Gonna reveal the secret to my fellow jesters because yes, being a clown at all times WILL give women the ick. No-one wants to fuck a clown, but they can be 'laughed into bed' as they say.
You just have to not act the fucking clown 100% of the fucking time like I've seen most of you fuckers doing. Never act serious, never aspire to anything beyond making others laugh, can't read the fucking room and HAS to joke around even if it's inappropriate. Also STOP fucking getting a laugh and then doubling-down and trying to keep the laugh train going ALSO no fucking physical comedy man don't start picking girls up and carrying them around makes my fucking skin crawl yes I've actually seen some of you do this.
Get your laughs when you see the chance but you gotta be an edgy bitch sometimes, gotta be a smart guy sometimes, gotta show that you have thoughts in your fucking head sometimes you know? You can be 'the funny one' without it being your whole fucking personality. Don't force it if you're not in the mood, and especially if they aren't in the mood.
>t. class clown that got laid/girlfriends