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Similar to this anon I've been shafted with a meme raise after my hardest year yet + a RTO demand

I'm brainstorming ideas on how to be the most obnoxious possible in-person colleague in the hopes that they'll grant me remote status or lay me off

ideas so far:
>absolutely zero deoderant
>get cartoon stains all over my clothes (think mustard, ketchup, perhaps a lingering pickle or onion) and wear the same fit day after day
>cranking wet, loud farts in the cube farms while wearing headphones for plausible deniability (think: was that anon? does he have a medical condition? lmfao)
>have wife call me impersonating various people so I can loudly take personal phone calls discussing all the ointments I need from my "doctor"
>shout obscenities when I get a compiler error
>let the very bottom of my gut pop out of my shirt and act like it's not happening -- maybe brush up against people's shoulders with my bare gut in their cubes when I go and ask for "help"

cmon anons I need more ammo for my sitcom exit of this shit job