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>be Spamton
>BIG SHOT era
>meet sexy charismatic TV head who's quite popular
>moneybageyes.jpg
>chat him up and convince him to collab
>promise to reveal secret if he gives you his advice and a platform on TV
>never reveal secret
>collab still continues
>you think this boxhead is lowkey into you
>your benefactor caller suggests you keep manipulating him and ditch him, he's doomed to become washed and die
>have sex with TV
>waitthatwasntpartoftheplan.jpg
>get married and have kids
>was supposed to flake after extorting teevee, but too commited to the relationship now
>THE DAY OCCURS
>both drunk and enjoying eachother's company
>telly tells you he wishes this relationship can last forever
>conflictedfeelings.jpg
>he tells you he got a super important marketing opportunity and hands you a contract
>sign the contract without reading the fine print
>suddenly, phone call
>it's the mysterious caller
>he tells you that you broke your deal and he's leaving
>actually read through the contract
>IFUCKEDUP.PNG
>THAT IDIOT BOX LIED
>realize he was waiting for you to reveal your secret when he's been helping you for years
>he thought it was unfair only you benefited from the collab while he stagnated
>bad luck forced his hand so he took drastic measures to learn your secret
>he never knew you literally couldn't tell him
>somehow, this is still entirely boob tube's fault
>immediately LEAVE
>ghost him for several weeks
>come back to collect your things
>he destroyed all your stuff
>get enraged
>vow to never date a BPD menhera ever again
>still believe you were the sole victim of the relationship
>be Spamton
>BIG SHOT era
>meet sexy charismatic TV head who's quite popular
>moneybageyes.jpg
>chat him up and convince him to collab
>promise to reveal secret if he gives you his advice and a platform on TV
>never reveal secret
>collab still continues
>you think this boxhead is lowkey into you
>your benefactor caller suggests you keep manipulating him and ditch him, he's doomed to become washed and die
>have sex with TV
>waitthatwasntpartoftheplan.jpg
>get married and have kids
>was supposed to flake after extorting teevee, but too commited to the relationship now
>THE DAY OCCURS
>both drunk and enjoying eachother's company
>telly tells you he wishes this relationship can last forever
>conflictedfeelings.jpg
>he tells you he got a super important marketing opportunity and hands you a contract
>sign the contract without reading the fine print
>suddenly, phone call
>it's the mysterious caller
>he tells you that you broke your deal and he's leaving
>actually read through the contract
>IFUCKEDUP.PNG
>THAT IDIOT BOX LIED
>realize he was waiting for you to reveal your secret when he's been helping you for years
>he thought it was unfair only you benefited from the collab while he stagnated
>bad luck forced his hand so he took drastic measures to learn your secret
>he never knew you literally couldn't tell him
>somehow, this is still entirely boob tube's fault
>immediately LEAVE
>ghost him for several weeks
>come back to collect your things
>he destroyed all your stuff
>get enraged
>vow to never date a BPD menhera ever again
>still believe you were the sole victim of the relationship
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