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7/24/2025, 2:50:08 AM
>>11339738
Granted. But your "precum problem" is not that you leak copious amounts of pre every time you get mildly aroused... Okay, you DO leak copious amounts of pre every time you get mildly aroused. But that's not the issue.
The issue is that your pre isn't a slightly-viscous watery fluid like normal people's pre. For some inexplicable and unknowable reason (I couldn't think of anything better), your pre tends to come out in the form of big floating bubbles, like some sort of really perverse chewing-gum maniac. Said bubbles tend to be surprisingly sturdy and hard to pop, at least until they deteriorate over time.
I want to be immediately clear about one thing: you will NOT get into trouble for nutting your splooge everywhere, or sporting a huge erection tenting your skirt, or any sex-related issue. With all these /d/eviant wishes going around, society has more or less given up, legalizing "indecent exposure" worldwide. No, the problem is that your pre-bubbles are, frankly, ridiculous. I mean, you nut balloons like a clown in an orgy - who is gonna take that seriously? Nobody, that's who. Anyone who watches it happen will find it hilarious, but most importantly, they will not be able to get in the mood for sex for weeks if not months. You can kiss your sex life goodbye.
There's an obvious solution: block your urethra so that the pre-balloons can't come out. This would also have the extra benefit that all that pre would remain inside your balls and inflate them over time - which is a lot more respectable and accepted than the whole bubble thing. And if you pre-nut inside someone? Well, as long as the pre stays inside of them, there is no problem, right? Out of sight, out of mind. Just pound them hard enough that they won't be able to feel you cumming a string of anal beads inside their buttholes...
>I wish to be the Gold Fairy, fairy of gold.
Granted. But your "precum problem" is not that you leak copious amounts of pre every time you get mildly aroused... Okay, you DO leak copious amounts of pre every time you get mildly aroused. But that's not the issue.
The issue is that your pre isn't a slightly-viscous watery fluid like normal people's pre. For some inexplicable and unknowable reason (I couldn't think of anything better), your pre tends to come out in the form of big floating bubbles, like some sort of really perverse chewing-gum maniac. Said bubbles tend to be surprisingly sturdy and hard to pop, at least until they deteriorate over time.
I want to be immediately clear about one thing: you will NOT get into trouble for nutting your splooge everywhere, or sporting a huge erection tenting your skirt, or any sex-related issue. With all these /d/eviant wishes going around, society has more or less given up, legalizing "indecent exposure" worldwide. No, the problem is that your pre-bubbles are, frankly, ridiculous. I mean, you nut balloons like a clown in an orgy - who is gonna take that seriously? Nobody, that's who. Anyone who watches it happen will find it hilarious, but most importantly, they will not be able to get in the mood for sex for weeks if not months. You can kiss your sex life goodbye.
There's an obvious solution: block your urethra so that the pre-balloons can't come out. This would also have the extra benefit that all that pre would remain inside your balls and inflate them over time - which is a lot more respectable and accepted than the whole bubble thing. And if you pre-nut inside someone? Well, as long as the pre stays inside of them, there is no problem, right? Out of sight, out of mind. Just pound them hard enough that they won't be able to feel you cumming a string of anal beads inside their buttholes...
>I wish to be the Gold Fairy, fairy of gold.
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