12 year old.
>>33283499Gay in the water
>>33283486>What's your entry fee, 10 bucks?Was this rizz or an insult?
>>33284057He mogged the others and they got jealous. I've been accused of using a voice changer in games too lol #deepvoiceproblems
>>33284082People should not be demoralised about the way their voice sounds, since obviously a whole lot of other things matter in terms of mate appeal, but there is a tendency for deeper voices to be more popular with women and more respected by men. This is why you can notice when men want to assert status, they tend to lower their voices - both when interacting with other men and when trying to appeal to women.
In the same sense, higher pitched female voices tend to be more popular among men. When women are attracted to someone they inadvertently raise the pitch of their voices.
>>33284096He's calling you a cheap whore.
I wish I had a gf with a man voice.
>>33284113Have you tried /soc/? Lots of gfs with man voices at your disposal there.
>>33284115Isn't that just a man...
>>33284117That depends on your definitions.
A man with a sexy voice haunts my dreams
>>33284118I don't think other men like me anyways.
>>33284123Can't be me then.
>>33283944Because it isn't going to happen
Concern yourself with what you can control and you will enjoy life more
>>33284088Bro literally, i still sound like a teenager. I think that might be a reason why people think im younger than i am
>>33284049>Having the most basic standards makes you insecureFound the slut who has poen out there and is trying to justify it as not being a big deal
>>33284099>tfw voice is moderately deep but I spent all of my younger years speaking from my nasal register so if I want to actually use my proper voice that is actually deep it's a constant mental battle to not revert Any chance I could just do daily exercises with it to make it feel less of a chore?
>>33284049The majority of men on the internet who claim they would never date OF models would never have the chance to date an OF model in the first place. It's like a man saying he'd never buy a Bugatti or a private island.
But being a "good woman" gets you no where if you're not beautiful. I work, I don't have sex, I don't post on social media let alone porn or OF, I don't go out drinking and smoking and dancing, I go to gym every day, I do hobbies, I eat right, I dress nice. It doesn't do anything. If men hate you they hate you and nothing you do will change that
>>33284156Moid hands + standards too high + false self image + chronically online
>>33284156That's why ugly women learn to suck dick.
Don't piss and shit everywhere, play the meta.
>>33283374 (OP)girls, would it be weird to be asked by your boyfriend for fapping material ?
we do have sex but I'm wondering if I can ask for stuff since she's the only thing turning me on
>>33284156>;_; I don't have a bf>no I don't go outside ew only sluts do that
>>33284158How am I supposed to learn to suck dick if no one wants to date me
>>33284161>I go to the gym every day>I do hobbies
>>33284146That's implying OF models are particularly pretty
They aren't
>>33284156contrary to popular opinion, there is very little evidence that looks matter when it comes to the question of being partnered. most people are monogamous, and the supply of stacies is limited.
>>33284159>she's the only thing turning me onIf you tell her this the chances will skyrocket. Itโs a normal thing to ask anyways
Why does my apartment get hotter as the day goes on? Shouldn't it get cooler in the evenings?
>>33284165Pretty enough to be well outside the league of the average guy posting on the internet that he wouldn't date OF girls.
>>33284156For 25 years women have shunned men for asking women out.
This is the end result.
>>33284162do you have weird hobbies that only old people do
>>33284170closed windows + computer generating heat?
>>33284162Get a dildo. A dildo won't slap you if you throw up on it.
You know, the first girl I followed on my twitter porn smurf account was a Japanese girl with like 50 followers. Her entire feed was just her practicing sucking on dildos. She'd post upwards of three videos a day. That bitch tasted the rainbow, she had so many dildos it was unreal. Probably why I wasn't shocked by JH's dildo count. Her voracity for those dildos was incredible, like she had a g-spot in her throat or something. Hers is probably the account I'm the most sad to have seen deleted of all the accounts I ever followed.
Is it weird to think of exercise as socially acceptable self harm? I donโt care about my health or looks, the pain is cathartic
>>33284174NTA but I think the "asking out" part is a bit of a meme. Data shows that most people are dating people whom they've been friends with for quite some time rather than complete strangers. I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't any different in the past.
The fact that people are forced to ask out complete strangers (either IRL or on dating apps) is a symptom of the actual issue: both men and women are more socially isolated than in the past. They partake in fewer in-person activities, have fewer friends, etc.
This is also why the personality trait extraversion is a better predictor of people being partnered than objective looks (in a sense of a third party rating them). Relationships only seem to form when people spend time with each other and the anonymity of modernity is not conducive of that.
>>33284176I have my game console going. Still crazy that it would cause that much heat.
>>33284186I think exercising for any other reason than health and looks is weird, everyone I met like that was mentally ill
>>33284174I can kind of see women's point, the few times women have tried to ask me out have all been fucking disasters.
>>33284186I do think that there is a primordial component to ritual self-harm, where people intuit their suffering is a tribute to the universe that is going to reward them. Exercise, dieting, but also phenomena like the nofap movement also fall into that category of a quasi-religious asceticism.
Either gender, do you do well with prolonged eye contact?
>>33284201M
No, not at all.
>>33284194>mentally illYup. So I guess I can just half-lie and say itโs my training for Muay Thai
>>33284198Has nothing to do with that. Being hurt feels good, draws me out of my emotional hurt and into my body. I donโt want a reward
>>33284186>painIf you feel pain while exercising that means you're doing it wrong
>>33284205Kill yourself, you exercise as a vanity project. No one loves you
>>33284210>No one loves youYou do.
>>33284203>Has nothing to do with that.Maybe not for you, but I'm fairly certain it has a lot to do with that for others.
>Being hurt feels good, draws me out of my emotional hurt and into my body.It's a distraction then?
>>33284170Something about the insulation maybe
>>33284183This wouldโve been hotter if she was a clown
>>33284175No
>>33284188I agree. I even have a decent friend group but that hasn't helped
>>33284214Doubt it, idk who you are, just some random faggot with an ego
>>33284217>Maybe not for youSo you just wanted to prattle on about nonsense to sound Very Smart, cool
>>33284201I don't know what "do well" means in this context. So I guess not?
>>33284183Calling your porn account your Smurf is crazy work. Gamer brainrot runs deep
>>33284186Nah thatโs fine, David goggins made a living off of it
>>33284225Eh, it's either "smurf" or "burner"
>>33284223>So you just wanted to prattle on about nonsenseI don't think it's nonsense at all. It makes a lot of sense.
>>33284183>a dildo won't slap you if you throw up on itI've been puked on before and I've never felt like slapping a girl over it.
>>33284231Its relation to my post was irrelevant. You are Very Smart, ok? Are you satisfied?
>>33284201Absolutely not.
Iโve been practicing with videos but I always break after like 3 seconds
>>33284222>I agree. I even have a decent friend group but that hasn't helpedMaybe they don't want to bother you or are a bit worried about making things awkward? After all, if you're not the most social type of person, others might pick up on it and assume you're not the type of person who wants to be hooked up.
>>33284201Fuark she's so hot totally my type. Why can all women look like that
I wonder why a slight overbite is cute on women.
Does it make them less threatening?
I don't really know, just that it is that way.
Opinions?
>>33284201M
Iโm lowkey a freak for it but I donโt want to weird other people out so I ease up on it
>>33284201Yeah, but I don't watch those gifs or webms full focus first time bc I always expect a screamer.
>>33284186Painis weakness leaving the body, stop being a bitch
>>33284234>Its relation to my post was irrelevant.It was an honest attempt to engage with your post; no need to feel intimidated. But let's leave it at that, it doesn't look like this conversation is going anywhere.
>>33284236I think just don't know any single guys
>>33284201M
I have never had eye contact with me made by a woman in like-- 2 decades yeah, a bit less maybe, anyway if I ever did see a woman staring at me I'd stare back and treat it like a staring contest, just not blink and stare back all the way without blinking.
>>33284201M
I usually hear hateful classical music and sneer until she looks away
>>33284247>intimidatedFuck you autistic sped nigger
>>33284248And a lot of single guys don't know any single girls.
Women whats your biggest weakness?
>>33284238I watched Sky High when I was 5 and she was the first woman I ever had a crush on.
>>33284205Hey there's this thing called cardio, look it up
>>33284183What an incredibly low IQ person.
Imagine if that shit somehow bursts and you got that choking you from the inside.
Like WTF.
>>33284183wtf how
where did it go
Bros, you haven't truly fapped until you've mastered the timing of taking your hand off just after it's too late to stop yourself from cooming and relax everything to just let it build... agonizingly slowly... over 20-30 seconds. It ends in a "sharp" climaxing feeling in the tip of your dick that I want you all to feel : )
>>33284256NTA
Your existence in this thread is a net negative.
>>33284265Wait the girl from sky high is the thot from scott pilgrim?? how did i never notice this
>>33284265Man, I need naturally mid femcel gf in baggy clothes so bad
>>33284267Skill issue, sounds like your head game is weak.
>>33284274Not him, but... how do you not know Mary Elizabeth Winstead...?
skibbidi rizz
my fetish is jizz
but your balls can't tempt me
balls should look craven
yes, should be shaven
but yours are too damn hairy
>>33284239what i have learned from this thread is everything but being fat is cute on women
i can post about the mole on my ass and some fucker will thirst over it
>>33284276Luckily, as a man I don't have to force a meter long balloon down any orifice.
>>33284269Thats just called edging bro. Glad you discovered it and are happy with the results though.
gender
do you like hoodies? i personally hate how they look, but they are comfortable
>>33284274Because she was pure in Sky High.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo&list=RDTSKizLRFbTo&start_radio=1
>>33284280Even worse, you have no empathy or ability to understand what it takes for a woman to give good head. You need to get pegged.
>>33284279i have a mole fetishโฆ )/?/-)/$3::&;&:&/!:8//&jsabsga
>>33284283I hate them but I have to wear them so my gf can smell me while she wears mine.
Cmon please tell me. You can trust me
>>33284260
>>33284283M
I used to have a grey Korn hoodie in school.
But I don't really wear such heavy weighted clothes anymore.
>>33284286lmao
>>33284279>everything but being fat is cute on womenKinda, but there still are certain attractive aspects, you know.
mole
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>>33284286>>33284280what the fuck is this conversation
>>33284290Me.
It is me.
I am women's biggest weakness.
M or F
Do you ever read the Newspaper?
>>33284283F
Not really. I have very thick hair so it doesnโt mix well
>>33284292SUCCABLE MOLE NOSER
>>33284292omg golden mole???? good post, AMAZING 09post even. Bless you.
>>33284295I haven't read a newspaper in over a decade
>>33284295Do women walk like that on purpose or is that something that just comes naturally to them?
>>33284292Where are mole maxxing femcels at
>>33284295M
when Iโm xtremely bored
>>33284295F
We have a local paper, itโs very bad and charming
>>33284283M
I liked them when I was younger. I do agree they are comfy but I don't typically wear them any more.
Either gender, do you like going barefoot?
Do you wear slippers in the house or just barefoot?
GENDER
DO YOU HAVE IRIDESCENT MOLES
>>33284295M
No, I get my news from /pol/ and xitter.
>>33284309Brilliant strategy, I commend him.
knel
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>>33284309i have a giant bony potrusion almost ripping through th eskin on my right foot so i go barefoot when i can
>>33284309M
In home I'm usually barefoot and wearing toe spacers. Sometimes I'll have socks on.
>>33284310I have 2 on my neck that look like a vampire bite.
>>33284309Horrible AIsloppa
>>33284309M
Lol no.
I wear slippers at home, of course.
>>33284315it is but i coild probably give a woman a foot job
>>33284309F
Yes.
At home Iโm barefoot or socks
Are there any women with a penis fetish?
>>33284290every woman's biggest weakness is accountability
>>33284309M
I typically wear these.
>>33284317>AIYou're retarded
>>33284317Oh jesus I see it now, its not as obvious as it used to be. They're slowly improving.
Women if your bf was going to run into a burning building to save 3 kids, would you stop him?
as a smrt person who is very think good i look at what ai slop people make and try not to look like that, because thats what the terminally online coomers are into
>>33284328Embarrassing
>>33284330It's pretty darn obvious anon are you blind? Does the background make sense? Where are the shadows? Why doesn't she blink? What's that necklace? Her hair doesn't follow physics, why is it so thick?
Most obvious AI ever
>>33284332You certainly write like a chatbot from 2007.
>>33284333>are you blind?I was too focused on her tummy and feet
>>33284330>>33284317>>33284333https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fnr3hluxs8o
This guy made this type of content over 2 years ago, it's not AI
>>33284309M. Yes, as much as possible.
>>33284283M. Yes, they're comfy and I think they look great.
>>33284336I respect the hustle, damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB8_M28J3so
>>33284331Now the firefighters have to save 4 people, your bf just put the kids in more danger
>>33284309Here's the original video
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sJOCqxH8g-A
>>33284309Gyatt damn. Thatโs a woman.
>>33284336What a fucking freak.
But his gf is incredibly hot.
Either gender
Do you like snow?
Moids complain about high body count and then orbit and pass around the same 5 stacies
>>33284349Gyatt damn. What phenotype is this?
>if you're unmarried and employed and not a millionaire by 30, life turns an endless cycle of ''wake up, go to work, come home, go to sleep, repeat'' until you die
this has me so depressed its not even funny anymore. it really makes me want to fast forwad trough it.
Gender do you ever get the same feeling?
>>33284340I don't know. The problem is obviously that even if we as individuals choose to counter-act our self-isolating tendencies, we still have to face the reality that others might not, so the only people inhabiting the outside worlds are all extroverts whom we aren't compatible with. But maybe forcing oneself to spend more time IRL is the only good option. Of course, I say this while being here, so I'm obviously not doing it either.
>>33284349M
I love how it looks.
I love when little white dots slowly fall outside my window while I am cozy inside.
I love when I am hiking through the mountains and there is completely fresh snow to wade through, because nobody else has been there since it has snowed.
>>33284353Do you want to be demoralized?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYL-XylC74
>>33284349Snow is too fucking noisy
>>33284356I already am, this shit does nothing for me
>>33284350I wish I had a sheltered woman who likes animals, sleep, painting, books and so on. She exists, but she still has the yellow 99+ and an even higher body count than vapid fratparty groupie bitch number 4837266282.
>>33284363Trvke.
Might as well pick the Stacy.
>>33284357Snow makes the world quieter.
>>33284350What's wrong with that?
>>33284357What a weird thing to say.
>>33284350How it works: 10 women take the tall task of riding the cock carousel, giving 100 men a bodycount of 10, then the other 90 women date them knowing that they have "experience"
>>33284349M
"Yeah, snow. Can't get enough of it up here. If we could export it, we'd all be rich."
>>33284350Moids who complain about high body count are typically not the types of moids who are having a lot of sex with stacies, or sex at all.
>>33284370>>33284372No anon, snow is noisy. You crush it under your boots, air gets out, it generates a lot of noise asphalt or dirt wouldn't... Stop playing vidya and touch snow
>>33284376Go outside, asphalt and dirt create noise too.
And dirt most definitely creates way louder noise than snow.
You do not live in reality.
>>33284376>Stop playing vidya and touch snowyou're wrong but it's also the middle of summer
Anyone else hate that Anatoly gym guy? It was funny at first but this nigga has 100s of videos of him doing the same mop thing.
>>33284379....
That's insane, I literally live up north. Have you actually touched snow???
https://youtu.be/p38jV-ImitY
>>33284381I don't have particularly strong feelings about him. He was recommended to me a few times on youtube.
>>33284381>>33284385This
>Sloptuber>Not just clicking "Don't recomend" I do this on all "prank" videos
>>33284381idek who that is
>>33284381My new seethe is AI generated youtube videos
>>33284376>touch snowCan't, it's summer up here in the north. Have to wait till October at the earliest.
Women, do you enjoy working at your job?
>>33284381No. I just don't care. Why do you?
>>33284392If you were actually up north you'd know snow is a lot louder than anything else......
>>33284396NAG but I would have sex with these women
>>33284396GENZ BOS AND MIN
>>33284382I live right next to the fucking Alps.
Your statements are completely insane.
>>33284397Hatred is the most potent fuel. It is a weapon I harness.
>>33284349M no I also hate ice, I do like the way the cold winter air stings though.
>>33284376Anon I think you're autism
>>33284403You're literally deaf then or filter it out kek
>>33284411No, as the others have pointed out, you might have some kind of autism.
You are factually the only person in this entire thread who made your claim.
Literally everybody else is disagreeing with you.
>>33284396>Gen Z6/10
I don't care that much for how she looks here, in this staged video, but I feel if I saw her on the street, I'd look at her for, like, maybe a second and not have any actual thought about it, but subconciously not think she's ugly
Quite fuckable
>Itty bitty4/10
Small tits, looks asian, just not into that,pass, sorry.
>5'3A hard choice because, like, she's Gen Z but cuter, more or less, but I simply am not attracted to womenlets
Pass and double it
>Secret 8/10
Looks tall, cute face, cute teeth, cute glasses, moderate tits, she cute
>New Frank3/10
I just think she's ugly
>Fake tan3/10
Goblin
Excuse me Lord, can I please have more suffering? Thank you xoxo
>>33284418Nobody asked. lmao
>>33284412They're objectively wrong. Look up any video of someone walking in a snow and it's loud, load up normal walking you don't hear it.
>hot IG chick likes your sexuslly suggestive post
Its the little things in life you know
>>33284420Sorry you aren't very tall
>>33284422As I have pointed out in a reply to the snow question, I go hiking in the mountains frequently. In fact, I plan to go hiking this weekend.
Snow is not loud to walk on, it just crunches.
>>33284429Gunshots aren't loud either, they just go bang....
>>33284354I try so maybe I'll get there but yea you're not missing out on much
>>33284429nta
It all depends on the snow.
A moderate amount of snow on a hard surface is loud as hell.
Knee deep snow with just soft powder snow is quite silent, but one with layered harder surfaces makes you loud like a car, and one person leaves a track as wide as a car where they have been.
This thread could talk the properties of snow for years, and nobody would understand exactly what the other person means by talking about snow and the whole thing is redundant.
Its the properties of the snow, not the snow itself.
>>33284436I wish you the best of luck. Maybe it will work out.
Swing, or nothing will ever happen.
>>33284431Except gunshots actually are loud.
>Swing
>She dodges
>She swings back
>I'm too tall
>Swing again
>She pulls out a reverse card
>Hit myself in the face
>Fall down
>She rapes me
wow thanks bro
>>33284442Wow so deep so thought provoking, do thing? Wow
i find myself growing more left-wing the older i get, i think mostly because the world is so clearly not going to 'return to tradition' and a lot of the touchstones of right-wing thinking are therefore dead on arrival. left-wing thinking at least has some semblance of novelty and of trying to make the best of a very lousy situation to it. maybe. idk.
>>33284354Introvert with extrovert couples are quite common.
They synergize really well when they both are emotionally mature.
The extrovert can get the introvert out of their shell in a reassuring way, while the introvert helps the extrovert recharge his social batteries when it's just the two of them.
>>33284440Maybe
Most likely not though. I get along better with the people who are less likely to go out
>>33284449I'm talking about baseball
Bro thought he COOKED lmfaooo
>coworker wears white pants tฮฟ work
>is walking up the stairs in front of me
>notice the ass of her pants is basically see through
>know exactly what color her panties are now
Why are women such sluts?
>>33284439Thank you though I think everyone should know what I meant... You're bound to walk on a that surface all the time during winter
>>33284454>I get along better with the people who are less likely to go outAnd that's the problem, because you're less likely to meet them. Still, trying is the best we can do.
>>33284439I'm starting to think anon is just fat.
Can we all agree that fake lesbians are the most obnoxious demographic of people in the world? These bitches be sharing straight romance pictures on their timelines then ten seconds later they're ranting about how they hate men and only date women.
>>33284375They still stalk their socials and jerk off to them exclusively. Never any girls that are objectively mid
>>33284450I think both the left and the right are wrong on many things. I am politically homeless.
>>33284442I liked this post. I don't know why anons lost their mind.
>>33284459But, Doctor, he says, I am the based redpilled MGTOW trad chad podcaster..
>>33284468I'm not too sure about that. The girl next door is a fantasy for men because they seem "attainable". While men obviously like extremely attractive women, men also have an acute awareness of their own limitations and being perceived as "in ones league" can make women seem more attractive.
>>33284463I was born to lose
My league is my right hand, my left hand is too good for me
>>33283374 (OP)How do I mentally ignore my friends hot girlfriends? Stray thought I don't want. Is this normal?
>>33284479>The girl next doorBut they're never truly average. Moids have no idea how ugly the average girl is.
>>33284479>being perceived as "in ones league" can make women seem more attractiveNta, as a man I agree.
Having a ONS with the hottest actress only sounds really fun in theory. But in reality I imagine I would feel like she'd about to pull out some hidden prank camera, despite me having pretty decent self-esteem overall.
Whereas I still think back to women who were ttracted to me and I was attracted to and to me they were perfect.
>>33283374 (OP)Healer used to be female only. But since I donโt keep up with the mmo or rpg I donโt know what the majority demographic is for healers. Last time I played FFXIV I went with white mage until I quit. It was my first mmo not counting RuneScape so healer seemed easiest. Played Crystal Chronicles with a tank Clavat about year ago. And if you wanna consider Pokemon I have no real strategy except keep a tab move on each mon. Poison types usually toxic stall, electric spread paralysis, psychic or fairy special damage.
>>33284479Guys just love plain girls without makeup and who look down to earth
>>33284485Every neighbour I've had has been cute except for one
>>33284481And yet there is nothing else, so we might as well try. Or at least you do - which already makes you better than me.
>>33284488>without makeupNot really.
>>33284484Sexual psychology shit probably having to do with your mom as to why you feel bad about finding other women besides your girlfriend attractive
>>33284469yeah they're both basically meaningless nowadays. i'm american so i'm a de facto liberal, because that is the only thing i can vote for. i'm really just referring to connotations with that distinction. i don't find the appeal of hierarchy or crown and altar very interesting nowadays. there's absolutely nowhere hierarchy can go that isn't a shadow of its former role. i think the possibilities attendant to cooperation / communitarian ideals are still pretty interesting though. it's sort of what everyone's being wedged into anyway.
>>33284492It's more that I have intrusive sexual thoughts about my friends girlfriends that bothers me.
>>33284490Doesn't matter if I'm better than you it means nothing in the end if I don't succeed
>>33284494>namefag is a narcissist
My mom just walked past me and told me I stunk and made me life my arms and said I smell really bad. I'm going to kill myself
>>33284495I'm a guy
>>33284491Yes really, have you ever heard a guy going ewwww after seeing his date the next morning with washed up makeup? No?
>>33284498I don't want to think this way. It is possible I'm a narcissist but it's hard for me to be an impartial judge
>>33284503fuck wrong thread
what's the last piece of instrumental music you listened to?
>>33284484My ex-husband told me that his friends girlfriends enter the same mental locker as his female cousins do. Care and look after, but only platonically.
>before someone is like ooh ex hudband hurdygurdy cock carousel enjoyer>I cant make babies>he wanted them>we went out separate ways>still hurts 4 years later>afaik he has a new wife and a 1 year old son now.My friends boyfriends I have always just thought of as "Necessary baggage" and havent liked any of them.
>>33284497That's true. But as I said: there is nothing else.
Should I drunk post tonight?
>>33284506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z85zgfPOLBM
>>33284509Maybe there is peace
>>33284507I'm sorry to hear that anon
Also sorry to hear that you don't like any of your friends' bfs.
>>33284517For women, maybe after menopause - I wouldn't know. For men, the suffering is eternal.
>>33284506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfluIZuf73Q
>>33284516hm. you're not the biber poster from /classical/, are you?
>>33284524No, but Biber deserves to be more popular.
>>33284506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85WD93lz5GU
>>33284532I'm working out here soon
>>33284532finishing this book
>>33284506u wouldnโt like it
How do you think society will progress as the sexes continue to war and less and less people have children?
>>33284537i wasn't looking for suggestions, i'm just curious
>>33284538No, we are on the verge of collapse, but maybe if artificial wombs become commercially viable in our time transhumanism will save us. Either that or men win and re enslave women.
>>33284538It will sort itself out, that's how evolution works. Those who have sex are selected
>>33284538technology making people apathetic retards seems the biggest factor. whatever antagonism there is between the sexes exists only because people are so glued to their stupid little devices all the time and are suggestible enough to think that what they see online is an accurate reflection of what they see in everyday life.
>>33284538Birth control is death.
I have no judgments. Most men are soft, silly, stupid, and sick.
All the good men died in ww2.
>>33284538>sexes continue to warI have no idea what you're on about.
>>33284538You think fertility rates have to do with gender wars? lamo
>>33284549Nta but women have control over when they get pregnant.
So, they can pretend to love men while stealing their money.
>>33284506Some depressing piece of shit thing to fit my depressing piece of shit existence
It's easier than ever before to find a husband.... A generation of men has been conditioned into finding clinginess and dominating housewife personality attractive so dragging a moid to take vows should be easy
>>33284552>So, they can pretend to love men while stealing their money.how is that anyone's fault but moids for being retarded enough to let women steal from them
>>33284554or foids can match with a rotation of chads on tinder and fuck them lol
>>33284096It was both lol <3
>>33284548Why ww2, why not korean war or vietnam war
>>33284554>clinginess and dominating housewife personalitythe moids who like that are ugly beta sois tho
>>33284506https://youtu.be/w3fFXkU9Y9o?si=7z6p1RbVqj7wHyas
>>33284561or the falklands, hm?
>>33284554I think the problem is more that the types of guys women are willing to marry are usually taken.
>>33284564Do you wanna husband or not!!! If you're such a strong willed individual then put him through a diet
Wife figured out my mommy complex, and is using it against me by just being super doting and soft bullying me into a lot of stuff I don't want to do. How to regain supremacy in this relationship?
>>33283448Does look uncanny valley like AI but tbf that is basically what Liverpool looks like on a Saturday night
Also OP picked a stupid time to ask that question cause the people actually going out probs wouldn't be on lol
>>33284575>soft bullying me into a lot of stuff I don't want to doLike what? How?
>>33284074I agree with other anon it's overrated, the voice carries which is inconvenient, people sometimes think you're moody or upset when you're not
>>33284571mfw my best friend married a corn/beef fed 6'4 270lbs farmboy from the ass end of nowhere.
>some 12 miles from nearest neighboursbecame the lady of the house and expects her firstborn. and left her secretary job behind without a second thought...
and I am jealous.
My autism has to be monitored. Kept to a more โleveledโ pace. What that means, Iโm not sure.
>>33284584>
Thats it, Iโm bulking again
>>33284584how did they meet?
>>33284532>tfw went to bed early cause depressed>tfw woke up a couple of hours later in sweats from trauma nightmares (also it's boiling)Truly, my suffering is ceaseless
>>33284506I tend to listen to the classical music station and don't really keep track of the titles or composers.
The last instrumental piece I specifically sought out and listened to was the 1812 Overture ostensibly performed by Elack's Diagnostic Repair Drone that was named after the piece.
My most favorite instrumental piece of all time would be Fire on High by Electric Light Orchestra.
>>33284593I hate sweaty hot nightmare naps
>>33284554What is the source?
>>33284592They met at my older brothers party, the farmguy was in the army the same time as my brother.
>some non-combat engineering stuff I cant remember the term forI brought my best friend and that is how
>>33284601why didnt you go after him?
>>33284584Sadly, even if you would enjoy that kind of life and be compatible with that sort of person (not a given if you're here), the supply of guys like that is still limited.
We do have a few fat and balding men left though, in case you're interested.
>>33284514>implying I ever ask permission
>>33284488>muh girl next doorThe only "cute" neighbour I had was a really hot MILF I used to babysit for
>>33284438>bullshit easy job full of office ladiesBro hit the jackpot and is still complaining
>>33284156I like going out, I don't think that is a bad thing. I love dancing.
>>33284484>How do I mentally ignore my friends hot girlfriends? Stray thought I don't want. Is this normal?They're attractive to you. Have the thought. Acknowledge the thought in your mind. Let it go.
It's natural to be attracted to someone you have no business approaching in that way. There's nothing shameful or weird about it. You simply don't act on it. This includes intentionally checking her out. Like if you spot her cleavage, you acknowledge it mentally, look away and don't look back.
It's literally "Damn, she's hot! ...yup. ...moving on."
>>33284450Funny, usually its the other way around
>>33284396Fake tans and a hoop is a babe
The rest I don't care for
Also I like how only moids responded to this kek
>>33284381>this nigga has 100s of videos of him doing the same thingIsn't this standard for TikTok, just rinse the same stale meme ad infinitum for views?
>>33284371Lol based pic
>>33284356If you watch the entire movie it's actually bluepilled kek
LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU
>>33284450Instead of left-wing thinking or right-wing thinking, I recommend actually thinking.
The menace of ATOGA is BACK!
>>33284353>wake up, go to work, come home, go to sleep, repeatTbh I wish my life is this peaceful
I can't hold down a job or get a good night's sleep
>>33284309M, no, I always wear flip flops at least
>>33284590what is bulking?
>google says you fatten yourself up or somethingthe farmguy looks like this. Or this is rather the closest pop culture reference I can give. The nose is different.
>>33284295I love that skirt lol
>>33284283I wore some as a teenager, yeah they can be comfy
>>33284201No, I have ADHD and probably an autist too so I'm shit at eye contact
Customer service trained me to be a bit better but it still feels unnatural
>>33284390I've seen a rare few that are kino.
One guy makes really old school, like 60s era movie trailers for modern IPs, like Mario Bros. The oddness fits.
But holy shit most are awful.
>>33284625Iโm 6โ5 190 but women love fat guys
Men, is it awkward standing in line behind a one night stand?
>>33284353The trick is to find ways to make time work for you instead of against you.
Unfortunately I am doing amazing at my job and it's actually taking up a great deal of my attention. I'm looking forward to doing it all without having to be able to think about anything.
>>33284621telling people to 'actually think' is a good way to keep them confused. no one even knows what that means. no one's going to make sense of everything on their own. silly juvenile thing to say.
>>33284633What the hell does this even mean?
>>33284349Yeah. "Informer" was a pretty sick beat.
>>33284633I don't have one night stands kek
When I used to wait tables though I once waited on my highschool gf (years later) and her chad boyfriend, I wanted to stick my head in the oven
>>33284629Do women not love you
>>33284635>telling people to 'actually think' is a good way to keep them confused. no one even knows what that means.Fair point. My bad.
>>33284450I apologize. What I meant was to develop Critical Thinking skills. There are books and online tools I believe. And it's an actual skill that can be trained.
>>33284630Yeah.
https://youtu.be/66A_3uwuZ_I
>>33284629F
I would say Curtis from fma has sexier physique than Jack Hanma
>pick relatedCurtis looks softer, safer, and still somehow, stronger.
>>33284396No I hate the stupid educated retard entitled customer base that acts like they're at Disneyland.
Femanons, do you hate having to deal with Tylers from Scottsdale?
>>33284642Occasionally, but the most confident guys are always at least slightly bigger than me. Getting enough calories to be fat id hard though
>>33284538"Society" is over. Seriously, have you seen how women talk about the society they now own and control?
The whole idea of civilization and society was tied to patriarchy. Now it's dead.
Nobody is in control, it's like you go into the cockpit and realize nobody is flying the plane.
>>33284547>online is an accurate reflection of what they see in everyday life.Online is more accurate than real life interactions because people say what they truly feel when they're on the internet.
My siblings have families and children and I realized how different peoples' perspectives are on life.
>>33284659In what way are they different?
Iktf though, all of my siblings are normie successful chads/stacies, I am the black sheep of the family
>>33284556What, no, I agree with you all.
Most men are retarded. Take their money. They'd just spend it on funko-pops and marvel shit anyway.
>>33284597Happens to you too? ): Hopefully not often... take care anon <3
>>33284662> I am the black sheep of the familyI am the youngest of 4 sisters.
I cant make babies. Divorced my husband who wanted a child. My parents talk about me in a "pitiable" tone when they dont think I hear them.
And my siblings dont involve me much in their lives. Feeling like my parents and siblings already think of me as that crazy cat lady who is only good as a babysitter
>>33284662Yeah it's just that they're successful, wealthy, have kids. They seem a lot happier and excited about everything than I am. I don't really have any worry about society collapsing, for me everything is more about how am I going to survive the day to day, but to them that's not even a question. And it feels so jarring when I see people on here talk everything going to shit. We live in different worlds. I guess that's the power of money. I feel rather foolish.
>>33284658everything online is fake though. that's like saying people portray themselves as they really are on instagram or something. it's all pretense here.
had nothing but yogurt today
>>33284676I ate some frozen fish fillets my father brought me, propably lake trout he caught. I deepfried the fillets and some french fries and at them.
It was a good day
>>33284633I don't know, I've never had one.
>>33284681i like yogurt and didn't want to have to floss my teeth
Ladies, I found your dream guy
>>33284693omg he's literally me
>>33284693>to short>toFucking gross.
>>33284693That whole thing is a red flag to me.
That guy is propably a rapist. My neck hair is standing on end and nipples escaped so far inside my breasts I cant even use sugarcubes to coax them out in days.
For fucks sake
>>33284700what have you got against crunchberries? sheesh
>>33284693wha tdoes rack and what does ggg mean
Is there actually such thing as a non-cringe male dating profile?
Women would you chew on your boyfriend's foreskin?
>>33284709No because women hate men
>>33284693chucklefucks fear him
>>33284693There are redditors like that in polycules who are having more sex in a week than the average anon in a lifetime. They have their niche.
Saw a rape scene in a movie and it was seriously disturbing. Do people actually get off to this kind of stuff?
>>33284671>I cant make babiesThat's not your fault anon and doesn't make you any less of a person...
Also cats are pretty cool
>>33284674>everything is more about how am I going to survive the day to day, but to them that's not even a questionI do feel you there man, I also barely even have money to eat while these people are moaning about not being able to go on another holiday lol
>>33284714presumably the one's doing the raping
>>33284693Where do people like this live and what do they do for a living?
>>33284676Based
I had lile three today lol
>>33284714What movie...
>>33284713>polycule I feel nauseous
>>33284693The actual bio on the left has to be written by some 4channer or something kek. You can't convince me this is real
>>33284720>What movie...foid hands
I feel disgusting and ugly
>>33284733>feelSo you suspect you might not actually be disgusting and ugly?
>>33284733At least you aren't Entj or Mkg, keep moving forward
just bought some vodka for the frist time
its hard to drink
>fill up my dating app profile with more pics, a better description, everything set up to ""maximize"" chances
>nothing happens
I will admit though that i have many matches with ugly women or fat women or ugandan women
>>33284735I feel like I am for myself
>>33284736Thanks I guess
>>33284747are you just taking shots of it
>>33284714>I have told about this before in these threads, but I think its relevant againback when I still was with my ex. We did a roleplay, where he was a home intruder and it was his goal to have his way with me.
At first it was fun, he chased me around the house, i felt aroused and wanted. I locked myself in the bathroom, expecting him to hide somewhere because he cant get in, and then I would come out and he would catch me. I locked myself in to catch my breath and lenghten the excitement.
Fucking nope
His arm came trough the bathroom door like it was paper, elbow dropped to the handle/lock and opened it.
At that point a genuine panic took over me. I realized the doors we had in our house couldnt stop a man, so what are they for.
I started to cry and said our safetyphrase
"Oink oink bacon"
I did have tendensies towards rape fantasy. Its hard to quantify or put into words. But being put into a situation, it has been one of the scariest things even if it was make belief.
I am no good with words describing this. The feeling of no safety in my own home just... it was too much
>>33284758Second Life spotted
>>33284758do you like itat least?
>>33284727Genuinely I'm curious what movie lol
>>33284752>I feel like I am for myselfSo others might not share your point of view?
>>33284758ANONN
Pour yourself a glass of coke or lemonade or orange juice something and just add a little bit of vodka
>>33284748did you delete and remake your account? Because simply adding pics to an old profile does nothing, your profile won't be seen by anyone unless you pay up.
>>33284767Iโve no idea. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, no? However I feel I am disgusting, Iโm balding and skinny fat
>>33284766>>33284770you might want to try this instead.
>>33284580Just generally doing the mom voice and being really stern and wagging her finger while insisting I need to do whatever she wants, like fix her car, plant her a garden, and shave.
>>33284773>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, no?Well, there are traits that are more popular than others. Balding and skinny fat might not be up there, but I'm certain there are guys who can make it work.
>>33284774okay ill find something
out of soda rn
>>33284778>okay ill find somethingget some red bull
>>33284777It is what it is. Thanks
Men what will you do when women coup the government implementing mandatory pegging and they run society like a bee hive where men are worker drones
>>33284778Also are you with anybody else anon or just alone?
Take it easy with how much you drink
I say this like I wasn't doing vodka shots alone earlier tonight though kek
>>33284780nah nothing caffientated i w ant to go to bed soon
>>33284778juice juice juice
>>33284782make sure to have lube with me at all times
>>33284780Vodka red bull was my go-to in the club lel
>>33284778Remember the demons you are invoking with your alcohol. When you feel the pressure between your eyes, then you will know.
>>33284782>women run society like a bee hive where men are worker dronesI mean this already basically feels like the case
Can you develop callouses on your penis?
>>33284506can't sleep so summoning some spirits... https://voca.ro/1cwLGrJyRJXX
>>33284783yeah alone. parents ar out of town so i can drink as much as i like. im the anon that talk about knitting earlier i couldnt get the hang of it, i could cast on the yarn but i culdnt stitch it, i dont usually get upset at something as trivial but whater. alcohol
Why is the thread so quiet today. I miss talking with you guys
>>33284792F.
In theory yes.
When I was younger I was an active runner. and I developed a hardened spot on my outer labia.
>my left side outer labia is ridiculously massive>like massive enough to slip out of a bikini and have a fingers worth to show to the world.when I ran it developed a hardened area to it. Because it got rubbed in all the wrong ways when I ran or was on a exercise bike.
So why a dick couldnt develop something similiar?
>I dream of the day when I can have the excess labia removed, but it isnt medically necessary, so expencive as fuck
>>33284792Assuming you could, could you develop artificial girth?
How dฮฟ I become a prep chef for a hottie girl boss executive chef?
>>33284805foids visiting their chad boyfriends
>>33284792Callouses? Are you fighting with it?
See a doctor bud
>>33284805It's 3am here
Friday night in burgerland so the normies are probably socialising and nerds are gaming or whatever
Foids are you visiting your Chad boyfriends?
>>33284792pretty sure thats what happens to circumsized men
the part which is normally the sensitive glans thickens up and dries out
>>33284804Knitting can be tricky to get the hang of, tomorrow is another day, it's good that you tried anyway and made a bit of progress
Just take it easy with the drink and do a nice activity like reading a book or watch a movie or something before bed
I say this cause I was reading a book with ciggies in the garden earlier which was nice, but then got sad about things and started doing vodka shots and ended up going to bed early kek
>>33284813The ones that are are not online lol
>>33284814why are you waging war on the moon?
>>33284760>I realized the doors we had in our house couldnt stop a mandesu any guy with minimal training and the right tools could get through most house security super easily.
>>33284813We donโt use that word here
>>33284819entj is an indian dude in his mid thirties
>>33284782I think it would be kinda hot to be in that situation reluctantly
funny how the unix stamp 4chan puts on images is 17xxxxxx
i started posting here when it was 14xxxxxx
>>33284831how has the subsequent 400 million seconds been doing for ya
Men, how far will you go with someone with this body type? date? fuck/rape? marry?
Women, how would you feel if you had this body type? what's your general opinion on woman that look like this?
>>33284835Jesus that tattoo fuckinโ blows
>>33284826Ik incels intended it as an insult but I always thought the term "foid" was kinda cute desu, like a girl android or something
>Chad and foid depicted
>>33284834Awful, just awful
Women can i be your cute little moid? i can do tricks and stuff if you want
>>33284838I think it's used half-endearingly at this point. I also see more women use it, kinda like men have also started calling themselves moids.
>>33284835Iโd date her. Doubt sheโd date me though
>>33284747Don't keep it in your mouth too long just send it down immediately
>>33284835sh'es giving me an erection right now in spite of my inebriation so yeah probably. i think she's cute. i mean she is fat but yknow shit happens somethimes. nobodys perfect. i mean idk if the pictures edited or no to look nbetter but whatever.
>>33284840can you make ur dick bigger?
>>33284792I haven't done that, but I chaffed the tip of it once. It made me walk really funny for a few days.
>>33284844What's the point then?
>>33284846if i think about you i can
>>33284842>>33284843>>33284845Niggas be like "women's standards are too high their egos are overblown" and then say this is gf/marriage material thus furthering their egos. Like really nigga.
>>33284850nta, but t drunk a, to get drunk. thats why im drinking anywhoo ;_;
>>33284813If by Chad boyfriend you mean a dildo, yes.
>>33284835thighs are a bit too fat but she has big boobs and a cute face to make up for it.
i would
>>33284850To get drunk
It's pure ethanol and water you aren't drinking it for the taste
>>33284854Jh do your dildos have names?
>>33284824If you are reading this then I am dead.
There was once a new world on this very moon.
And its citizens fought bravely to preserve it.
>>33284854Can I be your dildo?
>>33284852i dont htink womens standards are too high tbqhwymf. i mean some womens are defnitley but i wouldnt say all womens as a whole. i mean you know how it goes monolith etc. i try to keep an open mind in spite of bathing daily in the land of the black pill
Men how many hours of unpaid mcdonalds cashier work would you do if it meant you could grow an extra inch?
Women how many hours of unpaid digging would you do if it meant you could get 15% more voluminous boobs?
>>33284841Lol true
When I jokingly say foid/moid here I use it as a term of endearment really...
>>33284852>"women's standards are too high their egos are overblown"I mean I don't think this is the case desu. I've dated skinny/hourglass and chubby/fat girls who were both down to earth. I'm just not really fussed about body type I guess. Plus anyone can get fit and go to the gym if they want to
>>33284863I'm already 7 inches and it's not like I'll ever use it on anything so it doesn't matter
>>33284863Same as
>>33284865 also I don't miss working food service kek
>>33284835I'd make out with her at a party without shame
But otherwise nah
>>33284857Sort of.
>>33284861Are you machine washable and made of medical-grade materials?
>>33284852NTA but she's out of my league
>>33284835F.
She has photoshopped the waistline. The tattoo is horrible, the thunderthighs and cellulite are bad, but I have it too to an extent
>sorry>she is sexy>just my insecurities talking>my hair is betterShe looks comfortably short, and I as a 6'1f of 180lbs would fucking love to loose a foot of height at any time.
>>33284841I've seen moid used that way but not foid
>>33284863>Men how many hours of unpaid mcdonalds cashier work would you do if it meant you could grow an extra inch?Lots? I don't know.
>>33284863F. I'd do as much labor as I have free time to do if it guarantees a magically shapely and healthy bump up in my chest size.
>>33284871>6'1fWould you date a shorter guy?
You sound hot
>>33284863not answering your question but i feel like strenuous manual labor is worse than "hi how are you?, thatll be $15.59, thanksssssss..." and some mental arithmatic times 100 or so
>>33284868>Sort of.Please tell us some pleaaaase
My cousin who is my exact age is pregnant and Iโve never even had a boyfriend oh wow I think I want to die
>33284871
I swear you chicks do this on purpose
>>33284868>Are you machine washableNo, but i can shower
>medical-grade materialsIs human flesh medal grade? idk what that means
>>33284876I've done strenuous manual labour jobs and also worked food service as a cashier
Trust me nothing is worse than food service
>>33284877No. You'll mock me. I'll just say I'm not creative so I often end up using names of fictional characters.
>>33284871liking tall women is very heard on my heart because theyre so sad
god i wish hugs would make everything better
>>33284878I thought you never wanted to get pregnant. What with the sickness and all.
How old are you guys.
>>33284871would you date someone shorter than you?
have you ever?
i decided to use apple juice with vokda
one m ore drink and off 2 bed because i have to be at work at 6;30AM, thanks obama
>>33284876Men enjoy digging innately so getting to dig and also get height or dick size wouldn't even be a question
>>33284873Whats the max you'd do? Suppose it would require 880 hours
>>33284874They will look exactly as you want, minimum hours of digging 360
>>33284883Can you at least tell us the most normal one?
>fictional characters.having husbandos is not the most cringe thing in the world
>>33284835My ex had a similar body type to this but was slimmer and prettier and had a heart of gold and I still fumbled her
Fuck my gay life
>>33284888>Suppose it would require 880 hoursDo I have to quit my regular job or can I do it part-time in the evenings/weekends?
>>33284887Sounds like a nice drink to finish with anon
Goodnight, hope work goes well tomorrow
I'm also gonna try sleeping again
Women would you rather have an average looking bf, or a pet tiger that will never ever harm you?
>>33284852I donโt say that
>>33284888>360Easy. I'd get crazy big tits.
>>33284889Cedric.
Maybe I should start drinking to deal with my troubles of falling asleep.
>>33284891You can do weekends, or night shifts if you are insane. Are you going for height or dick size?
>>33284894IM A MAN GIVE ME THE PET TIGER HOLY SHOT THAT WOULD BE SO COOL
>>33284894Does having the tiger mean I can never get a bf or husband?
When she wants to have children but you know that reproduction is a trick by the Demiurge and his archons to entrap more souls on this prison planet.
Do aneros toys/butt plugs cause anal fissure/hemorrhoids?
Why are trans girls always liking me on dating apps
(Not the usual guy who asks this)
>>33284898dont do that
t. used to do that
>>33284885Itโs still weird and I donโt know maybe I do
>>33284896>CedricOkay idek who that is lol. My thought was cedric the entertainer
>>33284862>>33284864>>33284895Women take this as a sign, you aren't "ugly", niggas will literally fuck and put a ring on anything that moves and even most things that don't.
>>33284904This but not as a meme
>>33284898maybe
i dont know hay some people can sleep easy and some people cant. like my sister has to take meds and thy dont even fukken work because sheell just lay in bed from 11 to like 4am and cant fall asleep and only gets like3-4 hours. but i havent swallowed ANY pill in like 4 months and i swicthcn my sleep scheuale arounfd all the fukken time and i almost always sleep7 -9-10 hours even without booze
>>33284904When she wants to have children but you fried your brain on acid and bullshit theories from long dead secret societies
>>33284902The tiger will never ever harm you. That condition does not apply to anyone else. So you CAN get a bf/husband, but you'll have to figure out the logistics
Has anyone been to Oregon?
What's it like?
>>33284914>sheell just lay in bed from 11 to like 4am and cant fall asleep and only gets like3-4 hoursshe's literally me!
>>33284892I mean I think fundamentally we weren't a great match, she was much younger and we didn't really have anything in common. She was still a sweet girl though and I feel awful for not always putting her first, I guess you live and learn. Don't plan to date again anyways and I'm sure with her bubbly personality she'll meet someone cool.
>>33284863With an extra inch of height I'd still be doomed
>>33284909How old are you guys, you probably still have time.
>>33284912nah thats not true i mean idk but yknow what i mena man you cant assum things about me you dont even knw me man
i have standards but they are emotional and cerebral in addition to physical
like theres gthis chick at mhy work who is cool as fuck but also cute and kinda hot and also probabaly most likely smarter than me which doesnt bother me but i cant aske her out because i keep rationalizing my inceldom and scaring myself away from her
she peobably likes me at least somewhat but i cnt eve ask for her digits baka desu senpai
>>33284918Cold, wet, dark, gay
>>33284912Yeah, women are the choosers and get to be happy whenever they want, this isnโt news
>>33284914>just lay in bed from 11 to like 4am and cant fall asleep and only gets like3-4 hoursTfw reading this in bed at 3am
>>33284898It's a bad habit, alcohol affects your sleep quality, and I found myself waking more in the night or too early
>>33284923>i have standards but they are emotional and cerebral in addition to physicalSo you're just proving my point thanks.
>>33284918Wet. Feels a lot more wet than it actually is.
>>33284926>alcohol affects your sleep qualityI'm not getting enough sleep at all. I doubt it could get any worse.
>>33284919yeah i should call her its been a few weeks
well maybe tomorrow shes probably at least trying to sleep rn
you have siblings?
Women whats it like having a clit?
>>33284875>>33284886Anons.
I am going to be honest. I would date. but not marry. I want what most women want, and that is to feel small and feminine in the hands of my man.
BUT I am currently in a relationship with a girl, 5'2, 6months in.
>>33284928Does that mean humid?
Can you rec me your most melancholic song. I need it with my drink.
Women, thoughts on men who shoot themselves and rot for weeks in their apartment because they don't have anyone that would perform a welfare check on them?
>>33284927that men will fuck anything? well this man does not as he does not fuck anything as of right now
stop trying to psyop me faggot just because im drunk doesnt mean im vulnerable to psyonic invasion from foreign minds
>>33284934>currently in a relationship with a girl, 5'2, 6months inBased lesbian, godspeed
>>33284934would you cheat on your gf with a guy taller than you?
>>33284931>you have siblings?In fact, I do. I don't think they have trouble falling asleep though.
>>33284936Someday by The Strokes
>>33284936What kind are you looking for. Give me a vibe.
>>33284930Well I guess I'm a hypocrite cause I was doing vodka shots before bed too lol
Try one or two maybe, hope it helps
>>33284655Deal with Tylers? Lmao no. I'm not on dating apps.
I shouldโve become homeless when I had the chance
>>33284947>Well I guess I'm a hypocriteNo worries. I don't really like alcohol and I would be way too worried about the implications on my health, so I wasn't really serious. However, I do have serious trouble falling asleep. I'm kind of afraid of sleeping pills too though.
>>33284953i know a good overpass you could live under
>>33284936Duster - constellations
Women why do you never answer the fun questions and just come here to be boring and gay
women could you call my phone i cant find it, thanks. you can also have your way with me if youd like. im too drunk to resist
>>33284953Why? Being homeless is awful
>>33284956I hope you can find something that helps you sleep better anyway
Probably better to go to a doctor/pharmacist first anyway and maybe try a pill before alcohol
Meanwhile wanna try going back to sleep but need to pee and my housemate just went to the bathroom at 3am so now I have to wait else it's weird aaaaaaa and also can't risk doing shots and them hearing
>>33284961>Why?I hate my life and myself
>>33284962IKR? you could wake up and have your eyes exposed to some nice and healthy green wavelengths. maybe itll fix your sastiugamtism like vitamisns or some thizht
>>33284936Birth of a New Day by 2814 is my rec. Solid ambient album.
Women you used to call me on my cellphone. Late night when you need my love.
>>33284961>Probably better to go to a doctor/pharmacist first anyway and maybe try a pill before alcoholI'm in the process of getting diagnosed with ADHD at the moment, so I'll mention it on the next appointment with the psychiatrist.
>>33284959Ah I'm not the only one?
>>33284969arclight. traincar. grasshopper. benjamin. 2 0 4 8 6 3
>>33284973No. Shame on you.
>>33284693Looks like that mushroom dude in the polyamory meme.
Women, thoughts on my meaty muscular arms?
>>33284936>your mostAm I the only one who feels incredibly inhibited by superlatives? If I were asked for 'a' melancholic song, I could provide something. But being asked for the 'most' melancholic I feel too pressured to reply something.
SHe's gone
alllllll gone
never see her again
and i deserve it
>>33284887I'm having a other Guinness. Tastes better on day 2 and I've learned to drink it more slowly than I do with my usual beers. I think it's growing on me
>>33284982Same also why I can't pick favourites
>>33284936https://youtu.be/70G6TTBeDS4?si=Fk3ZaJGYSmrLzydk this one gets me in the feels
>>33284974Because Iโm a fucking loser. Ainโt enough
notice how all femanons mysteriously disappear on friday night. They are all fucking chad.
>>33284982>>33284986Sorry. Can you pick one that you like. Doesn't have to be the most.
Women can you tell when your period is making you mean?
>>33284989S'how is it bro.
>>33284991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjeNq0KNyhM
2nd guy
>>33284972Definitely mention it anon <3
I also have diagnosed ADHD, sleeping troubles are common with us it seems. I'm supposed to take a sedating antidepressant (cause also bipolar lol) every night that helps get off to sleep too. But if you don't have a mood disorder there are other kinds of sleeping pills they can try you on. Godspeed anon
>>33284990As if this is news to anyone
>>33284982I just pick whatever is on the top of my head. What I pick now will be different from next years
Do men need to feel like they're constantly pursuing/fighting for a woman in order for them to maintain interest in the relationship with her? Is a woman who loves intensely and steadily less desirable? Or is that pop evo psych bullshit?
>>33285002After having experienced it, love to me is when you feel like you've found your other half
>>33285002No that shit drives me up a wall. When I'm dating a chick and I'm constantly thinking if I'm doing the right thing and if she still wants me and this and that makes me wanna shoot myself.
Women what's something you didn't know about men until recently?
>>33285002psych bullshit, I'd argue the contrary, if a woman wants me to constantly pursue her I would lose interest and find someone mature that doesn't play bs games.
>>33284997For me it's usually getting stuck on something on the internet or having to do something I've forgotten about or procrastinated and my sleep cycle getting messed up over it to the point where my body is used to falling asleep in the morning hours. In fact, I'm doing it right now. It's almost 5AM here.
>>33285003What a load of crap
>>33284948I do.
She tried, it didnt feel right
>>33284942wouldnt cheat. if I thought I had a better future with a guy taller than me, I would break up first with my gf.
I would feel bad about cheating. I couldnt handle the guilt, I cry easy
>>33285002no
i am interested in a relationship woth this owman i know but shes 18 and im 21 so im afraid the age gap is too much and also she's so superior to me i would feel bad subjecting her to dealing with me
shes so admirable and thats why i like her hut thats also why i wish to disntace myselfr from her
>>33285012Not that much too bee honest
>>33285012>so im afraid the age gap is too muchGoddamn you kids are insane these days.
>>33285018i guess not but you know how peoplem are especislly zoomers
i guess i could just friendzone myself with her
>>33285020I found a song on the radio
What's it saying
>>33285012>You were 2 years ahead of her in university you sick fuck!!!
>>33285011have you ever been with a man before?
if so, how would you compare sex with a woman with sex with a man?
>>33285024Itโs saying Iโm blinded by the lights, fucking piece of shit, makes me want to break my hand
>>33284918It's a shit version of Washington.
>>33285028Bahaha this nigga mad at the weeknd
>>33285026yeah okay then forget the age :gap" but i still feel like idont have anything to offer her
and evenn if i did i literally can ask her for her number because i'm so afraid
never done it before so idk i just cant do it
im done im going to bed sorry for typing so much drunk thought streams
Opinions on trans rights?
>>33285034I don't really care.
>>33285002That's straight bullshit that women with mental problems invent to explain why men desire them
The real reason is they're good in bed and have a crazy sex drive
But even crazy girls don't like being objectified so they say men are attracted to mind games
Nah, the only good head games they do is under the covers
>>33285005because of how your hips are shaped, men can't actually press the bottoms of your feet together without laying down. you can do it laying flat, just not sitting up. really interesting, puts some yoga poses right out.
>>33285034i dont believe anybody should gave the "right" to transition
>>33285012>>33285032Bro please, ask out the damn girl. Don't end up like us actual old men who are single at 30+.
The earlier you start being brave, the BETTER!
>>33285037Literally doing it right now
>>33285037the fiuck you tlking about
>>33285034I think supporting trans rights is counter-culture again at this point, so I'm fine with it.
>>33285034mental illness.
On principle I don't have any problem with adults doing whatever they want with their lives, including their bodies. However, most of the trannies I've interacting are brain rotted porn addicts that only want to spread their sickening ideology to as much people as they can, including childre, which is horrible.
So yeah, fuck them, the only thing they deserve is a doses of lead directly injected on their brains.
You guys think jh actually left to go to pound town her dildos?
>>33285040im going to be a howie here but, literally how? i cant just say, oh yeah btw whats your number A********* i just uhhhhh want to talk to you platonically ha ha ha
>>33285041>>33285043BAHAHAAHAAA
YOU LOOK SO DUUMMBB HAHAHAHAA
I DIDNT THINK YOU GUYS WOULD ACTUALLY DO ITT
so i'm considering college, but i'm worried over the social age gap. i'm not middle aged, but i am "unc" status. i recognize that i fumbled my start to life and that i am behind, but i don't want to be "that guy" in friend groups or dating. am i overthinking it?
>>33285045Is that the name of one of your dildos, JH?
>>33285053Unc thought he would fit in :skull:
>>33285052you won
what else do you want me to post mistress
>>33285053How old are you?
>>33285052>vile foids preying on innocent, well-meaning moids againshameful
https://voca.ro/16wT5DtkNI6B
>>33285051Crazy how I can still make the name out
>>33285058between 20 and 30
Is it overkill to buy a silk robe just to wear at home?
>>33285051>im going to be a howie here but, literally how?NTA but if we could answer that question we wouldn't be here.
>>33285061yeah her name is anonymous, what a beautiful name
like 35% of why im attracted to here lololo jk lamo
>>33285052Fym I'm moving like Ghandi
At peace with the world and shit
>>33285062NTA, what are you planning on studying?
do you currently have a job?
>>33285065Depends on how much you're going to pay and what your budget is like.
>>33285059this is really tame compared to saying "did you know girls can't touch their elbows together", think you're still karmically in the red there.
>>33285046Nice principle faggot
>>33285073when was the last time you posted feet to prove a point?
>>33285060I remember when people tried to make
>ATOGA>ATOGA>ATOGAa thing
>>33285074Why is this sentence so funny to me
>>33285062I'm assuming you're at least 25. If you don't end up in a friend group that you hang out with regularly, you're certified unc.
>>33285027I have had so far
2 girlfriends, one ex-husband
Both scratched a different kind of itch you know.
I enjoy both experiences alot. But I think I would prefer to be the one whos hair is grabbed. My ex husband was very good at making sure I got what I wanted in bed, and adjusted. He took the command I wanted. I was dominated in a good gentle way, made me feel feminine.
>maybe I am biased for the good experience I have had with a guyWith girls I am in command, and altough I enjoy that too, the experience leaves an empty spot I want sexually.
Sorry for hornyposting
>ropes and tying, blindfolds>my ultimate fantasy I havent fulfilled, and I would want a man to do what I want to another girl>hot af>I would also immensely enjoy being the sub girl in that scenario
>>33285080Idk, a running theme in my life is people laughing at me when Iโm serious. Guess Iโm on brand
>>33285081Seems reasonable. You have my permission.
>>33285071i have a job, a car, and my own place. but no start to any sort of career, and i don't want to work up the ladder where i'm working right now. i know it's more than a some people, but i haven't had any direction in a while now.
i'm not sure on what to study, depends on what's reliable these days. i guess that should be my main concern.
>>33285083Why'd you divorce
drunk anon here
check out this cat drawing i mad when i was like 10 or something
yes i am attentionwhoring
>>33285054Yes. I also like jizz now
>>33285083how old are you?
did you know you were bi before you got married?
>>33285088Is this based on a real life subject or a figment of your imagination
>>33285082so would it be better to focus on the degree keep to myself? i've been unc since elementary school.
>>33285086Well, if you have the spare time and money sounds like a good thing to do to me.
To the best of your ability what options sound appealing to you?
Women, do you push your thoughts to the back of your mind? Do you keep them there, keep them out of sight?
>>33285093idk man it was 11 years ago
probably the memory of my cat Lucky
>>33284700>nipples escaped so far inside my breasts I cant even use sugarcubes to coax them out in days.I laughed
>>33284934That's too bad, I'm not a homewrecker. I'm 5'8" but I can carry my 6' 200 lb friend. FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH. I went on a few dates with a tall chick and it was really nice to make her feel like a woman when apparently all she got before that was "please dom me" guys.
>>33284936https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfi6w0qqaho
>>33285083holy shit it's like I'm reading Cersei in AFFC
>>33285087I am infertile, ex wanted a baby. I got overly emotional about it and thought that at that point the greatest showing of love I could do was to leave him so he could have the child with someone who could give it to him.
I knew of surrogacy and adoption, I just got depressed as fuck for being half a woman, who couldnt even get pregnant.
That kind of stuff...
And now, because he didnt want the divorce, dating a guy would feel like a second layer of betrayal, adding to my depression
>>33285101Women thoughts on quantum physics and electron configurations
>>33285085Your permission?
>>33285075never, but most of my humiliations have been in person.
Putting hot honey on things that have vinegar in them is like accidentally mustard gassing yourself with that one recipie on here. I have made a mistake.
Men, do you like spicy food?
Women would you date a man who makes crossbows and flamethrowers
>>33285113Yeah if he lets me use them
>>33285051Okay, so here is the step by step.
First, see if you can find a good excuse to plan something together. Either, for example, studying together for an upcoming exam, doing something related to your job or degree or a college event, or something that you're both interested in (like if you both have the same hobby or both like a band that's playing in your city soon).
If you can do that, then it's easier. You talk about that thing, or invite her to that event, and then if she says yes you say:
>Awesome! Hey, let's exchange numbers and keep in touch. >Hey, let me get your number, I'll text you.Or something like that.
That's the best approach.
If you don't have time to plan and you're just doing this spontaneously in the moment, you have to come up with a funny or at least slightly charming way to say it. Some kind of joke helps so she's laughing.
>Hey, want to trade numbers, keep in touch?>Got plans for the weekend? No? I got some ideas if I can get your number.If she's an extrovert partying zoomer, she probably uses some snapchat or insta or some bullshit instead (or whatsapp if you're in the third world), so plan accordingly. If she's a science nerd she probably just texts people normally.
>>33285095Well if you want to find someone to date in school, go for it. There's no harm in that as long as you aren't like wasting your money. Do well in classes, get a degree that you find worth it, do well in social life if you can as well. You'll be dead eventually, might as well try something now.
>>33285110>Men, do you like spicy food?Yes.
>>33285114What if you hurt yourself
Women have you ever had legal troubles?
Women I try to answer every question I'm able to on here. Why do you not. Do you hate us that much.
Women do you think men are cute?
Women do you think I am cute?
>>33285053I just did it (graduated now). Just go for it. We aren't getting any younger, man, might as well start it now. Zoomers have social and mental issues from lockdowns and phones btw, sometimes they barely seem conscious of other people's social situations or lives.
>>33285095Definitely try to date. It's actually gonna be easier than getting into zoomers' friend groups. From what I saw, they stick to the same people they've been playing video games with since they were 5 years old and they don't try to branch out much, other than the frat boys.
>>33285137red is the color of warriors
pink is a whore color imotbqh
>>33285118might as well, yeah
>>33285133What if you get permanently disfigured
>>33285002Nah those retarded games from teen magazines and romance movies are retarded
>omg i cried when ryan gosling threatened to kill himself if she didnt go out with him in the notebookyeah fuck that shit
Wow youโre all so optimistic and talented and cool, thatโs crazy
State gender
Your biggest regret?
>>33285137Yes. Contrast it with black details.
>>33285053I'm older and in uni. But I get away with it because I'm in grad school. To some extent hanging out with 18-year-olds will drive you insane, but I mentor a few of the guys. I try to avoid social circles that are strictly people under the age of 25.
>>33285105Oh, that's rough. My uncle married his childhood friend, they knew each other since kindergarten. She's infertile, and he accepted it. They're now about retirement age and still together. I also have some friends who were adopted by infertile parents. So it brings me sadness to hear that.
>he didnt want the divorceShit, now you're gonna make me cry...
do you remember when after playing in the water at the beach the night after when you'd go to bed you could still feel like you were moving in the waves when youd lay down and go to sleep the evening after that
>>33285139Should I wear it anyway?
>>33285145>optimistic and talented and coolcan't be me
>>33285137pink is the whore class
red is the slave class
>>33285149youre too old for me
>>33285005They like strawberry stuff and it doesn't hurt their ego.
>>33285153Depends. Is it a tight revealing dress that's slit up high on your leg.
>>33285146M
Cheating on my ex girlfriend
>>33285158I've hated strawberry stuff since I was a kid. Especially yogurt.
>>33285159No tight crop top and mini skirt
>>33285146wasting time, I do it everyday. I regret it but I still do it.
>>33285157*pinches your cheek* aw, a baby boy
>>33285164only if you post pics on redtoga
>>33285008Yeah that sounds pretty common with ADHD lol, iktf it sucks. I've also stayed up and nearly 5 here now (I'm guessing you're in Europe), getting light and I slept like 2 hours... Let's hope we can both get more disciplined...
>>33285164Prostitute uniform
>>33285155>red people lowest in the castelol what is this, homestuck?
>>33285161was the sex good?
>>33285123Yes.
>Coming to an intersection driving my fathers toyota hilux truck>Lights were redCRASH
>a lady in her early 40s smashed her chrysler voyager into the back of the truck>According to her I did an insurance scam and came to a full stop at a green lightSo I was in trouble for a while, my dad just told me not to worry about it, turns out he had something like a dashcam pointing both back and forwards, showing I stopped at red, and she was on her phone, ignoring traffic when she rammed into me.
So, nothing too special.
>>33285146f
referencing to
>>33285105
>>33285170Prostitutes donโt dress nearly that well
>>33285164the skirt or the top?
>>33285175Streetwalker getup
Ughl
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>>33285173I didn't have it.
>>33285180Insane amount of seethe needed to sit down and write something like this
So every woman here is a vapid whore basically
>>33285110>Men, do you like spicy food?Yes I love it kek
My milf friend used to get these really strong spices on her travels and I'd put them on the stuff she made lol (and then die)
>>33285146M, I went to one of those violent poor people schools where everyone is a piece of shit and there are no girls
My parents offered to pull me out and I refused, big mistake
>>33285168>Let's hope we can both get more disciplined...Yeah, I somehow doubt that's going to happen - at least for me. I don't know whether medication can fix that. Otherwise, my best bet has usually been to pull an all-nighter and reset my sleep cycle. But the problem is that the point of going to bed has to be well-timed, since staying up too long results in not being able to sleep again and in the recent time various events and responsibilities on weekends prevented me from doing that. Maybe I'll manage today.
>>33285138are zoomers really that bad? i would think it's because they're young. Most people become more aware as they get older.
my problem with dating as an older guy is the age gap like the other anon said. if things happen naturally i guess it wouldn't be so bad.
>>33285148how is it hanging out with people from grades above and below you? does it ever have an impact?
>>33285146M
Being born
My life is nothing but regrets
>>33285182>that username>aromantic polygamyfeminists have somehow managed to reinvent the square wheel
Thereโs no greater joy than being cross faded
>>33285192I didn't even read it 2bh
>>33285194Youโre a loser
I'm not proud ฮฟf it but it did happen.
>>33285198What happened Mr vagueposter
>>33285187Yeah getting the timing and sticking to it is difficult
Hopefully some medication can help you get to sleep consistently though
Godspeed anon
>>33285188Zoomers grew up with phones and screens, it's noticeable. They also grew up reading shit like this
>>33285180 and not just laughing at it. They're definitely odd. But a lot of them are okay and good people.
As for age gap, well, at some point you start having to choose between age gaps or single moms. Try not to get even older without a girlfriend, is what I'm saying, or the age gaps will only get bigger.
>>33285194Nice. What are you crossed with?
>>33285180then what on earth were you doing?
Anyone here actually confident?
What are your confidence credentials? Could you sing on stage in front of 100 strangers? Could you hit on a model with other people in earshot?
>>33285204Hell yeah. Self aware king
>>33285206Nothing right now, but thereโs always tomorrow
>>33285202I'll have to get diagnosed first. I think in terms of symptoms I'm a pretty clear-cut case, but it seems they have some reservations regarding overdiagnosing people so they've become a bit more thorough I suppose. Whether medication can help with that in general, I have no idea. I'll mention it and maybe they can come up with something.
>Godspeed anonYou too.
>>33285210This is future me.
Cross this dick with your mouth nigga
>>33285212>Could you sing on stage in front of 100 strangers?I could speak on stage in front of them.
Honestly I think I'll just shoot myself in a few years
>>33285221Haha so quirky! Next time do your weed with fent
>>33285212>Could you sing on stage in front of 100 strangers? Could you hit on a model with other people in earshot?I've done both of these things (and went out with a model) but have no confidence at all, I just fake it and try anyway (well, before I gave up on life)
>>33285212I'm practicing daily. I actually almost annoy people now.
Today I mentioned my motorcycle to try to impress a model-looking girl working at the mil gear store. I did get her to grin.
>>33285212F.
I would sing in front of hundreds/thousands easily. I would just sing rick astleys classic, never gonna give you up.
Hit on a model? No.
But if that model was on the stage while I performed, then I could.
Making it that big of a deal in a silly circumstance disassociates me from consequences
At what point does confidence turn into autism.
>>33285233I think we just witnessed it kek
>>33285228Oh yeah Iโll make sure to โdoโ all the fent weed. What are you so mad for?
>>33285212>Could you sing on stage in front of 100 strangers?M
I already do this
>>33285236Fuck off nigger
>>33285210M, yes but I pretend I'm not. There are a lot of perks and peace to being alone at least, overall it's worth being isolated
>>33285232>just sing rick astleys classic, never gonna give you upBased rickroller
>>33285216<3
>>33285233When you're bad at reading the room and too pushy with people
>>33285237You must get pussy right?
>>33285243That anon probably does it at church
Women answer my question or I'll cry
>>33285243It's a dangerous game to play but sometimes I indulge
>>33285244Nope
>>33285203>They also grew up reading shit like this>and not just laughing at it. grim. on a separate note, has there always been conversations over different generations since the 20th century? or is it only recent?
>to choose between age gaps or single moms.i could see it. maybe the age gap isn't so bad. i guess i'll try to take a little initiative talking to people.
They're fighting for their lives right now and I'm hiding behind a dumpster.
>>33285242Get your ass over here then
Men, are you going to let bbno$ get a gf?
Women
Do you agree that your boobies and bootycheeks are chompable?
>>33285251Genuinely kill yourself, Iโm a man, stop fucking responding to me
>>33285252Idk who that is, am I just old?
>>33284990ive been packing and cleaning, i have a trip tomorrow
>>33285212No. I've taken singing lessons and I can't even sing in my own apartment.
>>33285255And Iโm a woman. Youโre also replying
>>33285250If there are bullets flying, know that dumpsters are suboptimal cover.
>>33285256Zoomer here no idea who that is either
>>33285257where to?
are you expecting sex in this trip?
did you shave your pussy?
>>33285261Could block a 9mm prob. Even if it's empty.
>>33285259Put cocaine and tobacco in your bowl next time you vapid whore
>>33285212>Could you sing on stage in front of 100 strangers?M
I did this in Hawaii
My only regret is not switching to a kpop song when I found out the majority of the audience was from Korea and this was 2011 so being a kpop fan was extremely niche
>>33284835F
If I were her I'd start working out, get that tattoo removed, and start leaning into the theatrical romantic/renaissance era shit to take advantage of my curves.
>>33285212>What are your confidence credentials? Could you sing on stage in front of 100 strangers? Could you hit on a model with other people in earshot?I think I could do either within a low-expectations context. If someone handed me a microphone and wanted me to sing, I could do that. If someone dared me to hit on someone I could do that too, since failure and rejection would be the expected outcome and I have no trouble with facing such challenges. But I would never seek out these challenges on my own. My lack of confidence is pronounced wherever people have expectations of me.
>>33285267>probLike I said, suboptimal.
>>33285268Only if you smoke it with be bbg
>>33284863F
1 hour to even them out. I'm satisfied and don't need back pain.
Wow crazy how many huge dicked super confident men Atoga has, amazing! This must be the pretty peopleโs club.
>>33285272Have you ever shot a dumpster with a handgun
>>33285270Seriously, what is it with fat bitches and renfaires?
>>33285266nope. i'm a loser and i'm renting an air bnb all alone. yay vacation.
>>33285273Go find another man to siphon attention from, have a good night, I wish we never spoke
>>33285273Nta
Do you want to smoke meth with me
>>33285275Lmao, this dude said "You're so boring and quiet!!!!" on a boring and quiet forum.
State gender, who was the last character you related to in a piece of media and why?
>>33284863i would rather shrink my tits but i dig holes for fun anyways.
>>332848635'8" to 5'9" isn't really that much of a gain though
But if you told me I could do it for 100 hours I'd probably say yes.
>>33285283M
Ryan Gosling because he's literally me
>>33285278It's the """turkey""" legs
>>33285275phew i'm glad i have an average penis, if i were tall and white and not bald AND had a big penis I would have like 0 excuse to be an incel
>>33285280Love you too, babe
>>33285281No but Iโll watch you smoke it
>>33285288I'm sure you'd know
>>33285282Youโre so fucking stupid, holy shit
Gender and how do you feel about face filters?
>>33285290And then what. Watch me tweak out and jerk off aggressively. That's no fun.
>>33285273Wanna candyflip and fuck with a bunch of other people?
>>33285293M
Hate them. Never use them.
>punished 5 year old daughter by taking one of her dozens of stuffies away
>sheepishly asked to give daddy a kiss before bed
>slugged me as hard as she could
>"Never take a stuffy from me again!"
What the fuck, daughters are awful.
>>33285293M
Crazy how retarded men are. I'm ashamed of you guys.
>>33285291I've actually never been. I just pulled that out of my meme hat.
>>33285283I will give my answer btw
>tfw reading The Killing Doll by Ruth Rendell>tfw MC is a withdrawn femcel in her 20s>makes a bit of cash making dolls for people but is broke and just drinks alone every day>hates going out, being in public and socialising, has no friends>tries to keep up the house but fails, her housemates think she's a weirdo for avoiding them>tfw jealous of her younger brother dating Stacies, and her dad's new young tart wife>almost pushes a normie in a pretty dress in front of a train>kills her dad's new pretty young wife with a voodoo doll>kills her only (very pretty) friend's husband with a voodoo dollShe's literally me if I was a woman...
>>33285279some convention of sort, I guess?
>>33285293never trust what you see on the internet.
>>33285298Your daughter is based
Plushies are precious
>>33285279That sounds like a lot of fun actually and pretty chill
What do you plan to get up to?
>>33285303I mean you've got turkey legs you fat bitch
>>33285298Stand your ground
>>33285254I prefer my butt to my breasts.
>>33285293F
Get rid of it. I feel sometimes that makeup makes me a "fake" to begin with. As if there wasnt enough of a beauty standard to fill in for.
Erasure of normality, and we dont need it
>and I look like an alien when I try to use them
>>33285283f. unfortunately picrel.
>>33285283Marty McFly and his dad on the first back to the future movie. Why? because they are both insecure losers like me.
>>33285304fag
>>33285294No, Iโll convince you that the cia is gang stalking you. And put on loud muscle and strobe lights.
>>33285295I think I might actually have a psychotic break if I did that, but if youโre willing to deal with me sobbing because I think Iโm having a stroke for a few hours, then sure
>>33285283That's embarrassing
>>33285298DID SOMEONE SAY "DAUGHTER"?
>>33285305no, i'm just going to a different state and staying a different house. there's a bike trail i want to try and i'm gonna buy fireworks since i've never done them before. that's about it.
>>33285311not much other than the above.
>>33285312I'll put my turkey foot in your ass, buddy.
>>33285318I'd probably think you're an agent and kill you I think that'd be pretty dangerous
>>33285283Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver.
>>33285298its fucked up to take a kid's friends away as a punishment dude, put her in time out or something
>>33285325Iโll bring a rope just in case
>>33285316On a scale of 1-10 how big are your daddy issues?
>>33285323As if you can lift it that high kek
>>33285318We can skip the acid for another time then
>>33285322are you really doing that by yourself?
are you driving there or what's going your main method of transportation?
>>33285283F.
I dont think any recent media has a good presentation.
Freaking loved Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) in Alien 2, the kid wasnt even hers, but that was a mama lion I admired.
>>33285331Tie me to the mast and shit lol rolling like Odysseus sounds fun. Count me in
>>33285283M
He came from nothing and even though his dream was beyond ambitious, he still is willing to do anything to achieve it.
>>33285333How is your ass so high off the ground, you're not 6'.
>>33285335yeah. kind of pathetic right haha
i'm gonna drive. i don't like planes and i have time to kill.
>>33285316RIP
Well she is a baddie at least
>>33285320Your face is embarrassing
>>33285317>because they are both insecure losers like meKek
Marty got a stacy gf though
>>33285304https://youtu.be/R7tK12joH7w?si=batzVw9PYdZwhBAI
This song has a bunch of techno remixes. You should make one
>>33285311I'm literally the only person who knows all of her plushies names, someday I imagine her unfortunate boyfriend/husband will take up the mantle.
>>33285330>put her in time out>her room is where all the stuffies arewelp
>>33285283M
Jesse Pinkman, because despite my good heart and intentions, Iโm still a piece of shit doing piece of shit work
Before that was Judah from Fire Punch
>>33285283M
Howl, just read the gif
>>33285342Don't have to be when you can't raise it more than a foot
>>33285336If you want to live dangerously, I'm happy to oblige
>>33285339You wanna be high and tied up?
>>33285352Yeah but not in a kinky way. In a psychotic and dangerous way.
>>33285343Well you do you. When are you coming back? also how old are you if you don't mind me asking?
>>33285349You fuckin throwin that ass in a circle for me? Hot.
>>33285339Let's tie you up and spit roast you
>>33285322Fireworks are fun, I recommend trying some! (Just be safe pls...)
I miss cycling and going on cool trails too... I hope you have fun
>>33285329B a s e d
>>33285335What's wrong with that? I wish I could take a vacation alone one day. (But I don't have the money, time or energy)
>>33285337>Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) in Alien 2Based, I love her too
>>33285341Based dreamer
>>33285344i'd be a lot hotter if i leaned into my mental illness but i'm right on the edge of holding it together and being normalish and i don't want to waste the chance since it feels like a no going back sort of situation
a pretty hot old guy hit on me earlier in the year and i did not engage which im very proud of myself for but i do think about him a lot
>>33285357Hard to be more circular than you
>>33285346Put her in time out in *your* room where there are no stuffies.
>>33285283The Young Pope was inspiring
>>33285316Did you wanna fuck silco
>>33285350>>33285354You guys are way too willing to be enablers lol
>>33285283M
Tony Soprano. Lots of family pressure, my therapist is way too attractive, and I withold sex from my wife as a weird power play, although admittedly I don't cheat on her at least. Also two of my business rivals died under really weird circumstances and people in town think I killed them but I actually didn't, which is the fucked up part lol.
>>33285356why do you want to know either of those things? lol?
>>33285367Nice larp nigger
>>33285361I'm not apple bottom.
>>33285344>Marty got a stacy gf thoughfunny to think about a woman would date an insecure guy, uh?
Marty mentions that he is nervous about playing with his band in from of people saying "what if they don't like it". His dad in the past reflex the same insecurities about his writings in a more extreme way.
The point is that nowadays seem like women would ditch a guy at the first sight of insecurities while in the movie Marty is openly talking about his insecurities with his gf without issue whatsoever.
How much should I ideally weigh if in 5โ1?
>>33285367But are you fat and balding like Tony?
>>33285366It sounds like fun
>>33285366Well one I'm just joking around. Two I'm the one who'd be high as a kite not her.
>>33285365i think i've read every jilco fic on ao3 which to be fair im ashamed of and its a rotten ship but if im gonna feed that part of me some way i think its a pretty harmless outlet
>>33285359>What's wrong with that? I wish I could take a vacation alone one day. (But I don't have the money, time or energy)To me traveling seems like a waste of money and type.
I do recreational hiking here and there, but ideally I'd just stay indoors shitposting or playing vidya if I have free time.
>>33285374If male 50kg should be heavy enough that you can't outswim it
>>33285369I'm just curious and want to chat a little. I would also like to know what do you do for a living but I understand if you prefer not to divulge such information.
>>33285359thanks! i'll be safe. do you recommend any types specifically, or are they mostly generic? i've never bought any.
To the chick who wanted to use fireworks. Buy a big PVC pipe to launch them out of
>>33285362She's 5 but she's also smarter than me, she'll set my alarm clock to 3AM or something, she's done it before. She's in gifted classes.
>>33285376It sounds like fun to deal with me freaking out?
>>33285378Wow liar
>>33285345Damn this is an awesome sample lol
Maybe later if I have time
>>33285346Cute
>>33285347Damn
>>33285348Real
>>33285364How so
>>33285367>withold sex from my wife as a weird power playWhy
>>33285373>a woman would date an insecure guy, uh?Ikr what were my exes thinking
>openly talking about his insecurities with his gf without issue whatsoeverWomen are not cold heartless creatures lol
At least not most of them
>>33285379Any other decent ships?
>>33285211I have zero stage fright. I do however experience stage narcissism.
I become a real motherfucker.
Which is extremely confusing because I'm also extremely introverted and super polite.
There's something intoxicating about having the power to conduct an orchestra of fixed eyes.
>>33285388Hey would you rather I smoked meth and screamed at the top of my lungs in your apartment or acted like a normal boyfriend
>>33285383i'm not that clammy about details, but it seemed odd? like you're trying to scan me for 'useful' information instead of chatting.
>>33285382Iโm a woman. Outswim what?
>>33285389>Women are not cold heartless creatures lol>At least not most of themmodern women seem to be tho.
They've been brainwashed by social media into believing that if a man isn't flawless they don't deserve their time.
>>33285394Is there an In between?
>>33285387>She's 5 but she's also smarter than meTime to accept your position as the bitch nigger of the house then. Maybe let Mom be in charge of punishments.
>>33285391i read a bizarrely hot jinx x caitlyn once, a few silco x vanders, too many viktor x jayce fics... i mean whoever really. everyone in the show is hot and most of them have chemistry.
>>33285396Noone knows what you should weigh, just be a little active and whatever weight you are with a good hip/waist ratio is the weight you should be
>>33285283Idk.
I miss princess diana.
>>33285337God she's so peak.
https://youtu.be/j51DfrLHUek
>>33285400Oh I should have specified from other media.
So why bother with living if I can't be female? It's so pointless
>>33285395how would I know what to ask if I don't know anything about you? I don't want to ask generic questions. I'd rather ask questions related to you in specific?
How long have you been cycling? what about friends you share the hobby with? wouldn't they come with you?
>>33285408Yeah, clearly no point, may as well rope
>>33285405I cannot swim at all. What now?
>>33285388I think you'd handle yourself just fine. You just have to let yourself feel the different pleasures without concerning yourself with anything else
>>33285398How about I scream in ecstasy loud enough to shake the windows when you make me nut
>>33285411I nudge you back to shore because you will obviously drown if you stay in the water too long
>>33285409no i get that, but what new material is gained from "when do you get back" and "how old are you"? what questions follow from responses like X days and XX years old? idk. maybe i'm paranoid, it just felt like you were trying to get a profile of me.
i don't have any friends and i'm not super into biking, i just wanted to do this trail. it's easy.
>>33285399I love her mom, but she's like a lizard woman emotionally and would eat daughter if I left them alone for a few hours. Exaggeration obviously, but I'm the "nice" parent. My daughter is 5 and reads Tolkien, clearly she's very smart, but she's also 5, I do my best. I don't think I'm that stupid, but she's obviously going to grow up to be better than me.
I already have profiles of all of you
>>33285381>stay indoors shitposting or playing vidya if I have free timeWell yeah this is what I do kek.
>>33285384I'm not an expert desu you're best asking at the firework shop
But I remember I used to set them off with family/friends on bonfire night and other occasions and camping trips
>>33285387This girl is going to become an evil girlboss or something
>>33285393Lol, based narc
I don't really get stage fright but that's because I can play a character. I'm really shy IRL
>>33285418Yeah? Whatโs mine?
>>33285389https://youtu.be/mMkYfQwhW5E?si=Gf81tAXSHf6wc98a
I like this one too
Jaime
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>>33285283M
Reiner from Attack on Titan and Jaime Lannister from ASOIAF
Weird choices maybe, but they're my favorite characters because they're men forced into living awful lives by their families and yearn to escape the downward spiral they didn't put themselves in, but prolonged by their own wills.
Both did heinous shit in their youth and are spending every day trying to cope and make up for it. Both end up in a circumstance of mentorship and handle it entirely differently. Reiner encourages while Jaime discourages.
Jaime's the blackpilled/disenchanted knight trying to stop Brienne from falling for the "lies of chivalry" that he's fallen out with, while Brienne is trying to revert him and show that good can still exist in the world, which is the biggest thing the fucking show forgets- that there are whitepilled characters and it isn't just endless nihilism.
>>33285412You say that now.
>>33285413Thatโs a bit excessive lol.
>>33285421Biggest faggot
>>33285423We have a pact not to share any of it
>>33285428>WeI fucking knew it
>>33285408wouldn't it better to focus on something that is achievable and not gooner fantasies?
even the trannies that chopped off their dicks and wear dresses will never be women.
You are just a sick porn addict, quit porn and become a man already.
>>33285425Hey you wanted in between I gave you in between. Do you have any better ideas.
>>33285403RIP Lady Di ):
>>33285397Eh there are still plenty of down to earth people out there
Don't take ragebait online as gospel kek
>>33285425I think you're just intimidated by how good you could feel. Once that first warm kiss touches your neck, your reservations would melt away in my hands.
>>33285428>Wehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgtv8PWdeIQ
>>33285418k
Tell me about myself
>>33285415I was expecting something like, "in a couple of days" or "next week", I wasn't expecting specific answers to begin with.
Is funny that you are paranoid when you are traveling to a different state by yourself, that sounds way more risky than maybe divulging a couple of anonymous details about you on the internet.
>>33285436Uncle phil the goat
>>33285418write down what you have about me and I'll let you know if you are right.
>>33285432Maybe not meth. Maybe just copious amounts of alcohol?
>>33285434I think youโre underestimating how fragile my mental state is
>>33283396>the source of all club culture on planet earth is trashywho thunk
>>33285431Why would I want to achieve something as a male? It won't bring me any closer to being female
>>33285437nta.
But my profile on you says
>you have skin with a 90% propability>You have drank a liquid within 24 hours>your oxygen intake is within 50% of optimal, +/- 50% margin of error>A woman gave birth to you>You have eaten food within the last 72 hours.The rest of my accurate information is locked behind FBI disclosures.
>>33285433they are the minority in my experience.
doesn't help that the older you are the more ran through available women become.
why are women so good at coercion????
I have no cum left
>>33285447again, you will never be a woman, so just throw that fantasy away. If the only alternative to that you can think of is killing yourself, then the sooner the better.
>>33285450Who stole cummies from the cummy jar?
>>33285414So it doesnโt matter how much I weigh?
>>33285442Yeah but alcohol is a downer. We'll just get sloshed and dizzy and beat and yell at each other. Does that sound like a fun time.
>>33285407oh lol well idk. i get possessed by very specific ships. was really into ymir and krista from attack on titan even tho didnt even finsih the show. was into anakin/ahsoka for a while. some other shit. arcane has been my biggest fanfic kick ever
>>33285442I'm right here to hold you together and comfort you. You've got nothing to worry about.
>>33285454>We'll just get sloshed and dizzy and beat and yell at each other.What teh fuck you guys get scary drunk
>>33285422Putting these gems right in the sample bank lol, thanks for sharing
>>33285439i'm always alone. it's not like anything is changing.
not sure if it qualifies as paranoid, it just felt weird. maybe i'm in a weird mood.
>>33285453I'm literally a great white that kills and eats multi ton whales, no does not
>>33285458https://youtu.be/FMizymuT9jA?si=m0NqZAk5SV-i7SOd
This seems harder to work with but it's pretty baller
>>33285454Iโm a happy drunk. Sounds better than a meth fit though
>>33285456Your very confident
>>33285457Ok maybe I'm catastrophizing I get kinda schmoozy when I'm drunk. I would probably slur through a song while forgetting the words and try to drunkenly dance with you
>>33285465Meant for
>>33285464Drugz fried mah brain
>>33285464I just know that you're very strong and capable, regardless of what you might tell me.
>haha Iโm sooo drunk broooo
Are you people literally teenagers
>>33285450you are just weak willed and a slave to pussy
>>33285440https://youtu.be/jj_TywZ_X_w?si=0VcUGnTBiEoryAMf
>>33285449>in my experienceSorry you dated shallow girls man
>>33285460can you at least give me an estimate of your age?
traveling alone sounds dangerous to me, I've only done it once and I'm in my mid 30s. How often do you do these type of things?
>>33285468Mentally nobody's an adult here.
>>33285457i drink until i pass out more nights than i dont
>>33285463J Dilla would've murdered this sample
>>33285465See way better than a meth fit
>>33285467Damn right bitch
>>33285474Does it dull the mental, or the physical pain?
>>33285471i'll tell you my exact age, i don't give a fuck, but you gotta tell me why you want to know so bad. i do everything alone and i've travelled alone a few times before.
>>33285473Bullshit, youโre just fake
state gender
plans for the weekend?
>>33285477both to an extent but its really just to get to sleep. sleeping pills haven't worked well and have worse side effects than a hangover.
>>33285480F
killing myself
>>33285463Writing all these samples down, when I've time I might flip em
>>33285483Me too babe haha
>>33285483Nice attention whoring, faggot
>>33285481NTA
Smoke weed instead
>>33285348howl was such a cringe faggot for real lol
>>33285476That's the spirit. I knew it!
>>33285476And you'd be all giggly hehe
>>33285483take my virginity first
>>33285487Don't hate the playah hate the game son
>>33285348*thinking about how he is beautiful*
>>33285494Oh I do. If it was up to me Iโd go get shot right now
>>33285478I just want to satisfy my curiosity? I don't know what kind of answer are you expecting.
I'm assuming you are single, how long it has been since your last relationship?
>>33285490Yeah let me go take every drug, Iโll be fine
>>33285480F
none.
I propably will go to a local store and buy another gallon of box wine, watch the clock on my wall, and my 100th rerun of Supernatural. thinking about my past mistakes until I puke from stress, rather than from the alcohol. But if I time it right, I will pass out before I get too stressed about where my girlfriend is supposedly spending her time
>>33285483you will never, ever, be a woman.
>>33285480M
plapping randoms on my plap backlog
>>33285484https://youtu.be/2fDkxQBjgFU?si=cECt3upZoxtzQnUT
Pretty sure this has been used by a mainstream hip-hop act at some point. It's also fun anyway.
https://youtu.be/Qr0WT-3TiZ4?si=CenCYM0MCTZTXcYc
This also totally sampleable
https://youtu.be/IekIom_QM1g?si=sAiLUtuZ7PvQNJ5I
And to leave you with some kickass rock n roll
>>33285499damn, what kind of mistakes were those?
genuinely asking for another person's opinion because i doubt myself. which one of us is being weird here? am i paranoid or is anon asking strange things (for atoga at least)?
starting
>>33285356 and ending
>>33285497
>>33285498As long as we hold each other, we're unbeatable.
The average cow in America produces roughly 15 tons of milk per year.
Gender, thoughts?
>>33285506none of you niggers state gender so i'm not answering
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>>33285508M
I love milk cows
>>33285502I remember you sent me another Clutch track the other day, you got great taste lol
I really dig the Mongolian track, would be dope for a beat
Thanks again for sharing
>>33285506M
Kinda creepy but par for the course
>>33285509If you can't figure that out yourself I pity your intelligence
>>33285513why do fertile perpetually pregnant bitches share the exact same phenotype.
>>33285513I'd impregnate her several times
>>33285514You gotta love the DC boogie
https://youtu.be/yhcJ-5CrUNo?si=b-gF4M-PgLD3dR5v
By the way they made a gogo song
https://youtu.be/9smJuhQzDH4?si=cxsdRPOTlMqS-o3r
>>33285506Nah, I'm chill. I understand that you don't want to disclose information online, but the fact you are in a tibetan basket weaving forum where you could simply lie if you really felt like it and still refuse to answer a simple question baffles me. That's the way I've always used atoga, this is more of a chatroom than anything else, I feel than more than one of us agree. Hell, many here use names, tripcodes or distinctive recognizable signaling like the cat poster.
I understand that I made you uncomfortable so I won't bother you anymore. Have a nice trip.
>>33285506he is just an incel that wanted to get a gotcha on you to call you a disgusting old used up whore that wants to ((travel)) to get fucked by chad and tyrone without anyone at hole finding out and then when he realized you might not be someone that travels only for gangbangs he thought maybe you are a 18yo wholesome shy outdoorsy girl he could groom and use for himself
just stop replying to the creep
>>33285499I got nightmares because of the bloody mary episode
>>33285523You have to eat all of them
>>33285523Women how are yours doing
>>33285523again, you will never be a woman, this is how the world sees you and that will never change.
>>33285480Would just bedrot and sleep all weekend, but have a job interview later (I'll probably just grab some food on the way home from that, so I can avoid my housemates in the kitchen).
Then on Sunday I agreed to visit some people with my sis in the next city over. Was going to see my ex on Sunday afternoon when she gets back into town but she doesn't want to anymore, probably for the best.
I'm dreading it all either way
>>33285520RIP the chao D:
Lol I spent like a whole day last week getting a hero and dark chao on lv99 everything for all emblems
>>33285523mid
pros:
>has insane amounts of nutrients >hygienic since it canโt be tampered with a lot compared to meat >very versatile>can be yummycons:
>tastes like egg >has gross shit in it>is chicken period
>>33285528I remember meeting a guy who tampered with over 6000 shipments of eggs by injecting his semen into them.
Let's try something new.
State gender
Share a video you find interesting but you don't have anyone to share it with. It can be anything.
I'll start,
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYnbCRrZn54
>>33285533was he a rooster or so?
>>33285520it was less fear or discomfort and more that i was puzzled and giving you an answer wouldn't sate my curiosity as to why those questions were being asked. you still never gave me a good answer but i can tell you're fishing for something you're not telling me. i'm twenty, and idk how long i'll be gone, at least a handful of days. i can extend it if i feel like it and i have a whole week off work.
>>33285534Bitch gotta wash her feet
>>33285360Are you that 20 year old with the 49 year old coworker or whatever
Why does every fucking cocksucker under the sun have to point out when Iโm pissed out
>>33285534f
https://youtu.be/2jadB4mfTqk?si=ULsjxxIku6zfRcpW
i just want to be loved heterosexually
>>33285541never posted about anything like that
>>33285545Yeah, I am. Fuck off
>>33285544You seem tense anon
>>33285547*Bites lip* Hey bro
>>33285546Watching girls do and enjoy girly stuff is so cute
>>33285534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XrlMpwEuM
>>33285553its very pretty and so much work went into it, imagine someone putting in that much work just for your veil, makes me wonder what the rest of the wedding was like
>>33285555What do you want yours to be like
>>33285550What part of fuck off do you people not understand?
>>33285558Someone's on their period
i don't like weddings because the bride commits mass infidelity at the bachelorette party.
>>33285551Yeah, I am. Good for you. Grow up and learn to regulate your own emotions
>>33285557I actually donโt think it makes any sense to put that much effort and resources into a wedding, so basically just a simple family celebration. But itโs fascinating and aesthetically pleasing to observe the spectacle, care and craftsmanship.
>>33285523i like one during trying times
>>33285560https://nypost.com/2023/05/20/70-of-people-cheat-at-bachelor-or-bachelorette-parties/?dicbo=v2-SzDYSh4
also posting this here, massive blackpill this place needs an /r9k/ styled nutkick sometimes
>>33285534>I just want to sleep and do nothing You and me both Misato babe
>>33285560Iโve been to three bacheloretteโs parties and it was just nice dinner with the girls. You know weird people anon.
>>33285534M
https://youtu.be/AyIOZSR08zQ&t=18
Quite relaxing to just watch this guy draw and listen to very asmr-like pencil scratching noises. Also I respect the hours he put in daily for this even if I'm not an artist myself
>>33285480M, i got time free so I'm exploring the city outskirts, the ends of the sprawl. There are some things and places I'm gonna miss even when I'm gone from here. Also gotta clean and organize all my shit, pack more into a storage locker, and prepare for a couple day trips hiking through the hot sun next week/weekend. Take my cat and me to get some fresh air somewhere at one of the parks. Get coffee at new places. Maybe shoot. Single guy stuff, I guess.
>>33285566Oh, I see you donโt actually know any people, you just fall for rage bait based on new yorker whores.
>>33285546Damn this is incredible work
>>33285554Rave to the grave mate
>>33285563Thats pretty ironic of you to say since the fact you donโt regulate yours is probably why people keep pointing it out to you.
How do people regularly drink and maintain a diet? I always end up drinking too many calories, and then eating too many calories afterwards
>>33285578By not being a fat fuck
>>33285578Some people are just wired differently.
>>33285578Eat no meals until the nighttime, that's how.
>>33285578you are not doing enough to stay in shape when you are not drinking.
>>33285579Iโm not fat I just get ravenous while Iโm drunk
>>33285581Personally attacked kek
>>33285584Gluttony is a mindset
>>33285573https://nypost.com/2025/01/12/lifestyle/male-stripper-reveals-crazy-cheating-trend-for-brides-every-single-one/
I hate the fact that you expect me to be autistic enough to engage with your post.
>>33285583Try to regulate your emotions like a grown up instead of lashing out. It is not a cute look.
>>33285581I only ate a salad and an apple then got drunk and ate half a pizza
>>33285588>nypost>nypost>asking the demographic of the most entitled and self centered cunts with no sense of personal responsibility >asking NY strippers as if those are a reliable source to tell how all bachelorette parties everywhere go since only the ones that would cheat even hire a stripper and people in NY are all mentally ill jews anyways lol anon
>>33285588>People who hire gay strippers are degeneratesWow
>>33285588These dudes always lie, but there is something truth to it.
>>33285489For real, he crashed out because he dyed his hair wrong and turned into a ginger
>>33285578F
My metabolism has always been crazy fast. I can practically eat whatever I want and not gain weight
>>33285595Meanwhile sophie got turned into an obese grandma and managed to handle that with grace and poise, he should take her as his role model for not being a navel gazing self obsessed vain faggot.
>>33285591he was in australia, you're just a marriage-hopeful who doesn't want to be demoralized.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYhjgjVvRfY
>>33285596Youโre lucky. I thankfully at least have a pretty normal metabolism but Iโm pretty sort so my maintenance is pretty low.
>>33285598Still, asking STRIPPERS how those parties goes is crazy work, lol. Only trashy people hire or see strippers to begin with. Thats like saying 99% of zoomers watch furry porn by asking the people on a furry porn website.
>>33285597Yeah, howl is kind of a bitch
>>33285495Me too...
>>33285389>RealI knew you'd understand
>>33285600Yeah well, who else do I ask let's be real? There's no regular attendee of bachelorette parties that's saying "yup, this is what always happens at every party". these faggy himbos are going to these parties way more than the average person. no sir don't like it.
>>33285589Leave me alone please
>>33285602every bride has a special even before the wedding with her female friends and family
90% of those just go for a nice dinner or maybe a spa day and thats it
stop forming your opinions based on retarded rage bait unless you enjoy being blackpilled and mad for absolutely no reason, lol
>>33285578Usually with hard liquor. Its gonna be tough to have a six pack if you drink a six pack.
>>33285596M
Same wanna have kids
>>33285601Oh. Not howl tho. Somebody else.
Time for pizza at midnight
grant
md5: a71dad61de0df55a05ab57c305fb4c32
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Anyone try those honey packs or been with someone who has?
>>33285534>Share a video you find interestingWarning: nightmare fuel
https://youtu.be/QIxNih0bvlA?si=b1IhaLk-jSvsDw3G
This nutter has a bit of a rep in my region...
>>33285578Vodka, drugs and meds, living in walkable places, smoking, caffeine and barely eating most days is how they do it.
>>33285608Sounds awesome kek
Wish I could've done the same
>>33285609What on earth is this lol
>>33285601>knew you'd understandUnfortunately ):
femanons have you ever kissed a man a liked it? The taste of his cherry chapstick?
>>33285596I'm the opposite, I have 1.7K calories and end up gaining 3 pounds from it.
>>33285604I physically can't trust another human unless they are blackpilled on at least one (1) topic. Doesn't even have to be this topic of bachelorette parties, if you're not blackpilled about one topic minimum, you're basic.
>>33285611>vodka, drugs, walking, smoking, caffeine, barely eating Bro just described my life ffs
>>33285618Yeah, there is some things worth being blackpilled about. Bachelorette parties is not one of them. You can dump your gf if she starts wanting to hire a stripper for hers but if you were unable to tell that she is that trashy long before getting engaged, thats kinda on you.
>>33285609Junkie here do not do these
>>33285613Grant Harding, licensed pharmacist in 3 states, is a youtuber that focuses on medicine and occasionally tries sketchy gas station products like rhino boner pills and royal honey. Items known to contain sildenafil and/or tadalafil aka the active ingredients in many cures to erectile dysfunction.
>>33285622>JunkieYour cardio vascular system was already compromised before using the honey packs
Women, you walk outside in the street and you see a man (male) whats your first reaction?
Men and Women, do you think sex should happen before or after the first "i love you"s ?
Women if you saw a man would you kill yourself
>>33285628obviously after, now fuck off
>>33285615He wears cherry chapstick?
>>33285628M
After what kind of question is this
>>33285629if the man was you, then yes
>>33285627but what if he's tying his shoelace or something?
>>33285634Coming to your house as we speak
>>33285631>now fuck offwhy are you so rude?
>>33285635shoving an mk14 up his bumhole and go ballistic
>>33285620>if you were unable to tell that she is that trashy long before getting engaged, thats kinda on you.Unfair, women literally try their hardest to not be caught. Even if she's a good person she might have a toxic/trashy friend that she actively listens to and follows her bad advice. It's not like 4chan where dudes are obviously retarded to one another. That one toxic friend will always be peer pressuring and giving plausible deniability for weird things and generally causing chaos for the sake of it. I've met at least 5 girls like this.
>>33285638he deserves it for trying to rage bait the thread 24/7
>>33285636am waiting
>>33285644I'm outside your window
I'm outside your door
>>33283704Let me test yours out so I can see if I am.
Women do you have a nice bod
>>33285642Again, birds of a feather. Ofc someones friends say a lot about them. Thats why you have to be good at people reading. No whore will be able to pull off the wholesome larp at all times for years with zero slipping and all her friends doing the same too.
>met at least Birds of a feather once again
>>33285644>heHe is me. How in gods name is that rage bait?? Thats such a normal question
Girls I'm ready to stop playing (video) games and settle down now, will you accept me?
>>33285650Is that why you're so angry all the time
>>33285649No, itโs a loaded question where he will samefag as a femanon and say after and then pile on her for being a disgusting slut. Itโs so cringe and boring.
>>33285652I am not angry?
>>33285653you retards will let anything trigger you huh. Stop being so angsty about everything jeeez louise
>>33285651I settled down and play video games. You can do both
women did your bf make you orgasm today?
>>33285648>Thats why you have to be good at people reading.So what, just take responsibility? Seems rough just having to gamble all the time just to not be alone.
>>33285661Does your wife watch from the doorway with crossed arms and a disdainful scowl
There's a birthday boy todayyyyy
Do you know him?
>>33285665He looked like THAT at 16????
>>33285663Thats part and parcel of wanting to spend your life with another person. Thats why you are supposed to find someone you grew up with and that is from the same area and social circle as you, since then you will already know what kind of person they are and wether they come from a respectable or trashy family and their whole bloodline has been peer reviewed by the people around you for generations. Ofc it is a gamble if you try to merge your family with some random pussy you matches with on tinder, lol.
women would you date a man who say things sometimes?
>>33285664No. We play together a lot of the time
>>33285670What do you play
>>33285661I don't mean games games, I mean games
>>33285659:(
>>33285673ZAMN!!! But fr wtf was wrong with my testosterone growing up
>>33285668I refuse to believe marriage is better than dating, for men. Better for women, maybe .Can't imagine a better outcome for like, a daughter, than a happy marriage.
>>33285675That's. Like. Your opinion, man.
>>33285677Yeah? I'm not the CEO of bad takes, though I do put in unpaid overtime.
>>33285674didnt jerk off enough to big tiddy bitches
Do they have food in Africa
Damn I have NO e n e m i e s
>>33285667Mark has always been hot jawline having boy.
His hair is also getting really nice and looong.
Women:
Do you hate when men try to kiss you on the first date?
Has there ever been a guy you didn't want to kiss on the first date, but wanted a second date with still?
Damn I have NO e n e m i e s
Femanons, how would you feel if a guy didn't text you after you came back from a really fun date (from your perspective) together?
>>33285682I was a gooner before it was cool
>>33285680No, you donโt.
>>33285686I would hate it, luckily Iโve dated guys that didnโt try that
>>33285692Shit man I ain't complaining
>>33285696Hehehehe yeah real funny smarmy cunt
>>33285605It was a bottle of wine
is there a rule on green /soc/ that says images have to be you, i want to post topless women and vent about my existentialism.
>>33285685>Mark has always been hot jawline having boyRulebreaker back on her shotacon shizz
>>33285690Idk never happened to me, would be odd but hopefully he text the day after
Men, have you ever had to lock in so you didn't give your girl the ick?
>>33285703I'm being facetious, he's 5 years older than me lel.
>>33285699Sounds like you need a taste
>>33285701Switch to hard liquor, preferably vodka and soda water.
>>33285710Have you considered choking to death on your snark?
>>33285707Nah fuck that, if she doesn't like me she can leave
Pretty sure I was crying at one point the night I met my ex lol
>>33285708Would you sleep with 16yo him tho if it was legal
When is it too late to become a fuckboy
>>33285715>actually respondedA r-rawr to you too ha...
>>33285672Aaah you mean board games
>>33285714Very negative attitude you should change that. You'll feel better.
>>33285717No. That's mean. Just smooch his sweet forehead and tuck him into bed.
>>33285707I'm pissed social media knows all of my fagmaxxing gigachad gimmicks.... All but one.
>>33285721Nah, enjoy dying alone
>>33285730I think you're in that position buddy not me
>>33285712Iโll make an effort to do that no matter how much I want moscato
Women do you prefer cuddles over sex?
I HATE women when they so something disrespectful to me. Otherwise I find them to be quite amicable.
>>33285739I can appreciate intimacy in sex and cuddles.
>>33285734>moscatoJesus christ, I bet you drink sweet moscato too.
No wonder you end up drinking too many calories.
Since you're a foid you can consider vodka cranberries.
mean women are worse than tummy aches.
Women I'm jiggling my penis a little
>>33285746Are those statements really mutually exclusive
>>33285733With your attitude? I highly doubt it. No one likes a smug self righteous faggot
>>33285742But pink Moscato is so good though T-T
If I was a man, would I not be allowed to drink vodka cranberries?
Women why don't you start writing opinion pieces for your local newspaper?
>>33285749Bitches love me
>>33285753Nice cope. Theyโll grow tired of you very fast
>>33285751Nta but fruity vodkas and shit are the only alcohol I find palatable. Sometimes I mix plain with sodas or flavored seltzers.
>>33285752Writing? For newspapers? Those still kicking the can down the road? I just babble here.
>image limit inboundNext Thread
>>33285758>>33285758>>33285758
>>33285761And yet youโre posting at me constantly in fucking Atoga, you cancer riddled faggot
>>33285757I do that sometimes too. Itโs just I donโt live super close to a liquor store so Iโm usually getting it from a gas station. Wine is just the more accessible option.
>>33285751>If I was a man, would I not be allowed to drink vodka cranberriesYou'd be allowed to but its heavily gay coded
>>33285764I'm constantly with these bitches
>>33285751Also forgot to say that you can have a glass or 2 but dont drink the whole fucking bottle, jesus.
>>33285767nta but damn, you sound like an ex of mine
>>33285769What about screwdrivers? If I drink that as a woman am I lesbian coded?
>>33285775Nah screwdrivers can be enjoyed by anyone.
Man, woman, or tranny.
Alcoholic or newbie.
Doesn't matter.
I wouldn't date a woman that drinks whiskey. Too masculine.
>>33285774> you can have a glass or 2 but dont drink the whole fucking bottle, jesus.I drank the whole bottle. I kind of have a headache now.
> but damn, you sound like an ex of mineMaybe Iโm your future girlfriend. Maybe you have a type.
>>33285778Good
>>33285779I would date a girly drink man and do a table trade if they gender swap us. I'll take a sour or a stout.
>>33285786Don't tempt me like that, I will let you ruin my life and I will make you worse by the end of it
>>33285800That sounds like a good deal on my part
>>33285805Alright, you can have that bottle of wine.
We'll get drunk, fall in love hard and fast with a passion neither of us have felt before. Then we'll grow fiercely codependent and be unable to spend more than an hour apart from each other without a tinge of pain. Only to have it all fall apart because of something stupid.
Where you at
>>33285820That sounds horrible. I live in the Midwest
>>33285848Where are you at?
>>33285861Ew. Probably for the best to be honest
>>33285868>EwDamn didn't have to hit me with that OTL
but yeah it probably is for the best
Takopi's Original Sin finally got an anime adaptation. 10/10 manga would recommend. Nice and short.
It's the first anime with an actual trigger warning.
Why do I want to creampie a crossdressing femboy so badly?
>>33283831Also exhibanon is a virgin take it with a grain of salt.
You need to be communicative in what you're looking for, that you aren't looking for sex, or a hookup or a fwb you want a long term relationship. And you need to be on the look out for them wanting that, and if they are looking for that just block them.
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