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7/2/2025, 9:14:42 AM
>Hey Morty, m Morty come over here I wanna show you something
>what? Is this gonna be another stupid transformative
>what n no Morty this is different, this is an actual invention.
>ok, so what? Is it like a fart gun or a backpack that poops out fascists.
>Jesus Christ Morty, if I wanted to make a fascist backpack I’d just open a portal to…
>yeah whatever. What is it.
>wow, no respect for the suspense, alright. Well, I invented a hypnosis ray Morty. I’m hypno Rick!
>… ok
>… what do you mean ok?
>I mean didn’t you already do that with the whole love potion thing
>what? No that was all chemicals.
>is there a difference
>of course there’s a fucking difference Morty I invented a hypnosis ray.
>ok, ok, so what are you gonna do now, are you just g gonna go out and have wed with random women or?
>ok wow, another low blow. Really shitting on my design here Morty
>yeah whatever Rick just tell me what you’re gonna do. Or don’t, y y you know I honestly don’t care today. I have things I want to do. I have a date, I have homework I
>Vegas Morty! I was gonna go to space Vegas
>oh
>yeah, and I was gonna take you but you ruined it so im taking Summer now instead. Hope you’re happy
>what? Is this gonna be another stupid transformative
>what n no Morty this is different, this is an actual invention.
>ok, so what? Is it like a fart gun or a backpack that poops out fascists.
>Jesus Christ Morty, if I wanted to make a fascist backpack I’d just open a portal to…
>yeah whatever. What is it.
>wow, no respect for the suspense, alright. Well, I invented a hypnosis ray Morty. I’m hypno Rick!
>… ok
>… what do you mean ok?
>I mean didn’t you already do that with the whole love potion thing
>what? No that was all chemicals.
>is there a difference
>of course there’s a fucking difference Morty I invented a hypnosis ray.
>ok, ok, so what are you gonna do now, are you just g gonna go out and have wed with random women or?
>ok wow, another low blow. Really shitting on my design here Morty
>yeah whatever Rick just tell me what you’re gonna do. Or don’t, y y you know I honestly don’t care today. I have things I want to do. I have a date, I have homework I
>Vegas Morty! I was gonna go to space Vegas
>oh
>yeah, and I was gonna take you but you ruined it so im taking Summer now instead. Hope you’re happy
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