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7/21/2025, 4:50:38 AM
>"So I hear there's this Zelda movie, can I be in it?"
>[laughter]
>"It's like a little elf who solves puzzles or some shit, I don't know."
>"I could be like the guy who's like, 'Zelda, if you want to enter the Hyrule Castle you must get the key and the only way to get this key is to suck my cock.""
>[laughter]
>"That would be my role. I would be the guy who gets his dick sucked."
>"'What, you're not gonna suck my cock? Guess you're not getting in. Okay maybe you can show your tits. Eh, not those tits. Those aren't big enough to get into the Hyrule Castle.'"
>[laughter]
>[laughter]
>"It's like a little elf who solves puzzles or some shit, I don't know."
>"I could be like the guy who's like, 'Zelda, if you want to enter the Hyrule Castle you must get the key and the only way to get this key is to suck my cock.""
>[laughter]
>"That would be my role. I would be the guy who gets his dick sucked."
>"'What, you're not gonna suck my cock? Guess you're not getting in. Okay maybe you can show your tits. Eh, not those tits. Those aren't big enough to get into the Hyrule Castle.'"
>[laughter]
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