When I was a kid, I always fantasized about going on the Ruff Ruffman show. I didn't know how the application process worked, I just thought they had recruiters randomly pick lucky motherfuckers from across America, and it was always my dream that one day some random dude would be like "Yep, we're the Ruff Ruffman show, it's your turn, time to go on the Ruff Ruffman show". I was always a bit anxious though, because I knew the odds of being picked would be so low, and even if I DID get picked, my family was really poor, and I assumed you had to pay for the plane tickets and shit, so even if I DID somehow get selected, the opportunity would slip by me because I'd never be able to afford it.

There was this one episode where they went to an amusement park, and it just seemed like a wish come true for a kid in a poor family; go ride some rides, eat some food, play around with other kids my age, and then have the chance to win a prize after everything is said and done.

The intro was kino