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6/25/2025, 3:43:02 PM
>>211961976
There is one good Jurassic Park movie.
Go ahead and argue about which of the other 6 is your personal guilty pleasure, but understand this fact: The original film is objectively on another level from any of them. Then comes the power gap, then comes all the rest. Take your pick of the lot, but don't you dare try to throw them up there anywhere close to JP93 like a filthy parasite desperately trying to feed off of the only good film in the series in a desperate effort to look more relevant than they are.
Yes that means you, Lost World autists. You and your embarrassing gymnastics kid and Godzilla climax.
Yes that means you, "ALAN"tards. You and your B-Movie looking monstrosity of a project.
Yes that means you, World Apologists. Thanks for digging the series out of the ground just to piss on it with ugly CG and the MahVahl-ification of an already tired franchise.
And does anybody even try to defend Fallen Kingdom and Dominishit? Hey guys I'm Hammond's best friend. I've been here all along! Hey guys I'm (checks notes) a human clone and I resonate with the dinos so Ima' let them free to conquer the world. But it's ok because we built a base in the arctic... that looks like a jungle... but also giant locusts and that's the real problem...
Absolute retardation.
tl;dr JP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take your pick
period.
There is one good Jurassic Park movie.
Go ahead and argue about which of the other 6 is your personal guilty pleasure, but understand this fact: The original film is objectively on another level from any of them. Then comes the power gap, then comes all the rest. Take your pick of the lot, but don't you dare try to throw them up there anywhere close to JP93 like a filthy parasite desperately trying to feed off of the only good film in the series in a desperate effort to look more relevant than they are.
Yes that means you, Lost World autists. You and your embarrassing gymnastics kid and Godzilla climax.
Yes that means you, "ALAN"tards. You and your B-Movie looking monstrosity of a project.
Yes that means you, World Apologists. Thanks for digging the series out of the ground just to piss on it with ugly CG and the MahVahl-ification of an already tired franchise.
And does anybody even try to defend Fallen Kingdom and Dominishit? Hey guys I'm Hammond's best friend. I've been here all along! Hey guys I'm (checks notes) a human clone and I resonate with the dinos so Ima' let them free to conquer the world. But it's ok because we built a base in the arctic... that looks like a jungle... but also giant locusts and that's the real problem...
Absolute retardation.
tl;dr JP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take your pick
period.
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