"We could keep him."
"Her. We're not keeping her. Did you call the Humane Society yet?"
"He...she isn't chipped. They'll just put her to sleep. Or adopt her out to some gobbo bug-mill."
"Yeah, well, if that thing lays eggs here, the landlord's gonna burn the whole building down, with us in it. Fuck it, skip the middleman: hand her off to Ratface and his crew. Rat's not completely stupid, he'll likely keep her as a broodmare, rather than just barbecue."
"Aw, man.. But she's so *cute*"