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7/3/2025, 4:16:24 PM
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>ESO
reminder
you make an ugly plasticine character vaguely resembling one of the TES races and plod through a deeply pedestrian rendering of tamriel. you spam click A LOT and press your hotkeys to shit out ugly spells.
You do a bunch of boring quests and the game lazily tries to gaslight you into thinking you accomplished something. You help out the duke or king or whatever the hell at level 2 and for the literal rest of time, whenever you pass by the town square to sell items or use a crafting bench, two NPCs will yell, fully voiced, "hey did you hear about the hero who helped saved the duke? I'd like to buy THAT hero an ale!" every fucking MINUTE.
despite being buy to play the game is aggressively monetized. to craft shit or make your mount go faster, you have to 'train' with those big mobile game timers that paying money allows you to skip. at first they seem reasonable, but then become month-long affairs.
speaking of crafting, i hope you dont want to because without paying for the SUBSCRIPTION you are a second class citizen - crafting materials go into your inventory but with eso+ you get a separate crafting bag instead of having to micromanage like a second job. house decorating? eso+ lets you put down 2x the items, without they look barren.
there are fucking lootcrates in this game. the character that deals these to you canonically exists in the game doing this. LOOTBOXES ARE CANON TO THE LORE IN ESO.
and there are soo many of them. hundreds of unique items stuffed away in gambling. sooo many paid mounts and pets. i hope you like the basic horse because unless you shell out, grind an obscene amount of gold or play a long time for log-in rewards, you wont get anything interesting. there are dozens of homes for sale costing crowns up to an including hundred dollar homes.
The writing.... Hey did you know there was actually another, super secret hidden donut steel daedric prince? Enjoy getting to learn about that shitshow if you play this dreck.
>ESO
reminder
you make an ugly plasticine character vaguely resembling one of the TES races and plod through a deeply pedestrian rendering of tamriel. you spam click A LOT and press your hotkeys to shit out ugly spells.
You do a bunch of boring quests and the game lazily tries to gaslight you into thinking you accomplished something. You help out the duke or king or whatever the hell at level 2 and for the literal rest of time, whenever you pass by the town square to sell items or use a crafting bench, two NPCs will yell, fully voiced, "hey did you hear about the hero who helped saved the duke? I'd like to buy THAT hero an ale!" every fucking MINUTE.
despite being buy to play the game is aggressively monetized. to craft shit or make your mount go faster, you have to 'train' with those big mobile game timers that paying money allows you to skip. at first they seem reasonable, but then become month-long affairs.
speaking of crafting, i hope you dont want to because without paying for the SUBSCRIPTION you are a second class citizen - crafting materials go into your inventory but with eso+ you get a separate crafting bag instead of having to micromanage like a second job. house decorating? eso+ lets you put down 2x the items, without they look barren.
there are fucking lootcrates in this game. the character that deals these to you canonically exists in the game doing this. LOOTBOXES ARE CANON TO THE LORE IN ESO.
and there are soo many of them. hundreds of unique items stuffed away in gambling. sooo many paid mounts and pets. i hope you like the basic horse because unless you shell out, grind an obscene amount of gold or play a long time for log-in rewards, you wont get anything interesting. there are dozens of homes for sale costing crowns up to an including hundred dollar homes.
The writing.... Hey did you know there was actually another, super secret hidden donut steel daedric prince? Enjoy getting to learn about that shitshow if you play this dreck.
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