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7/14/2025, 4:28:24 AM
>>531112440
>>531130709
we weebfuture rerun now
>it is the year 202X
>Gaijin has run out of both modernshit and oneoff made-in-steel prototypes for NATO & the Warsaw Pact
>thundershow troon flashed his necrotic surgical wound during a psychotic break, everyone review bombed them for that
>viewership dropping, nobody wants the Twitch skins, the playerbase is not happy, everyone is sick of their shit
>even the anti-time travel tank movement becomes a thing and there's rumblings of splitting the BR ladders up
>worst of all, Anton is 'trans' (western marketing ploy, didn't work, Rus regulators mad)
>the devs need a new scapegoat controversy power creep thing to stem the tide
>there's only one group left to belatedly appeal to; WEHRABOOS
>Gaijin for once does some fucking field work, because they're not Wargaming and they can't just INVENT vehicles from whole cloth
>off freshly scanned blueprints from God knows what archives, the Panther & Tiger II 105 are re-added with some modifications (largely buffs) as the E-50 & E-75 around 7.7, the Luft-46 floodgates open, all sorts of VK contraptions get dumped into the anemic Panzer III-Tiger I gap
>suddenly midrank Italy & Japan exist outside lend-lease or cold war protoshit due to P.43s & Tas 44s & O-Is & Chi-Ri 22 Weaboogaloos
>it is generally well-received except by MUH GERMUTT redditors and stifles the player riots, for now
>1.3-2.3 hyperclubbing
>you've gone full pastanigger, 47/32 L40 time
>it may be a complete piece of shit...
>but everyone else is also a complete piece of shit & you're very small with a punchy gun for basically Reserve
>whole lot of shitting on Chi-Has, a few scares from 15° gun depression but otherwise a feast
>then you see it
>a tiny little khaki maybe-open topped tank destroyer
>three crew
>it even has a 47mm, she was made for you
>you lock eyes, there's a pregnant pause
>then you fucking die as the Jap spikes 22.4 grams of white hot HE filler right through your transmussy
F U T U R E
>>531130709
we weebfuture rerun now
>it is the year 202X
>Gaijin has run out of both modernshit and oneoff made-in-steel prototypes for NATO & the Warsaw Pact
>thundershow troon flashed his necrotic surgical wound during a psychotic break, everyone review bombed them for that
>viewership dropping, nobody wants the Twitch skins, the playerbase is not happy, everyone is sick of their shit
>even the anti-time travel tank movement becomes a thing and there's rumblings of splitting the BR ladders up
>worst of all, Anton is 'trans' (western marketing ploy, didn't work, Rus regulators mad)
>the devs need a new scapegoat controversy power creep thing to stem the tide
>there's only one group left to belatedly appeal to; WEHRABOOS
>Gaijin for once does some fucking field work, because they're not Wargaming and they can't just INVENT vehicles from whole cloth
>off freshly scanned blueprints from God knows what archives, the Panther & Tiger II 105 are re-added with some modifications (largely buffs) as the E-50 & E-75 around 7.7, the Luft-46 floodgates open, all sorts of VK contraptions get dumped into the anemic Panzer III-Tiger I gap
>suddenly midrank Italy & Japan exist outside lend-lease or cold war protoshit due to P.43s & Tas 44s & O-Is & Chi-Ri 22 Weaboogaloos
>it is generally well-received except by MUH GERMUTT redditors and stifles the player riots, for now
>1.3-2.3 hyperclubbing
>you've gone full pastanigger, 47/32 L40 time
>it may be a complete piece of shit...
>but everyone else is also a complete piece of shit & you're very small with a punchy gun for basically Reserve
>whole lot of shitting on Chi-Has, a few scares from 15° gun depression but otherwise a feast
>then you see it
>a tiny little khaki maybe-open topped tank destroyer
>three crew
>it even has a 47mm, she was made for you
>you lock eyes, there's a pregnant pause
>then you fucking die as the Jap spikes 22.4 grams of white hot HE filler right through your transmussy
F U T U R E
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