>>63926610
>the fucking huge centipedes we get here I don't much like though because one night one of them snuck into my bivvy and cuddled up with me in my sleeping bag.
>It was about 20cm long and crawled out under my armpit onto my chest before I hurled it out and beat it with my boot
Fuck that, I can tolerate a lot of creepy crawlies but Centipedes are a no go for me. If I see one I’m out and I’m not coming back.

>>63930851
>Bull ants are the all time 'picnic is ruined, children crying' menace of Australia.
For me it was never the Bull Ants that got you but the Green Ants, the bloody things were the bane of my childhood, fuck those guys.

>>63930976
>I have beachfront properties in Kazakhstan to sell you.
I get what you mean but Kazakhstan does actually have beachfront properties, a lot of the western portion of the country boarders the Caspian Sea.