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>white dudes come on bikes
>they offer you prime white girl church virgin pussy
>all you have to do is pray on sundays and wear strange underwear
>also 10% of your income LMAO
>and also pretend you think joseph smith wasnt just a grifter who wanted a harem so he made a special version of Christianity just to allow harems
>but we dont do harems anymore you can only have one woman now
>also every one of our churches is built like a fort to defend against nigger riots
>And you have to store 6 months supply of food and water somewhere on your property
>Also alcohol is bad and soda is bad for you, dont do drugs
>if you want you can go on an bike trip somewhere (randomly chosen, needs of the army) offering other people to join the cult I mean church
Its basically the white nerd religion but its past its glory days. If feminism falls expect them to go back to allowing multiple wives though, so could be totally based option long term.