Why can't girls just be honest with themselves?

Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>>715739013 (OP)
Not canon. She only does these sorts of things with human men.

>>715740221
anthro men will buy human male pee to mask their scent.

>>715740221
Mans ability to sweat is truly understated. Most anthro males would never be able to keep up with the stamina that an average male from the Homo sapiens lineage has naturally.

What kind of idiot doesn't fuck their robot buddy?

Aren’t they parallel universe versions of each other? Never played this

>>715744070
Yes. It's basically selfcest

>>715744378
on an interdimensional level, procreation with someone from your own dimension would be inbreeding.

>>715741964
Rivet and Kit were not buddies till the end of the game where as Ratchet and Clank have known each other for years by the time they meet the two. Not even comparable.

>>715741964
This image makes me laugh but I'm not sure if they're lamenting not making out with each other or the fact that both of them are playing hard-to-get with Ratchet and Clank so they had to turn to making out with each other...

>>715741964
its a shame they didnt develop further in the story. but honestly the serious and simple plot made them pretty forgettable.

>>715744378
Oh come off it, they have unique personalities. They're not the same being in different realities.

>>715739013 (OP)
Would

>>715744378
Would it be considered narcissistic to want to fuck your genderbent self

>>715739113
fpbp

>>715744378
Even if they're technically the same timeline wise, coming from different universes would have their overall genetic makeup be drastically different, to the point of being completely removed from one another.

>>715747554
I would like to be fuked by myself and i would fuck myself. Better if in different period of times, for example i would like to fuck myself when i was 12 and probably i would enjoy being fucked by an adult when i was 12. Basically, better me than anyone else.

>>715748809
I really want to save this but it involves a wedding

>>715751518
whats wrong with weddings?

>>715751518
Weddings are one of the most erotic things ever. I am commissioning "character in a wedding dress" every time i have a bit of money to burn. Most of my erotic fantasies are to fuck the bride in front of a crowd at a wedding.

>>715739013 (OP)
Rivet is canonically only into human men

>>715739013 (OP)
I can hear the Maggs seethe.

>>715741964
Sweaty fujoshi hands made this.

>>715739013 (OP)
She's a dyke

>>715755634
Not according to the VR videos I fapped to.

>>715752526
Everyone is into Qwark in universe, but they still have to settle down with lesser beings.

those are some giant ass ears

>>715757038
all the better for petting

>>715739013 (OP)
>>715741964
>>715755634
>>715756818
Rivet Fucks Ratchet.

>>715757264
Good.

>>715744378
Wouldn't genetic attraction make them horny as fuck for one another?

>>715739013 (OP)
My favorite video game character right behind Krystal from Star Fox

>>715739013 (OP)
Wasn't this girl infamously lesbian while being literally the last woman of her species in her universe?

>>715751659
Only when the woman is wearing a collar and is silently crying.

>>715739013 (OP)
Threesome with a human

I'm a normal person. I'm perfectly fine. I do not harm others. I do not desire to harm others. Any crimes I may or may not be guilty of involve only myself. I transgress only against myself.

But if these creatures existed in real life. If Rivet or any female lombax existed in real fucking life. Every second, every minute, ever hour of every day would be dedicated solely and purely to devising and perfecting a plot to abduct and house these creatures for the sole intent of raping and breeding them until I die of exhaustion. I would not stop. I would be more successful as a person, even. Any job, anything that may wound my pride, or tire me, or stress me out- these petty things would be cast aside. I would suffer any labor just so that I might acquire the wealth and status and goods that would deliver me closer to achieving that singular goal. I would go so far as to physically modify myself. A strict diet and exercise routine. Anything that would strengthen and reinforce my cock and its ability to rape these lombaxes.

You don't understand. It would be all consuming. You don't get it. Imagine god existed and he gave you a list, a duty. Imagine he gave you just one directive. Difficult, but completely accomplishable. Imagine god told you that to get to heaven, to taste the sweetest fruits of salvation all you had to do was one thing. Would you not do everything in your power to accomplish it? Would it not give your life such a purpose? An arrow loosed from a bow? Bullet fired from a gun? A singular direction, the thrumming battery of the heart beating for this one goal.

My heaven- my salvation lies in the abduction and interminable rape of Rivet. Thank goodness she does not exist, then, for the monster that I would become. For the truth that I would make manifest.

>>715758068
Incredibly based

>>715758068
Let's be real, you wouldn't do any of that.

>>715758068
I won't believe it. I bet you would not be able to do do anything. let alone harm any of these creatures. You'll be a simp a traitor yo your race but that doesn't matter as because you can be a loving husband for rivet.

Lombaxes purr when you fuck them

>>715759948
nice

>>715759948
>>715760053
I bet they have that built-in response cats have where touching their lower back above the tail automatically makes them raise their ass sky high

What games does she play?

>>715760570
Too Human

Why would Nefarious be the same guy (but more successful) in the alternate universe while Ratchet is a girl? Rivet is not a gender swapped Ratchet, she's just the last Lombax in that reality. She has the same role as Ratchet but she isn't alternate Ratchet.

https://static1.e621.net/data/35/31/3531b4747f694d2871480292eeb807ab.webm

LOMBAX TITTIES

>>715762617

>>715762616
someone voiced this

>>715762346
Ratchet wouldn't have gotten very far at all without Clank and Rivet doesn't meet an equivalent to Clank until the events of Rift Apart.

>>715739013 (OP)
Rivet fucks human males exclusively

>>715744070
It's more like she's the equivalent of Rachet in her universe,but she isn't an alternative version of him so it wouldn't really be selfcest

HUMAN
MEN

>>715762617
LOMBAX BABIES!!!

>>715764707
IMAGINE

>>715764890
What is it about fanon kids that makes me unreasonably angry?

>>715764890
Ratchet couldn’t pull out from a driveway, damn

>>715739013 (OP)
>From Dusk Till Dawn
Rather. Pussy pussy pussy!

>>715764970
The art usually looks like shit.

>>715765065
Nigger they're repopulating an entire race, pulling out is not an option.

2 things can happen, we won't see her ever again, or we won't se ratchet ever again

>>715765636
did you not see the insomniac leaks a few years ago? the next game is already confirmed to feature both Ratchet and Rivet, and they are both going into the Lombax dimension to find the rest of their species.

>>715765268
They're going to need a whole bus for family trips at this rate

>>715765854
I did not, but plans always change

>>715765636
>>715765854
>>715766076
Isn't that game supposed to be the last one?

>C’MON RIVET PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL SWAMPY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE HUMAN! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
*Smashes clank against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A L*MBAX BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A L*MBAX BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH HUMAN MEN!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAVE OUR RACE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A LOMBAX BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A LOMBAX GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO CHAD ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A LOMBAX BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE QUARK SCHOOL OF KEKOLDRY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING LOVING HUSBAND AND FATHER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT L*MBAX BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT L*MBAX FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL WITH MY WRENCH!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING PURPLE CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF QUARK I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

>>715766925
ok

>>715766925
A daring synthesis

>>715762616
My cat has these terrible flemmy sounding coughing fits and she started having one while I was playing this and I can't fucking stop laughing now.

>>715739013 (OP)
Wouldn't she be just kissing herself since she's the genderbent version of Ratchet?

>>715765854
I wish they'd care this fucking much about Sly. I want redemption for Thieves in Time already. I'm still Mass Effect 3 level mad over that bullshit.

>>715770437
Poor Bentley deserved better

>>715770617
aint that the fuckin truth.

this thread is full of cute pictures and now i am sad and filled with loneliness

>>715771568
Such is life