Coming Home edition.
/hoc/vious: >>149410052

/playoffsbound/

This week marks the beginning of another NHL Draft week. Not going to lie this week is always one of my favorites of the hockey year. All the chatter, the rumors, the speculation — and the hope it provides all fans.

This is going to be Yzerman’s 7th draft and offseason at the helm in Detroit. To put that in perspective, he was in charge of 9 drafts and offseasons in Tampa Bay.

At a certain point, hope needs to turn into action, into movement. This isn’t about mortgaging the future or demanding shortcuts — it’s about recognizing the windows when they start to crack open and having the courage to step through. Buyouts. Cap trades. Hockey trades. Those tools exist this week — and they matter just as much as the draft board.

Additionally, to me, it feels like Florida and Tampa are the only true locks in the Atlantic today. Toronto will likely still be good but are shifting, Boston is rebuilding, can Montreal and Ottawa do it again, and Buffalo is still Buffalo. There’s room to climb now. Not contend necessarily, but ascend.

Not asking for recklessness. Just tired of saying ‘next year’ for almost 10 years..

bud + 1 = trb

i can ride my bike with no handlebars
no handlebars
no handlebars

>>149416353
did you ask chatgpt to make a reddit post?

>>149416329 (OP)
RING RING GOES THE TELEPHONE
THERES NO ONE HOME
THERES NO ONE HOME

Very little trade activity so far this week. Bummer

THATS MY BIKE!

>>149416373
hey you took (stole) that webm from me in the last thread

>>149416385
Stop! Stop or ill shoot!

>>149416380
Not true in the PWHL

>>149416367
My son is obsessed with that song

>>149416406
kino

>>149416413
my dad's son played it a lot when it first came out

What are the odds San Jose doesn't pick this guy?

>>149416447
retards on the flames local hockey board think they can trade rassucks andersuck for this pick

>>149416464
/hoc/ is the local flames hockey board.

I've tried my hardest but I just can't bring myself to care about this year's draft class lads.

I've tried my hardest but I didn't ask

I tried so hard and got so far

I should try harder.

If you’re a GM which one do you target?

My dick was hardest and yer mom asked to jump on it.

>>149416540
robertson easily

>>149416347
Doubt

>>149416566
Yeah, I'd take the chink, laffs BTFO.

>>149416540
>Marner 7-1 against Dallas
Stars are such frauds they get mogged by the laffs.

>>149416540
I never realized how similar their stats are

for me, it's teppo numminen

>>149416602
Now do you understand why you should never believed the hype for players on Canadian teams?

broons

>>149416540
Robertson has had goals in game 6 and 7 of the playoffs, so him.

damn canucks got fleeced on that one

>>149416591
>muh regular season

1967

>>149416591
The entire western conference was weak AF this year

>>149416721
But /hoc/ told me the west were juggernauts and the east was shit

>>149416763
true the knights should have won

>>149416763
hoc told you that you're a retard, Samir

>>149416763
I'm guessing that happened between 10pm-1am EST

>>149416763
/hoc/s right. The western conference is a much tougher division. Flames would’ve made the ploffs if they were in the East.

>Jed Ortmeyer
>Head of player development for the Rags
More like NECK of player development

Boston CANNOT re-sign Marchand. It would be a greater humiliation ritual than Tavares getting stripped of the C. Worse than O'Reilly winning the Cup, Smythe, and Selke immediately after saying Buffalo ruined his love for the game.

Imagine you start to date a girl, and skiing is the biggest thing you bond over. You're both really into it. It comes up all the time in conversation, you have friends through it, you take little trips together, sometimes bigger ones, and over the years, you always dream of touring the greatest peaks in the Alps. It's been foundational to your relationship for YEARS.
Then, one summer, she completely fucks up her leg. It'll be months before she can walk properly, and years before she can ski. As the winter approaches, you say that you're no longer satisfied in the relationship. If she can't ski, don't want her to hold you back. So you take a break, for a few months to clear your mind.
During that time, you win an all-expenses paid trip for two to ski the Alps for months. Exactly what you and your gf have dreamed of. Not only do you go without her, you ask the bitch from her sorority (whom she hates) to go with you. You guys have the time of your life, end up banging like maniacs, everybody knows it, there's risque pics of you two all over Instagram.
When you get back from the trip, you decide that you and this girl aren't right for one another. But now that you've fulfilled your dream, and you ex-gf can at least walk/function again, you're interested in getting back together.

How the FUCK does the girl say yes????

>>149416799
I didn't know he survived all the purges, good for him

>>149416385
Chinese doordashers beware, he's coming to steal yo bikes.

>>149416835
>How the FUCK does the girl say yes????
Girls don't care what you do if you're rich and handsome like Marchand.

>>149416835
Did this happen to you?

I ate some frozen chicken tendies last night and I’m taking the most offensive marner I’ve ever taken, straight up smells like road kill in the shitter

>>149416835
not an apt analogy to be honest

bud1
mitch1

>>149416406
Tfw no bros to go on vacation with

hungry

>Oilers trade away a key forward in order to re-sign Evan Bouchard for 11 million per year.
Kek Mcdavid never gonna win.

>expansion Panthers take you from the Rangers right before they win the Cup
>lose in the finals with the Panthers
>join the Devils the year after they win the Cup
>lose in the finals with the Devils
sad

>>149417077
>11m
what the hell

>>149417078
Maybe he was the problem

>>149417078
He also called Trevor Daley a nigger

>>149417176
Based?

>>149416835
He isn’t going back after they traded him. Hes too good for such a shit team

>>149417176
>"I told Trev this is an old wound with me, I grew up with it. I'm as sorry as anybody that it's stuck with me."
What living in Florida does to a man

>>149417226
kwab

Oilers get a fourth round pick from Canucks in exchange for Kane


thoughts?

>>149416835
Boston is a metropolis with very low self esteem
They are currently fantasising about him wanting to come back

>>149417321
Read the last thread

>>149417321
Read the last thread

posting >>149417226
omg is this true kekek

>>149417078
Kitties would have lost to Edmonton in the last two finals without Bob
Assuming they even made it there

>>149417367
yeah i just read it on wikipedia too kek

>>149417321
>>149417077

>>149417078
Goalie Perry

>>149417340
They are truly a cucked city. They can’t stop losing stars

cheezies > cheetohs

I have a 3 hour drive. Got any recommendations for what I should listen to? I’m thinking metal or psychedelic

>>149417534

>>149417534
yesterday and today's Overdrive

>>149417560
The boys did some new promo shots yesterday.

>>149417550
Tragically hip and rush?

kek shannon does not like the kane trade

>>149417534
Here you go.

/hoc/ tuah

Thinking about hockey

>>149417736
Thanks. I need to listen to more Black Sabbath

>utard faggoth

>>149416904
You sure about that?

>>149417883
big girl...hello

>>149417883
Whyd she cover her face but not the people behind her

>>149416904
>rich
There are only like 20 NHL players who have made enough money to be considered rich in Boston, New York, South Florida, and California. Marchand is not one of them.

lmao shannon called kane the n word

>>149417883
lol that kid is the same size as him

>>149417968
He cant just say that, can he?

>>149417640
Shannon hates black people

>>149416540
the asian appears to be pp babby

BREAKING NEWS

>>149418100
Reilly Smith was a Ranger

>>149418089
Cope Dylan said its media bias and hes elite

>>149418116
he's Brendan Smith's brother

>>149418116
Just another guy that couldn't play with mika and krieder

>>149418118
who dylan?

>>149418131
A prominent stars fan here on /hoc/

>>149416635
agreed, except in regards to Cole Caufield

>>149418131
you tell me dylan

>>149418100
He's like an abused woman who keep going back to his abuser. I hope they trade him during the season.

/hoc/ is looking extra cute today

>>149418200
it has a full no trade clause kek

>>149418200
He did win a cup with them

>>149418084
they dont penalty play they penalty kill (at a much higher rate then the general population)

>>149417883
I thought the dairy queen thing was a joke.
Is he actually on their payroll ?
Doesn't hockey pay enough?

>>149418311

>>149417640

Read the last thread and it was above average

hope my team can protect it's good players in the double expansion draft...

>>149416406
This reminds me of hall pass for w/e reason

having a pregame beer before going to the bar in about an hour and a half

>>149418381
My thoughts on sports are so high quality they were worth posting in the last thread even though I was 17 years old back then. I turned 18 at some point after this current thread was created

watching the codester's podcast with kevin owens

>>149418441
I found the WWE Vault youtube page last night. There is a ton of good shit on there.

>>149418438
Wanna have sex?

>>149418450
hell yeah

>go to mlb game
>make fun of a player's dead mom
>player cries
>get b& from every ballpark in the league
KWAB

>>149417736
based and tony martin pilled

I don't drink

>>149418332
He worked at DQ for an hour and they made him his own flavor blizzard

>>149418481
It's my favourite Black Sabbath era. I even like Forbidden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gatJUZRxPsc

>>149418519
you're not missing out

>>149413561
Megan Chayka is underrated

>>149418542
The archetype of an American woman.
Vapid smile
Lifeless eyes
Bleached teeth
Fake blonde hair

>>149418604
Youre super gay

>>149418561
Iommi released a new mix of Forbidden last year that makes it sound way better than before. he uploaded it on his youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNtjcqZPa3gY9viq8g_JQSRn8_5mOW6Px

>>149418479
good because that's mean and we don't like mean people here in /hoc/

>>149418604
her sister is married to Verhaeghe

>>149418604
kind of like swedish women except they don't unironically sound like the swedish chef when they speak

>>149418609
Yeah I know. I've listened to some of it, but I have to listen to all four remixed albums soon. But I don't have a problem with the old mix of Forbidden.

>>149418426
>on a Wednesday night

kevin owens is a hasb fan

>>149418590
was she partly responsible for getting her brother fired with the private combine?

>>149418613
i agree being mean is gay unless someone deserves it

>>149418649
Nah

>>149418519
do you eat?

>>149418670
You sure about that?

>>149418662
Too many people on /hoc/ have drinking problems and it breaks my heart

>>149418685
my chiefs :)

>>149418689
The stoners are worse

>>149418683
Of course

>>149418696
t. alcoholic

What's he cooking?

I thought we all drank beers and smoked weed and darts at night?

>>149418685
ya so is sami zayn.

>>149418727

>Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

>>149418727
Takagi Burgers

>>149418706
eat shit

:3

playing more of oblivion remastered. this shit rules even though it's buggy as shit.

>>149418739
hometown hero bret hart as well

>>149418750
No

>>149418739
Is he??

someone buy me this shoe

>>149418767
ya

>>149418727

>>149418768
left or right?

>>149418763
I played like 60 hours and it only crashed to desktop twice .
The most stable Todd game I have ever experienced

>>149418783
A habs fan???

>>149418790
kek. eventually i'm gonna go do some end game stuff in expedition 33, but i'm taking a break. new diablo 4 season starts soon too

>>149418737
Had to quit the darts myself

>>149418813
pussy

Flame grilled :3

>>149418813
stopped the darts and started smoking cocks, sad.

>>149418788
left and i'll buy you right

>>149418848
You've got a deal fren

>>149418848
they don't come in pairs

>>149418768
>>149418788
>>149418848
Is this some kind of bit about breast or testicular cancer? because it's very subtle and I give it a 5 out of 5

>>149418874
Terrys single shoe is a over used cancer research fundraising gimmick

I just ate three wiener breads (danish pastry)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JolqmmMk0

Anyone have any interesting thoughts on the draft they'd like to share?

>posts a super hot chick and calls her ugly
>literally eats weiners for snacks
So, the body building rumours are true then

>>149418906
So they manufacture a sneaker, not even to be worn at all
And they give a portion of sales to cancer research? Sounds like a smart business plan, wonder how many people get cancer from the industrial waste generated at the sneaker plant

>>149418981
Who cares about those zips in malaysia

thunderstorm going BOOM

>>149418968
I don't

>>149418989
Jesus of Nazareth

>>149418968
Im too old to care anymore beyond the top 3 picks.

hoob is a dad
:)

>>149419031
:)

>>149419031
very nice baby hoob baby hoob will win us a cup one day i just know it

>>149419057
Papa Hoob will pass the cup to Hoob jr first

>>149419057
>very nice baby hoob baby hoob

>>149418981
If we don't give cancer south east Asian children cancer who will take part in the experimental studies the proceeds fund?

Watching Kurt Angle throw Shane Mcmahon through panes of glass at KOTR 2001.

when are my leafs going to do something

>>149419102
I don't know
Maybe we should do an accountability for cancer research agencies so we can know for certain who enjoys those proceeds
Perhaps you're right about that

>>149418992
Looks like its about to storm here too :)

>>149419081
wordsmith innit

a prodigy

>>149419134
enjoy fren

>>149419151
You too fren

>>149419075
>with the first pick in the 2043 NHL draft the Calgary Flames select...

>>149419171
no wait..

there thats better. thank you 2043 gary

>>149419171
I pray that Gary is still running things in 2043

>>149419125
He's no aware that you're allowed to sign your own players before July 1

>>149419141

*drinks water*
Stay hydrated bros!

>>149419266
Why has Peter never shown the rags any love or respect?

>>149419416
FACT:

Fish fuck in water

What’s the best Ritter sport, euros?

>>149419536
Get a kinder surprise lol

>>149419536
Hazelnut sounds good desu

>>149419416
It’s still over 90 here :(

>>149419536
can you grab me peanut m&m's, s'il vous plait?

I'm going to hit the showers. Anyone need anything?

>>149419536
>Pickle Balls

>>149419598
leave my loofah alone
last warning

>>149419608
I'm going to clean my butt with it :)

>>149419598
Douche

>>149419580
Tough break kid

stomach is gurgling like i'm about to powerwash my toilet but i have to go to the grocery store to buy dinner

pray for me

>>149419674
enjoy shitting your pants in your car and make sure to come right back and tell us all about it

>>149419674
ayo dis nigga shit he pants in da walmart

>>149419674
A truley american drama

guess ill go back to making hentai

>>149419171
>>149419240
Manjeet Grewal

>>149419721
I almost did this once and then the walmart shut down because there was too much crime

>>149418968
My team will never pick in the first 3 rounds again

I could shit in the street and nobody would look twice

>>149419674
drop a mitch at the store
and grab me a dr. pepper while you're there

>>149419803
You can't suffer in Czechia.

>>149418968
Nothing interesting but I have some schizo thoughts on the NHL draft

>>149419815
>Czechia
i'm not sure if you're joking or not

>>149419815
>Czechia

>>149419774
Damn, that sucks you missed your opportunity to shit your pants there :/

>>149419815
People will bully you but I thought it was Czech republic at first

>>149419833
>>149419836
Czech Republic, whatever, who gives a shit.

real shit hours around here

>>149419608
My butt is sparkling it's so clean

I would like to visit Czechoslovakia some day

>>149419892
you owe me a loofah

>>149419894
Gonna need to contact John Titor for that m8

think i may pose as trb to try and get some easy (you)s

>>149419894
I hate to be the bearer of bad news buddy...

>>149419894
got a time machine, buddy!?

>>149419905
Sorry bro, I can't afford one

My being feels unbearably light...

prague is probably the best city in the world 2bh

>>149419915

>>149419971
raped retard

Why do they now call the Czech republic Czechia

>>149420015
same reason the now call turkey türkiye

>>149420028
I don’t call it that

>>149420025
more games more banter with my buds ---- (you) guys

2nd ep of extreme peace comes out in an hour

>>149420025
i want gary gone so the next commish can get rid of the dogshit playoff format

We gonna start calling germany deutschland

>>149420025
More shit games for retards

>the Dominion of Kana'ta

I'm a retard and I LOVE shit games

>>149420028
Ok but why?

>>149420112

>>149420143
I'm pretty sure it was one of the political parties that decided on that.

>>149420143
sounds like a trump idea desu

And here I always thought "Czech" was the short version for Chzechian people
thanks for the fucking update, whatever the fuck you're called

>>149420255
Chzechian is the incorrect term for Czech used by retards

not drinking tonight :)

I always laugh when retards say American education is Euro centric when they teach you nothing about central Europe

>>149420366
cheers!

the czechs got all the czechoslovakia hockey records. slovaks got fucked

Anyone has a picture of that?

I always laugh when a leaf talks because it thinks anyone cares about what it has to say

>>149420442
Kwab

>Vegas is shit
>Marner is shit
Sounds like a match made in heaven to me

didn't anyone else hear a bubbling coming from a steaming pile of shit, or just me?

I love a good Czech Pilsner

>>149420366
I’m gonna get there

>>149420408
Only thing you need to know is one time some central europeans threw some other central europeans out a window and 8 million of them died as a result. They’re retards.

Just lost 2 hell let loose matches in a row, guys. My team sucks assholes.

>>149420408

I’m in a bad place this summer.

>>149420603
Are you in Gary, IN?

>>149420603
Just like my islanders...
>that's right, just like them
>[]

>>149420603
Same

>yeah they're called traps
>pretty cool right?
>people sometimes think its gay to like them but its not gay because the boys are cute and when the boys are cute its not gay

>>149420637
No but I feel like I could be that’s how bad of a place I’m in.

>>149420603
you're with us (づ￣ 3￣)づ

>>149420662
He's gonna look so good in blue

>stalking Connor McFuckface around the mall for meme shots
He'll have you arrested, you better watch your ass

>>149420666
checked
also, Man that sucks

>>149420718
>He'll have you arrested, you better watch your ass
well which is it?

>>149420718
Albertans are worse

>>149420747
He'll arrest your ass, and we all know where that leads

>>149420714
Blue wonder power milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWTJSvErjVI

>>149420662
Fake mcdavids in training

>>149420603
What's wrong fren?

>>149420530
Wait until you hear about the central European who shot another central European after a parade

>>149420662
>mcdavid spends the offseason buying purses
>meanwhile...

>>149420891
This pic looks like it would be right at home in a girlie magazine

Think my head is hollow bros. If I open my mouth and knock on the top it sounds like I’m tapping a coconut.

>>149420858
Just family issues. Sibling drama, Grammy has cancer, my dog just died of cancer. I was so happy in December and now I’m about as low as I’ve ever felt.

>>149420804
Does this post implies that McMeme had an injury during the playoffs that nobody talked about, kept quiet about and is made up in that tw*tter tranny's head?

>>149420994
Sorry fren, I hope it improves

>>149421012
the reason you're so stupid is because you're a homo

>>149421041
Thanks. I’m sure it will I just hate it when things are going well only for the other shoe to drop

>>149420981
Stupid People Tricks are fodder for internet consumption, and you have a duty and obligation to tape yourself and post it online
See you when you're done doing this

>>149421061
you were fodder for bud's consumption

>>149420994
Some exercise would make you feel better, endorphins and shit

>>149421090
Bud’s fault for not getting a TB vax

>>149420804
is he ok?

>>149420994
sorry, bro
hope things turn around soon

>>149420714
Ngl the milk on sweater with Oreo on helmet was a brilliant move

>>149420804
hahahahaha

who is vancouver's biggest rival?

>>149420718
retard

>>149421256
Flames

>>149421256
themselves

>>149421256
Bruins

>>149421256
Gary

>>149421256
Taiwan

>>149421256
Flames.

Also their biggest frens.


Its a very tsundere relationship

>>149421256
how's that famed vancouver-seattle natural rivalry working out that we heard so much about when the kraks got a team

>>149421256
Evander Kane

>>149421256
Your Mother

The scriptwriters are so cringe for making Vegas the place players run off to after a bad breakup
>Marner
>Eichel
>Pacioretty
>Stone
>Smith (x2)
>Hanifin
>Hertl and Pietrangelo (sorta)

>>149421728
thoughts on your loss to bud?

nvke the pnw desu
hug a tree in hell, hippie

>>149421533
It's brewing a bit, but it's difficult when both teams suck. Fortunately Tyler Myers is almost single handedly creating drama every time they play for whatever reason.

c teams stick together

>>149421745

>>149421868
Your moms c was teeming and sticking when she and I were together

Making a run to the store but I have no plans to shit myself

>>149421256
Game 7

bud1
mitch1

>>149421745
Every team slowly turns into Vegas.

>https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/193797151850568519
interdasting

I don't inderstand the bud memes

>>149421868
i always forget the BJs logo is supposed to be a C
in fact i always have to remind myself its a star and flag. whenever i see it on tv it just looks like a mess of shapes

bud + 1 = trb

>>149422053
Ken Holland proves to be just as retarded as Rob Blake

>>149422078
No one does

>>149422098
What are your thoughts on the first year Blue Jackets logo?

>Elliotte Friedman
>@FriedgeHNIC
>Sounds like Morgan Rielly is headed to the LA Kings...Rielly had a full NMC and five years remaining on his contract.
>kongs
>kongs
>kongs
>kongs

>>149422191
also messy and unreadable when small on tv. the cannon is the only good logo they've come up with, which isnt exactly a good thing since its just a drawing of a normal cannon

I have a fever and the only prescription is ppc

>>149422187
bud1

>>149421944
bush league shitpost, my man, you could at least fart in the check out line

bud league 1post, my man

MacKinnon is a RW on a true contender

My Jackies mentioned :)

mitch made trb his bitch

miiiiight as well face it you're addicted to bud

>>149422485
What are expectations for your Jackies next year? They don't seem bad enough to tank but I don't know if they're going to be able to sneak into the playoffs, even though I'd like them to.

>>149422659
no matter how good they are this season, they're still playing it in Ohio

What happened to kippers?

>>149422765

>xhe rb posting beer gifs again
doc isn't gonna like this

>>149422765
dead in a ditch hopefully

>>149422659
Depends how this offseason shakes out. We have a ton of cap space, and some prospects/draft picks we could move to add some pieces. I'm hoping we can add a goalie, RD, and a top-6 RW. We barely missed the playoffs last year with a really young team so I think we could sneak in this year

>>149422751
What's wrong with that? Columbus seems like a real hockey town.

>>149422659
safe to say they're the most irrelevant franchise in league history

>>149422850
see
>>149422863

talk about a flyover state
yikes

>>149422254
Keep dreaming sharkstard

>kane to vancouver
why isn't edmonton appreciative of the guy who took every opening penalty in the games they lost in the final?

>rags

>rags

>rags

>>149416643
our broons are so fucked :(

>>149419031
based :)

might go to the office really early on Friday desu so I can leave early and get a head start on the weekend bros

>>149422785
thanks doc

>>149423629
Don’t remember asking

>>149423629
Big plans this weekend?

>>149423629
That sounds like a good strategy. I left early today to beat the traffic

>>149423683
nah
>>149423688
Thinking about doing like 7:30-3:30 on Friday

>>149423683
Gonna drink wine with my southeast asian wife

>>149423711
sounds grim, i'll pray for you

The heatwave is finally over

What is it with canucks and calders

bud is safe now

i dont mind the dry heat, like i can deal with 95-97 degrees but the humidity kicks my ass

,>works in an office
>married to a seamonkey

>>149423878
I need the money :(

>>149423785
it's actually quite fun :) when she gets drunk her accent comes out and I make fun of her for it then we have sex

fug i thought that comma was dirt

nobody on /hoc/ has sex regularly

>>149423955
I've heard it's overrated.

>>149423955
I'm saving myself for the right woman at the right time

>>149423955
i channel my sexual energy towards the flames

>>149423987
The best part of intercourse is the eye contact
>>149424009
Based and red-pilled

>>149423864
It's dry heat here

bud is saving himself for noel

>>149424027
Yeah I’m thinking based

>>149424078
It’s humid as shit here in the morning but then dries out throughout the day desu

>>149423891
saad

Platinum bros...we did it

>>149424027
>Flames never get lucky
Checks out

My personal trainer is moving to cock eating country :(

I’ve had sexual intercourse with both men and women

I ate 2 massive onions today and I can't stop farting

>>149424271
Two truths and a lie

>>149424283
Who eats onions like that? Did you eat them like an apple or something

>>149424283
Did /fit/ encourage you to start eating onions?

>>149423811
did your crops survive?

>>149424313
they could have been bloomin onions, m8

>>149424313
I sautéed them in butter and added bbq seasoning
>>149424318
no I just like onions

>>149423955
I have sex about once a week. Will probably be having some this evening it just so happens

>>149424330
A lot of my mom's plants are dying. I haven't been berry picking yet

>>149424353
Freakishly based. I like a good sautéed white onion desu.

i didn't know her plants were sick!

>>149424051
I'll start looking for sex when I have <15% body fat

sex is for the birds

>>149424132

Huomenta but the opposite

I don’t consider corn to be a vegetable

Do people unironically put corn syrup on pancakes

My cactus almost died but I saved it :)

>>149424636
Pancakes are gross

I love starting my day with fake pancakes drenched in corn syrup, eggs scrambled with a plastic spatula in my scratched teflon pan, a nice tall glass of sugar juice, and a not-too-strong coffee (8 scoops of sugar, half a cup of milk)

>>149424792
https://youtu.be/mhpQaVsMBpk

Pancakes are okay but for me it's bagels

>>149424665
Good job :)

>>149424877
For me it’s cinnamon raisin bagels :)

>>149423522
>>149416643
charlie mcavoy from the future says we'll make the playoffs

>>149424813
A man's breakfast is black coffee and your choice of nicotine coward

>>149425002
a strong cup of Maxwell house and a Marlboro red will make you marner your guts out

>>149424636
Flavored corn syrup is used by some yes

>>149424636
It's a disgusting practice that must be ended

before work I’ll stop by the Starbucks near the office and get a venti cold brew with light ice in the summer and in the winter I’ll get a venti americano with 5 shots of espresso :)

if marner comes to my knighties we are no longer calling marners marners

>>149425132
lemme see yer business card...

>>149425180
You dont make the rules

>/hoc/ diuretics

>n the Builders Category, former Boston University coach Jack Parker and former Canadian women’s hockey coach, general manager and coaching consultant Daniele Sauvageau were elected.
What the hell have these two done that has contributed even a fraction as much to the game of hockey as Don Cherry has?

What’s your favorite espresso based beverage? For me it’s the humble cappuccino.

>>149425203
cope

bud won
mitch won

trb won

at losing

Mitch Ryan is a fucking pervert and wants to fuck a man's ass and we'll have to assume that's because he's done it before
And that's gross, Mitch... sick and gross

>>149425329
you were raped

who is mitch ryan

>>149425345
a pervert

Who is this “4chan”?

I drink 2 venti black coffees from the Starbucks in my office every day

hello the new NHL expansion team should be bat themed

thank you for your time

>>149425220
He’s mostly was in involved with commentary and commentator's can’t get into the hall to fame. And no that foster Hewitt award doesn’t count.

>>149425363
"the" hacker

>>149425329
bud raped you

>>149425367
Remember to stay hydrated fren coffee can dehydrate you :)

>>149425372
keep them away from vancouver

>>149425372
BLEH!!!!!!!!!!

>>149425394
I drink lots of water every day too :)

>>149425375
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/42103/don-cherry

didn't win dj bingo. daniel was trashed at the other bar when i went to pick up my car. he had bailey's phone because she accidentally left it and he kept asking everyone to text or call her and we repeatedly told him that it was useless since he had the phone, not her.

>>149425372
Batlana

>>149425415
I’ll drink a bottle of water after I drink coffee and then sometimes I’ll drink water with some electrolyte mix :)

>>149425496
Based :)

>>149425478
That’s not hall of fame worthy

>>149425372
Baltimore

>>149425558
>He’s mostly was in involved with commentary and commentator's can’t get into the hall to fame. And no that foster Hewitt award doesn’t count.

You posted a blatant fucking lie, poser
eat shit, you're worth arguing with

>>149425478
I wonder how his one playoff game went

don cherry is an old senile retard

>>149425612
Real /hoc/ material

>>149425515
:)

>Breaking: Sources say #Sabres have agreed in principle to trade forward JJ Peterka to @utahmammoth. BUT there is apparently a contingency holding up deal.

>>149425670
Flames were supposed to get him according to my sources.

>>
>don cherry is an old senile retard

Yep keep embarrassing yourself mitchy boy just like your precious oilers 1993

don cherry wants ice hockey to be for canada and the united states only and that's based, we like that don't we folks, we like that

>he told Mitch to keep scratching that itch

>>149425787

Mitch lost I told my family that some clown doxxed himself and they laughed

>>149425766
>young guns retrd
CMTSU

>>149425787
>>149425805
>>149425835
thoughts on your crushing defeat at the hands of bud?

>>149425862
>mitch is literally on a vpn embarrassing himself
Enjoy watching your pathetic nation never win a Stanley cup. Enjoy your irrrlevant 4 nations win tho!

>>149425862
horse hockey, bitch

>>149425882
>>149425884
what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?

>>149425896
What makes you wanna fuck a man's ass, Froot Loop??

>>149425884
Based

>>149425896
No… just no

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting dishonorably discharged from the air force for head trauma (likely caused by slipping and falling in the bathroom rather than in combat)
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
feel free to add to the list

>>149425922
PPC

>>149425922
Touch grass diddyblud

>/hoc/


>equestrianism, ornithology, and ice hockey

>>149425922
This post is garbage. Tbg won admit it and move on Mitch.

Gary should run gladiator fights over the offseason

>>149425995
lol this is totally Mitch

>>149425588
He’s coaching crew wasn’t hall of fame worthy

>>149426019
Poor little Mitch

>>149426006
>>He’s mostly was in involved with commentary and commentator's can’t get into the hall to fame. And no that foster Hewitt award doesn’t count.

Still does not excuse this comment, though....

florida panthers desu

>>149426050
Mitch and his boytoy

>>149426069
>>149426069
>>149426069

>>149426031
Why?

>>149422916
kek that's a good one