Nintendo would literally rather let the game die and be forgotten than comply with fan feedback. 3 laps and adjusting item chances are no different than L-canceling and wavedashing in their minds. You're disrespecting the intended experience, no matter how bad it is.

>"A dead game is better than a compromise."
-Shiitake Migamodo

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They literally think enjoying the game under your own terms without their approval is disrespectful of them and they'd rather burn it all down than budge one inch on their obtuse Japanese autism.