Can they find a role for Jack Black?

>>212942304 (OP)
king harkinian repeating zelda CDI lines verbatim

>>212942304 (OP)
The legend of fuck you white piece of shit trash get replaced. Racist pigs.

>>212942304 (OP)
>Can they find a role for Jack Black?

>>212942304 (OP)
Yes, he can be Zelda's father. The real question is, where does The Rock fit in?

>>212942304 (OP)
Tingle

>>212942430
Ganon
>>212942304 (OP)
Tingle

Where does Chris Pratt fit in this?

>>212942636
The hippy solo Goron character who’s all “dude, what’s up” like in skyward sword

does brown monster people that can roll around, i think the are called gerudos or something

>>212942304 (OP)
Ganondorf

My agent just called and said a new cash grab CGI movie for kids is being made. So what's my role?

>>212942304 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6mkxbvmNwM

>>212942379
is that his mustache or is hair coming out of his nose? i could never tell

>>212942304 (OP)

>"So I hear there's this Zelda movie, can I be in it?"
>[laughter]
>"It's like a little elf who solves puzzles or some shit, I don't know."
>"I could be like the guy who's like, 'Zelda, if you want to enter the Hyrule Castle you must get the key and the only way to get this key is to suck my cock.""
>[laughter]
>"That would be my role. I would be the guy who gets his dick sucked."
>"'What, you're not gonna suck my cock? Guess you're not getting in. Okay maybe you can show your tits. Eh, not those tits. Those aren't big enough to get into the Hyrule Castle.'"
>[laughter]

>>212942304 (OP)
I want for every Hispanic to be genocided

MALON PLAYED BY SNOOD

>>212942304 (OP)
Their first mistake was making this live action.
Second mistake was partnering with Sony instead of continuing their relationship with Universal.
Third mistake was turning this into a trilogy.

>>212943349
>horse girl
yjk

>>212942304 (OP)
King
>>212942636
Link

>>212943551
Why is Zelda's father dark-skinned?

>>212943600
because her mother is white

>>212942326
Absolutely kino. They’re cowards if they don’t do this. Fucking cowards of the highest order.

>>212943600
In the BOTW timeline Zelda's ancestor is a goat furry and a darkskinned hylian. Her ancestry makes no sense

>>212942326
>>212943688
It would be kino but he would fuck up the line delivery so it wouldnt be funny

>The legend of fuck you white piece of shit trash get replaced. Racist pigs.

>>212942430
Dwayne would make a convincing Gerudo but I think they'll stay true to the lore and keep the gerudo female

>>212942304 (OP)

I'm beyond sick of Jables but this wouldn't make me mad.

>>212943600
Because >>212943551 rendition is specifically based on Odin's wanderer persona. Blue cloak, one eye, white beard, weathered skin, guiding travellers and seekers of knowledge. The entire opening of Link waking in a cave is referencing the wounded king sleeping in the mountain myth. But instead, the king is already dead and waiting nearby for the awaited hero's return.

>>212942475
Robin Williams would have played him for free

>>212944113
Looks bratty
I wonder if Zelda's gonna be a bitch to Link like in the switch title

>>212942304 (OP)
He can be the annoying owl in OoT that you spam press A on and end up repeating all the dialogue again.

>>212944113
i really like they picked unknown theater kids. she seems low profile, didn't even acknowledge or post anything to social media about being cast.
she's part of the pronoun gang though...

>>212943600
spoiler alert he's a ghost

>>212945053
Okay.
Why is the ghost dark-skinned?

>>212943723
It doesn’t have to be jack black. I just want a cdi cutscene movie honestly, complete with squadallah, lamp oil and bombs.

Who would be Link's uncle?

>>212945123
You received several answers anon

>>212942829
Tingle ofc

Grey Griffin voicing Navi