>>42358093
because our bodies are mortal and frail, because his perfect version of physics and biology has been in a decaying orbit since we fucked up, AND because pharmaceutical companies apparently do not understand that making 5% extra money does not mean anything if the crushing weight of rampant unhealthiness causes the economy to tank by 50%.
do not take heartburn meds, kids. Just live with it. The fine print doesn't even cover all that it'll do to you. also eat apples