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The Onion ran 'stories' that probably couldn't be printed today due to the prudishness of zoomers.

>Local Bully Not So Tough Anymore After Getting Molested

>Why Do All These Faggots Keep Sucking My Cock?

>Area Man Experimenting With Homosexuality For Past Eight Years

>My Baby Don't Want No Medicine ('editorial' by a dumb slut teen mom character)

>I Can Instantly Tell Whether Someone Is African-American With My Amazing 'Nigdar'

Or 'Ebert Victorious' right after the death of his partner (the movie critic Gene Siskel).