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5/24/2025, 12:47:19 AM
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>>57825312
>Someone might notice you're leaving pawprints, not human footprints
>Gotta illusion every step to be "correct"
>Leaving such easily tracked clues is enough to give any Zoroark an ulcer
>Zorua need to be watched too. And he isn't capable of hiding his pawprints well.
>Human mate doesn't understand the value of a good escape route.
>And, of course, you're smack-dab in the middle of the beach.
>Nothing but open ground for hundreds of feet.
>You're going soft, letting him pick such a poor spot.
>At least he's smiling.
>Water-type trainers everywhere
>"No, we're not battling." for the umpteenth time.
>Sand will be in your fur for months.
>You'll have to shower when you get home.
>That poliwrath looks like he could charge at any moment.
>Yes, you are racist, and you don't like 'em.
>Mate assures you nobody will steal from your cooler; you always keep an eye on it.
>Someone has to.
>That vaporeon is sniffing your beach towel a little too close for your liking.
>Is she smelling you or the ham sandwiches in the cooler?
>Better mask your scent in the water just in case.
>And double back twice to throw off any possible trail.
>The snack shack is selling ice cream, but you know enough about prices to realize that's a rip-off.
>You'll have to steal those pikachu ice cream bars with the gumball eyes now.
>It's only right.
>Your son deserves one.
>And you deserve a hard-earned treat too.
>The things you do for this family.
>>57825312
>Someone might notice you're leaving pawprints, not human footprints
>Gotta illusion every step to be "correct"
>Leaving such easily tracked clues is enough to give any Zoroark an ulcer
>Zorua need to be watched too. And he isn't capable of hiding his pawprints well.
>Human mate doesn't understand the value of a good escape route.
>And, of course, you're smack-dab in the middle of the beach.
>Nothing but open ground for hundreds of feet.
>You're going soft, letting him pick such a poor spot.
>At least he's smiling.
>Water-type trainers everywhere
>"No, we're not battling." for the umpteenth time.
>Sand will be in your fur for months.
>You'll have to shower when you get home.
>That poliwrath looks like he could charge at any moment.
>Yes, you are racist, and you don't like 'em.
>Mate assures you nobody will steal from your cooler; you always keep an eye on it.
>Someone has to.
>That vaporeon is sniffing your beach towel a little too close for your liking.
>Is she smelling you or the ham sandwiches in the cooler?
>Better mask your scent in the water just in case.
>And double back twice to throw off any possible trail.
>The snack shack is selling ice cream, but you know enough about prices to realize that's a rip-off.
>You'll have to steal those pikachu ice cream bars with the gumball eyes now.
>It's only right.
>Your son deserves one.
>And you deserve a hard-earned treat too.
>The things you do for this family.
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