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7/18/2025, 5:23:48 AM
>C’MON RIVET PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL SWAMPY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE HUMAN! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
*Smashes clank against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A L*MBAX BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A L*MBAX BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH HUMAN MEN!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAVE OUR RACE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A LOMBAX BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A LOMBAX GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO CHAD ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A LOMBAX BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE QUARK SCHOOL OF KEKOLDRY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING LOVING HUSBAND AND FATHER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT L*MBAX BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT L*MBAX FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL WITH MY WRENCH!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING PURPLE CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF QUARK I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>C’MON LITTLE HUMAN! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
*Smashes clank against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A L*MBAX BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A L*MBAX BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH HUMAN MEN!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAVE OUR RACE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A LOMBAX BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A LOMBAX GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO CHAD ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A LOMBAX BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE QUARK SCHOOL OF KEKOLDRY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING LOVING HUSBAND AND FATHER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT L*MBAX BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT L*MBAX FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL WITH MY WRENCH!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING PURPLE CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF QUARK I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
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