Thread 33283374

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Thread Question: Do you think the RPG roles of dps, tank, and healer are gendered? Which do you prefer to play, and why?

When can I be a woman too? Sick of being male.

>>33283374 (OP)
I wish women played RPG or were into fantasy in general. I understand why they wouldn't be though, it's very sexualised and that might be off-putting

>>33283374 (OP)
No
>>33283389
I know literally scores of women who routinely play fantasy RPGs

where do i meet clingy gf

How do I get an actual boyfriend

Plap

State gender
Do you go clubbing?

>>33283393
Saran wrap convention

>>33283396
f
no

>>33283384
You can't. I'm sorry, them's the rules. Literally git gud.

>>33283384
Life's like an older video game, if you chose this difficulty setting you are stuck with it until the end

>>33283394
Go outside and meet people

Probably the worst start to a thread ever.

>>33283374 (OP)
>Thread Question
Like the good old /biofem/
They also had a rule against debatefagging

>>33283396
M
Lol based Liverpool
Yeah I had periods in the past where I used to go a lot with some friends, but not so much these days, haven't been out in months

>>33283396
>Anglo Saxons are dysgenic
And water is wet

How do I find a girl who reads books and wants to cook together

>>33283409
>They also had a rule against debatefagging
Why women don't like debaits?

>>33283410
do you even have one single male friend? and by that I don‘t mean someone you hang out with because he is there too

>>33283409
>/biofem/
What?

>>33283396
british women are so slag it's unreal

>>33283358
>the war
iran is doing fucking nothing in retaliation, israel and US are trying to do media damage control about the effectiveness of the missions, there are many videos of trump personally actively servicing the cocks of mossad members. so basically nothing new.

chances are high that it was all just a show of force to try and loosen up iran's posture, remains to be seen if it works. the trump admin has also been manipulating the media, being purposefully controversial every couple of weeks to a. draw visibly to him taking stances that are popular, though legally questionable (at times [often ridiculously; as if birthright citizenship is a good thing]) b. overwhelm the media so they can't build a narrative around his presidency; instead news people are just showing trump tackling issues people care about. it's honestly pretty majestic to watch, he's really come out swinging on this second term

>>33283396
F
No

>>33283374 (OP)
Imagine you‘re f, married with kids. One day hubby shows up and asks you what about you‘re curious sexually, and want for the future in that direction. You say „I‘m fine, thanks“ as menopause is about to hit.
Then hubby tells you that he‘d like so sexually develop and get some more experiences. Ideally with you, but if not…

How you‘d react?

>>33283396
God I hate women

>>33283422
I'd slaughter him and the kids

Women, Is it a problem to have no dating experience in your mid 20s?

>>33283418
And that's so fucking hot, I'd love to bring one home for a quickie

>>33283425
Of course it's a problem
For you anyways

Off work early, do I
Nap
Golf
Lift
Daytime drinking even tho i have a thing tonight
?

>>33283396
Male
Not since i was 22

>>33283422
ask him what he means by sexually develop

>>33283431
lift

Women, do men struggle to talk to you?

>>33283431
is it a high stakes thing? if so, lift
if not, golf

men
do you believe in free will?

bump, looking for additional thoughts on my situation
>>33283352
>>33283352

>>33283438
doesn‘t seem like it

>>33283440
Depends on what you mean. I think everything is ordained by God, but I believe we still make real choices.

>>33283425
it’s not for me I am happy:3

>>33283440
Yeah, to a paralyzing degree

>>33283396
AI you idiots

>>33283443
how can you make choices if everything is ordained?

>>33283396
No. I am the club.

>>33283441
Man if you really like her the bad stuff wouldn't matter

>>33283415
I don't have any friends anon...
>>33283415
They're not all kek, this video is very cherrypicked, I'm sure you'd find some girls the same in Russia

>>33283440
Free will is not real and it's pretty easy to prove, you can't even really control your own brain 24/7

Women, how would you feel if your country was taken over and you were assigned a husband by your conquerors?

>>33283374 (OP)
Me now, lol.

>>33283448
>all the writing is coherent and consistent
I don‘t think so dummy

>>33283439
Na, just monthly halo nite wit da boys.
Only way to get the felliws with kids together is to plan it out

>>33283440
Yes

>>33283440
Yeah. We are driven by too many random electrical impulses and tiny events and knife-edge instability to say seriously that anything is predetermined. We are as stochastic as most things in the universe, being that we are operated by squishy cells, jiggly molecules, random jolts, and our dubious cognitive decision process.

>>33283457
probably would cut off his dick and balls when he sleeps and let him bleed out

>>33283449
Ultimately I'd say we can't fully comprehend it with our human minds, but I believe God knows every choice we'll ever make, and works that into his plan. It's not possible to make a choice that God didn't account for, even if he doesn't approve of it, and he will use every choice ultimately for the good of those who love him, even if they result in bad consequences more immediately.

>>33283374 (OP)
The sissification spectrum:
>a beefy boy who deals melee damage, while taking hits like a champ
Fighter/Warrior/Strength is for chads
>a less beefy boy/tomboy who deals melee/ranged damage, but is too weak/afraid to take hits, so they try to dodge them
Rogue/Thief/Dexterity is for regular men and tomboys
>an even less beefy boy/regular girl who deals ranged damage, but is too weak/afraid to even get into melee range
Mage/Sorcerer/Intelligence is for regular women and feminine men
>a cute girl who is not even interested in dealing damage and is more into healing and buffing people to fight for her
Priest/Cleric/Faith is for girly girls

>>33283434
Ehhh I imagine having maybe „other sex“, and stuff involving other people, or me beeing slutty etc. no idea, I just lost interest in that topic at all…

>>33283457
miserable i would hate him and cut off his balls

>>33283467
Retarded nigger

Do women ACTUALLY?

>>33283440
sort of, i don't believe we literally have free will, but our behavior is definitely indeterminable (both to ourselves and others and the behavior of others), which is all free will does anyway, so it effectively exists

>>33283441
i say this here often, but: all relationships are built and forged. can you see yourself going through that process with this person? or not?

>>33283464
Everyone says that but theres no real track record of it in rome, england during the saxon invasion, japan invading china

>>33283465
but that just means god has no power and is basically just a shadow writer

>>33283470
>t. femboy mage

>>33283472
not really, no
there is devices to train your pelvic muscles that give you feedback but those are mainly for during pregnancy to prep for birth

>>33283452
the bad stuff complicates things though, here are my thoughts on them.

after the initial getting to know each other brain dump, what are we supposed to do to get closer? LDR means no physical presence for a while, activities need to be limited to online things of which we don't do the same ones. Agree to do the same one? someone is going to either feel like they're forced into doing something they don't like or be bored. it's not like with friends were the relationship already exists and you can have fun doing anything, there is no relationship yet

>>33283476
He does have power. He's the one who made you, and the one who has ordained your entire life, taking every choice you'll make into account. He knows when you're going to die, and the moment of your death will be the exact time that he ordained. If he wanted you to die sooner or later, then that would happen.

>>33283475
yeah you think they would be dumb enough to not make it look like an ((accident))

>>33283481
good for him I guess

>>33283476
God the cause of causes, his power rests in making things happen, not making specific things happen (although specific things happen because of him)

>>33283440
M, yes I do; even if a lot of our behaviour and thinking is subconsciously influenced, you ultimately still always have a choice
>>33283469
>cut off his balls
You'd be doing me a favour desu
>>33283457
She's like
>babe please this is not the time for your "epic freestyle karaoke" you learned on YouTube, my whole family is here
>>33283451
What's your entry fee, 10 bucks?>>33283472
This reminds me of those rowing machine LCD games we used to play after praccy in highschool

>>33283396
m
no im too ugly, short, and broke for it. i get made fun of and shit-talked about in hr-controlled environments, so i know anything recreational will be 100x more cruel and 1000x more isolating. 20000000x potency suicide fuel

>>33283417
A dead r9k general for biowomen, it was quite good for some time

Girls, do you think it's evil for a guy to want to have a threesome with twin sisters?

>>33283487
>too ugly, short, and broke
You should try going to a rave, everyone is accepted
Tbh most clubs are very chill too unless it's some lame snobby place

>>33283480
i'm nta but are you not interested in her activities?
if she asked you to do something with her, would you feel like they're forcing you to do something? some people like experiencing new things or watching other people be passionate/knowledgeable about things they don't know. this is extremely basic compatibility stuff.

>>33283480
Sounds like it isn't meant to be

>>33283467
That checks out

Why do so many men want to be incels?

>>33283493
i've thought about it, but i'm sure i'd end up tripping in the back alone. parties, clubs, raves, etc were probably not meant for me and that's okay

Women will you trust me? I think you can trust me

>>33283499
Good women are very rare

>>33283499
Incels are the most powerful people in the world.

Men,

Gen Z Boss in a mini, Itty Bitty Titties and a Bob, or Five Foot Three and a Attitude?

Girls, wanna walk me to my trugg?

>Popular rich boy from my highschool is now working at Black Rock
What the helly

>>33283505
I thought the five foot three girl was cute.

>>33283505
I think I remember the 3rd one of those being the best.
But it's funny that now even normies are like "get me out of modern society, I can't take it anymore"

>>33283505
I'll be honest, i thought all the girls in that video were cute. Is there something wrong with me

I want to be loved

>>33283508
maybe time to text him

>>33283512
I do too.
I also want to be useful for anything but I'm trying to make peace with being an insufferable loser.

>>33283500
Well don't knock it til you try it anyway man
One reason I used to go clubbing a lot is cause I could just let go, reinvent myself, be accepted and have fun with people, it was an escape from my mundane day to day life
>>33283508
Bro fell off jk

>>33283494
well that's one of the problems I mentioned right, she doesn't really have activities or passions. she basically works, plays with her cat, watches youtube, and scrolls various 'content' sites. There are things she's interested in but when I've asked about them her interest is usually very surface level, for example if she said she was interested in kayaking, her experience would be going out once with a friend 2 years ago and enjoying it, that's it.

>>33283499
M
Misery loves company
>>33283440
Yeah, and society would collapse if we pretended otherwise.
>>33283512
Don't we all? But you have to make yourself worthy of romantic love.

>>33283518
>make yourself worthy
Of course

Women, where on your cycle are you?

Women what must i do?

Women what nasty sex shit have you done requested by a bf?

>>33283522
Ladies, be careful. This is spreadsheet anon!

>>33283505
5'3 and an attitude, gen z boss was too tall

>>33283522
I just finished my period what part is that?

that's IT
I'm taking a holiday in Cambodia

>>33283522
should have gotten my period today but not happening yet

>>33283499
Not that we want to be, it's just the natural byproduct of being an unlikeable loser

>>33283524
pegging

>>33283532
Bro she looks like 10 wtf

>>33283534
Shut up, fuck boy.

>>33283532
wtf is this pedo shit

>>33283532
Nigga this aint even funny

*main character yapping noises*

>>33283532
Where you’ll do what you’re told! Where the slums got so much soul!

>>33283532
Oh my God PEDOPHILIA???she's like 2?? Where are her parents?

>>33283441
if you guys are long-distance but have no overlapping hobbies... what do you even do together right now?

I had some friends in a LDR but they were playing games and watching tv shows together in discord every fucking day for months before flying out to meet each other. After 2 years she finally found a job in his city and moved in with him. Before that they were literally on opposite ends of the American mainland.

But like if you aren't motivating each other, you aren't physically attracted to her, and you don't really do anything together... what's the point? Do you have common goals?

>>33283541
>almost a wizard
>"fuck boy"
Sure thing buddy lol

>>33283544
Literally me fr

Which genre of asian has the biggest tiddies?

>>33283551
that aint it chief

Some of you may remember me because I posted about an infection the other day. Well, it's basically getting better on its own, but the doctor's office responded to my message about it, and now they want me to make an appointment. I don't think I need one now and I'm embarrassed that I even brought it up. They told me to call and make an appointment and I'm thinking I just won't. It's really inconvenient to go to the doctor and I think I'm fine.

>>33283552
Korean because surgery

>>33283548
Blah blah blah, go fuck yourself.
Maybe tell the next milf that lets you snort off her tits your troubles.

>>33283508
The pretty boys from my high school are all doing great. They weren't the most popular but they hung out with the top Chads.

>>33283534
Molly the redpill nurse
she lets herself get nearly fucked on three separate occasions by men she doesn't even know the name of just because they're tall and handsome, meanwhile Melvin risks his life for her on multiple occasions and she can't even stay committed

>>33283517
she probably needs help coming out of her shell then, sounds like she has a lot of stuff she wants to do but doesn't. would probably improve if she were in an environment that encouraged her to do stuff, she kinda just sounds like a depressed lump.
nobody is gonna be able to make this choice for ya anon, you have to decide if it's worth it to put in that effort to try and make things work. personally, seems all of the things you're complaining are pretty transient, and all the important stuff are fairly immutable

>>33283554
I don’t remember you, no, fuck off

>>33283554
>>33283544

>>33283547
that's exactly my concern. We've just talked so far over the past week about who we are, what we do, and what we want. We seem compatible but I don't see the path forward

>>33283532
Hey, we only like female pedos ITT

>>33283554
Bro it's a doctor
Even if it is nothing it won't be the most pointless case they see that day

>>33283561
brb going to throw up

>>33283542
>>33283540
>>33283543
reminder the women who cry about this are only jealous it didn't happen to them

Ok now I sufficiently hate women and men

>>33283564
>copulating
lol

>>33283559
>seems all of the things you're complaining are pretty transient, and all the important stuff are fairly immutable
I agree, and it's a big factor on why I'm unsure what to do

Women, are you attracted to the average man?

>>33283552
naturals? I think it's Indonesia or something. Japan is also starting to climb up there because of a heavily westernised diet.

>>33283575
Nope.
I can cope myself into being attracted to almost anyone but I think I've been attracted to like one guy on a serious level.

Men if a woman gets a shorter haircut does it draw more attention to her feminine features?

I'm starting to accept that maybe being a 26 year old kissless virgin might have done some damage to me
How do you fix someone like this?

>>33283374 (OP)
Femanons: Nap or plap?

>>33283584
Apparently you don’t. You have to do it all yourself because you were born with a dick and not a pussy

>>33283564
guarantee she was molested as a child and developed this predilection out of a fear of men + a desire to "reclaim control of her sexuality".

Should I buy Luigi's Mansion 2 or the Link's Awakening remake for my Switch 2? Those games are both on sale.

>>33283592
>buying a switch 2
sad!

>>33283584
nah, chances are highest that it was the damage that made you a 26 year old kissless virgin
either way it needs fixing. start by figuring out what damaged you, then start addressing that. could be with a therapist, could be with a chatbot. might be best to use a chatbot as a soft entry into therapy, and then eventually branch off to actual therapy.

>>33283582
Hell no, long hair -is- a feminine feature, one of the ultimate feminine features

>>33283558
Kek, RIP Melvin
>>33283556
That was a one off yonks ago, I haven't talked to her in months
My life honestly sucks anon. I should've just agreed to date my ex again as soon as she offered but it was so unexpected I was trying to process things and make the right decision. Well desu I'm confident she can find somebody much better and more compatible so ultimately it was the right decision I think. I just feel horrendous, all I do is hurt people. Do me a favour and put me out of my misery lol
My housemates are gonna get home soon and stay up partying and I'm really not in the mood, think I'm just gonna go to bed
>>33283582
It can do yeah, I really like short hair personally

Is sleeping with hooker is a redflag in women eyes?

>>33283592
Luigi's mansion 2 is not as good as 1 or 3. I'd say go with link's awakening if you haven't played it

Women.
How you handle guys you're not attracted to who respectfully approach you?

I just want a (white) pc gaming GF who I can have sex with. is that really too much to ask for?

>>33283594
>woman rejects you
>another one does
>and another
>develop 'loser' stink, now all women get the ick instinctively just being in your presence; snowball effect begins where you're made an outcast because you're an outcast
"just fix yourself bro"

>>33283593
I don't even have a Switch so every Switch game is a launch game for me. I'm excited to dig in.

>>33283594
>health is really bad and has continuosly gotten worse since my late teens
>worsening health makes me hate my appearance and avoid women completely
>avoiding sex and relationships has probably accelerated my health problems tenfold
I don't therapy would help me anyway

>>33283601
Yes unless you broaden the parameters to include GF (males)

>>33283601
White women are so last decade. We into latinas now bro

>>33283594
Therapists are worthless

@femanons
What do girls think roughhousing, dominating and play wrestling their bf (or gf)?

>>33283601
Did you meant a gf who spend ton of money in mobile gacha games, amarite?

>>33283608
This.
Retards need to stop spamming this meme when Tom Cruise exposed it as a pseudoscience 20 years ago.

>>33283613
You are a strong argument for eugenics

>>33283609
I like it, but my boyfriend is really picky and is only interested if I can put up an actual fight.
We've been going to the gym together but he's twice my size so I'm never going to be able to actually "dominate" him naturally.

>>33283613
Bro is obsessed with Tom looney Cruise lmao
Yes, let's trust the guy whose daughter won't even speak to him kek on mental healthcare

>>33283600
Some of us are so ugly that we don't have to...

>>33283614
Show me one person that fixed his life thanks to therapy.
>>33283617
>wig wearing bitchboy thinks he can judge TC
Didn't you go to therapy? It didn't help much, huh?

Gender
Would you pass this class?

>>33283584
You've probably been deprived of two things: a positive relationship with society, and motivation to integrate into, work for, serve, and succeed in that society.
You have to decide for yourself how much you want to find alternative ways to serve or how much you want to compete to get what satisfies you personally.

>>33283616
>but my boyfriend is really picky and is only interested if I can put up an actual fight.
26M and I'm in the same boat except I wanna be dominated. When I was a wee lad I saw Gina Carano choke a reporter than caress him on her legs as he recovered, now as an adult I'm a submissive man

>>33283602
That is basically how normie (primate) society is intended to work, it's called the social hierarchy. Everyone gets an introduction to it in childhood and teenage years.
You fight, overcome, beat them down and crown yourself on top of it (eg with money and strength), or you can reject the society. Or both.

>>33283625
26m
you're a faggot bro

>>33283394
Through interests and hobbies.

>>33283629
Fellas, is it gay to want to be loved by a woman?

>>33283616
Learn to do it like old women, dominate him sexually by being impossible to resist or say no to

>>33283623
Where such classes is being given, in USA?

>>33283635
if exshittanon is defending your post then it's absolutely fucking gay

>>33283623
30 M
I've never been on a date with a woman on any level
I'd drop this shit

>>33283637
That's boring though, he already wants to fuck me and can't keep his hands off of me.

>>33283622
It was more like counselling but it honestly did help at the time
>>33283623
M, I'd just stay up all night doing the reflection paper lol
Or I would just make up a fake date, not like the prof could prove it

>>33283600
never happened in my life

>>33283623
I also like how the prof doesn't even acknowledge that not everyone would be able to find another student at the school willing to go on a date with them. Normies live in another world

>>33283626
humanity turned its back on "law of the jungle" mating dynamics because it caused us to spend 40,000 years never progressing beyond the stone ages because we were too busy clubbing each other to death over breeding rights. as soon as we invented socially-enforced monogamy where every man could expect a stable partner, society and culture flourished. It's no coincidence that as we have backslid into apelike promiscuity that society is beginning to fall apart.

>>33283467
It's a trope
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuysSmashGirlsShoot

>>33283600
I lie and say I'm infertile

>>33283650
>linking tvtropes

to both

would you leave your partner if you were trying for children and discovered they were infertile (they didn't know)

Men what if a woman wanted to start going hunting with you and living off of that meat for at least a quarter of the year?

>>33283656
I want to drink alcohol

>>33283652
>hey sweetheart lemme get your number
>FUCK YOU MUH BABYMAKER'S BUSTED
kek

>>33283656
F
No, but I non negotiable want biological children. He'd have to be ok with me having one via donor.
And id adopt some as well. But I definitely want kids

>>33283655
A site as old as 4chan

>>33283623
M
Couldn't imagine trying to find a girl at my school to go on a date with

>>33283467
I disagree

>>33283647
Yeah, I mean that's true. It's actually impressive how fast it's unraveling, we've only been doing this for a few decades and things are going down like a plane with both engines out.

Women, what is ypur opinion on sweaty balls?

>>33283656
M, no ofc not, there are other methods to have a kid
I wouldn't leave them either way
>>33283657
I'd go hunting but I'd be dubious eating roadkill kek

>>33283657
Seems like an easy way to get sick of venison.

>>33283656
Having kids is for betas.

>>33283666
repulsive

>>33283670
why‘s that?

>>33283659
I didn't say it works but I always panic and just lie to try and make them less attracted to me

>>33283664
Guess what class women play the most?
https://youtu.be/tbCMda1wJPU

>>33283672
Death ends in eternal dreamless sleep and there are infinite universes anyway.

Only the alpha versions of you get to die after smoking DMT, dropping acid, and ripping a blunt after a lifetime of being as offensive as possible.

I mean, that's how I'm going.

I’m hungry, what should I eat?

>>33283681
obviously
so would you say your dad is a loser?

Women, should I start taking synthetic opioids?

>>33283687
sure
>>33283684
synthetic opioids

>>33283686
Bro, do you live here?

You know you can go to college right? You're not gonna find a gf here.

How do you feel seeing billionaires younger than you?

What kinda plans do you have with your boyfriend this weekend, femanons?

>>33283693
Genuinely don’t care, they’re a different species of human

>>33283384
We can double your x chromosome and make a female body and then rapidly age it to your current age. Then we transfer your consciousness to it

>>33283692
why would I want a gf? are you calling me a homo? what else you got mr as offensive as possible

>gf pushes me tο become friends with her bestie
>start being more friendly, share snacks, poke fun, etc
>gf jokes that her bestie is my "second girlfriend"
>bestie gets drunk and leans on me during a house party
>gf becomes suicidal with jealousy
Why are women like this

>>33283693
what about tax fraud????

>>33283693
F
I would like to just manage to be middle class but it's not going well
>>33283694
We're killing each other with knives

we need more

>>33283693
not my problem

You are not immune to boipucci.

>>33283693
Indifferent.

>>33283698
r u dumb? she wanted to use you to make her friend jealous my making her have a crush on you but being unattainable because you are hers and then you fumbled her set up by getting touchy

>>33283656
f, of course not, but *i* want a baby *IN* me. he'd have to be okay finding a sperm donor or something.

>>33283701
more what?
>>33283704
bet

>>33283704
Pretty sure I am.

GYATT damn

>>33283707
Would you let me fill your unprotected defenseless womb with my cum while you're ovulating and your bf watches?

>>33283710
put your pants back on whore

>>33283711
cmere a minute. i want to show u something

>>33283696
transfer your consciousness to THESE NUTZ

>>33283697
Well, how about this...

Nothing you will ever do for the remainder of your life will come within 1:100,000,000th of what I can produce from half a second of thought.

You're so inferior that you're relegated to non-sequeters intended to elicit frustration after a minimum amount of feigned sincerity.

And they don't even work.

They just give me the opportunity to remember how pathetic you are.

The saddest part is you're so inauthentic as a boy that the only satisfaction to be derived from the situation is the delusional belief that my typing out this response has wasted my time or energy.

That's it.

That's all you can do to hurt me.

And it doesnt even work

Your worst insult to me is tricking me into talking to you.

>>33283715
*non-sequiturs

there is a smiley sweet blonde fit 49 yo at my workplace and got damn she is doing something to my dick that I didn't think was possible
how dο I cure my hag lust?

>>33283712
1. Men can’t be whores
3. My hog gotta breathe

>>33283713
Put the toy away, sweety. Daddy's balls need milked.

Is it weird that I don't feel much about women in a sexual or romantic way? I think I'm retarded.

>>33283718
>cure my hag lust?
Hag thrust.

>>33283715
oh really? What if I told you that I directly lowered the quality of your qualia and I would do it again just to tease you and the worst part about it is that you would like it
take that

>>33283693
I d g a f
Comparison is the thief of joy

>>33283718
I hate women over 30 who try to flirt with me
Fuck off worthless pedo hag i don't want to be your sugar baby

>>33283718
Tell her you have hag lust and demand sex

>>33283723
you're probably depressed man

>>33283734
I don't feel depressed? How do I know.

>>33283736
Because you’re here

>>33283738
Is that a serious indicator?

I want a companion, someone to be familiar with and to mutually support each other as well as raise children together, but I don't think I really have the emotions for "love". Is this viable to ask out of someone?

>>33283714
You'll never get to make that joke again

>>33283743
y not? what will you do about it?

>>33283657
I don't want that chicken skin condition so no thank you

>>33283725
Wait, are you some cute phil-undergraduate?

Now hold on, we can work this out... over dinner.

Is it unreasonable for me to expect much attention for now or is he losing feelings?
>long distance but met irl
>he started a full-time job
>he has extreme fatigue from medication (slept 12 hours a day while unemployed)
>he is around family constantly when not at work, his parents always have people over
>says he loves and misses me even when I tell him he can be honest and break up, but he isn't as passionate as when we were first separated
He responds to me on his way to work, 2-3 times while at work, when off, and before bed. But it is never for more than 10 minutes at a time when we'd talk for an hour per night before.
Am I being nuts? We are closer to reuniting than not. Or is he turned off by my love? I haven't gotten uglier, if anything I'm more attractive than before he left. He was also very sexually attracted to me back then.
I also work full-time but always make time for him because he is the light of my life. Granted I live alone and am an insomniac.

I just feel so unloved. But I want to be understanding.

Women
If your talking to a guy and it's obvious that he likes you, but he doesn't ask you out, how does it make you feel? Do you begin to resent him?

>>33283750
cute maybe, phil undergrad, no
more like, hm, how do I put this
>dinner
and by dinner you mean acid I suppose huh

>>33283751
Likely thinking about blowing his brains out at work all day

>>33283751
I can tell that he wants you badly

>>33283745
You'll never find an opportunity to say you'll transfer someone's consciousness to your balls

>>33283761
says who? I can start using that as an insult at all time

women is it safe to creampie during period sex?

Men, would you like it if for ash wednesday you got an ash goth fem kissy lipstick mark instead?

>>33283758
He says it's okay for now, I think he enjoys the change of pace. He is generally less suicidal than when we met.
>>33283759
Maybe. I give him a chance to leave me almost every week and he hasn't taken it yet so perhaps I just need to accept he likes me.

>>33283771
Please leave.

>>33283771
no fem goths would be able to give me any kissy lipstick marks after I plapped them into a pancake on pancake day

>>33283771
youre too old for me

>>33283774
>>33283751
After reassuring me today he didn't have a huge reaction to a photo I sent of me in a tight dress, too. Could he find me repulsive and that was a mistake to send it? Or is he less horny because of being tired? Or has he had too much of me and I should start avoiding him?

>>33283756
Bro... are you... about to pretend to be a girl?

You're gonna pull the Ole "If I suck his dick then he's gay" trick?

Risky

But if you are a hot science chick, hey, you don't want none of this.

Trust me.

>>33283771
If it was from you, no

>>33283784
It sounds like you aren't happy in this relationship

>>33283786
why not? you think I can‘t handle the big nothing? I was born from it, it has nothing on me
besides, you already are a dad, stop playing

>>33283784
>photo I sent of me in a tight dress, too
i just did this with my bf and he could barely contain himself

>>33283771
yes!

>>33283790
This freak of nature is a parent?

>>33283796
not for you

I want to apologize for being ugly but I'm also angry with everyone who denies it. And then they say things like I'm hard to draw. It's mean

>>33283797
What?

>>33283798
oh god no, it was so peaceful without you

do lesbian women still ovulate?

>>33283790
Are you having an aneurism?

I know some of you guys are new here, but being the disturbingly evil and incomprehensible incel sex-pest is already my gimmick, so you need to stop swagger jacking and come up with something else.

>>33283799
close your eyes

>>33283805
no, I can swallow just fine
why would you say that?

Pray for my health please

What's a good name for a rabbit?

>>33283809
God bless you.

>>33283374 (OP)
is it imposible to find a gf in 2k25?

>>33283810
rabbi

>>33283789
Doesn't matter, I need a more normal perspective.
I am built wrong so I'm never happy in a relationship unless I am getting 24/7 validation and my partner does exactly what I want them to do and never interacts with anyone but me. That's nuts and abusive, I need directions on what is correct.
>>33283792
He usually reacts like that, I sent it after he sent his goodnight message at 10pm when his day started at 5am so maybe that's it.
He only started this week so it's too early for an affair to form.

>>33283807
Ah I see.

>>33283812
sorry we're all lesbians

t. moid hands

how difficult would it be to find a bf that is really really into giving oral? like uniquely enthusiastic about it and very aroused by it

>>33283812
be in places you can meet women
talk to them
if there's a vibe, ask them out

wow that's so hard

>>33283815
>I see
bruh I just told you to close your eyes

>>33283817
pretty easy

>>33283817
I'm not sure, it seems like a fair few dudes are grossed out by it.

>>33283818
i tried and it didn't work

>>33283818
Nta but this is the most vague shitty normie advice lol
"If there's a vibe" what is this supposed to mean

>>33283819
God bless you. I am awake.

>>33283826
no that won‘t do
it‘s your bed time now

>>33283825
>"If there's a vibe" what is this supposed to mea
iykyk

>>33283820
>>33283823
how can i sort of subtly bring it up? i'm looking for a long term relationship but have no sexual experience, so i'd like to date for a while before having sex. i don't really want to get attached to someone who isn't compatible with me sexually, but bringing it up too early seems like it could be weird

>>33283828
Yes, it is.

>>33283556
It's 9pm and my housemates are still out so I think I'm just gonna go to bed before they get home and drag me into their dumb partying
Don't much feel like eating anything for dinner either
Don't envy my life lol, it sucks

>>33283623
Do academics really think they're gonna get me interested in dating by forcing me to date a girl?
This is like when those faggots ruined my interest in books by making me read the scarlet letter

>>33283833
gn bro

My aura debt is too great. I am rizzless and shambolic. Go on without me, my sigma brethren.

>>33283832
you feel very sleepy now, your head feels so heavy, your whole body wants to sink deeper into the comfort of your bed, you feel like a stone that has been sitting in the forest for thousands of years, shhhh

>>33283838
Lol

>>33283838
>top five aura death moments

>>33283810
Hasenpfeffer

>>33283771
>If for [religious ceremony] would you prefer [goth activity]
YES

>>33283840
Ok

>>33283846
violence is an artificial construct

>>33283831
Try to let the conversation happen naturally, I suppose. There's no real timeline on when sex is brought up in dating, just wait for a moment when things are getting heated with flirting, and find the right moment to imply it.

>>33283849
thanks, noted

>>33283838
>goon without me
Never, brother. Never.

>>33283847
Ok? So what?

>>33283856
*smacks you up the head*

>>33283838
Bad karma bros gotta stick together
>>33283835
Goodnight/afternoon to you too anon <3 hoping I don't wake up kek
Ex wants to call but I said we can tomorrow. Dreading it lol

>>33283771
Yes. I... thinks so.

>>33283850
Exhibanon is a 30yo KHHV.

>>33283831
On date 2 hit him up wit
>hey big dawg, you best be down wit da ol natty lickaroo at least 3 times a day, no reciprocation, oh btw i know I need this despite never having done it

>>33283657
She's gonna have to teach me to hunt.

>>33283862
huh, i had assumed he had a bodycount of 300 and a string of ex-gfs who desperately want him back

>>33283656
I don't want children, so this is perfect.

you guys are no fun, peace out

>>33283864
that's such a good idea!
but "need" is a strong word. more like i suspect this is very important to me

>>33283835
Also I don't understand why my old highschool friends want to go on a camping trip and my old college friends want to do a BBQ? Don't they realise I live halfway across the country now? We have nothing in common anymore. These people just message me out of pity, and probably to feel superior when I'm around. I wish they would just leave me alone to rot. I'm considering just paying my share upfront and then ghosting them all again

Do women like men having thick thighs and butts as much as the other way around?

>>33283878
they want to include you because they love you, and probably enjoy being around you

>>33283876
sorry, I was having a bit of a moment

>>33283440
Either the universe is entirely deterministic in which case my will is not free,
or there exists some fundamental randomness, in which case I'm not sure it's meaningful to speak of will.

>>33283883
Why are you apologizing? You do you

My cat is sick and they can't figure out what's wrong with him
Much as death don't bother me I still don't want to lose my little fluffy lad, make me feel better

>>33283885
reminds me of a Grimes tweet: if free will doesn't exist, I'll be glad, because it means God programmed me to love you

>>33283889
God himself planted the sickness in your cat to kill him as punishment for your sins

>>33283465
God is keeping the fabric of reality from collapsing, the extensive level of degenerate sinning, murder, rape, etc. It's attempting to fuck reality beyond any saving. We are lucky that god can keep it together for the most part, but you need to do your part too.

>>33283889
Wish I could help, praying and wishing the best for your cat <3 I hope he recovers

sex

is it weird me and my gf don’t speak when either one of us on vacation? granted we don’t usually text besides plans either. last time i went away for 5 days and we had one phone call. now she’s gone for a week and we facetimed once

Oh they're making a game I like into a movie

>>33283896
No, that sounds healthy, secure connection

>>33283882
It just feels like they feel more obliged to at this point, and
>probably enjoy being around you
I highly doubt this lol. I'm not who I used to be, we've drifted apart. They're all normal and happy and I'm the nutcase "friend"
Thanks for being kind anyway anon <3 Gonna try to sleep

>>33283896
yes, but even weirder that you don't go on vacation together

>>33283898
Tumult the movie is happening??

I don't like women 2bh

>>33283898
A halflife MOVIE?

>>33283898
nekoparachads we won...

>>33283898
What would a Sims movie even look like?

Hello goyim. Are you enjoying the ai slop being generated by Veo3? I hope so, there is so much more to come.

>>33283902
it’s still a relatively fresh relationship and the trips have been with family. at first i felt like i ‘had’ to contact her but it’s been fine like this

I feel like being fake on here today.

>>33283917
Whatever that means

>>33283886
what is your diagnosis?

>>33283898
Elden ring?

>>33283917
same, whats up with that

early access hell passes just dropped

Nooo keep guessing :)

>>33283919
>>33283923
I feel like being fake.

>>33283930
Don’t ever you me again weirdo bitch

Do NOT eat raw red onions at 3am while on 5+ days nofap.

>>33283932
Idgi

>>33283920
I have no idea what you’re talking about. You got the wrong guy

>>33283929
Phasmophobia

>>33283936
neither do I

How do I stop being jealous of rich people, especially Americans. I bet I'd be much better off too if I was born into the land of the free instead of Europe. Only there can a engineer get millions in VC money...

>>33283898
Oh they’re making a game I like into a movie :(

>>33283944
>because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires

>>33283933
Red onions give me a headache.

>>33283896
Seems normal to me.

>>33283896
seems fine to me, no need to hang off each other every day

>>33283944
you're so fucking lame kys

Women think of a penis right now.
Who's penis did you think of?

>>33283963
>his

>>33283951
Weak vril. NGMI

>>33283950
I wish I was exploited in America I'd be rich as fuck

>>33283959
I know

sometimes I wish written words could sing a melody

>>33283890
>reminds me of
It's not like mine was the only post not believing in free will.
>I'll be glad, because it means God programmed me to love you
I don't get it. Why would you be more glad for that than if you loved someone out of free will?

>>33283966
?

>>33283975
Isn't this what poetry is for?

State gender: if you had been on that plane [on 9/11] with your kids, would it have gone down that way?

>>33283976
nta but it‘s meant to say that she and whoever she meant were meant to be, destined to be, soulmates, not just a random choice but a deliberate divine decision

>>33283983
in theory
or sheet music
but it‘s not the same
i wish you could write with words the melodies you hear in your head and that others could heard it too when they read it

>>33283984
what kids?

>>33283984
Hell no. I would ask them if I could join and then subhanallah I would be in heaven with 72 virgins

>>33283984
f, ofc I would like to think it would not have but realistically what could one do, feels like impotent rage fueled by the tiniest bit of hope
I‘d have tried anyways, nothing to lose

>>33283985
sounds like she's coping because she had a kid with a retard

>>33283978
nono

>>33283984
M
Yes, because they obviously didn't tell the passengers they were going to crash the plane and up to that point hijackers usually had other plans so resistance would have seemed more risky at that point.

Is it depression that causes me take hours to finish a meal?

>Women are better at kissing and eating pussy
Why should men even bother?

>>33284003
Not necessarily. I'm a super slow eater too and I get easily distracted.

I think I have early onset erectile dysfunction

>>33284005
Scottie scgeffler will always be a better golfer but I still have a good time

>>33284005
That's only because girls don't want guys practicing

>>33283984
F
Nah I'm not Mark Wahlberg

PlaP

>>33284005
kissing girls is nice, very soft, gentle, tender, sweet but kissing a man awakens something ancient in me, so it will always win

>>33283984
Those guys all should've bumrushed and died to kill those towelheads so at least some of them could've survived or diverted the plane. But that's easier said than done.

>>33283771
Goth men, would you kissy femanon foreheads for ash wednesday?
Femanons would you like a goth forehead kiss for ash wednesday?

I feel very sick like there is something stuck right behind my throat that I can't push down

>>33284021
what's your question

>>33284023
What is thsi

>>33284028
u ovaweight

>>33284028
You need to deepthroat a penis approximately the exact size as my own

>>33284029
No
>>33284032
And if I yack on it what then

tfw no nerdy gf who plays crpgs on youtube

>>33284035
>And if I yack on it what then
Sounds like your problem.

>>33283989
Excessively lazy. Learn to sing, or play an instrument, instead of wishing for nonsense. You live in an age of ubiquitous audio recording and playback devices.

>>33284038
You will have throw up on your penis

yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh

>>33283985
I see.

Women please dont cheat on me. I hurt easily okay?

>>33284035
I would call you a good girl and mutter affirmations as I continue to sodomize you. Hypothetically

>>33284042
?

>>33284042
https://youtu.be/1p79WQtWLxc

Men who refuse to date onlyfans models who make only solo content are just insecure. I get if she is fucking other men, but solo content? Just say you're insecure.

>>33284049
>refuse to date
Like I ever had a chance

Men who refuse to date pornstars are just insecure. I get if she fucks other men in here free time, but for work? Just say you're insecure.

f26
>play mmorpg
>guild raid
>one of our guys isnt showing up
>guildie asks a friend to fill in
>friend is coming with us and guildie warns "He sounds like your stepdad when he grabs the belt"
>friend joins discord
>deepest male voice I have ever heard
desu kinda sexy
>instantly I hear some guys in guild make their voices deeper
>one does his best doomguy impression, and sounds stupid, promptly ignored by new guy
>laugh
>guild guys get mildly upset when I call them out
>laugh again

I know I make my voice higher when I am around a guy I have a crush on, but whats up with this?

>>33284049
Very occasionally it occurs to me that if my ex and I had stayed together there's a non zero possibility that we'd be doing onlyfans now.

>>33283374 (OP)
M
I play tank and healer in dungeons
I play dps in raids
I prefer tanking and healing in small group content, but in big long drawn out fights, I like dps better.

>>33284057
Woman joins all male hobby group and all the men become simps. Are you sheltered or intentionally braindead? This is a constant of humanity

>>33283374 (OP)
Why are femanons who post in these threads always so horny?
How come they just don't finger themself?

In order to maintain my sanity, I must believe either that women hate men, or that women don't exist. I'm not sure which is the better option.

>>33284057
men deepen their voice to match their peers

Listen up fags. I'm about tο save you years of pain, regret, and wondering "what if."

I've been where you are. Anxious, lazy, getting pushed around, making excuses. I thought I was broken. But I realized I was just living lies that society fed me.

Here are the lessons that will change your outlook on life.

1, You're not lazy but poisoned.

Stop calling yourself lazy. You're probably sleep-deprived, eating garbage, never moving your body, and wondering why you have no energy. Fix your health, and discipline becomes automatic. Your body is a machine fuel it right and it will run for miles.

2. Nobody is thinking about you (and that's a good thing)

I used to think everyone noticed my failures. But no, people are too busy worrying about their own problems to judge yours. That embarrassing thing you did when you were in high school? You're lucky if they even remember who you are. No one care's except your true friends and families.

3. Perfectionism is holding you back.

"I'm not ready yet." "I need to learn more first." "What if I fail?" Congratulations you've discovered the perfectionist's trap. The only cure is to start before you're ready. Messy action beats perfect inaction every single time. Progress is progress no matter how small.

4. Your fears aren't real. Anxiety is a liar.

I spent years convinced terrible things would happen. Guess how many of them became true? Zero. Your brain evolved to keep you alive in the wilderness, not thrive in modern life. Question every anxious thought but don't believe it. You are not living in the primitive world anymore.

>>33283396
Male
"People" who go to clubs are subhuman.

My knuckles are getting stronger
Or I’m acclimating to the pain

>>33284057
A lot of men either make their voices sound manlier or more babyish when women get near in order to impress them or make them feel more comfortable.

>>33284065
This some shit that an out of touch middle class guy writes after he loses 60 pounds and girls start noticing him.

I wish my voice was even a tiny bit deep

>>33284005
Just better than you

>>33284065
>You're not lazy but poisoned.
I can assure you that I'm extremely lazy.

>>33284074
Deep voices are overrated

>>33284074
Don’t let some dumb moid hands retard bitch with zero life experience demoralize you, my manager has voice cracks for days and he has high tier rizz.

>>33283396
M
No.

>>33284074
My own clone. I literally sound like a 12 year old.

>>33283499
Gay in the water

>>33283486
>What's your entry fee, 10 bucks?
Was this rizz or an insult?

My summer summer boy...

>>33284057
He mogged the others and they got jealous. I've been accused of using a voice changer in games too lol #deepvoiceproblems

>>33284082
People should not be demoralised about the way their voice sounds, since obviously a whole lot of other things matter in terms of mate appeal, but there is a tendency for deeper voices to be more popular with women and more respected by men. This is why you can notice when men want to assert status, they tend to lower their voices - both when interacting with other men and when trying to appeal to women.
In the same sense, higher pitched female voices tend to be more popular among men. When women are attracted to someone they inadvertently raise the pitch of their voices.

>>33284096
He's calling you a cheap whore.

>>33284096
Yes.

testing

>>33284101
Neat

I wish I had a gf with a man voice.

>>33284113
Have you tried /soc/? Lots of gfs with man voices at your disposal there.

>>33284115
Isn't that just a man...

>>33284117
That depends on your definitions.

A man with a sexy voice haunts my dreams

>>33284118
I don't think other men like me anyways.

>>33284123
Can't be me then.

>>33283944
Because it isn't going to happen
Concern yourself with what you can control and you will enjoy life more

>>33284088
Bro literally, i still sound like a teenager. I think that might be a reason why people think im younger than i am

>>33284049
>Having the most basic standards makes you insecure
Found the slut who has poen out there and is trying to justify it as not being a big deal

>>33284099
>tfw voice is moderately deep but I spent all of my younger years speaking from my nasal register so if I want to actually use my proper voice that is actually deep it's a constant mental battle to not revert
Any chance I could just do daily exercises with it to make it feel less of a chore?

>>33284049
The majority of men on the internet who claim they would never date OF models would never have the chance to date an OF model in the first place. It's like a man saying he'd never buy a Bugatti or a private island.

But being a "good woman" gets you no where if you're not beautiful. I work, I don't have sex, I don't post on social media let alone porn or OF, I don't go out drinking and smoking and dancing, I go to gym every day, I do hobbies, I eat right, I dress nice. It doesn't do anything. If men hate you they hate you and nothing you do will change that

>>33284156
Moid hands + standards too high + false self image + chronically online

>>33284156
That's why ugly women learn to suck dick.

Don't piss and shit everywhere, play the meta.

>>33283374 (OP)
girls, would it be weird to be asked by your boyfriend for fapping material ?

we do have sex but I'm wondering if I can ask for stuff since she's the only thing turning me on

>>33284156
>;_; I don't have a bf
>no I don't go outside ew only sluts do that

>>33284158
How am I supposed to learn to suck dick if no one wants to date me
>>33284161
>I go to the gym every day
>I do hobbies

>>33284146
That's implying OF models are particularly pretty
They aren't

>>33284156
contrary to popular opinion, there is very little evidence that looks matter when it comes to the question of being partnered. most people are monogamous, and the supply of stacies is limited.

>>33284159
>she's the only thing turning me on
If you tell her this the chances will skyrocket. It’s a normal thing to ask anyways

Why does my apartment get hotter as the day goes on? Shouldn't it get cooler in the evenings?

>>33284165
Pretty enough to be well outside the league of the average guy posting on the internet that he wouldn't date OF girls.

>>33284156
For 25 years women have shunned men for asking women out.
This is the end result.

>>33284162
do you have weird hobbies that only old people do

>>33284170
closed windows + computer generating heat?

>>33284162
Get a dildo. A dildo won't slap you if you throw up on it.

You know, the first girl I followed on my twitter porn smurf account was a Japanese girl with like 50 followers. Her entire feed was just her practicing sucking on dildos. She'd post upwards of three videos a day. That bitch tasted the rainbow, she had so many dildos it was unreal. Probably why I wasn't shocked by JH's dildo count. Her voracity for those dildos was incredible, like she had a g-spot in her throat or something. Hers is probably the account I'm the most sad to have seen deleted of all the accounts I ever followed.

Is it weird to think of exercise as socially acceptable self harm? I don’t care about my health or looks, the pain is cathartic

>>33284174
NTA but I think the "asking out" part is a bit of a meme. Data shows that most people are dating people whom they've been friends with for quite some time rather than complete strangers. I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't any different in the past.
The fact that people are forced to ask out complete strangers (either IRL or on dating apps) is a symptom of the actual issue: both men and women are more socially isolated than in the past. They partake in fewer in-person activities, have fewer friends, etc.
This is also why the personality trait extraversion is a better predictor of people being partnered than objective looks (in a sense of a third party rating them). Relationships only seem to form when people spend time with each other and the anonymity of modernity is not conducive of that.

>>33284176
I have my game console going. Still crazy that it would cause that much heat.

>>33284186
I think exercising for any other reason than health and looks is weird, everyone I met like that was mentally ill

>>33284174
I can kind of see women's point, the few times women have tried to ask me out have all been fucking disasters.

>>33284186
I do think that there is a primordial component to ritual self-harm, where people intuit their suffering is a tribute to the universe that is going to reward them. Exercise, dieting, but also phenomena like the nofap movement also fall into that category of a quasi-religious asceticism.

Either gender, do you do well with prolonged eye contact?

>>33284201
M
No, not at all.

>>33284194
>mentally ill
Yup. So I guess I can just half-lie and say it’s my training for Muay Thai
>>33284198
Has nothing to do with that. Being hurt feels good, draws me out of my emotional hurt and into my body. I don’t want a reward

>>33284186
>pain
If you feel pain while exercising that means you're doing it wrong

>>33284205
Kill yourself, you exercise as a vanity project. No one loves you

>>33284210
>No one loves you
You do.

>>33284203
>Has nothing to do with that.
Maybe not for you, but I'm fairly certain it has a lot to do with that for others.

>Being hurt feels good, draws me out of my emotional hurt and into my body.
It's a distraction then?

>>33284170
Something about the insulation maybe

>>33284183
This would’ve been hotter if she was a clown

>>33284175
No
>>33284188
I agree. I even have a decent friend group but that hasn't helped

>>33284214
Doubt it, idk who you are, just some random faggot with an ego
>>33284217
>Maybe not for you
So you just wanted to prattle on about nonsense to sound Very Smart, cool

>>33284201
I don't know what "do well" means in this context. So I guess not?

>>33284183
Calling your porn account your Smurf is crazy work. Gamer brainrot runs deep

>>33284186
Nah that’s fine, David goggins made a living off of it

>>33284225
Eh, it's either "smurf" or "burner"

>>33284223
>So you just wanted to prattle on about nonsense
I don't think it's nonsense at all. It makes a lot of sense.

>>33284183
>a dildo won't slap you if you throw up on it
I've been puked on before and I've never felt like slapping a girl over it.

>>33284231
Its relation to my post was irrelevant. You are Very Smart, ok? Are you satisfied?

>>33284201
Absolutely not.
I’ve been practicing with videos but I always break after like 3 seconds

>>33284222
>I agree. I even have a decent friend group but that hasn't helped
Maybe they don't want to bother you or are a bit worried about making things awkward? After all, if you're not the most social type of person, others might pick up on it and assume you're not the type of person who wants to be hooked up.

we are so back

>>33284201
Fuark she's so hot totally my type. Why can all women look like that

I wonder why a slight overbite is cute on women.
Does it make them less threatening?
I don't really know, just that it is that way.

Opinions?

>>33284201
M
I’m lowkey a freak for it but I don’t want to weird other people out so I ease up on it

>>33284201
Yeah, but I don't watch those gifs or webms full focus first time bc I always expect a screamer.

>>33284186
Painis weakness leaving the body, stop being a bitch

>>33284234
>Its relation to my post was irrelevant.
It was an honest attempt to engage with your post; no need to feel intimidated. But let's leave it at that, it doesn't look like this conversation is going anywhere.

>>33284236
I think just don't know any single guys

>>33284201
M
I have never had eye contact with me made by a woman in like-- 2 decades yeah, a bit less maybe, anyway if I ever did see a woman staring at me I'd stare back and treat it like a staring contest, just not blink and stare back all the way without blinking.

>>33284237
why

>>33284201
M

I usually hear hateful classical music and sneer until she looks away

>>33284247
>intimidated
Fuck you autistic sped nigger

>>33284248
And a lot of single guys don't know any single girls.

Women whats your biggest weakness?

>>33284253
why not

>>33284238
I watched Sky High when I was 5 and she was the first woman I ever had a crush on.

>>33284205
Hey there's this thing called cardio, look it up

>>33284183
What an incredibly low IQ person.
Imagine if that shit somehow bursts and you got that choking you from the inside.
Like WTF.

>>33284183
wtf how
where did it go

Bros, you haven't truly fapped until you've mastered the timing of taking your hand off just after it's too late to stop yourself from cooming and relax everything to just let it build... agonizingly slowly... over 20-30 seconds. It ends in a "sharp" climaxing feeling in the tip of your dick that I want you all to feel : )

>>33284269
Gross

>>33284256
NTA
Your existence in this thread is a net negative.

>>33284265
Wait the girl from sky high is the thot from scott pilgrim?? how did i never notice this

>>33284265
Man, I need naturally mid femcel gf in baggy clothes so bad

>>33284267
Skill issue, sounds like your head game is weak.

>>33284274
Not him, but... how do you not know Mary Elizabeth Winstead...?

>>33284273
Nice neg

skibbidi rizz
my fetish is jizz
but your balls can't tempt me
balls should look craven
yes, should be shaven
but yours are too damn hairy
>>33284239

what i have learned from this thread is everything but being fat is cute on women
i can post about the mole on my ass and some fucker will thirst over it

>>33284276
Luckily, as a man I don't have to force a meter long balloon down any orifice.

>>33284269
Thats just called edging bro. Glad you discovered it and are happy with the results though.

gender
do you like hoodies? i personally hate how they look, but they are comfortable

>>33284274
Because she was pure in Sky High.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo&list=RDTSKizLRFbTo&start_radio=1

>>33284280
Even worse, you have no empathy or ability to understand what it takes for a woman to give good head. You need to get pegged.

>>33284279
i have a mole fetish… )/?/-)/$3::&;&:&/!:8//&jsabsga

>>33284283
I hate them but I have to wear them so my gf can smell me while she wears mine.

Cmon please tell me. You can trust me >>33284260

>>33284283
M
I used to have a grey Korn hoodie in school.
But I don't really wear such heavy weighted clothes anymore.

>>33284286
lmao

>>33284279
>everything but being fat is cute on women
Kinda, but there still are certain attractive aspects, you know.

>>33284287
...?

>>33284286
>>33284280
what the fuck is this conversation

>>33284290
Me.
It is me.
I am women's biggest weakness.

M or F
Do you ever read the Newspaper?

>>33284283
F
Not really. I have very thick hair so it doesn’t mix well

>>33284292
SUCCABLE MOLE NOSER

>>33284292
omg golden mole???? good post, AMAZING 09post even. Bless you.

>>33284295
I haven't read a newspaper in over a decade

>>33284295
Do women walk like that on purpose or is that something that just comes naturally to them?

>>33284292
Where are mole maxxing femcels at

>>33284295
M
when I’m xtremely bored

>>33284295
F
We have a local paper, it’s very bad and charming

>>33284283
M
I liked them when I was younger. I do agree they are comfy but I don't typically wear them any more.

Either gender, do you like going barefoot?
Do you wear slippers in the house or just barefoot?

GENDER
DO YOU HAVE IRIDESCENT MOLES

>>33284295
M
No, I get my news from /pol/ and xitter.

>>33284309
Brilliant strategy, I commend him.

>>33284309
i have a giant bony potrusion almost ripping through th eskin on my right foot so i go barefoot when i can

>>33284313
sounds ouchy

>>33284309
M
In home I'm usually barefoot and wearing toe spacers. Sometimes I'll have socks on.
>>33284310
I have 2 on my neck that look like a vampire bite.

>>33284309
Horrible AIsloppa

>>33284309
M
Lol no.
I wear slippers at home, of course.

>>33284315
it is but i coild probably give a woman a foot job

>>33284316
badass moles

>>33284309
F
Yes.
At home I’m barefoot or socks

Are there any women with a penis fetish?

>>33284290
every woman's biggest weakness is accountability

>>33284309
M
I typically wear these.

>>33284317
>AI
You're retarded

>>33284317
Oh jesus I see it now, its not as obvious as it used to be. They're slowly improving.

Women if your bf was going to run into a burning building to save 3 kids, would you stop him?

as a smrt person who is very think good i look at what ai slop people make and try not to look like that, because thats what the terminally online coomers are into

>>33284328
Embarrassing

>>33284330
It's pretty darn obvious anon are you blind? Does the background make sense? Where are the shadows? Why doesn't she blink? What's that necklace? Her hair doesn't follow physics, why is it so thick?

Most obvious AI ever

>>33284332
You certainly write like a chatbot from 2007.

>>33284333
>are you blind?
I was too focused on her tummy and feet

>>33284330
>>33284317
>>33284333
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fnr3hluxs8o
This guy made this type of content over 2 years ago, it's not AI

>>33284309
M. Yes, as much as possible.

>>33284283
M. Yes, they're comfy and I think they look great.

>>33284336
I respect the hustle, damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB8_M28J3so

>>33284259
What can we do

>>33284331
Now the firefighters have to save 4 people, your bf just put the kids in more danger

>>33284309
Here's the original video
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sJOCqxH8g-A

>>33284309
Gyatt damn. That’s a woman.

>>33284336
What a fucking freak.

But his gf is incredibly hot.

Either gender
Do you like snow?

Moids complain about high body count and then orbit and pass around the same 5 stacies

>>33284349
Gyatt damn. What phenotype is this?

>if you're unmarried and employed and not a millionaire by 30, life turns an endless cycle of ''wake up, go to work, come home, go to sleep, repeat'' until you die
this has me so depressed its not even funny anymore. it really makes me want to fast forwad trough it.
Gender do you ever get the same feeling?

>>33284340
I don't know. The problem is obviously that even if we as individuals choose to counter-act our self-isolating tendencies, we still have to face the reality that others might not, so the only people inhabiting the outside worlds are all extroverts whom we aren't compatible with. But maybe forcing oneself to spend more time IRL is the only good option. Of course, I say this while being here, so I'm obviously not doing it either.

>>33284349
M
I love how it looks.
I love when little white dots slowly fall outside my window while I am cozy inside.
I love when I am hiking through the mountains and there is completely fresh snow to wade through, because nobody else has been there since it has snowed.

>>33284353
Do you want to be demoralized?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYL-XylC74

>>33284349
Snow is too fucking noisy

>>33284349
M

Absolutely.

>>33284349
M. Yes.

>>33284356
I already am, this shit does nothing for me

>>33284350
I wish I had a sheltered woman who likes animals, sleep, painting, books and so on. She exists, but she still has the yellow 99+ and an even higher body count than vapid fratparty groupie bitch number 4837266282.

>>33284349
M
I love snow.

>>33284349
M
Yes.

>>33284363
Trvke.
Might as well pick the Stacy.

>>33284357
Snow makes the world quieter.

>>33284350
What's wrong with that?

>>33284357
What a weird thing to say.

>>33284350
How it works: 10 women take the tall task of riding the cock carousel, giving 100 men a bodycount of 10, then the other 90 women date them knowing that they have "experience"

>>33284349
M
"Yeah, snow. Can't get enough of it up here. If we could export it, we'd all be rich."

>>33284350
Moids who complain about high body count are typically not the types of moids who are having a lot of sex with stacies, or sex at all.

>>33284370
>>33284372
No anon, snow is noisy. You crush it under your boots, air gets out, it generates a lot of noise asphalt or dirt wouldn't... Stop playing vidya and touch snow

>>33284376
Go outside, asphalt and dirt create noise too.
And dirt most definitely creates way louder noise than snow.
You do not live in reality.

>>33284376
>Stop playing vidya and touch snow

you're wrong but it's also the middle of summer

Anyone else hate that Anatoly gym guy? It was funny at first but this nigga has 100s of videos of him doing the same mop thing.

>>33284379
....
That's insane, I literally live up north. Have you actually touched snow???

https://youtu.be/p38jV-ImitY

yuh yuh yuh.

>>33284381
I don't have particularly strong feelings about him. He was recommended to me a few times on youtube.

>>33284381
>>33284385
This
>Sloptuber
>Not just clicking "Don't recomend"
I do this on all "prank" videos

>>33284381
idek who that is

>>33284381
My new seethe is AI generated youtube videos

>>33284376
>touch snow
Can't, it's summer up here in the north. Have to wait till October at the earliest.

ITS DRINKING TIME

Women, do you enjoy working at your job?

>>33284381
No. I just don't care. Why do you?

>>33284392
If you were actually up north you'd know snow is a lot louder than anything else......

>>33284396
NAG but I would have sex with these women

>>33284396
GENZ BOS AND MIN

>>33284382
I live right next to the fucking Alps.
Your statements are completely insane.

>>33284397
Hatred is the most potent fuel. It is a weapon I harness.

>>33284349
M no I also hate ice, I do like the way the cold winter air stings though.

>>33284376
Anon I think you're autism

>>33284403
You're literally deaf then or filter it out kek

>>33284411
No, as the others have pointed out, you might have some kind of autism.
You are factually the only person in this entire thread who made your claim.
Literally everybody else is disagreeing with you.

>>33284396
>Gen Z
6/10
I don't care that much for how she looks here, in this staged video, but I feel if I saw her on the street, I'd look at her for, like, maybe a second and not have any actual thought about it, but subconciously not think she's ugly
Quite fuckable

>Itty bitty
4/10
Small tits, looks asian, just not into that,pass, sorry.

>5'3
A hard choice because, like, she's Gen Z but cuter, more or less, but I simply am not attracted to womenlets
Pass and double it

>Secret
8/10
Looks tall, cute face, cute teeth, cute glasses, moderate tits, she cute

>New Frank
3/10
I just think she's ugly

>Fake tan
3/10
Goblin

Excuse me Lord, can I please have more suffering? Thank you xoxo

>>33284418
Nobody asked. lmao

>>33284412
They're objectively wrong. Look up any video of someone walking in a snow and it's loud, load up normal walking you don't hear it.

>hot IG chick likes your sexuslly suggestive post
Its the little things in life you know

>>33284420
Sorry you aren't very tall

>>33284423
Good for you

>>33284421
Finnbro...

>>33284422
As I have pointed out in a reply to the snow question, I go hiking in the mountains frequently. In fact, I plan to go hiking this weekend.
Snow is not loud to walk on, it just crunches.

>>33284429
Gunshots aren't loud either, they just go bang....

>>33284354
I try so maybe I'll get there but yea you're not missing out on much

>>33284429
nta
It all depends on the snow.
A moderate amount of snow on a hard surface is loud as hell.
Knee deep snow with just soft powder snow is quite silent, but one with layered harder surfaces makes you loud like a car, and one person leaves a track as wide as a car where they have been.

This thread could talk the properties of snow for years, and nobody would understand exactly what the other person means by talking about snow and the whole thing is redundant.

Its the properties of the snow, not the snow itself.

>>33284436
I wish you the best of luck. Maybe it will work out.

Swing, or nothing will ever happen.

>>33284431
Except gunshots actually are loud.

>Swing
>She dodges
>She swings back
>I'm too tall
>Swing again
>She pulls out a reverse card
>Hit myself in the face
>Fall down
>She rapes me
wow thanks bro

>>33284442
Wow so deep so thought provoking, do thing? Wow

i find myself growing more left-wing the older i get, i think mostly because the world is so clearly not going to 'return to tradition' and a lot of the touchstones of right-wing thinking are therefore dead on arrival. left-wing thinking at least has some semblance of novelty and of trying to make the best of a very lousy situation to it. maybe. idk.

>>33284354
Introvert with extrovert couples are quite common.
They synergize really well when they both are emotionally mature.
The extrovert can get the introvert out of their shell in a reassuring way, while the introvert helps the extrovert recharge his social batteries when it's just the two of them.

>>33284440
Maybe
Most likely not though. I get along better with the people who are less likely to go out

>>33284449
I'm talking about baseball

Bro thought he COOKED lmfaooo

>coworker wears white pants tο work
>is walking up the stairs in front of me
>notice the ass of her pants is basically see through
>know exactly what color her panties are now
Why are women such sluts?

>>33284439
Thank you though I think everyone should know what I meant... You're bound to walk on a that surface all the time during winter

>>33284454
>I get along better with the people who are less likely to go out
And that's the problem, because you're less likely to meet them. Still, trying is the best we can do.

>>33284439
I'm starting to think anon is just fat.

Can we all agree that fake lesbians are the most obnoxious demographic of people in the world? These bitches be sharing straight romance pictures on their timelines then ten seconds later they're ranting about how they hate men and only date women.

>>33284375
They still stalk their socials and jerk off to them exclusively. Never any girls that are objectively mid

>>33284450
I think both the left and the right are wrong on many things. I am politically homeless.

>>33284459
I like panties

>>33284442
I liked this post. I don't know why anons lost their mind.

>>33284459
But, Doctor, he says, I am the based redpilled MGTOW trad chad podcaster..

>>33284468
I'm not too sure about that. The girl next door is a fantasy for men because they seem "attainable". While men obviously like extremely attractive women, men also have an acute awareness of their own limitations and being perceived as "in ones league" can make women seem more attractive.

>>33284463
I was born to lose

My league is my right hand, my left hand is too good for me

>>33283374 (OP)
How do I mentally ignore my friends hot girlfriends? Stray thought I don't want. Is this normal?

>>33284479
>The girl next door
But they're never truly average. Moids have no idea how ugly the average girl is.

>>33284479
>being perceived as "in ones league" can make women seem more attractive
Nta, as a man I agree.
Having a ONS with the hottest actress only sounds really fun in theory. But in reality I imagine I would feel like she'd about to pull out some hidden prank camera, despite me having pretty decent self-esteem overall.
Whereas I still think back to women who were ttracted to me and I was attracted to and to me they were perfect.

>>33283374 (OP)
Healer used to be female only. But since I don’t keep up with the mmo or rpg I don’t know what the majority demographic is for healers. Last time I played FFXIV I went with white mage until I quit. It was my first mmo not counting RuneScape so healer seemed easiest. Played Crystal Chronicles with a tank Clavat about year ago. And if you wanna consider Pokemon I have no real strategy except keep a tab move on each mon. Poison types usually toxic stall, electric spread paralysis, psychic or fairy special damage.

>>33284479
Guys just love plain girls without makeup and who look down to earth

>>33284485
Every neighbour I've had has been cute except for one

>>33284481
And yet there is nothing else, so we might as well try. Or at least you do - which already makes you better than me.

>>33284488
>without makeup
Not really.

>>33284484
Sexual psychology shit probably having to do with your mom as to why you feel bad about finding other women besides your girlfriend attractive

>>33284469
yeah they're both basically meaningless nowadays. i'm american so i'm a de facto liberal, because that is the only thing i can vote for. i'm really just referring to connotations with that distinction. i don't find the appeal of hierarchy or crown and altar very interesting nowadays. there's absolutely nowhere hierarchy can go that isn't a shadow of its former role. i think the possibilities attendant to cooperation / communitarian ideals are still pretty interesting though. it's sort of what everyone's being wedged into anyway.