Surprise, surprise, the new Jurassic World is shit.

Apologize.

The fuck, how do you know that?

>>211961976 (OP)
Park 3 is worse than World 1 and 2.

>>211962109
Not at all.

>>211961976 (OP)
It really is following the Star Wars/Indiana Jones/BTTF formula
>Classikino
>Darker sequel, a bit dry
>Fun romp no one wants to admit was more enjoyable than the second entry
>Sequelboot, is a poor recapture of the first, but memberberries get it positive ratings
>Shit
>Turboshit

>>211962109
>acting like Fallen Kingdom is better than anything besides Dominion
Abort all retards.

>>211962140
Yes it is. It's a weird getaway movie with absolutely out of place family drama, stupid premise, and unlikeable characters. The only interesting set piece it had was the aviarum.

>>211962238
It's way better than 3. You're just a stupid boomer.

>>211962243
And it's better than both World and FK. You're just wrong.

>>211962274
Stop clinging to childhood, man.

>>211962290
I'm just stating a fact.

>>211962243
Aviary was kino.
River boat scene was kino.
That abandoned facility with the water pod jumpscare was kino.

What the fuck did Lost World have, Goldblum's daughter doing gymnastics?

>>211962196
>>211962274
Their fault for not using Mapusaurus

>>211962238
It’s worse than dominion.

>>211962365
I don't know, it's hard to beat a dinosaur movie where it's actually about locusts and some shit about a Mary Sue who can give birth to herself with no man.

>>211962394
The locusts are hardly in it.

>>211962411
The dinosaurs still take a backseat to them. It's their movie.

they are all shit outside of 1

>>211962465
Oh so you didn’t watch it.

>>211962581
I did. Sounds more like you didn't.

>>211962079
It was the secret AMC screening on Monday and by "secret" I mean it leaked last week that it would be because Universal is getting desperate since the ticket presales are very underwhelming.

The first one is a classic and eternal kino. Everything after is shit and you're wasting your breath even acknowledging it.

>>211961976 (OP)
It was good actually.

>>211962340
>mentions Lost World out of nowhere
That anon was talking about the Jurassic World movies, you dolt.
Years of having to defend JP3 really did a number on you, huh? Kek.

Amazed the Rex with human arms was real.

>>211962595
You didn’t. There were tons of dinosaurs in it and one scene of locusts then back to more dinosaurs. Nobody who saw it could possibly say that the dinosaurs took a back seat.

>>211962340
>What the fuck did Lost World have
seriously nigga?

>>211962892
My bad, I thought the retard was defending LW over JP3

>>211962932
I did, you didn't and I'm jealous of you for that fact.
It's not about how many dinosaurs you fit in a scene, it's what you do with them. None of the dinosaurs are consequential to the plot, unless it's in service to the bugs. They're all just set pieces. The movie is about locusts.

>>211962980
You’re fucking retarded and lying to me.
>okay so there were tons of dinosaurs but
Shut the fuck up liar.

>>211963018
I'd say the same thing if I was wrong.

>>211961976 (OP)
Frankly, Jurrasic park 4 should've been set on the island looking for the can lost in jurrasic park 1 and hacking into the computers on the island then stealing the remaining eggs by a rival company and see more of the park.

>>211962979
>I thought the retard was defending LW over JP3
Well, he's not wrong.
JP3 had the raptors, the abandoned lab, and the aviary parts going for it, but TLW as a whole was the better movie.

>>211963031
You are wrong. I’m not arguing with someone who didn’t watch it I’m just going to call you the dumb liar you are.

>>211963108
You're not arguing at all.

>>211963039
If we're just judging the two films based on setpieces then JPIII mogs.

>>211963183
Sure, but setpieces are just one aspect of a film. Unfortunately, all the good ones in 3 are stuck in a messy movie. It neither had Spielberg's direction nor John Williams' music, and it shows.
It's a shame, since JP3 could have been a better movie if it only kept the good scenes and just redid the plot around them.

>>211962109
spbp

>>211963346
I wouldn't chalk up Spielberg's direction in TLW as a positive, because not even he does. And Don Davis did a stellar job with the music.
It would have been a better movie if Spielberg didn't fuck over Johnston in the first place, but I agree that with some rework on how it already is would've made it better.

>>211962109
spwp

>>211963482
>Don Davis did a stellar job with the music.
I did like his rendition of the main theme when they're flying over Isla Sorna. Reminds me of playing JP:OG since they used that same track for the title screen.

>>211963768
It's personally my favorite rendition, there's something "more" about it than Williams' that I like. Probably because I played JPOG a lot, too.
But he really did a great job with his score as far as imitating Williams goes, I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwPyCXsXI2M&list=RDSwPyCXsXI2M&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axzuXmto2j8&list=RDaxzuXmto2j8&start_radio=1

>>211962238
Fallen Kingdom is “world” 2 right? The one with the resident evil spooky mansion at the end? It was shit but definitely not as shit as world 3

>>211961976 (OP)
not surprising

>>211962109
world 2 is terrible

JP > TLW > JW >>> JP3 >>>>>>>>>>> JW3 > JW2 >>>> JWR

I recently rewatched world 1 after a decade and truth be told it’s not THAT bad. It’s campy and silly enough to be entertaining. It’s not necessarily “good” but it’s fine

JP > JW > JP2 > JP3 > JW3 > JWR > JW2

>>211962340
>That abandoned facility with the water pod jumpscare was kino.
raptors were the best part of JP3, except the shitty ending where they just run off into the jungle and then suddenly the marines show up on the beach out of nowhere
wtf man

>>211962394
JW3 was a crappy film, but it had a bunch of interesting dinos, and the illegal dino market was cool

and this sequence is better than all of FK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkEU6fC_nhY

>decades old, long running franchises with multiple spin offs yet only the first film is good
>Jurassic Park
>Men in Black
>Pirates of the Caribbean
what else?

>>211964000
Star Wars

>>211963967
based, but JP2 is better than JW simply for the music and san diego part

>>211962109
nnnoooooo not yet!

>>211963915
>>211963967
>JW that high
Hello, reddit.

>>211962340
JP3 has good action set pieces but basically no story and every character whose name isn't Alan Grant sucks and are impossible to get invested in.

>>211964000
the weird thing about MIB, is they were all done by barry sonnenfeld but still the sequels were lame compared to the first one

the first addams family film is better than the 2nd one as well, and he did both as well

Jurassic Park doesn't have a single good sequel.

>>211964055
JW is objectively good, it's an anti feminist movie
which is why you don't like it sugartits

>>211964061
the pacing is terrible, the music always feels out of place, not matching the action on screen and uninspired
and that ending... oof

>>211964055
I like theme parks. And considering its the only movie in the entire franchise with a fucking working theme park, its pretty kino.

>>211964095
>it's an anti feminist movie
You're delusional, and not because I'm implying it's a feminist movie, it's not, but that that's it's only merit to you.

>>211963842
>he really did a great job with his score as far as imitating Williams goes, I think
Yeah, I agree with you. He isn't Williams, but he does add some variety to JP music that I also welcome.

>>211961976 (OP)
There is one good Jurassic Park movie.
Go ahead and argue about which of the other 6 is your personal guilty pleasure, but understand this fact: The original film is objectively on another level from any of them. Then comes the power gap, then comes all the rest. Take your pick of the lot, but don't you dare try to throw them up there anywhere close to JP93 like a filthy parasite desperately trying to feed off of the only good film in the series in a desperate effort to look more relevant than they are.
Yes that means you, Lost World autists. You and your embarrassing gymnastics kid and Godzilla climax.
Yes that means you, "ALAN"tards. You and your B-Movie looking monstrosity of a project.
Yes that means you, World Apologists. Thanks for digging the series out of the ground just to piss on it with ugly CG and the MahVahl-ification of an already tired franchise.
And does anybody even try to defend Fallen Kingdom and Dominishit? Hey guys I'm Hammond's best friend. I've been here all along! Hey guys I'm (checks notes) a human clone and I resonate with the dinos so Ima' let them free to conquer the world. But it's ok because we built a base in the arctic... that looks like a jungle... but also giant locusts and that's the real problem...
Absolute retardation.

tl;dr JP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take your pick
period.

>>211964202
based and Halopilled

>>211963842
he was terrible

>>211964226
Not at all.

>>211964202
>t.this autistic so.yboy

>>211964202
Yeah, it's like when Playstation fanboys try to say "PC+PS5 master race"
Like no, ew, go fuck yourselves.

>>211964267
>has to type 3 words
>still can't hide the mobile posting
embarrassing.
Go ahead then. Which shit sequel are you coping for? Tell me how it's not all that bad.

>>211964267
I would beat this reddit faggot up and repo his shit just for displaying World merch.

>>211964303
The fuck are you on about anon?

>>211964339
Did I stutter, faggot?
Which shitty JP sequel are you shamelessly trying to prop up? Spit it out, downie.

>>211964363
>Did I stutter, faggot?
>Which shitty JP sequel are you shamelessly trying to prop up? Spit it out, downie.

>>211963039
LW and III are kinda equal for me. LW starts strong and goes to shit and III maintains an entertaining mediocrity throughout.

>>211964393
>he fucking can't do it
I accept your concession

>>211964202
/thread

>>211964202
Cringe post of the year

>>211964202
Based, and I say this as a JPIIIchad.

>>211964202
I have a friend that does this.
Just last week he was trying to tell me "the lost world is a treasure"
And it's always the same talking points
>muh tall grass
>muh tiny dinos
>muh Vince Vaughn
it sucks. Maybe less than the World Movies, but that's not saying much.

>>211964202
As a Lost World autist, I fully agree with everything you said, kek.

>>211964202
I sleep just like the master chief

>samefagging your own post

>>211961976 (OP)

Jurassic Park is dogshit period.

>>211964202
Well said.
this also applies to the Alien franchise btw, but yall ain't ready for that conversation yet.

>>211961976 (OP)
>the spinosaurus killing the trex is bad because... it just is ok!

>>211964549
/thread

>>211964558
Spino beating Rex in a vacuum is fine, and I agree "muh Rex" fags are autistic.
The problem is the movie is very clearly doing it to artificially force their new OOC big bad. It's forced and thus cringe.

>>211964558
Spino had AURA

>>211964586
>OOC
Huh? What's out of character for a dinosaur in it's debut?

>>211964558
Anon, the OP is defending III, not attacking it. Why so defensive over that scene anyway?

>>211964627
this shot is retarded
Why didn't they hear him stomping up behind them? Thats the trademark meme of the series and he's already shown to be BIGGER than Rex.
Why did they hear the phone instead?
Why is he just staring at them like an autist?
Why do they just stare back at him like they expect him to talk?
Why did they choose to use CGI where they could have used the real figure from earlier, especially if it was just going to stand there?
Why is this movie so fucking weird?

>The Lost World
I'm in my 30s or 40s and still post on 4chan

>Jurassic Park III
I'm trying to be as contrarian as possible

>Jurassic World
ZOOM ZOOM

>Fallen Kingdom
I don't exist

>Dominion
This is the only one I've seen

>Rebirth
I haven't even seen the movie but I like what I've seen in the trailers and/or have a ScarJo fetish

>>211964746
Why didn't anyone hear or see the rex stomp into the visitor center at the end of the first movie?

>>211964841
They were running around screaming from raptors while scaffolding was clinking all over the place.
This is a disingenuous comparison.

>>211964882
No. They were all literally standing still in one place when it came in and ate the raptor.

>>211964908
He was probably right outside at that point?
You're trying to force the square peg in the round hole here anon.

>>211964202
saved

>>211964627
He looks like a CHUD

>>211961976 (OP)
The only good Jurassic movie is the original. The rest have been direct-to-video schlock with a budget.

I thought I liked Jurassic World for a while, but then realized my enjoyment was based entirely on the fact that I wanted to have sex with Bryce Dallas Howard in that. I’m talking about skinny BDH with the French bob, not the land whale that she became.

>>211964976
Chemical Hazard Urban Disposal?

>>211964961
So? They were all still facing the general direction the Rex came in from and acted like it was this big surprise, like a giant beast wouldn't make itself known entering the building to snatch a raptor.
You're the one being disingenuous now.

>>211965015
She's not even that hot in that movie.
Watch Manderlay.
She gets brutally fucked and impregnated.

>>211964841
>>211964908
>he doesn't remember the Gallimimus stampede scene
That scene establishes that the T-Rex is an ambush predator, and can be as quiet as it wants if it's actively hunting.
You'd have known this if you were paying attention, anon.

>>211965103
>So?
So it's a completely different and explainable circumstance. You can generate countless what-ifs about why they didn't hear him.
The same cannot be said about Spiny in the phone scene. Your defense of Spiny relies entirely on trying to bring another film down to III's level of poor writing. You can't even stand up for the scene yourself.

>>211965103
Youve been done

>>211965159
>>211965164
You've done him

>>211965159
>why couldn't they hear the T.rex that was hiding in the trees during the stampede??? it's totally the same!!!
You're very smart.

>>211965164
>You can generate countless what-ifs about why they didn't hear him.
Let's hear some. And I'm not defending 3, I just think it's dumb how one gets criticized while the other gets excused.

>>211965258
How about you try to defend your scene instead now? Without invoking the first movie that has already been defended with points.
No, really. Without looking to another movie explain how it makes sense they didn't hear him.

>>211965305
I'm not defending the scene, I just told you.
You just said said you could make up countless ways to explain why they didn't see or hear the T.rex despite Alan's group being line of sight of it's entry point and the T. rex already being established to have an audible/physical cue to its presence (stomping).
So, go ahead. I want to hear it.

>>211964202
Anon. Can I please get your rundown on the Halo games as well?

>>211963988
not surprising you like the sequence with insert interracial couple cucking a white man, you filthy jew tranny

>>211965385
>I'm not defending the scene, I just told you.
Because it isn't defensible, we know
Thank you.

>>211965532
You can't do it, can you?

>>211965565
it was already spelled out for you
(YOU) can't do the same

>>211965728
Just say you can't do it, anon. I won't embarrass you by gloating, I promise. You've already embarrassed yourself enough.

>>211965565
>>211965532
>>211965385
>>211965305
How about you two shut the fuck up and have sex?

>>211965801
How about you butt the fuck out unless you're offering?

>>211964082
Jurassic Park isn't even a good movie. It's a bastardization of the book that completely misses every single point and resultingly doesn't make any sense. But it looks pretty and has nice music.

>>211964000
Every now and then I see someone completely disregard pirates 2 and 3 as bad movies and I can help but think that they are taking the "first movie is the only good movie in the series" take to seriously like they are unable to form their own opinions so they parrot it even when it is not applicable.

>>211965386
There are no "masterpiece" Halo games. However, the first three games round out a solid 9/10-esq quality in their own unique ways each, combining for what is probably still the greatest FPS trilogy in all of vidya.
CE's levels have nearly infinite replayability. Something about the way the AI moves in that game is just timeless and the Elites will always keep you on your toes.
Halo 2 is probably the best campaign and story if you're just playing the game all the way through without breaking it up with other games. The multiplayer is also the Melee of Halo where it's maybe not for everyone but holy fuck does it feel good to kill someone with the BR in that game. It also has one of the greatest multiplayer map offerings in history.
Halo 3 is the most polished game in the series. It still plays great, and Forge enhances the multiplayer experience by magnitudes. Not every level in the campaign is a banger, and Brutes don't offer the same challenge as Elites did, but it does have arguably the best single level in the franchise in "The Covenant." I still play Halo 3 when friends come over to this day, and it's still a good time.
ODST is actually a really nice standalone expansion. It has increased enemy variety and if youre willing to take the time to get the best ending, an engaging story. Firefight is unieonically one of the better survival modes from the 360 era, and on MCC it has been expanded to have even more content.
Reach is the Jack of all trades, Master of None of Halo games. As a package it has so many different modes and experiences. And yet for all that, there isnt a single thing Reach does outside of female Spartan asses that another game doesn't do better. Because of this, it's simultaneously the most overrated game by the general public and most underrated game by the core fanbase, and that divisiveness remains to this day. In reality Reach is just "fine".

>>211966009
Agreed. I can understand not liking 3, but I literally have never met anyone who dislikes 2, or even spouts the "the only good one was Black Pearl" line IRL.

>>211966009
Pirates 1 is easily the only legitinately great film in the series.
You can make arguments for Dead Man's Chest. It does a few things interestingly enough. It's actually one of Hans Zimmer's best Soundtracks, and some of thw darker elements of the films are pretty interesting, but everything that's wrong with later entries started here and they're still too present to ignore completely.
Pirates 3 is actually a pretty terrible movie. It really feels like they got too full of themselves and simultaneously got burnt out from filming 2 right before it. It's retarded that the Kraken is killed off screen. It's retarded Chow Yun Fat takes up so much screen time only to not end up mattering at all. The entire pirate government xomceot is retarded and of course wvery important pirate character we know is a member of the Pirate senate shit thing. The final battle has no weight to it since Jones can't die, and Will's sacrifice feels hamfisted in for forced emotion. The scene of Becket walking down the stairs is still one of the better CG moments in history, so credit where credit is due, but that can't save the film from being shit, and it is shit.
Pirates 4 is somehow even worse though.

>>211962238
FK is the best World movie by a wide margin. it's the only one with good visuals

>>211966220
>FK is the best World movie by a wide margin. it's the only one with good visuals
I... think I agree?
It's still 4/10 at best

>>211966220
>it's the only one with good visuals

FK is my favorite one because they have a Donald Drumpf insert and he gets eaten

People pretending to like JW1 and then claiming JW2 is the worst thing ever immediately out themselves as easily nostalgiabaited manchildren (the same people who liked TFA).
There's literally nothing that JW1 does "better" than JW2, besides showing the park being "functional"

>>211966017
And what of ODST?

>>211966348
Fuck I'm drunk and can't read. Sorry, nice analysis, Anon.

>>211966348
I talked about ODST.
I'm not going to waste time on 4, 5, and Infinite.
Not because of how good or bad they are or why they're good or bad, but because at this point they're literally irrelevant. 343 I- erm... I mean "Halo Studios" has made it clear the last 3 games don't matter and the plot isn't every going to go anywhere so they're just rebooting the franchise now. There's no reason to engage with them and you can't even get the full experience from them if you tried because 5 is dead and has no real Split Screen or LAN capability so you couldn't play it even if you had the people to do so with, and Infinite will soon be dead also. It basically is already.
It's a shame what Mucrosodt has allowed to happen to their golden boy, but it's not like classic Halo doesn't exist. You can always load up MCC and still play CE through Reach with friends or randos. I don't need something once good to go on forever. It's just like Jurassic Park. I don't need any more shitty sequels. If I ever want to watch JP, I'll just watch it.

>>211966183
You are basically spot on. 1 is the best one I can get behind but the only good one? Come on! 2 was very well made and 3 while weak isn't a terrible movie. I disagree about your opinion on the ending to 3 though Davy jones life is on the line and he loses it, william had this whole destined to be a pirate thing going on since the first movie and him taking jones place seals his fate. I thought it would have been a good ending for the series as a whole. I agree that the kraken being killed off screen was bad though and davy jones becoming Beckets bitch for the whole movie

>>211961976 (OP)
FEATHERS

>>211966654
I'll probably give 3 another rewatch. It's been probably a decade since I last saw it. I went through all 5 of them with my wife, then gf, and by the end we were burnt out but I'm willing to see if my opinion changes. I definitely think 1 it still goes 1 > 2 > 3/5 > 4 though, but maybe the gaps are not as big as I remember.
imo the first film is the only one that understands that Jack isnt actually the main character, Will is. He's the guy we're meant to root for and Jack is the spectacle that enriches the adventure. Making the movies about Jack and his backstory is where they immidiately went off course. He plays off other characters well, but when he's the focus it doesn't work as well, and the sillywillyness gets annoying after a while.

>fallen kingdom
WE LOVE THE SPIGGYSAURUS

>>211961976 (OP)
New dogshit doesn't make old dogshit good, faggot

>>211966984
That shit was so forced it was funny.
>WE LOVE THE STIG... UH.. THE STIG... WHAT IS IT? STIGYMOLOCH? YEAH, THAT ONE. MAKE SURE YOU WATCH OUR MOVIE TO SEE ALL 12 SECONDS OF IT!

>>211964627
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!

>>211964000
I think MIB3 is good

>>211968341
Ive tried to explain to people why I hate JW so much and when I tell them it's forced they don't know what I mean

>>211964558
Its always the retarded manchilds that were traumatized when they were kids that hate JW3.
KWAB

>>211961976 (OP)
Most of them are shit.
My wife likes them and Harry Potter which are also shit.
They're women's films.

>>211962109
Maybe on planet retard.

>disneyshills trying to convince us that their competition is bad
this is pathetic

>>211962238
Fallen Kingdom is easily the worst of the 6. No competition.
The other 5 are all kino

>>211964000
>>Pirates of the Caribbean
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 is absolute kino, marred only by its non-ending that lead into the disappointing 3rd film.
Also, 4 is absolute kino too

>>211964549
>Jurassic Park is kino period.
ftfy

>>211962109
This. I just rewatched it and I have no clue why retards cling to it. The whole movie is a complete shitshow because it had no proper script and the acting is all over the place because actors had no idea what they we're supposed to do. World is not much better.

The only good Jurassic Park is the first one and Lost World is a guilty pleasure.

>>211962970
Yeah, but they cut half his fucking scenes.

>>211962109
people keep saying Lost World is the worst just because of the girl gymnast but it has way more memorable scenes than any JP movie that came after it. why is the girl considered stupid in LW when 3 had a kid that had no knowledge of dinosaurs that survived on the island no problem?

>>211962109
You people can actually tell those things apart?

>>211962340
>What the fuck did Lost World have
>Rexs destroying the camper and killing Eddie
>Poachers capturing dinosaurs during the stampede
>Stark getting killed by compys
>Rex attacking the camp at night, plus waterfall scene
>raptors in the long grass
those are way better scenes than 3

How do you knock off of 2 for a gymnast using her skill but not knock off points for the raptor dream and kid collecting piss in 3?

>>211974518
>the raptor dream and kid collecting piss in 3
fans of 3 won't acknowledge it but will still complain about the less than 15 second gymnast scene

no way an isalnd of dinos could last right? the rexes would eat all the dinos and theyd starve after

I rate JP2 & 3 pretty close. I give the edge to 2 because of better set pieces and a better cast of actors/characters (notably the mercs in 3).

>>211974010
No, people say TLW is the worst because the characters are shit, the plot is shit, the entire movie is a bloated mess where things just happen for no real reason and there's a tacked on 4th act that goes on for too long.

>>211974518
>>211974729
What's there to acknowledge? Grant has a dream that relays to the audience he's kinda fucking scared to be on the raptor's home turf again and there's not even a scene of the kid collecting piss, just that he has it and uses it for deterrent.
Neither of those compare to a 12 year old girl sending a raptor through a fucking window by acting like a monkey.

>>211975326
the ending is the worst part of 2, but all of those complaints also apply to 3. Grant is the only good character in 3
>>211975440
>Neither of those compare to a 12 year old girl sending a raptor through a fucking window
I think that's the real issue. fans of raptors got ass blasted that one got killed barehanded by a girl. its not all that different than the fans that got ass blasted the rex got killed by the spino

>>211975582
>its not all that different
It's a little different when it's 2 therapods fighting each other and one wins vs a man-killing mauling machine squaring up with a little girl and the little girl wins, anon.

>>211975729
men have killed bears without weapons. we had a local guy kill a mountain lion barehanded. It really isn't all that outlandish. She kicked it out of a window and it landed on spikes and died, big fucking deal.

>>211975800
It kind of is a big fucking deal when you've just established that even men with guns can't even get an opening shot to kill these things, but a 300 lbs raptor will stand still for a LITTLE GIRL so she can daintily kick it out of a window.

>>211975946
Still not any sillier than knowing that a little boy had to stand under a dino dong with an open mason jar and get pissed on to collect piss.

>>211976195
No, it isn't, and it's not even implied he did that, you just have a sick mind.
He probably just collected it from a puddle.

Fuck you. The Lost World is just as good as the first one. Dumb gymnastics scene included.

>>211976303
Then he would have just said he collected it from puddles. Not made a face and said "you don't wanna know".

>>211976452
It's intentionally left vague because of the shitty script. Could've just as well been a close encounter wandering into T. rex territory.
You just want it to be weird.

>>211976415
Based

>>211976553
It's implied that we don't want to know how he got it because of how he got it. Therefore we know it is some weird and gross way. You unironically lack media literacy.

>>211976661
>defends the gymnastics scene
>likes to imagine little kids getting pissed on and insists on it
TLW fans, everyone.

>>211976632
So many kino scenes in TLW
The raptors getting people in the tall grass
The little girl getting fucked up by compys
Eddie getting fucking torn in half trying to save Malcolm and his bitch with that tense as shit glass breaking part
Hell the whole San Diego part is awesome save for the plothole of how the fuck those guys on the boat died.
But I'll take that plothole and the retarded gymnastics for all that Kino.

>>211976897
Same. Gets way too much hate

Any Jurassic movie that doesn't have him is shit.

If TLW was actually good, TLWfags wouldn't have to constantly try to convince everyone (and themselves) in such a defensive manner.

>>211977336
trvke

>>211976747
Yeah, I never defended the gymnastic scene. That's another anon. I said they're both corny as well as the raptor dream scene. We didn't need a jump scare meme dream scene because we obviously know how Grant feels about raptors. But what I want to know to the anon coping about the piss collecting scene is which is more corny and unbelievable? A little gymnast girl using her trained skill and knocking a raptor out of a window or a little boy that has only read some books and has to wonder amongst those "man-killing mauling machine" as well as all the other dinos surviving for 8 weeks? They're both corny but one gets a pass despite being the more unbelievable scenario.

>>211964202
Holy mother of truth nukes

Its amazing how hollyweird rammed this franchise into the ground with announcement.
Fallen Kingdom and Dominion were absolute trainwrecks, but at least Dominion had ONE interesting theme they could have build upon: Dinosaurs in our modern world, invasive species, illegal trade, etc. you name it. Even the Netflix cartoon aimed at children managed to do this better than the movies, and then? They just slammed it into the ground setting it on fire by returning to a fucking island (a island on the other side of the continent and not one of the five deaths to be precise which is also very moronic) again that just got pulled out of their asses.
Most reviewers already hate it. plotholes everywhere, they changed the bad CGI in the last moments by almost completely removing the raptors from the film (the raptor design was great to be honest) by swapping them out with those retarded wyvernthings which casually kill them.
The D-rex "somehow" escapes and is still alive at the end, so there are the possibilities for more stupid sequels. they should just have stopped after dominion for at least ten years, but normies and idiots like klayton fioriti love this slop and im guilty too because im a fucking retard who just bought the hammond stygimoloch today.

>>211963967
Retarded old moron

>>211977731
The kid surviving on the island is more believable and true to life.
A few kids got list in the Amazon a couple years ago for over a month with an infant and survived.

>>211961976 (OP)
Haven't seen it yet but the trailer was very bad, like they're not even trying. I guess goyim just want to see dinosaurs

>>211961976 (OP)
I always thought 3 was very underrated, yes Leoni's character is fucking insufferable but the whole thing is non-stop action with really cool set pieces, new dinos used in creative ways and a brisk pace, much better than the slop World has been since the second movie.

>>211977731
The boy quite literally just applied his boy scout knowledge, found a place to hide and lived off of candy from the abandoned machines, hardly unbelievable stuff, it's not like he was out hunting fucking t-rexes to eat.

I will always defend The Lost World. It has the most memorable kills in the whole franchise.

3 is full of teleporting spinosaurus that turns into CGI and materializes right behind them and then back into a puppet (both look bad)

>>211978410
Isn't the spino also massive when they first encounter it and then it's like 1/3 the size the next time you see it?

>>211977336
We TLWCHADS have to fight against 18 years of unfair alignment faggot.

I tried to read TLW after Jurassic Park but it's so clearly Crichton at his absolute laziest just phoning it in and Spielberg didn't even use most of it

>>211978410
I'd rather have teleporting spinos than whatever that fucking locust plot was.

I heard the Quetzalcoatlus eats someone, do you think a Quetzalcoatlus could actually eat someone?

>>211962196
>Fun romp no one wants to admit was more enjoyable than the second entry
So nothing like Indiana Jones then

>>211978798
I swear the names of flying dino birds just constantly keeps changing

>>211978410
None of that happens.

Jurassic Park Evolution 3 soon

>>211974010
>3 had a kid that had no knowledge of dinosaurs
First off
>kid with no knowledge of dinosaurs
>ever
Second the kid discussed Grant and Malcom's books with Grant, he knew his shit.

JP > III > Rebirth > TLW > JW = Fallen Kingdom > Dominion

>>211964627
*teleports behind you*
*looks at you autistically*

>>211979428
>>211979428
>Second the kid discussed Grant and Malcom's books with Grant, he knew his shit.
then why did he refer to the raptors/compys, and spino as "the little ones, and the big one with the fin" in the scene where he talks about the gathering the Rex pee? What kind of knowledgeable kid wouldn't refer to them by name? clearly he is a poser

>>211962109
Better than World 2 but worse than Word 1. The first Jurassic World has lots of soul.

>>211978594
What happened to TLWfags in 2007?

>>211980497
He meant "little ones" as a broad term for smaller-than-T. rex dinosaurs that got deterred from rex piss.
He calls the compies by their name in the same scene.

>>211977336
TRVTH NVKE

>>211962109
Utter nonsense.

Lost world just isn't that good of a story it exist just to be action shooting boom. Malcom just isn't that interesting a lead he worked way better as a side character.

>>211976415
nah, Lost World is shit.
There's only one good film.

>>211974912
They only procreated as much as they did by wiping out all the natural fauna on the island to kick start a limited food chain but that was in no way sustainable once the smaller dinos found a way to leave the island

>>211961976 (OP)
>>211962079
I saw it monday. A mixed bag. For context I:
Love: JP, JW
Like: Dominion for the dino action and market scene, TLW
Hate: JP3, FK

Pros of Rebirth:
>Good amount of dino kills, all of them pretty brutal, all kills are characters/people with lines instead of just background nonsense like the last couple of movies
>Edwards can frame a pretty picture
>Characters actually have some backstory
>dinos are more animals this time around, not overly human traits or overly villianous
>several water based set pieces that are all pretty excellent, film feels like a "water" entry because of it

Cons of rebirth:
>Scarjo is a shit lead. Spends 90% of the movie playing herself, some wannabe happy go lucky quipshit retard
>Half the cast is military operators that do absolutely nothing competent or cool. Movie doesn't need to be john wick but if you're going to establish the cast as badass mercs deserving of a 20 million dollar payday they shouldn't be struggling to make an easy gunshot or being outdone by the paleonerd
>0 animatronics or puppetry of any kind, a disappointing first for a JP film
>completely retcons the actual "jurassic world" which, regardless of how you feel about the last few movies, is at least a unique new setting that could have been utilized in countless ways for future installments. Nope, it's back to dinosaurs on an island forever.
>apes a lot from the first JP, especially in it's second half.
>barely a villain in the film, and what there is feels incredibly forced

I'd put it in my mid tier. Plus it feels very much like a one off spin off, has basically nothing going on to suggest a sequel of any kind.

>>211983020
>barely a villain in the film, and what there is feels incredibly forced
So it's really just "stumble around on a dino island"?

>>211983020
>>211983289
What is with this zoomer obsession of needing a "villain" in these movies? There weren't any villains in the JP trilogy, just man's hubris and the threat of being eaten alive. That was always more than enough.

>>211983937
>There weren't any villains in the JP trilogy
Ned, the lawyer and to a certain degree Hammond.
Especially Ned. He unleashed the T-Rex out of greed.

>>211963967
>JW2 that high

>>211984034
Nedry was an antagonistic plot device, not a villain. And really? The lawyer and fucking Hammond? Shut up.

>>211983937
JP3 had villains though, spino and raptors

>>211984391
Dinosaurs are one thing, it makes sense that they'd be a threat, but I'd hardly call them villanous.

>>211984475
That's because you're wrong.

>>211985213
Explain. You won't. Spino and the raptors are justified in their actions.

>>211966277
kek

>>211962109
SPBP
/thread

>>211985339
>Explain
They play the roles of villains.
>You won't
This is the second time I've explained ir
>justified
And I'm justified in calling you a retard

>>211962109
You're physically or spiritually brown if you believe this.

>>211962196
after jp1 the entire series has been nothing but shit. the lost world was decent up until they got to the bullshit gymnastics scene and then the movie becomes a complete failure based on everything that occurs after.

>>211986066
They don't.
You didn't.
The only retard here is you.

>>211986163
They do
Third time now
OK retard

>>211964202
They hated him for he spoke the truth.

I rarely go to the cinema these days because its all crap.

>>211986459
They don't and you have nothing to back it up.
Still waiting for a first time.
Ditto.

Why would a dinosaur eat a human? I don't think we have enough meat on us to justify spending all of that energy.

>>211988133
Therapods, sure, but the raptors and such would probably find us nourishing.

>>211987946
They do and the movie itself backs it up, like you said
Fourth time time
Yes, you are a retard

>>211988363
Nothing I said implied they're villainous, I said they were justified in their actions. Learn to read, retard.
You've explained nothing and backed yourself up zero (0) times.
At this point you're worse than a retard, you're brown.

It doesn't matter that it sucks to a couple of autists on 4chan think. Jurassic World is a franchise that's TOO good at printing massive piles of cash. So they'll be repackaging the same thing and re-selling it to people for the rest of human civilization.

This movie is a guaranteed $1B maker.

>>211977336
That's JP3fags, judging from this thread.
The OP was shitting on the Jurassic World movies but JP3fags immediately assumed it was themselves being attacked.

>>211988805
Literally the second post is someone shitting on JP3.

>>211988853
And they were neither the OP, nor talking about The Lost World, yet JP3fags started attacking it regardless.
The funny thing is, OP was defending both TLW and JP3, but this thread turned into childish shitflinging between JP3fags and everyone else.

Where do you think the spinosaurus from JP3 is during the events of this film? Do you think it's happy?

>>211962238
The Haunted House plot line of Fallen Kingdom where all the rich pharma execs and bankers get eaten by the dinos is fucking HIGH tier kino

>>211989393
HIGH tier shit*
Whoops.

>>211989283
No, it got whacked for killing a made Rex. And Spinofags had to sit still and take it.

>>211989393
I agree this part is based as fuck but its really such a small part of the movie. The mansion set is great but half of the scenes there happen in the underground lab which is all drab grey concrete bullshit. And the first half of the movie is total garbage. So you have the dino auction breakout and then like 10 minutes actually fighting the indoraptor in the mansion, altogether like 20-25 minutes of good screentime in a 2 1/2 hour movie.

>>211961976 (OP)
It's going to be better than all the JW movies before so i'm going to watch it. Edwards has never made a bad movie.

>>211962340
The Eddie + camper scenes is possibly the most iconic of all Jurassic Park and World movies, arguably only the trex breaking the fence in 1 has it beat

>>211989524
apparently they cut like 15 mins of the Spooky Mansion parts out.

There was supposed to be a plot point about the Indo Raptor not wanting to kill the girl because it could smell she is a fellow clone, and the nanny had a dramatic death scene where she tells the little girl the truth

It makes me think that the movie was pitched as 100% taking place in the mansion and some producer read the pitch and said "wtf is this shit put all that lame Jurassic Park shit back into the movie that people love"

>dude gets swallowed whole by this thing
He would've been alive inside its stomach for a while... Grim...

JP2>JP>JP3>FK>JW>JW3>JW4
and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.

Fallen kingdom is cool because the haunted mansion, all Jurassic world movies are garbage and soulless thoughbeit

>>211963410
>Practical effects are more realistic than CG-ACK!
Cant believe boomers pissed and shat their pants over this fake ass puppet

>>211989393
>>211989524
>>211989894
>>211989993
>>211990067
Guys I told you not to start posting low effort bait without me!

>>211989987
Looks more like a Hatzegopteryx desu

I ignore all the new movies and play the Jurassic World Evolution series instead

>>211990098
Jurassic Park 1 cuts too many things from the vastly superior book. Turned the lawyer into a boring caricature of a Jewish lawyer, killed off Muldoon, removed river raft scene, removed bazooka raptors, cut the better characterisation of Hammond to make him a lovable grandpa but it doesn’t fit with how the park falls apart. For some weird reason messed with the kids characters too.

>>211990122
I headcanon that it's a hybrid of the two.

>>211989993
rebirth is better than all other JWs

>>211962109
Rexsissies STILL mad their fat manletsaurus got owned

>>211990894
Spinofags STILL so mindbroken they see "World" and immediately associate it with 'The Lost World'.

>>211991034
t. rannysaurus rex fanboy

>>211989987
What would happen if he shot it from the inside?

>>211961976 (OP)
They are censoring critic reviews from rotten tomatoes. There was a negative review earlier, now it is gone.

>>211993697
The critic whose review was removed denies breaking a review embargo.

>>211962109
3 is the second best Jurassic film. It gets straight to the point unlike LW and the cgi actually looks so much better than the JW films.

The only people who hate it are rex cucks.

I just re-subbed to Kikeflix after cancelling my account more than 3 years ago. And I didn't know they had added a follow up to Campus Cretaceous series called Chaos Theory until last night and binge watched the 3 seasons in one day.
Toot Flute creepy woman was definitely fucking with those raptors

>>211964202
The whole "Biosyn wants to use prehistoric super locusts to destroy all competition and seize control of the entire food supply" thing was the most Crichton sounding thing any of these sequels tried.

I just finished watching the last episode available of Chaos Theory.
The creepy eyes woman got chewed by Toro. It was way more extreme than CC.

>>211995825
>movie didn't have a script when filming
>several key animatronics are stiff and awkward
>joe johnston had no idea how to film dinosaurs resulting in terrible, fake looking dinosaurs
>multiple scenes have sped up footage to try and make the animatronics look better
>every character and plot point is either insufferable, retarded, or both

yeah no the movie is fucking trash and the rex getting assfucked is just one minor issue in a long list, most of which are purely quality related and have nothing to do with any individual plot decisions.

The only good things to come out of that movie are "ALAN" as a meme moment and the pteranodon scene looks pretty good, mostly because they had been prepping that shit since The Lost World preproduction and finally got to use all their props and ideas for something.

>Black Scientist was named Dr Saar
>A few episodes later there was an Indian looking professor for some university
Aside that I didn't think they would had the balls to show Brooklyn get attacked by the controlled raptors and show her a missing limb.

>>211966017
Halo Trial > Power gap > Halo anything

>>211990214
Based

>>211978082
>>211978258
Tell me you know nothing about statistics and probability without telling me you know nothing about statistics and probability. A lucky single shot is far more likely to be successful than two months of having to venture out into dino territory numerous times for sneaky snacks. Is your hang up because she’s a nigger?

>>211990245
>Ignores TLW cutting even more content from the book
This bait is barely worth engaging with. You suck. Enjoy Spielberg's obnoxious adopted black daughter insert and her kino screen time!

>>211998173
No, her being a nig is just a bonus.
As far as probability, a little boy can survive in the jungle for 8 weeks before a little girl can kick an apex predator to its death.
Sorry you want to die on this hill so badly, but you're just wrong.

>>211964202
Wasn't the base in the Italian Alps or did I just imagine that?