>be Donald Trump
>stage a military parade ostensibly to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the US Army
>it just so happens to be your birthday
>the parade is a tawdry spectacle - loose gaggles of slovenly mutts in baggy ill-fitting fatigues shuffling listlessly along like a newsreel of a defeated, captured army
>ill-maintained 1970s tanks screeching and squealing like the junk they are

Was this an open "fuck-you" by the army to a Commander-in-Chief who wimped out of Vietnam?

>1 trillion ($1,000,000,000,000) dollar budget
>can't march in coordination
>can't even goose step

I was actually looking forward to the US taking pride in its military once again and it turned out just to be a fucking humiliation.

>1 trillion ($1,000,000,000,000) dollar budget
>can't march in coordination
>can't even goose step

I was actually looking forward to the US taking pride in its military once again and it turned out just to be a fucking humiliation.