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I'm using coomsoomer Pro, and it turns off updates just fine. Telemetry has a tragic accident when it hits Windows Firewall (no, there's no magic delusional "bypass firewall" marker for telemetry packets) - and this applies to ALL telemetry, not just Windows' which is (only partially) stopped by the EnableTelemetry registry value.
The "LTSC is a panacea that will solve all my problems" view is negatively correlated with IQ, and positively with laziness. Hence it's popularity on /g/.