crazy.. imagine getting a girlfriend in 2025

I literally made out with two twin sisters last sunday and one of them had a boyfriend
Fucked one of the sister which I was already fucking ever since I met her in college.
I know a lot of girls and they usually open up with me about stuff and most of them nonchalantly just assume cheating on their bfs
probably is something that happens only with brazilian girls right?

>go get a haircut at great clips
>a 37 year old roastie single mom with a half black child is cutting my hair
>begging me for a job at my company and hitting on me

Jesus Christ just cut my hair and shut the fuck up.

I see many people make fun of Islam and Muslim for "being ridiculous" and "believing in the weirdest shit" quoting the Quran and hadiths, but really, for all of them, Christians are worse.

"Muslims believe Muhammad went on a non-material journey to heaven riding a mythical horse"
Christians believe Moses parted the sea in two, Jesus resurrected a guy, cured blindness, and catholics believe all sort of stuff about some saint miracles that are more far fetched than the hadith story
"LOL this hadith says dates can cure poison and some Muslims actually believe"
Some Christians believe the wine in eucharist becomes literal blood, and the bread literal body of Christ

Literally for every silly story and belief in Islam, Christians do it worse