Normally I wouldn't look twice at a laptop made in 2011 let alone use one. But there's something about this HP Elitebook 8760w. I can't let it go.
Why is it so tasteful, anon? Every inch of this device screams top quality.

Most surfaces are brushed metal. Hinge area is sturdy aluminum with a tasteful orange text. The bottom half of the laptop is wider than the top half, and this asymmetry gives this powerhouse an almost aggressive look for some reason. The HP logo lights up. I could go on and on about this laptop and I can't say the same about anything built after 2020.