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7/10/2025, 10:58:54 PM
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>be me
>a little later that year in college
>pretty tall burnette starts sitting next to me in class unsolicited
>glare and do my best to ignore her
>keeps attempting to start conversations
>eventually play along and find out shes in the rodeo team
>hey anon i got a new living quarters horse trailer over xmas and want some help with it
>i need a driving lesson on how to back it up. will you show me
>think to myself why the fuck do you have a rig you cant drive?
>her ill come by and pick you up later and we can go get some food 1st
>me totally oblivious to this trend
>reluctantly agree
>she rolls up in a brand new king ranch dually and immediately jumps out and says i should drive
>its a fucking zf6
>wtf how can you drive stick but not back up a trailer?
>we go get viddles and she tells me all about her familys 20k acre alfalfa and cattle operation then pays the tab without mentioning
>think damn this chick is pretty cool
>drive over to the arena where her trailer is parked
>hey anon i need you to help me put a shelf up in the bedroom of it
>ok whatever
>like 5 min job with 4 screws
>spergbrain immediately kicks back on and thinks god this grils retarded
>hey while youre here i think the bed has a screw loose. it squeaks when you get on it
>she takes her boots off and crawls on the bed
>i dont hear any squeak
>umm you need jump up on here also to make it happen
>get on bed. still oblivious
>umm itll squeak if we take our pants off so we can move around better
>nah im good
>its getting late you better take me home
>its 8:30
>and then for no reason at all she was super cold and aloof for the rest of the term
>be me
>a little later that year in college
>pretty tall burnette starts sitting next to me in class unsolicited
>glare and do my best to ignore her
>keeps attempting to start conversations
>eventually play along and find out shes in the rodeo team
>hey anon i got a new living quarters horse trailer over xmas and want some help with it
>i need a driving lesson on how to back it up. will you show me
>think to myself why the fuck do you have a rig you cant drive?
>her ill come by and pick you up later and we can go get some food 1st
>me totally oblivious to this trend
>reluctantly agree
>she rolls up in a brand new king ranch dually and immediately jumps out and says i should drive
>its a fucking zf6
>wtf how can you drive stick but not back up a trailer?
>we go get viddles and she tells me all about her familys 20k acre alfalfa and cattle operation then pays the tab without mentioning
>think damn this chick is pretty cool
>drive over to the arena where her trailer is parked
>hey anon i need you to help me put a shelf up in the bedroom of it
>ok whatever
>like 5 min job with 4 screws
>spergbrain immediately kicks back on and thinks god this grils retarded
>hey while youre here i think the bed has a screw loose. it squeaks when you get on it
>she takes her boots off and crawls on the bed
>i dont hear any squeak
>umm you need jump up on here also to make it happen
>get on bed. still oblivious
>umm itll squeak if we take our pants off so we can move around better
>nah im good
>its getting late you better take me home
>its 8:30
>and then for no reason at all she was super cold and aloof for the rest of the term
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