>MFW it's actually a good plot about how the Asari have been manipulating the ENTIRE GALAXY with subtle psionics to appear attractive to every race, mingle with everyone's DNA and have become clandestinely hostie towards humans, the galactic hegemon race (after Shepard leaves the council to die of course).
The Asari start recruiting Batarian extremists to terrorise human colonies and installations, hiring Volus to undercut human companies in trade, hiring Salarians to develop a human version of the genophage...

The Asari were the true villains in the series and were already preparing contingency measures for Humanity before the reapers arrived.

New protag discovers a Prothean McGuffin which breaks the Asari psionic link and lets every race see their true Lovecraftian tentacle monster form. Entire galaxy thrown into turmoil when the hot bitches are revealed to be the alien version of cuckoos.