Thread 712776580

Guess the plot of Mass Effect 4.

>>712776580 (OP)
idk something gay and progressive most likely

the mass relays turned the geth nonbinary

>>712776580 (OP)
Working for Batarian reparations that should bankrupt the rest of the galaxy but instead saves them from terminal xenophobia.

Every character will be a hot female and the title will be changed to Mass Erect.

>>712776580 (OP)
>*sigh*... Somehow Reapers have returned

They go all in on the Indoctrination Theory and the fanbase is forced to admit it was always a retarded idea. I call it the 'Disney Cycle'.

>>712776580 (OP)
something something white men bad, all the female party members are frumpy and ugly

>>712776580 (OP)
>Actual Idea
Reapers uploaded a backdoor virus to the Geth as a fail safe just in case they failed. Geth are activated and you have a bit of the old and new threat returning. Throw in a more powerful Krogen nation beefing with the Turians/Salarians because of the genophage and you got a solid A/B Plot.

>Stupid Idea
Time Travel, somehow

>>712777030
This, but its actually about answering the Batarian question by invading the Hegemony, murdering all the men, liberating the female Batarians and then genetically modifying them to be compatible with Humans, with births that only create Batarian female or Human babies.

I never played Dragon Age, but as I understand it, the they overroad all your choices by blowing everyone up and saying they all, effectively, ate their own dicks and died.

That. I think they'll do that. The genophage mutated and suddenly the cure doesn't work anymore. The Geth and the Quarians never forged a peace or, if they did, the peace didn't last. That kind of shit.

>>712776580 (OP)
I want it to be exclusively about the collapse of galactic diplomacy, the dissolution of the Council, with all the races hating each other (with notable exceptions such as the Quarians, Krogan and Salarians becoming very friendly with the Alliance depending on Shepard's choices throughout the series).
Everyone also fucking despises the Asari now and they are exiled on mass by most other species because they're hypocritical shitheads.

>>712777872
This is actually the most realistic outcome. All that galactic harmony crap will immediately go out the window after the Reapers are dealt with and the races find justifiable reason to be at each others throats again.

>>712778081
I like it. Lots of room for companion engagement and interaction.

>>712776580 (OP)
>new evil man in town... calling himself a king
>booting out all the migrant space miners because they ain't orange
>said he ain't paying for "coswoke" programs no more
>can he even define "coswoke"?
>some people saying he's building a reaper army... all star warfare like...
>mxr. shepardiminez, we need you to 86 this "king"
>will you be on the right side of history?
>* we're only human after all, we're a democracy after all *

>>712778081
The krogan are unreliable allies. The Salarians are just as likely to backstab us without warning. The quarians probably just want to focus on repopulating their homeworld for the next hundred years.

A fuck load of trannies and theythems lecturing the player on how to be an ally using 21st slang and jargon in this 24th century science fiction game.

probably going to pick off from andromeda with the gold shit in space i forgot the name off and the remnants

>>712778390
Imagine being a Quarian male after getting your homeworld back. Just endless unprotected sex with cute Quarian bitches, repopulating your race.

>>712778531
The weird space smoke stuff that could somehow tear through planets?

>>712776580 (OP)
a return to form of mass effect 2, it's all daddy issues

>>712778556
Do you think Quarians get mad that the closest thing they have to a princess would be getting plowed by Shepard every night or would they see it as a source of pride that the man who helped them reclaim their homeworld and saved the galaxy loves one of them romantically?

>>712776580 (OP)
Some people look at that and see a Geth
I just see Mr. Hands.
The second is more likely in Mass Effect.

>>712777872
>>712778081
But anon, that might affect our perfect utopic LGBTQIA2SM+ friendly universe.
We can't have things like strife and hatred in it.
It's all about boarding a ship and singing kumbaya, as you set off for an unknown galaxy, without a single canon mounted on your ship, so you won't be branded a colonizer.

>>712776580 (OP)
I will laugh if they bring reapers back

>>712776580 (OP)
black woman is the key to saving everything because white people are too racist and evil to do anything. Boobs no longer exist. there are 300 gay sex scenes and 5 straight ones, 2 of which are non-binary partners and 2 more are femdom. The submissive female relation ship is with a fat woman. She had a black boyfriend before you.

>>712777168
nice. Chinese dev?

>>712776580 (OP)
it is revealed that excessive use of element zero causes the galaxy to become unstable and can end all life in the universe.

The reapers was trying to keep alien cultures alive by indexing them in each reaper so they will still remain when everything goes dark

>>712777409

FUCK my first thought seeing this thread

I just want to fuck some hot blue alien

>>712783674
I'd be lying if this didn't come to mind, instantly.

>>712776580 (OP)
>The Quest for More Money

>>712784220
More like the quest for more activism.
There's no way this thing is making any money.

>>712776580 (OP)
The main plot will be something lame and cliche that exists solely to provide structure to secondary plotlines and sidequests which will all be gay and retarded.

>>712777409
BOOM! new trilogy. thanks for the idea bud, can't wait to tell the VEO this!

>>712776743
Kek

>>712776580 (OP)
Fascist white man bad.

Time travel

>>712776580 (OP)
an ancient evil awakens

>>712776580 (OP)
>Reaper sits down
>"So... I'm non binary"
>Sheppard pulls a barb for misgendering the robot cuttlefish made of millions of consciousnesses
>Bioware goes out of business

>>712781247
>Thanks to Shepard I get to fuck prime Quarian pussy literally all day. It's only fair he gets one for himself

>>712776580 (OP)
The geth start manufacturing units with huge hard throbbing cocks shooting hot loads and the galaxy doesn't know how to deal with them until the MC finds out to defeat them he needs to suck them dry

>>712776580 (OP)
Anyone else sort of see an upside fat wojak screaming in the crater?

>>712776743
FPBP

make it a crossover with warhammer 40k

>>712776580 (OP)
God I hope it's good but that's my copium talking. It will be a woke filled shitstain of a game.

How can they unironically bring Shepard back?

>>712787210
The same way they revived him on ME2, just grab his corpse and claim that you're using a technology capable of doing miracles

>>712787210
Same as in ME2 but considerably way more gayer, they'll also make him trans in the process

>>712787539
>his
>>712787668
>him
Only FemShep is real

>>712787996
Real good at sucking Batarian dick, get outta here.

The Super Mega Ultra Reapers are coming and only the chosen one who is a Batarian can stop them. Earth was killed off screen by a supervolcano.

>>712776580 (OP)
Cerberus survived and is sowing discord among the council races by streaming divisive content on the extranet. You play as an FtM asari transperson whose job is to hunt down toxic Cerberus alpha males who mock your efforts to settle Krogan refugees on Salarian planets.

>>712776580 (OP)
>The Leviathans are trying to take over the universe
>Whoever made the Scourge is trying to take over the universe
>Dark Energy is trying to take over the universe
>Shep is the protagonist again
>Tali romance removed because the VA refuses to do lesbian shit

Given that ME4's director was actively shitting on Veilguard the entire time and straight up refused to let those retards work on his game after theirs flopped, I have a slight hope that he saw the writing on the wall and at least tries.

the entire game is playing space cop and busting local gangs while fucking aliens
no overarching story
no ancient evil
no returning characters

As it turns out, Kai Leng actually survived. He sends a mail to Shepard pretending to be the Turian government, but in reality it's a phishing link and drains Shepard's bank account. Thus begins another tale featuring Shepard seeking revenge against the best antagonist in the series.

-KL

>>712790892
Bioware is comprised on so many levels that you've naïve to think that. It's not just the writers and artists who don't have a clue. It's everyone. The level designers, coders and so on are all fundamentally incompetent.

>>712791094
>no returning characters
Liara is already confirmed, bro.

>>712791284
Yeah and I'm pretty sure Bioware knows that if this flops like Veilguard, that they are getting fired and their studio shit down.

>>712791532
they were probably working on mass effect while on veilguard, and now that they saw the bkaclash, are having to go back and scrub all that shit. so we're going to get the worst of both worlds

>>712791704
True. But there is a chance they scrubbed the DEI trash and decided going back to basics will save their collective asses.

>>712787996
Faggot

>>712791952
If they couldnt get it right with ME3 which was 14 years ago, while ME4 is another 3-4 years away adding onto that, what makes you think they would get it right then? When any lingering talent or dignity has fled the company completely?

>>712776580 (OP)
>an ancient evil arises

>>712787996
I've played both. Femshep just doesn't feel right. It was clearly written as a story revolving around a heroic white male protagonist.

>>712776580 (OP)
>lengthy sidequest about side character being gay/asexual/a tranny/non binary/etc.

>>712792301
shep is lightskin arabic

I honestly don't get why some people say fem Shep is the way to go. She sounds like a proto-girlboss half the time

>Geth party member sits down at table
>''Sooo commander this Unit is non-binary''

>>712792058
technically the fucked up ME2s story as well. and probably could argue it was all because of EA anyway.

>>712776580 (OP)
Who's the creative team?

Shepard is the bad guy but you can’t figure out why she is fucking things up. The twist will be that Shepard is still good but misunderstood.

Female protag and Geth being back is all I need to know that its gonna be goyslop, the Geth shit alone could've been an entire trilogy of whether or not starting AI up again is a good idea
the shit is just gonna be Andromeda 2

>>712792613
>You're a fucking robot. All you are is binary code in a metal shell.

>>712792504
With blue eyes? Erm no

>>712793318
sorry anon, i didnt design the character

>>712792776
>Narrative director is a woman
>The senior writers are women
>The Lead "Normandy" designer is now a woman
>The Business executive supervising within EA is a woman
>The designers are women.
The game will empower young women, with a young cast of zoomer characters in a story about overcoming the woes of The Manosphere In Space, and they will call that Mass Effect.
Importing male Shepard will lead to a lot of defamatory and revisionist reminiscing about how Shepard was bad for history, but if it was femshep they will say she pioneered the future.

The whole game will be a psyop and you will eat it up because you're a cuck

Mass Effect is now a female franchise.

>>712776580 (OP)
>Guess the plot of Mass Effect 4.
most likely shit
but I was actually curious so I asked ai to do it a while ago
https://rentry.org/rd3exzna

>>712787668
please take your fetish somewhere else

>>712776580 (OP)
Veilguard in space. That'll be $80

>>712777409
>>712776580 (OP)

The assari are seen as the sex pest bio weapons they are.
> can breed with anyone
> only create assari
> can sex mind trick people

It's like they're straight from Greek tragedies about evil gods/goddesses

>>712776580 (OP)
I still cannot get over how gay that ship looks

It'll be Moby Dick or Heart of Darkness but IN SPACE.

>>712777251
it's incredible that chatgpt is capable of writing better dialogue than the people who came up with this.

>MFW it's actually a good plot about how the Asari have been manipulating the ENTIRE GALAXY with subtle psionics to appear attractive to every race, mingle with everyone's DNA and have become clandestinely hostie towards humans, the galactic hegemon race (after Shepard leaves the council to die of course).
The Asari start recruiting Batarian extremists to terrorise human colonies and installations, hiring Volus to undercut human companies in trade, hiring Salarians to develop a human version of the genophage...

The Asari were the true villains in the series and were already preparing contingency measures for Humanity before the reapers arrived.

New protag discovers a Prothean McGuffin which breaks the Asari psionic link and lets every race see their true Lovecraftian tentacle monster form. Entire galaxy thrown into turmoil when the hot bitches are revealed to be the alien version of cuckoos.

>>712776580 (OP)
living planet gain sentience, start devouring the galaxy, can travel trough dark space and shift itself from material space
need to geet ancient tech combined with new to make a planet killer

How the fuck did Bioware manage to make such a fucking giga Chad like Shepard? I love how by ME3 you could already see their hatered towards male Shepard, he was progressively moved to sidelines in promo materials

>>712776580 (OP)
Same as the trilogy: some ancient space robot is trying to kill everyone before their natural lifespan ends to protect them or so. Plot holes incoming.

>>712776580 (OP)
Something they stole from a tv show like everything else in this dogshit franchise.

>>712796230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu_eDxflkMc

Somehow, the reapers returned...

>>712776580 (OP)
the veilguard characters become reapers
>shepard, so i'm non binary

>>712791094
Honestly just a game that goes back to you doing strictly Spectre shit and not having some cosmic threat again would be the best route to take it, not to say Inquisition did much right but going in a direction like that game did storywise and even letting you play as an alien or human would be pretty nice. I'd still like to see Shepard but make him show up in some side role, that story is done

>>712796692
Ahh, yes, "Reapers."

Shitpost plot: Reapers (and whoever created the shit from Andromeda) were merely trying to protect the universe from an even bigger, badderer, threat.

Actual idea: You play as someone on a new multi-species colony that's investigating some sort of incident. No extra galactic big bad, no ancient evil awakening, just regular corrupt and/or inept people doing bad shit. Keep things planetary level at best. Maybe, maybe, have them utilize some scavenged Reaper tech they found after the war to psuedo-indoctrinate people.

If they're hellbent on including Liara, have her approach you and your team after the credits, saying she's been wanting to build a team to handle these kinds of incidents. To send people where they can do good and help out while the Council (or whatever governing body rises up from its ashes) sits on their hands and does nothing to help the people and worlds that need it.

>>712776580 (OP)
>Great space drama adventure
>Female Geth you could fuck
>Rachni Queen you could fuck
>Your blood related family members of opposite sex in your team you could fuck

But that would be too progressive.

>>712777673
>Geth are activated
but.. but... I killed all AI-based "life" with the crucible

A team of faggots, trannies, and brownoids travel around fighting some lame villain and have lots of gay sex and discussions about made up genders

>>712796472
Truly a mystery...

>>712797338
So essentially, what Spectres do normally

>>712777409
we'll bang, ok?

>>712776580 (OP)
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>>712776580 (OP)
shepard survives nothing else matters

>>712778081
>Everyone also fucking despises the Asari now and they are exiled on mass by most other species because they're hypocritical shitheads.
>not enslaving them and provide Asari cocksleeve to every human
Retarded and gay post

>>712776580 (OP)
The question is, who cares?