>be me
>live with boomer Christian grandma who learned English from Jamaican neighbors
>she yells daily because I exist
>I tell her to shut up once
>she goes full Final Boss mode
>“YOU GON SEE WHAT HAPPEN”
>says she’s calling my schizo ex-Marine brother to "fix me"
>I hit record
>she starts fake-crying and claiming I’m violent
>I dip to a men’s shelter like it's Fallout: New Jersey
>show Eatontown PD the video
>“You have a mental health history, sir”
>they 5150 me instead of her
>Monmouth Medical doc says I could’ve *died* from shelter life
>guess I’m supposed to go back to the abuse palace
>lie my way out like a certified method actor
>world keeps turning
>mfw America punishes you for not funding scams or hitting grandma
>mfw I still have the footage and Eatontown PD still doesn’t give a shit

Political because of local police incompetence with domestic violence.

https://youtube.com/shorts/I9p0s1P9G9Y?feature=shared

>fast forward months
>my charger broke so I’m at Best Buy
>dollar store Kevin Costner from Facebook asks for gift card money (scam) from grandmother who doesn’t know about American culture
>she raises her voice when I refuse to “help”
>I hit record again
>she smacks me (check for bump)
>I remember Eatontown pd and do nothing but inform a caseworker
>I’m moving out
https://youtube.com/shorts/P25N4aLs0cU?feature=shared

be me
>former NEET with a dream (disability arc)
>live with Christian grandma who learned English from Jamaicans
>she yells at me 24/7 like I owe her 50 pushups
>tell her to stfu
>she activates voodoo mode
>“YOU GON SEE WHAT HAPPEN”
> says she will call my schizo ex-Marine brother to ‘discipline’ me after pretending I hurt her
>record her boomer meltdown in 1080p
>escape to men’s shelter like it’s Fallout: New Jersey
>go to Eatontown PD
>show the video expecting justice
>“You have a *mental health history*, sir”
>tfw they side with the Jesus freak
>get 5150’d to Monmouth Medical Center like a common NPC
>doc says “you could’ve DIED” for choosing shelter life and they consider indefinite commitment due
>I lie my way out with peak autistic charisma
>nobody cares
>America punishes you for not hitting your grandma
https://youtube.com/shorts/I9p0s1P9G9Y

>fast forward
>be me again
>in Best Buy trying to rebuild arc
>dollar store Kevin Costner from Facebook asks for gift card
>I decline the side quest
>he initiates *manipulator cutscene*
>I record like a good citizen
>dude slaps me
>remember this isn’t a country
>Eatontown PD not called because of last time
>check for bump in the beginning
https://youtube.com/shorts/P25N4aLs0cU

>tfw you’re the last sane protagonist in a filler arc nobody's watching
>uses ChatGPT to write greentext because I don’t care anymore

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/OPHfnRUs-P8?feature=shared [Open]

>be me
>former NEET with a dream (disability arc)
>live with Christian grandma who learned English from Jamaicans
>she yells at me 24/7 like I owe her 50 pushups
>tell her to stfu
>she activates voodoo mode
>“YOU GON SEE WHAT HAPPEN”
> says she will call my schizo ex-Marine brother to ‘discipline’ me after pretending I hurt her
>record her boomer meltdown in 1080p
>escape to men’s shelter like it’s Fallout: New Jersey
>go to Eatontown PD
>show the video expecting justice
>“You have a *mental health history*, sir”
>tfw they side with the Jesus freak
>get 5150’d to Monmouth Medical Center like a common NPC
>doc says “you could’ve DIED” for choosing shelter life and they consider indefinite commitment due
>I lie my way out with peak autistic charisma
>nobody cares
>America punishes you for not hitting your grandma
https://youtube.com/shorts/I9p0s1P9G9Y

>fast forward
>be me again
>in Best Buy trying to rebuild arc
>dollar store Kevin Costner from Facebook asks for gift card
>I decline the side quest
>he initiates *manipulator cutscene*
>I record like a good citizen
>dude slaps me
>remember this isn’t a country
>Eatontown PD not called because of last time
>check for bump in the beginning
https://youtube.com/shorts/P25N4aLs0cU

>tfw you’re the last sane protagonist in a filler arc nobody's watching
>uses ChatGPT to write greentext because I don’t care anymore

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/OPHfnRUs-P8?feature=shared