Angel Pie Hova

Age: 4,005 (early 20's, in human terms)

Species: Demigod/Angel

Candidates for her baby's father: 13

Granddaughter of the mighty ubergod Jeb Hova, Angel Pie lives with her kinfolk in a massive, floating, golden trailer park. She works at El Pulpo Loco, where her bad attitude is tolerated because of her advanced state of pregnancy (which doesn't stop her from guzzling beer and smoking like a chimney). Like all members of the Hova family, she's locked in a vicious, millenia-long feud with the Siffers, which for her mostly takes the form of squabbling with Luci Mae at school.