>go to usual bar
>tan slim latina with FAT tiddies in loose top shows up with her fat goblina friend
>giving me the eyes for like an hour but I just know the fatty is gonna be a problem if I approach
>they leave after a while
>spend the rest of the night thinking about her and her MASSIVE juicy tits

they were fucking huge bros, you have no idea. I even considered sneaking a picture but was scared of getting caught and kicked out or something. if her fat friend hadn't been there I probably would've worked up the courage to go over and say something.
I hate fat women so much bros.