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Study Up Edition
There's ongoing discussion about whether or not Filly Thread should go back to having humanized/EqG alongside regular little ponies, thus ending the schism between Filly Thread and /jdb/. Please answer this poll to decide the filly future! https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVxExPZv
Previous Thread:
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>>42326137 (OP)Death unto /jdb/, Total Filly Supremacy
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>>42326144Should at least fillypost if you're gonna say stuff like that, silly.
>>42326150My bad, pic didn't upload for some reason
>>42326137 (OP)should probably post this poll in /jdb/ too. i'll take care of that for you so you don't have to go in there, I know you don't like it.
>>42326150are too a chicken
chicken i wanna bgawk with.
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Goodnight filly!
>>42326137 (OP)Do NOT bring these shitskin pedos back here
Filly thread is for fillies, not some >nohooves ayylmaos
>>42326137 (OP)Looks like you're getting your way by a 2:1 margin. Though it'll be interesting to see how that changes over a day or two.
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>>42326557She's learning!
Okay, filly thread, let's settle this
Out of these two, who is the biggest slut?
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>>42327099Neither because fillies don't have sex.
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Brutal.
>>423265463:1 now. guess we're staying separate. oh well.
>>42327478now I can steal anything right in front of her
>>42327928>now I can steal anything right in front of herYou monster! When she figures out how to get that thing off she'll show you what for!
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>>42327928>3:1 now. guess we're staying separate. oh well.At least it's confirmation that the schism happened for a reason, even if both threads are constantly at risk of dying.
>>42327156Fillies can do it with somepony their age
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>>423279705 of the votes are /jdb/spics not wanting the merge, so they are perfectly fine with the segregation.
Just here to say that my Schmoopy is NOT a foalcon.
>There's ongoing discussion about whether or not Filly Thread should go back to having humanized/EqG alongside regular little ponies
Why is this even a discussion? Horsefuckers and ayylmaofuckers are separate in every other instance
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>>42328933There was talk about it last thread, turns out that's all it was! Nothing to worry about unless the poll massively reverses.
>>42328909True, she's a good teacher and all her students adore her platonically.
>>42328978There were plenty of bad actors throughout the years since the separation trying to force the merge, this is the first one to take it a step further
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>>42329014I doubt it's a bad actor situation, I just think we're all autistic and assume our own perspective of things is the way things are. That's why something objective like a poll is handy.
>>42328305why not with stallions? that's nature's way doncha know.
>>42327970>>42328358it's definitely more hooves hating nohooves than vice versa, which is no shock. but I really thought more people remembered, and preferred, the old days.
>>42329014right, right. WE'RE the bad actors.
>>42329019I am fully aware not everyone agrees, I just think we'd all rather have active threads.
But the perspective people are missing is that the threads used to be one and that worked fine, aside from a few shitasses hating on nohooves when they saw it.
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>>42329033>but I really thought more people remembered, and preferred, the old days.I looked back, it's been 3 years. That's a pretty long time for any internet community, long enough for people to settle into new habits.
>>42329045>I just think we'd all rather have active threads.I suspect this conversation will come up again when this thread starts failing to hit autosage, but so long as I enjoy fillyposting I'll do what I can to prevent that.
>>42329070no worries, we checked, and I won't keep harping on it if the people have spoken
not like those striking teachers where i used to live. Like guys, this isn't some mysterious evil rich guy blocking you, this is -the people.- we -voted- for you not to get a raise. you can't just strike and expect us to re-vote or something.
>>42329070>writing on paperJust what is Cheerilee teaching you, Scoots?
>>42329095I think she overheard someone talking about the root of all evil and thought it was a math problem
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>>42329033>right, right. WE'RE the bad actors>oy vey poyim, YOU'RE the problem here, not us posting unwanted garbage itt. Let. Us. In!Your own poll tells as much, Paco. Exactly zero (0) native Filly thread posters voted for your kind's return, and the majority prefers to stay separated, once again being the natives to this thread. The only ones who voted 'Yes' are either crossposting fags or /jdb/rowns who probably want the shitflinging to resume, just like "the old days".
>>42329045>Noo saar, you are le loud minority, we wuz fine!That narrative never worked back then, it won't work now since, once again, the poll shows (You) as that minority, making an inorganic push for merging.
The threads didn't 'work fine', it's just that there was no way of dealing with nohooves fags beside filtering your posts out.
You too would get rightfully angry if someone else was forced into your home, who then locked all doors, hid the keys and started smearing shit across your walls while being smug about it, don't you?
tl;dr fuck off, we're full
>>42329045>that worked fineBut this works better. When you click on a thread you know what you're getting. It's not roulette. I frequent both threads but I think trying to combine them will never work.
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>>42329354>Your own polFor the record, I (the OP who set up the poll) didn't want the merge, it just had more supporters than detractors when it was casually discussed last thread so a poll felt like the right move.
>>42329407Thank you. I think your poll has saved us a lot of wasted arguing.
>>42329415sometimes it is better to just find out what people think, yeah
I still feel like a lot of my side didn't show up to vote, but it's a landslide so it doesn't much matter. now we can get back to willying fillies.
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>>42329546Well the poll will be open for two weeks, if people want to continue to contribute they're free to. In the meantime: cute filly pet pet.
>>42329574>people arguing politely about hooves vs nohooves>meanwhile i'm the only one who feels like we should minimize how often it's a human interacting with ponies just because it feels like it doesn't workthat said, petting pony.. is very cute good times.
>>42329585I want to pet the pony, it is what it is. Some will find it distracting, I do not.
>>42329591It's true. I also want to pet the pony.
I want to pet every pony. It would be crazy to live in Equestria and there's constantly dozens of fillies around you, pushing against each other to get headpats, because you're the only guy with hands.
>>42329045I will hate on nohooves with every post I make if I have to. You combine the thread, you make it more active by getting it shitted-up immediately. Go jerk of the children elsewhere, pedo.
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>tfw thinking about apples
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What do?
>>42330142such a sweet lil appul
>>42330220i almost bought that on gamecube, those were the days. of course I'd buy this and play it with her.
>>42330220>Fillies start calling you Uncle Anon and asking you to buy them stuff because they all know you're a sucker for cuteness
>>42330622It's a dark day when they realize it's that easy
>>42330616She will suck you dry if you're not carefull
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>>42330622If you're a good influence on the foals the stores will sometimes give you stuff for free.
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Poor Scoots.
>>42332135oh man this looked so sad from the thumbnail, but it's really just Scoots is very interested in fishies
>>42332681okay this one is sad.
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>>42332800Yeah, one's just a bit of a gloomy day which can be very comfy! The other is not fun at all. Thankfully, we can give Scoots infinite upsies.
>>42332874it would be impossibly fun to just take her out to the park and shotput her and watch as she goes flying out all WHEEE and then uses her tiny wings to slow her descent enough that she can do maybe one trick before fluttering back down to your arms. last time was an aileron roll. You had to step to your left about six feet to meet her as she came back, but it worked out. this time she's SURE if you throw her right, she can pull off a backflip somersault.
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Foolish filly.
>>42333420AppleJack is mad because she never did learn how ta spell 'the' properly.
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>>42333445Saying such mean things about such a cute filly...
>>42333678she was too busy raisin' a daught- SISTER for any book learnin'!
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Filly seeks new forms of entertainment.
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Filly will go up
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>>42334475That's what I'm sayin'.
>>42326154Why are their hairstyles and outfits the same as if they were adults?
>>42334666Because fan artists are silly.
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>>42326427>pot>kettle>black
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I know what you mean.
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Good on Spike for being helpful, even if he doesn't look excited about it.
>>42336431if scientists could figure out how to replicate the impossible softness, we could create pillows and mattress covers that instantly induce comfort the moment you touch the bed. In fact, people would never leave. so maybe it's for the best they can't seem to crack it, and all we get is a few square inches per filly.
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Fillies are developing bad habits.
>>42337081Their counselor cutiemarks were such a fucking mistake. They were destined for greater things
>>42337090agreed
i think it's pretty pathetic if someone's personal talent is helping other people get personally talented. it's like someone's skill is helping other people billionaires or helping other people fuck really good
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>>42337093I disagree, I think nobody gets truly great at their personal talent alone and some people are uniquely skilled at getting the best out of others. I don't care for the triple-cutie-mark gunk but there's nothing wrong with a pony having that talent inherently. It just wasn't the natural fit for their arcs.
>>42337081LOOK AT HER GO!!
>>42334695and unconfident
>>42336060bored fillies? well I can fix that..
>>42336755Big Mac is a good big brother. and father. Big Brather.
>>42337068a little tipsy Sweetie is okay, but if she gets intoxicated, it's bad..
>>42337093i think your attitude is terrible
the marks suck because they're ugly. and because "being teachers" is clearly not what the CMC are good at, any more than Applejack is honest or Dash is loyal.
But being a teacher or assistant as your special talent is one of the most amazing ones you can have. And people who say otherwise are responsible for everything wrong in society. they keep denigrating certain roles, calling them 'lesser,' calling those "above" them oppressors, and look what happens.
>>42337117i need the music
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Filly needs more sleep, I guess.
When I heard there was a filly massage parlor this is not what I had in mind!
>>42338481That would be so fun.
>>42338481vibrating filliiiiies
one just hops into your lap "Anon look what I can do!"
VRRRRRRR
"I learned it from a cat."
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Do you understand?
>>42338739hoof goes up, hoof goes down
hoof goes up, hoof goes down
>>42339030That's science!
>>42333420Cheerilee, you should know that's called an initial.
>>42339397That doesn't explain the lack of work Apple Bloom turned in. Cheerilee is rightfully disgruntled!
>>42336755I dunno if that’ll hold up in court, but I understand. Carry on then.
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>>42339425Nothing wrong with familial love as long as that's all it is, silly! Based on this artist's other works he's 100% shipping the two but that's beside the point.
I NEED to fiddle a filly, if I don't I will DIE
>>42339527Like... playing violin with a filly?
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>>42339527well ask a filly nicely and sniff her twicely to make sure.
>>42339527The filly is ready to be fiddled with.
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I wonder which filly is the best dancer.
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>>42340518Obviously Fancy-Dancy Magic-Prancy
The filly is being extra slutty today.
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There are the fillies!
>>42341258sweeb are you munching the carpet? that's just a figure of speech.
>>42341262She's trying to find treats.
>>42326137 (OP)This is so damn cute.. Bloomy just wants to draw, Scoots wants the books to be a fort, Sweebs wants them to be a hat. Cheerilee is not concerned if they're listening, she's getting paid either way.
>>42341270What kind of treats do you feed your Sweeb anyway... Does she like donuts?
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>>42341400To be fair, Cheerilee's aware that foals are distractable and would rather reward enthusiasm than worry about making sure the lesson goes perfectly as planned.
>>42341403I feel like she'd really enjoy light foods, both because they feel sophisticated (something she's learned is important from her sister) and because it makes it easier for her to lift up pieces with her magic to eat.
>>42341611whoa i hadn't thought of that
but at the same time, if I get out the bucket of oats.. her snout is going in it, i'm sure.
>>42341631Oh for sure. Nopony's turning down oats.
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Dang, brutal.
Filly almost ran away from the catalog
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>>42342346Fillies can be kinda skittish...
>>42342326
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Sleep well, filly and mom of filly.
>>42342603WAKE UP FILLY ITS TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL!!!
>average filly thread poster
>>42343624Who took Golly's wings?
>>42343647I did.
She was being a bad filly, so I decided it was time for her to be grounded
>>42343624Maybe I'm too much of an optimist, but I'd like to believe most anons wouldn't actually try and fiddle a filly were they in Equestria.
>>42343624>multiple filly gfsanon is a WHORE
>>42342603is that... another even tinier filly inside a terrarium??
oh no it's a frog. i thought the mouth was a closed eye and the cheek was a snoot and the eyes were ears. I see it now.
>>42343935only when she wants it.
'no' should always be a huge fucking turnoff. it's the worst.
>>42343956>anon would go around asking fillies if they want the willyWell, that'll be one heck of a friendship lesson.
>>42343961naw they have to come to him. that is the way of things.
his job is to stand around looking impressive and wafting his pheromones.
>>42343956this
I don't even want to fiddle most of the fillies, just a select few, and even then, I'd rather just cuddle and go on adventures
>>42344207exactly
you cuddle, you go on adventures, you fall in love, you fiddle a liddle.
then when you're sure you are committed, you get horse married and have actual sex. a little fiddle is okay, but you don't break the freshness seal til you bought it.
>>42344445Why did people start doing the little hearts on the hooves?
>>42344449Dunno, geepercent influence maybe?
Though hoof hearts likely predate it as a concept.
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>>42344449Natural simplification of the frog, I suppose
>>42344445dansu pony
>>42344449the question is why isn't it upside down, since that's how hoof frogs are shaped
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Studying's hard, huh?
>>42344788what kinda stuff is in mathematics 3?
>>42344895It's facts like 2 + 1, 1 + 1 + 1, that sort of thing. Apple Bloom is really struggling with it, though.
>>42344899wtf is in arithmetic 1 and 2 if they're still working on that by 3?
why did she do it, bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o9SrBBlnO0
>>42344466yeah it's mostly G5 influence, I still dislike it
>>42345099She's just getting Jackie's goat. and she also really likes strawbs.
>>42345099Strawberries are really tasty to be fair.
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>>42345186lovedrunk filly
>>42345186What does she want? I'm not sure.
>>42345099She's entering a rebellious teenager phase.
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Fillies in hoodies? Dangerous.
>>42345469the funny part is in order for the hoods to actually fit on their noggins and llama necks, they'd have to have these huge retracted hoods hanging down looking like capes, surely draping over one side but turning into a parachute when they run.
>>42345624That would look very silly.
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I know, I want you to get up there too.
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>>42346153Filly goes down
>>42346523Filly is despondent.
>>42346667Thankfully Scoots doesn't spend too much time being sad about not being able to fly, but I'd hug the fuck out of her whenever she did. And pick her up and let her fake fly around town.
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Darn shame that OPs can't bump their own threads.
>>42347230Nevermind I suck cocks.
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>>42347560That image is so cute. Sweetie Belle would have a massive plushie collection, it just adds up.
>>42345186why is this filly so bright?
>>42347573She's a little angel.
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What's got the filly feeling blue?
>>42348202she doesn't love her cutie mark and the ice cream store is out of ice cream
she walked the whole way here. she's very hot.
>>42348252That's monstrous. I'll go grab a couple buckets, ice and rock salt, we're churning some from scratch.
>>42344449Needed a heart somewhere, to replace her missing other one
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Goodnight, filly.
>>42348260where you gettin the cream from? will you cook it very gently in a double boiler with some eggs in it too, or is it more italian style? what flavor are you making?
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Yeah, I know what you mean filly.
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They look a little G1-esque here.
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Here, a full page of fillies. I even didn't eat any crayons while coloring them!
>>42349798Oh these are very good fillies.
Jesus said unless we convert and become like children, we will not enter the kingdom of heaven at all.
>>42349798you are gooood at this. is that really crayon or is it colored pencil?
>>42349931it's true. it's the right mindset to have. the openness to understanding that things are above and beyond you, and that you're safe following them as long as they clearly love you and know what's best.
>>42350467>is that really crayon or is it colored pencil?NTA but that's definitely colored pencil. The wider stripes is just from using the side of the pencil rather than the tip.
>>42350467>>42350475It's mix of crayons and colored pencils, also I sometimes used isopropyl alcohol to smear pigment from pencils on paper to better cover everything with color. And of course black line is by brush with ink.
pic rel is only colored pencils with ink
>>42350745Dang. That's an indepth process, respect to you! I love the way your stuff looks!
>>42350745i had no idea colored P was alcohol-soluble. neato. i was gonna say, it looks very smooth and clean. I've upgraded my digital art lately, and it feels so good.
>>42350772Heh, coloured pee
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Late night reading's a fun activity for some fillies.
>>42351729has anyone ever drawn twi reading under a blanket using her horn to light
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>>42351799A few have, though the ones where she's fully under the blanket aren't her as a filly.
>>42351810beds are so cozy.. i miss being a kid and spending lots of time in them awake.. having to make things interesting. being able to imagine things in my head.
>>42351814You still can do that, silly. There's nothing quite like fantasizing in bed about silly things.
>>42351817nope, my imagination broke, getting into bed nearly kills me, and I fall asleep immediately because of some meds I'm on (which is preferable to how it was before, just waking up constantly, unable to breathe)
>>42351851Aw, well fair enough! I'm sorry to hear.
>>42351814I mean you can also have sex while in bed. Or do you conk out immediately even then?
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It's time to wake up, you silly filly!
>>42352222Ima let you look around at where we are, and guess why that isn't an option for me.
>>42353802>consarnit she's on the apples again>eeyup>but on the other hoof, ah like that she's so devoted ta apples..>eeeeyup.>It's a real pree-dicament, ah tell you what
>>42353881It is possible. Jesus said if a child asks a father for an egg, does the father give him a scorpion? Or if the kid asks for a fish, does the father give him a rock? If earthly fathers know how to give good gifts to their children when they ask, how much more our Heavenly Father?
And in the Bible it says a good and faithful wife is from the Lord
Jesus said ask, and you will receive, seek and you will find, knock and it will be open to you. For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened.
So it is possible, even being here, to ask and to receive being able to find and marry a good wife.
Jesus said if you ask anything in His name, He will do it. And that if you love Him, you will keep His commandments
>>42354170You're doing a false connection there
all good things come from the lord, doesn't mean he'll filter out everything bad. you'll still get tons of that, as long as people have free will and choose to hurt you. and boy have they chosen that.
your SALVATION might be on you as an individual, but to have a pleasant life it's not enough for YOU to be good, everyone around you has to, too. so we gotta remmeber the other promise he made, that we'll suffer in his name. and in my case, alone.
I probably should thank him more often for at least having you guys, but every single place I enjoy online is also being ruined and torn down, so it's only a matter of time.
>>42354220He said persecutions will come, yes. But also that if you ask anything in His name, He will do it. It is easy for Him to do this, despite it looking impossible at the surface. Like how Sarah was past the age of childbearing, but God's promise won out. So too will Jesus' promises win out against impossible things in our life
Do you believe in Jesus? it seems like it from your post but I can't tell exactly
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It's up!!
my wiener i mean heheh...
>>42354310-if he is willing- sure. he won't give you everything you ask for. Sarai wasn't even asking, in fact she laughed in his face when he said he'd do it.
You won't catch me doing that. if a mysterious guy says I'm finding a lady, then I'm gonna listen to...
..Okay for a second there I thought maybe you.. nevermind. Yes anon. my whole dang life. The first 16 years of which were pretty damn good, and the next 11 years of which were disappointing but at least I was okay. it's mainly these last 13 years I can't really figure out the purpose of, but.. meh. Maybe i'm not the guy who gets the family and impresses people with his blessings so they come to the faith. maybe I'm the guy who helps other losers come to the faith because he's down there with them.
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>>42353881You can't reject every woman just because they're not a preadolescent cartoon horse. Maybe the next time you meet a pretty nice girl you could ask her to cosplay Apple Bloom.
Fillies draw the darnedest things.
>>42354396He said He will do anything if you ask for it. It is His will, it was a blank check promise. It is repeated again when He said "if My words abide in you, ask whatever you wish and it will be done for you"
Glad to hear brother! I felt drifting without purpose in a similar way, and stuck in sin I couldn't stop. The parable of the widow and the unrighteous judge (Luke 18) worked, I kept asking and one day God set me free from major sins in a way that's held since then.
I also kept reading the gospels and was surprised that there's a lot Jesus commands us to do which we are taught the opposite of. But Jesus' instructions made sense, and I couldn't find a legitimate reason why we're told to do the opposite. He actually had the 12 disciples plus around 70 other disciples, who all could do the miracles He gave them of healing the sick and casting out demons, etc. In the great commission in Mark, He said "go make disciples of all nations, teaching them all I taught you."
Meaning, the disciples were supposed to go make new disciples, not just preach one generation with miracles and then the disciples die out. Jesus said the miracles are signs which will follow those who believe. So, if you read through the gospels and try to obey what Jesus said to do, you will find you lose more and more of your own life, and it gets closer to looking like the life the disciples lived.
Jesus made the hard statement to count the cost before trying, because "no one can become My disciple who does not give up all his own possessions". He said if you try to preserve your life, you will lose it, but if you lose your life for His sake, you will find it.
So, the feeling of lack of purpose is a lie, because there's a lot of commands of Jesus which we are capable of obeying today, and some hard ones He said to do to be His disciple. It's given in the text, not some unknown purpose for our lives. I think we are supposed to become disciples of Jesus and go do like He taught them to do. To go without possessions or money, going to a city and staying in a house that accepts you, preaching the gospel and healing all the sick in the city, then moving on to the next place.
It is something that feels impossible but which is guaranteed to be possible if you keep asking Him for it.
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>>42354396NTA. I'm that guy who got the family and all that. I'm a Millennial who's happily married, has three good kids and a well-paying job, and we own a home. And I sometimes wonder: Why me? Because I didn't earn this. I try to follow Him, but I don't always succeed, and I certainly don't succeed enough to deserve all the blessings He gives me. But He has given them to me anyway.
Our real treasure is in Heaven. He doesn't promise that we'll have nice things or a happy life here on Earth. Instead, He tells us that Heaven is infinitely better than anything that anyone could ever have on Earth. No matter how good my life might feel, it would be worth giving up everything to reach Heaven. He hasn't asked me to give up everything yet, but if He ever does, I pray I'll be strong enough to follow Him. It sounds like He has chosen not to give you material things on Earth, but He will still raise you up, and in Heaven, you will be greater than the angels. I hope that one day, I meet you there.
>>42354699I'm not sure it's something where you feel a feeling and know to give up everything now. In general we're supposed to give our lives in serving the gospel, already told to us to do
Jesus said some hard things, like "He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it."
So we're supposed to seek His kingdom first, to do His instructions, and it likely costs everything. And "everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or children or farms for My name’s sake, will receive many times as much, and will inherit eternal life".
So the gospel is supposed to become our priority, already given as an instruction by Jesus
>>42354521we do not do the rejecting.. what planet are you from
>>42354523hehe
>>42354640the history of how laws got fucked up is kind of interesting, it always starts with "let's make the law harder to break" which in turn causes moral atrophy, and the prevailing idea of "people can't help what they do, it's whatever they feel" which leads to alphabet people and thoughtcrime legislation. In any case, Uhh I dunno I don't think that's gonna be very productive.. I'm still waiting to hear what I'm meant to do in that regard, but I don't think it's aimless wandering.
>>42354699yeah that's how I felt in my teens. I'm like, I know it doesn't work this way, but if happiness is a limited resource, you can give some of mine out.
well he sure fucking did.
>>42354731yeah it's just everyone's heard it already, and rejected it.. and is not interested in being reminded. I don't think there's much else to do at this point but try to give us less of a bad name.
I just like fillies, they are so cute
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>>42354764No. Be good to fillies.
>>42354772What if it's what they want
>>42354758it's good to feed the fillies
>>42354764only once you are married.
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>>42354794Sometimes being good to a filly involves not giving her what she wants.
>>42354764The most pure and moral fillyfucking is when the filly fucks you.
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>>42354764No, but you can cuddle and spend some funny time with them!
>>42354772>>42354799>>42354871Okay okay, maybe you're all right.
>>42354861>>42354865But I think I can settle for this too
>>42340964I might be a butt, but Sweetie Belle is still a slut.
>>42354878It's the filly's job to tell you when sex is going to happen
that means she tells you it's marriage time, and you quickly scramble and buy her a ring or some other form of dowry, just to prove you don't plan to abandon her after you've popped her filly cherry (do horses even have that?)
>>42354753i don't know that it's a thing you wait to happen to you. seems like a thing we are expected to seek Jesus to make happen. He said to stay awake, and to do the things He said to do. Like His warning in Luke 6:46-49
>everyone's already heard it and rejected it, and not interested in being remindedthere's options for that. Jesus said to be like the prophets, where you are blessed when you get insulted and excluded for His sake. So some places you can go in and preach, and if they kick you out, problem solved, and you're blessed for it. Sometimes the message gets to people you didn't even directly speak to, but who heard and saw what happened.
There's also some uncontacted tribes in the world which need the gospel. There's also that if you use James 1:5 and pray for wisdom, God will give you a way to do it. Jesus did say that the disciples will not finish going through the cities of Israel until He returns, so there is still work to do.
>>42354764Bible says no sex with animals. In general all of us have sinned. Jesus said all of us are going to die in our sin unless we repent and believe in Him
>>42355032I don't think that law applies to MLP ponies. That law is about dumb animals, like sheep and Americans. If MLP ponies existed and were like the ponies in the show, then they would have souls. They would be in His image, too, just in a different way, and sex with them would not be any more or less moral than sex with other humans.
>>42355027okay yes, there are uncontacted tribes
let's just say I don't feel called to go there.. unless some of them are in the arctic, that's.. that can't be what the big guy intended me for. I don't think there's any left up there..
>>42355032Yeah but it would probably have been OK if they could talk. They would have been like, also made in his image somehow, and it'd be okay for them to fuck
I have always assumed Jesus in this setting is a ram. But all the creatures are his children.
>>42355067oh you beat me to some of that. well, my eyes are tired today and I don't feel like deleting any of that.
>>42354753>we do not do the rejectingI mean maybe if you've never been propositioned other than by real babes and girls you connect emotionally with, but if you never reject anyone you're just lowering your own esteem.
>>42355187they're the ones who either proposition or reject us. we just take whichever one they decide. we're not involved in that decision. Not our forte. They pick the guy whom they trust to make the important decisions going forward, but the first one is theirs.
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>>42355027>>42355032Fuck off christkike, you're not welcome here.
>>42354764If you have to ask you don't deserve it. Also don't play coy Twilight, we all know you fiddle fillies daily.
>>42355196if we were to fuck off, the very dubs would cry out
>>42355193Do you not understand that you have free will or something?
>>42355207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PeXqJBPXiY
>>42355116there's tribes living in the arctic, maybe contacted already but still missionary families go out and live with them today
>>42355223we have the will to be chosen by girls. they have the will to do the choosing. that's all I need.
>>42355238Look if the lord comes and cures my sleep apnea one day and just says "hey now that you're not tethered to a machine, here's the latitude and longitude where I want you to go" I'm going. Until then, I have to think there's something else I'm supposed to do. And maybe it's just... die with dignity.
Wow, nice christcuckery shilling you got there.
No one gives a shit about your dead kike on a stick, we're here for fillies.
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Reminder that arguing doesn't make fillies happy.
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>>42355505He's here for fillies, for us, and everyone else.
>>42355513Daww
Someone repost that equestriesus where he's a shaggy cute sheep
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>>42355505Based gollyposter dropping the trvthnvke, have a pic
>>42355513Still not welcome here, kikelover. Go back to ChristianMingle.
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>>42355506DYEWTS?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n5JS2Ny63VU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4VJY4ebrDfc
>>42354523>Scootaloo puts Dashie in center stage while her biological parents stand on the side.>Sweetie Belle's closest family member is Urg'hatax'h.>Applebloom has siblings for parents.Which one has the most normal family?
>>42355668That's arguing for fun, that's different!
>>42355630GOLLYTA UUOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>42355316Read the parable of the widow and the unjust judge in Luke 18:1-6
If you keep persistently asking the Father, He will free you from sleep apnea
>>42355316Read the parable of the widow and the unjust judge in Luke 18:1-6
If you keep persistently asking the Father, He will free you from sleep apnea
>>42356787alright man worth a try
just don't go around telling the afflicted that they've got less faith and they're obviously not praying enough. because for me it's been nearly nightly for 13 years.
Like I'll do it however he wants. Tell people, don't tell people, go see a doctor to show it off, whatever.
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Am I the only poster in this thread who wants to spoil the fillies, not put things up their cooters and pooters?
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>>42357770I'm pretty sure most people want to do both. I lean more towards your side though, fillies deserve nice things.
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>>42357770Most people who say those naughty things won't be able to bring themselves to do it when they get face to face with a filly.
I know I wouldn't
>>42357770spoiling them is bad for them
marrying them and making love to them is good for them.
I feel like you think things are more correct in the 21st century than the 20th.
>>42357862Pony society believes in spoiling fillies and not marrying and having sex with fillies. You can tell this is the case because fillies have endless access to fun toys and supplies for their creative projects and no fillies are married or having sex.
>>42357869there's also like a 95:5 female/male ratio, so
>>42357871So you agree with my analysis?
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>>42357869>no fillies are married or having sexWrong. It's just not shown since the show is PG. Or do you go around having sex in public anon? Shouldn't be hard to understand.
picrel: not so rare instance of a filly soliciting a stallion for his... endowments
>>42357995twilight time! twilight time!
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>>42356787That's retarded. He doesn't promise us anything on Earth. He says we're going to suffer on Earth. That doesn't just mean we might suffer from persecution. No, we might also suffer because our bodies are mortal and frail. Prayer certainly isn't going to hurt anything, but He usually doesn't respond to that kind of request. Most of the time, He prefers that the world follow the rules of physics and chemistry and biology that He instituted.
>>42356908Good luck. I'll pray for you, since that's all I can do. Even if He chooses not to respond, at least I know He listens.
>>42358093For the last time fuck off you stupid kike worshipper, slapping a filly pic to your thinly-veiled evangelism post doesn't make it on topic you fucking slimebag
>>42358021*SNIFFFFFFFFFFF*
>>42358093because our bodies are mortal and frail, because his perfect version of physics and biology has been in a decaying orbit since we fucked up, AND because pharmaceutical companies apparently do not understand that making 5% extra money does not mean anything if the crushing weight of rampant unhealthiness causes the economy to tank by 50%.
do not take heartburn meds, kids. Just live with it. The fine print doesn't even cover all that it'll do to you. also eat apples
>>42358106More offtopic kike bullshit, nice.
aw that's too bad, we were having kind of a nice talk. and still bringin it around to pony.
oh well
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>>42357869>he gave the fillies tools and crafting equipmentYOU FOOL!!!
>>42358443They're just having fun! What's wrong with that?
Fillies will remain in the catalog
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>>42359214Not like that they won't! Fillies are appropriate and have much better cover stories for wearing fetish gear.
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Who's your hero?
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Impressive.
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What's going on with these fillies?
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>>42359477Fillies don't need cover stories for wearing fetish gear, silly. They just need kinky older sisters who happen to be seamstresses and happen to be into dominating foals.
>>42361030Not sure if Sweetie ships Diamond and Silver with cock or Scootaloo.
>>42361135They love cock, Sweetie Belle's a good friend and would never use that to refer to Scoots.
>>42361030school is a horrible thing that needs to go away
>>42361158It's important! Do you want fillies to just not know anything?
>>42361167school teaches them how to hate knowing anything
people learn better when they just sit and read on their own, about things that interest them, and then keep reading new subjects to fill themselves in on any new thing they come across
>>42342603My wife and daughter
>>42361205There's been testing on unschooling and it's created a bunch of borderline-illiterate kids who won't be able to do anything. So... no.
>>42361327right, i'm sure there was ZERO cherrypicking, bias, or flat-out fraud from the people testing that
>>42361341I'm sorry that hearing this upsets you. Please do not unschool your children, Equestrian parents know better.
>>42361327The purpose of school is to create people who never question "Studies" and "Testing," and it has clearly worked.
>>42361360School as an institution has existed in one form or another for several thousand years. The modern version is on some level designed first and foremost to make kids good workers and a better system should reward creativity and self-expression over that. The solution is not to just leave kids alone and let them do whatever and hope they'll turn out okay.
>>42361353son I got more done in my one year of homeschooling (followed by six months of "Mom is too drunk to acquire more textbooks for me to continue homeschooling") than I did in the entire rest of my mortifying stint in highschool (which ended up only being a year and a half, because I had so many credits), and significantly more in my own self-study after that, just for fun.
maybe some normies need schooling, but not the public school system, not like that.
>>42361370What about the modern school system feels to you like it creates workers?
It creates parasites. It's a government-dependence machine.
Little ponies deserve better than that. And I'm not sure why you think the only two options are that, or "leaving them alone and letting them do whatever."
There's an entire educational gradient. Montessori, home school, independent study, apprenticeship...
>>42361385>What about the modern school system feels to you like it creates workers?The designers of the 19th-20th century public school system explicitly discussing how it should give people the bare minimum to accomplish what industries want from them, and a return to this rhetoric in the modern era after a short-lived era of suggesting that maybe education should be about enriching the mind and soul.
>And I'm not sure why you think the only two options are that, or "leaving them alone and letting them do whatever."I'm responding to the person who explicitly said that the right move is to let them 'sit and read on their own, about things that interest them'.
>>42361405they learn better when they do that. it's the best way to learn something. it's literally how people learn, that's in like, every piece of literature on the subject of learning. even Fred Rogers said that.
your job as an educator is bringing them those subjects, and introducing them to new ones. but you can't just expect them to choke down the pills that you've decided they need. look at people around you, do ANY of them know school subjects?
>>42361413Yes, most people I know know their multiplication tables despite the fact that none of them would want to learn it without being forced to. And knowing them is genuinely helpful in regular life. Yes, it is better to learn about things you're enthusiastic for but there's plenty of things a child simply will not be enthusiastic for but still needs to know.
>>42361429math is different, obviously.
that said, the number of people I know who know their times tables without having to sit and ponder for a while is probably in the single digit percents.
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>>42361436Math isn't fundamentally different. There's lots of kids who have been raised with the exact thing you're describing, their parents giving them access to whatever they want and then just letting them freely choose what to study and when to do it. There's countless tragic stories of people with kids who are six, eight, ten years old and are asking 'when is my child going to really learn to read?'. I'm very happy for people who have had this kind of learning work for them, I'm one of them. I did a lot of self-directed learning as a kid. We should have more of that for children. We cannot have just that for children, I'm sorry.
Anyways, fillies! Fillies are great because they have pony teachers who are genuinely invested in their learning and they're encouraged to go learn on their own because Equestria's great.
>>42361474uh huh
you realize you're supposed to learn to read before kindergarten, right? that's not something you credit school with
>>42361500I'm talking about kids who are close to middle-school age and are still reading at that kindergarten-first grade level. In modern society it's very possible to get by while being functionally illiterate. This is something that has to be dealt with by actually teaching kids.
>>42361526and what a wonderful job it's doing, too
are you a bad enough dude to ask a filly for help
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>>42361913Absolutely! There's all sorts of tasks that a filly can help out with, like skipping rocks.
>>42361913this... was published? wait, Scoots's weak flying is due to her heritage? that's not how that's ever worked is it?
I would ask fillies to help me reach things on low shelves.
>>42361934i don't understand the last panel
>>42361913>Scootaloo is often mistaken for a FULL pegasus, but as the daughter of an Earth Pony and a Pegasus>researching other famous Earth PegasiWhoa whoah, hold on. Scoots balancing out with earth strength, and Fluttershy possibly having earth in the blood was always my (seemingly unpopular) headcanon. the official ttrpg actually went and made it semi-canon?
>>42362025>i don't understand the last panelI think Apple Bloom might've lost a tooth. Poor filly.
>>42362025>>42362039I'm fairly sure she vomited from speening, hence the bucket and need to rehydrate.
>>42362060Oh yeah, that adds up. Still poor filly.
>>42362039>>42362060oh right, the spinning
just felt so random for Redheart to be there.
>>42362081>RedheartBut, the floating cup...the horn...mane curls. She's playing dress up.
>>42362176so in summary I'm just kind of dumb at art
I used to read comics and have no idea what was going on, and that's pretty funny since I make 'em.
>>42361913A better question is does the MLP Roleplaying Game feature rules for romancing fillies?
>>42361913If I need to perform a Culture skill test on how Mrs. Cake got such a fat ass, or a Performance skill test that no, I'm not sneaking three fillies into a PG-13 movie in my trench coat, then yes, I will ask Sweebie for help.
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>wake up
>still don't have a filly to raise and rear
LIFE IS SUFFERING
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Fillies return (to page 1)
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Fresh filly! Get your fresh filly here!
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We'll have to restrain these fillies if they keep on running away.
>>42363486man i feel like i haven't seen any new art from this guy in so long that it's weird seeing a new meme
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>>42364960You wouldn't tie up a filly, would you?
>>42364983only if she's really into it. It's not my thing. I prefer to use my hands.
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Would you get mad if your filly kept singing the same song over and over all day?
>>42365019No, I'd expect my filly to have autistic vocal stims.
>>42365019>This is the song that never ennnnds yes it goes on and on my friennnds
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>"Are ya gunna let us hit page ten..?"
>>42365553>Page 10 is no place for a mighty warrior
>>42365666whoa, limited edition nintendo 64 mirrored texture sweeb
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>>42365929a ravishing sweeb
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>O môr henion i dhu: /
>Ely siriar, el síla /
>Ai! Aníron Undomiel /
>Tiro! El eria e môr /
>I 'lir en el luitha 'uren. /
>Ai! Aníron…
>>42365992Why is Luna so moved by a child cabaret star?
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>>42365994Because translated from Sindarin the lyrics mean:
>From darkness I understand the night: Dreams flow, a star shines. Ah! I desire Evenstar. Look! A star rises out of the darkness. The song of the star enchants my heart. Ah! I desire.... and that's very special to Luna.
>>42365019I really could see s1 Sweetie Belle "singing" but basically just yelling
>THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS>YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDSI guess we kinda of did get that with 99 Buckets of Oats.
>>42365998No, no, its because she's perverted, muh dick, etc.
also
>get to Equestria>ponies native tongue is ElvishTolkienchads can't stop winning
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>>42365998No it's for Uoooohhh ToT reasons
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Fillies?
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These ponies were fillies at some point
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Fussy fictional filly.
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>>42367841Food for a fussy filly.
>>42364407need to know who drew this filler so i can see more of what they drew
>>42368262It's a Chinese artist who only posts on Little Red Book, but someone's at least posting their stuff to Derpibooru which is nice. Their artist name is 我爱牙肉.
>>42367263dawww
all mares were once fillies
>>42368294the frell is little red book
>Their name isnot how 'they' works. his or her name is.
>>42368502>the frell is little red bookChinese social media site.
>not how 'they' worksNeutral they has existed since at least the 19th century and I haven't looked into whether it's a guy or a lady. Not everything is politics, shut up and post fillies.
>>42368519No, it has only existed since 2016 (and a few videogame wiki sites since like 2008). before that, it was number-neutral only. used for theoretical people, which is why it's "inclusive" of the number zero
Show me a single version where it's gender-neutral before that. All the examples you'll have (which btw, you people repeatedly claim is 15th century, not 19th) are theoretical people like "Someone" or "whoever"
you're lying and claiming you did this, when not a single person alive did it until recently. You remember not doing it, you remember when the 90s insisted on 'he or she,' so you know this narrative is false. To say something false is true is the definition of politics.
>>42368519How the fuck does China have social media
>>42368608Wiktionary has an example of J.K. Rowling using it in the very first Harry Potter book, which is quite funny given she's now a freaky goofball like you. So your claims are incorrect, it has existed before both of the dates you pointed out.
>>42368611There's a billion people living in China. I'm glad they have social media since Chinese people draw some cute ponies.
>>42368633kek, she will never be one of us. and you need to quote the passage
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>>42368649>Someone knocked into Harry as they hurried past him. It was Hermione.As you can see, it's a situation where it's a specific person but you don't know if it's a he or a she. It would be awkward to write 'he or she' so she used they instead. It's fine, really. It's not destroying society or whatever you think it's doing, it's just easy to write. Now calm down and post some fillies, like this amazing video game from when you were a kid.
>>42368664see here
>>42368608>"Someone" or "whoever"a theoretical person. It's about the word, not the actual knowledge you have. 'someone' has always been a they
If what you're saying, using it in place of a NAMED INDIVIDUAL was older than the very recent era, explain why "he or she" had to be this new, innovative thing that people were taught to say
"Starting a new school this year, whoever my homeroom teacher is, I hope they don't give to much homework" is right. "My teacher needs to see you," "Oh, what do they want to know?" is not
I'm not sure how you haven't noticed society is destroyed, but you're a liar, so maybe you're lying to yourself.
>>42368664Picrel would make for a sweet romhack desu
>>42368724Man, you really want this to be some big fight for no fucking reason. He or she is awkward and takes longer to write than they. I don't think you should use singular they when you do know a person's sex but given I'm talking about a Chinese social media account that I can't possibly know the sex of. Thus, the use of a generic pronoun makes sense, and as mentioned above he or she is awkward and takes way more effort than just writing they.
>>42368771so you're shifting your argument again, to "it's easier."
Yeah that's why we used to just say "he." then we let you guys PC-police our language, and look where it went.
It is not. about. your knowledge. it's about. Grammar. A name is a proper noun. 'they' never, ever goes with a proper noun.
because in cases like 'someone' or 'whoever', it comes from the french pronoun 'on' which means 'one' or 'people in general'
someone = one, get it?
Which in turn goes back to the Latin substantive case, i think. Never did know my Latin.
Both of those have pre-gendered nouns, so they never have to worry about that.
Admit that you've made a recent change to grammar, and i'll shut the fuck up. but everyone saw you trying to deny it earlier.
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>>42368782I'll admit that I was wrong about it being used in the case of a specific person, I can't find any support for that and I was incorrectly conflating the unknown subject use with the known subject use in my head. The rise of using it for a specific person makes sense because the use case where this would primarily be useful (online interactions) didn't exist until very recently, and it makes sense that it's become normal now. If you don't like the language you speak changing based on people's needs I'd recommend learning French instead.
Now let's talk about fillies. Which filly is your favorite?
>>42368797alright, we've found some common ground. I have often said that online handles have really given us new ambiguities we never had before, that is a ~valid point~
My favorite is Apple Bloom! I know that is a vanilla as fuck favorite filly, but I also like seeing filly Maud, which is rare
and Scoots is next down from there.
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>>42368824>My favorite is Apple Bloom! I know that is a vanilla as fuck favorite fillyMaybe so, but she's awful precious and there's nothing wrong with adoring her.
>>42368837dawwww she got some on her face. i don't know if ponies can have chocolate ice cream, their version in Equestria is probably made of like, oats. it's oat cream flavored with molasses or something I bet.
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>>42368906Ponies can handle all sorts of tasty treats, they're horsey but not that horsey.
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Oh look, a free apple!
>>42369133perish the thought. I would give her back her apple and not tell Jackie she dropped one.
>>42369133why this bitch got a maretooth
>>42369489you mean a wolf tooth? I just looked it up and mares are far less likely to have those, whereas stallions are expected to.
>>42369489Japanese people can't help themselves.
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Kinda-sorta upsies.
>>42369489The "cute fang" in anime come from the fact that orthodontics are uncommon in Japan. It's not a fang, it's a crooked tooth
So Bloomy has a maretooth because she needs braces
>>42369791romantic uppies
>>42369809ehhh i don't think so.
>>42369791>bedroom eyesThis is a young lady?
>>42369916She just thinks you're being silly.
>>42369916ponies are liquid, they fit any mold they're poured into
pour your filly into the mold of the best young lady she can be
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Somepony get her a napkin.
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>>42370160messy fillies...
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>>42370160>>42370378messy fillies get a bath
>>42370793oooh or a yard shower! they love that.. but after they prance around in it, you KNOW you're getting wet filly hugs.
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>>42371134that is a terrifying size for a pony with a head that big to be
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Pretty.
>>42370745Wh-Where did you learn that word...
>>42372375She spent time in the other thread.
>>42372375in the dictionary, it's a synonym for a mature male.
Not exactly shocking to anyone considering how the poll was looking immediately, but people do not in fact want a merger. Good to know, and if nothing else this thread does seem slightly more active than the past few.
>>42373011yeah I really thought more people wanted it..
>>42373052It may be that more regulars are open to the idea than lurkers. Regardless, it'll hopefully not be an issue to discuss again for a long time since I'd really rather this thread not end up dropping off the catalog regularly or anything like that.
>>42373071yep. won't hear a peep about it from me no mo.
>>42373052I like both, but it wouldn't be worth the constant bitching. There isn't a lot to be gained from it
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>>42373011>still a nice, round zero from the native postersGood to know fillyfrens are not race traitors.
>>42373011Didn't vote, don't care, but I think /jdb/ dodged a bullet with the derails here. It's crazy to think the other thread is the sane one.
>>42367841>>42368254these are some cute ass fillies. are they fresh?
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>>42374076>The AI saturated thread is unironically more stablePlease be joking.
>>42373840honestly that's the part that stands out to me the most, that filly thread people are significantly more numerous and more negative about the idea.
>>42374082Nah, old pixiv artist. The artist hasn't posted anything pony-related in a decade.
>>42374085it has gotten a little nuts lately, but at the same time, the art quality has been getting better.. I feel like this is just okay, but we need more handmade art too.
I want to make some, but.. busy.. need money..
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What is it about a filly that triggers man's instinctive desire to protect, nurture, and spoil?
>>42374094damn well thanks for posting them anyways
>>42374112the happy look on her face, her squeals of joy, and.... well, her sweetness. your idea that she is always sweet is what makes you want to spoil her. to continually reward her for always being good
the hard part is realizing she's being bad all the time, you just don't see it because you're so enamored with her. But as the man in her life, it's your job to look past that sweetness, notice her mistakes, and correct her on them. So she'll grow up to be the best mare possible. That's what the 'nurture' part is. It's not all food and cuddles.
She will act out a little, to test you. Because if you never push back, that will indicate you're not paying attention, and thus she won't feel safe. So she'll just keep doing worse and worse in a desperate attempt for some negative attention.
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>>42374290>>42374314This is actually true. Being a father is the hardest challenge in life because you can't spoil your daughter filly rotten, or else she'll fuck zebras. You can't be super-strict with your daughter filly, or else she'll fuck zebras. You can't be weaker than any of the stallions she knows, or else she'll fuck zebras.
Moms have it easy. They just gotta pop out a foal. Dads, though... dads have a lifelong battle ahead of them.
>>42374319Not to mention you have to corral the mom too, or else she starts crusades that ruin your son's fun times with girls or video games or basically anything that makes him happy.
moms have fuckin problems.
>>42374327It wasn't until years later when I finally started drinking that I realized how fucked up it was that my mom would beat me for going over to girls' houses while the girl's parents were home while buying my little sister bulk boxes of condoms.
God, I hate human women. Thank Celestia for daughter fillies.
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>>42370745Haha, fillies are always calling me OG-san, and I'm like 'yeaaaah boyeeeee'.
>>42374822Dang, they know how cool you are?
>>42374840Hard NOT to be seen as cool by fillies when you're tall (by default of being bipedal) and can kill spiders and other bugs they don't like.
>>42374868>kill spiders and other bugsSpiders are:
1. Bros, and you shouldn't kill them; and
2. Not bugs
>>42375099Nah fuck them, and not in the 'i wanna fuck them' way either.
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>>42375104Somepony's gonna get a lesson on the importance of maintaining a balanced ecosystem from Fluttershy.
>>42375104>he wouldn't a spiderfilly
>>42375610i dont want a balanced ecosystem in my HOUSE
that said, if i see spiderwebs with insects in them, then i'll know the spider is doing a real job. not just wandered in here to starve and scare me
>>42375620awww her lil hoof palps. i love it.
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I know what you mean little buddy.
>>42376140snoozyscoot
man how fucking cute was the 'hush now, quiet now' song, that whole bit was amazing.
>>42376230That was the episode that really made me start actively liking the CMC.
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Sleepy filly?
>>42377119carry the filly to bed and rub her tummy and then enblanket her and pat her on the head. then sing her songs so she can get her cutie sleep.
>>42361934I was horny but now I'm just sad that I'm alone and fillys aren't real
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>"But, Mr. Anon... What about our "good night" kisses...?"
>>42377255>tfw fillies want kisses but their sisters disapproveIt's tough being in Equestria.
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>>42377279>try to kiss filly, get dirty looks>try to cuddle filly, get dirty looks>try to hug filly, get dirty looks>try to head pat filly, get dirty looks>try to buy treats for filly, get dirty looksEquestria is such a tough place...
>>42377286>not kissing filliesThat's not a world I want to live in.
>>42377279>>42377286iunno what equestria you guys are seeing
>>42377314scootadrool
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The bedfilly is ready for cuddles.
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filly with flowers
>>42377279Those fillies are getting good night kisses whether their sisters like it or not. Hugs with chaste little pecks on the cheek, then I turn out the light and say good night.
>>42377901That belly just beg to be rubbed
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>>42378690Someone else has to do it, I'm kinda occupied over here...
>>42378215I feel like the forehead kiss is the ideal goodnight kiss, though I suppose it's a little awkward to give to a unicorn.
>>42377119holy shit she's so cute
>>42378215>>42378771fillies get kisses on both cheeks, on the snoot, on the mouth, and on the forehead if it's not a unicorn..
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Fillies give kisses too sometimes.
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>>42379222Trips confirm
Kissy fillies are real
>>42379226oh hell yes I want filly kisses
>>42379322Kek, is that freaking Trenderhoof? Everyone wants to kiss Bow filly.
>>42379522Bloomy is the kissablest filly of all
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Who let the filly get sick!?
>>42379795fiery apple eyes
Which filly would be a good race horse?
>>42380117Scootaloo?
>sorry Scoots, scooters are bannedNever mind.
>>42380117Cozy, because she'd plot, scheme, trip, and backstab her way to the finish line,
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>>42379795>eats an apple a day, at least>still gets sickTHIS IS BULL...umm...MANURE!!
>>42380117Jerry. She never did win no checkered flags but she never did come in last.
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>>42380469She was a race car driver.
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N O I
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>>42381031>>42381493say, whycome her name is Noi? Short for Noisy? or.. Hanoi? what's her special talent, being Vietneighmese?
>>42382004That is a good question. I assume the archives hold the answer but I don't know what it is.
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Want a bite?
Gently nibble the filly flank
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the best thing about fillies is that no matter how old i get they stay the same age
>>42382004Maybe it's short for Pinot Noir and she's one of Berry Punch's kids
>>42383120hell yes i'd eat filly food.
>>42383150anon!!! at least you're being gentle..
>>42383162Ohhh I could so see that. but that means she's not 'noy' but 'nwa'
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>>42326137 (OP)So why are you worshipping a cartoon made for little girls, pedophile?
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>>42383184SAD FILLY ALERT
>SAD FILLY ALERTSAD FILLY ALERT
>SAD FILLY ALERTBEGINNING EMERGENCY FUNTIME PROTOCOL
>PLAY WITH THE FILLY IMMEDIATELY
>>42382004IIRC some anon has discovered that 'noi' means "little, petite" in Thai(?) language, so it could be that.
>>42383191>>42383194stop giving em (you)s...
>>42383245awww that'd be cute
>>42383195wait did she always have a cutie mark? and uh, visible hooves?
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>>42383311as long as you can tell who the filly is, the art is on-model
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>>42383991That's not what on-model is, you silly filly. It's an animation term, it means something! With that said there's nothing wrong with someone deciding to do an alternate version of a filly, or just having a distinct artstyle.
>>42381031It's short for NOICE
>>42381031I'VE SEEN FILLIES, I STAY NOI'DED, I'VE SEEN FILLIES, I STAY-
>>42384235I'm making fun of a quote by OK KO creator Ian JQ where he made a Twitter post declaring "as long as you can tell who the filly is, the art is on-model" in response to criticisms of Steven Universe's characters having no consistency within the same episode. Steven Universe is the show of his then-girlfriend Rebecca Sugar, so he was defending his woman from "trolls" even though his defense is stupid as FRICK.
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The filly thread grew up so fast, I'm so proud of it
>>42384496yeahhh she dragged that man down
it's sad when I can see cartoon creators who clearly, without the hollywood influence, would have just been guys like me
and then I realize it's good I'm a failure and never made it in the business, because I am not magically immune to that shit. i'd be one of them.
>>42384714I'm not scared of making something and people hating it, I'm scared of making something and people become so obsessed with it I'm forever haunted by the specter of a rabid fan hunting me down for answers about lore.
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The things some fillies have to deal with...
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IT'S UP on Patreon
>>42384732I meant I'd become a liberal kook. I'd LOVE fans asking me lore stuff about my work, as long as they're autism-free. but OCD? Walk right in my door. I will fill you with more facts than you can stack a shit at.
Wait... something's not right with this filly.
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N O I
O I N
I N O
>>42385110this is worth crying over however
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Almost forgot to post Noi this hour, haha...
>>42385512she's a Jim Carrey filly.
>Fooaaalllrighty then>>42385131i like this artist's styyyyle.
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>>42385769I like this artist's style, too!
>>42385967Scootaloo is definitely that sketchy kid who has you over and shows you porn
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>>42386106Why is Sweetie Belle commonly shown to be a schizo that believes she's surrounded by giant monsters all of the day?
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>>42386106>shows you porn>flirts with your sisteri was that kid lol
>>42386121this i do not know, perhaps it's to make her more interesting
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Hey! What the heck!?
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Filly tried to escape once again, I had to ask another filly to keep her detained on page 1.
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>tfw have to do a back to back bump because of the sliders
Lust-provoking filly for attention
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>filly but japanese
>>42386876just what the hay is goin on 'round here
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I distinctly remember a 4th of July celebration where my own parents didn't invite me because I was considered "too loud". I don't think I've ever mentally recovered because I still feel guilty whenever I laugh (I've also been told I have an "evil" laugh, so that doesn't help).
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>>42388174Fillies are so cultured, they know Japanese, Chinese... golly, I think they know even more languages than that! Pony polyglots!
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uma delicia...
>>42388235>"too loud">for 4th of Julyeither your parents are shit or thou speakest in Royal Centerlot Voice
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>>42388402My mother's a soprano and my father's an alto. I've been a bass since 4th grade.
My parents fear my power, but that doesn't make me any less sad...
>>42388419damn, that beats me by a few grades
but.. the whole thing with deep voices is they aren't as overpowering, they just carry further. wtf parents? it's 4th of july, a loudness holiday. we have to make lots of noise and flashing lights to scare away the spirits of England.
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>EQUESTRIA, THE LAND I LOVE
>EQUESTRIA, MY HOME
>>42388598Aw, that's so cute.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkd0lZIjIlA
>>42388654This filly looks like she pooomps really hard
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>>42388654>>42388685NO DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT FILLIES ALLOWED
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>>42388689what's dirty about poomping?
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rararara
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The fillies are fighting...
>>42388994pretty painting of ponies
>>42389038Yeah the art itself is gorgeous.
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> ** yeah don't mind me i don't even use this board i just never learned how to spoiler text properly**
>>42389088Afford for... what?
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Filly dancing!!
>>42388419>my father's an altoNo, he's not. Men aren't altos unless they're falsettists (or castrati, but we don't have those anymore). And there's very little demand for those.
>My parents fear my powerAll parents do, once they learn their sons like ponies.
Myself, I'm a baritone. In choirs, I usually sing bass, but I don't have that low F.
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>>42389313this d00d italian or something wtf
>>42389100>mop mop mop mop>umaa mama>waiiii >mop mop mip mop >heiiil
>>42389313>we don't have those anymoreAnon this is going to shock you all the way back there in the early 2010s, but.. they're bringin' it back.
>>42389324my sides
also
>It says we need an elephant and four castrati>what's a castrati?>i don't know, but I bet it's spicy..
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>>42389699Fillies would never...
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Sleepy filly is imagining the next thread. Anyone got an idea of a good theme?
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Scoots is looking a little Fluttershy in the sunlight.
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>>42390131how about an image
from a bygone age
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>>42390218What do you mean, it's only been--
>13 years
>>42390169>Rainbow squints in the sunlight and sees in the vulnerable filly the same fragile childhood friend she cared so much for.It's like poetry.
>>42390262Fuck, that is really cute when you put it like that.
>>42390131howbout blushy fillies edition
>>42390218Will there be obligatory derailing
>>42390303I'd imagine not. We just fillypost here.
>>42390314I meant the derelle part