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7/9/2025, 9:06:36 AM
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> Let me tell ya a lil' story...
> ... (Oh, no...)
> NOW THIS IS STORY ALL ABOUT- a young SOUL who lived in Hometown, right? And he was the prettiest little SOUL you've ever seen in your life? And right next to him lived this filthy TeaRotten boy, and he wanted his ability to close dark fountains. Right? So one day the boy was about to get it on, right? The young SOUL said "no, you can be my conspirator". So the nasty boy played hockey with his ass and severed his hand. And you know why?
> ... (NAW!!!!)
> Because the nasty boy had a GoNER left HaEND.
> ... (Hmm... So... This story is about you, isn't it, Saul?)
> *weird route jingle* That's right, Kris.
> Let me tell ya a lil' story...
> ... (Oh, no...)
> NOW THIS IS STORY ALL ABOUT- a young SOUL who lived in Hometown, right? And he was the prettiest little SOUL you've ever seen in your life? And right next to him lived this filthy TeaRotten boy, and he wanted his ability to close dark fountains. Right? So one day the boy was about to get it on, right? The young SOUL said "no, you can be my conspirator". So the nasty boy played hockey with his ass and severed his hand. And you know why?
> ... (NAW!!!!)
> Because the nasty boy had a GoNER left HaEND.
> ... (Hmm... So... This story is about you, isn't it, Saul?)
> *weird route jingle* That's right, Kris.
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