This was a few years ago.
I saw my boss's wife out with the girls at a club, and she was getting sloshed.
Stupid cunt married to a fucking asshole, but hot
I decided to see how drunk she was, and asked her if she wanted to dance.
Bitch dragged me out on the floor, was grinding all over me
She was so fucking drunk that when I asked her if she wanted to head somewhere to fuck she said sure
cunt never asked about a condom, and passed out about 10 minutes after we got in the hotel room

Pic related, from that night, she is on the left.