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7/14/2025, 4:33:16 PM
>On the bright side, 7 times out of 10 if you run into freaky bandit hags you can usually take advantage of them thinking with their pussies and not seeing you as a direct threat, orc girls in particular being absolute coomers who can and will get themselves killed chasing dudes they want (just don't get drugged, restrained, hypnotized, caged, beaten into submission, etc)
>Plus, most girls aren't probably that used to guys being seriously forward with advances, so even the otherwise sharp-looking hot blooded warrior girl you see bragging about her conquests (of many types) at the tavern might be pacified into stammering idiocy and begin simping if you hit her with basic flirting and almost-decent pickup lines
>On the off chance you were more interested in a gentler, more feminine girl after all, though, there's a good chance she'd be in the middle or end of a training arc to be less like that, or busy crying over getting called soft and too weak to reel in a husband by aforementioned creepy musclegirl barbarians and/or snobby ojousama noblemen
>At the very least you'll probably have less competition for her heart's affections
>And if none of that works for you, you can probably spend time learning magic for a bit and either be a mysterious peddler of magic wares with a seductive voice (who gets hit on, unwanted haggling, and attempted theft from adventurers) or a friendly healer/save point at the local church (also frequently bothered by adventurers and may or may not be dragged along with some after an orcgirl incursion burns it down)
>Plus, most girls aren't probably that used to guys being seriously forward with advances, so even the otherwise sharp-looking hot blooded warrior girl you see bragging about her conquests (of many types) at the tavern might be pacified into stammering idiocy and begin simping if you hit her with basic flirting and almost-decent pickup lines
>On the off chance you were more interested in a gentler, more feminine girl after all, though, there's a good chance she'd be in the middle or end of a training arc to be less like that, or busy crying over getting called soft and too weak to reel in a husband by aforementioned creepy musclegirl barbarians and/or snobby ojousama noblemen
>At the very least you'll probably have less competition for her heart's affections
>And if none of that works for you, you can probably spend time learning magic for a bit and either be a mysterious peddler of magic wares with a seductive voice (who gets hit on, unwanted haggling, and attempted theft from adventurers) or a friendly healer/save point at the local church (also frequently bothered by adventurers and may or may not be dragged along with some after an orcgirl incursion burns it down)
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