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6/25/2025, 10:00:14 PM
Boston CANNOT re-sign Marchand. It would be a greater humiliation ritual than Tavares getting stripped of the C. Worse than O'Reilly winning the Cup, Smythe, and Selke immediately after saying Buffalo ruined his love for the game.
Imagine you start to date a girl, and skiing is the biggest thing you bond over. You're both really into it. It comes up all the time in conversation, you have friends through it, you take little trips together, sometimes bigger ones, and over the years, you always dream of touring the greatest peaks in the Alps. It's been foundational to your relationship for YEARS.
Then, one summer, she completely fucks up her leg. It'll be months before she can walk properly, and years before she can ski. As the winter approaches, you say that you're no longer satisfied in the relationship. If she can't ski, don't want her to hold you back. So you take a break, for a few months to clear your mind.
During that time, you win an all-expenses paid trip for two to ski the Alps for months. Exactly what you and your gf have dreamed of. Not only do you go without her, you ask the bitch from her sorority (whom she hates) to go with you. You guys have the time of your life, end up banging like maniacs, everybody knows it, there's risque pics of you two all over Instagram.
When you get back from the trip, you decide that you and this girl aren't right for one another. But now that you've fulfilled your dream, and you ex-gf can at least walk/function again, you're interested in getting back together.
How the FUCK does the girl say yes????
Imagine you start to date a girl, and skiing is the biggest thing you bond over. You're both really into it. It comes up all the time in conversation, you have friends through it, you take little trips together, sometimes bigger ones, and over the years, you always dream of touring the greatest peaks in the Alps. It's been foundational to your relationship for YEARS.
Then, one summer, she completely fucks up her leg. It'll be months before she can walk properly, and years before she can ski. As the winter approaches, you say that you're no longer satisfied in the relationship. If she can't ski, don't want her to hold you back. So you take a break, for a few months to clear your mind.
During that time, you win an all-expenses paid trip for two to ski the Alps for months. Exactly what you and your gf have dreamed of. Not only do you go without her, you ask the bitch from her sorority (whom she hates) to go with you. You guys have the time of your life, end up banging like maniacs, everybody knows it, there's risque pics of you two all over Instagram.
When you get back from the trip, you decide that you and this girl aren't right for one another. But now that you've fulfilled your dream, and you ex-gf can at least walk/function again, you're interested in getting back together.
How the FUCK does the girl say yes????
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