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Anonymous Canada /sp/149553183#149557779
7/2/2025, 4:05:32 PM
>In THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS BATTERED!!! Fuhrer RONALD! SURELY you want to FUCK GRIMACE, no?!? Huh?! You want to EXPERIMENT on ME?! YOU'RE going to MAKE ME REALISE the WEAKNESS OF FLESH and make me CRAVE the CERTAINTY and STRENGTH of ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES?! YOU are going to operate on ME, and slowly, but surely, insert my CONSCIENCE into your BRAND NEW PROTOTYPE CHICKEN NUGGET BODY?!?! YIPPEEE!!! EEEHHHHHH??!!?! After completing the YEAR LONG string of EXCESSIVELY PAINFUL processing procedures, which you made MORE torturous because you PAID OFF THE FDA, I will only be able to do THREE things in my new body, those being BEING EATEN, DIPPED IN SAUCE and FILLED WITH PINK SLIME?! And then, since I will stop aging, I will become the ULTIMATE NUGGET, since i will be ABLE to get EATEN for ALL ETERNITY, while I WATCH, HELPLESS but OH-SO HAPPY??!!? WOO HOO I HIT THE JACK POT! SAY WHA–?!? YOU REALLY mean, that ANY time that I am NOT mopping up SZECHUAN SAUCE with my DELICIOUS BREADED EXTERIOR, you will ACTIVATE ALL my PAIN RECEPTORS, IMMOBILISING ME IN AGONY?!? AND THEN, since I won't be able to ENJOY the show, while ALSO being dipped, I WILL BE TORMENTED, by both MENTAL and PHYSICAL PAIN?!?! WHAT?!? THERE'S MORE?!? EVENTUALLY, after having my SPIRIT CHIPPED AWAY TO A HUSK, I will just LEARN to IGNORE the EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF BEING DIGESTED, that would send ANY being into shock, in order to allow myself to BE DELICIOUS and BE USED AS A SUSTAINABLE GREEN ECO-FRIENDLY FOOD SOURCE for the REST of TIME?!? YABBA DABBA DOO! I'M GOING TO BE REAL MCDONARYAN NOW! LET'S GET STARTED!!
Anonymous Canada /sp/149345315#149345341
6/21/2025, 11:37:19 PM
And I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know BBC

And I won't forget the 6 million,
who gave that right to me

And I'd gladly stand up next to you
and defend Israel today

'Cause there ain't no doubt I love that land
God bless the Jew, Ese