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7/13/2025, 4:49:11 PM
This month is a little strapped for time, so I'll keep things brief. Here are the results of the first Uma Musume death race.
Top 3:
1st Place- Marvelous Sunday
2nd place- Silence Suzuka
3rd place - Fine Motion
Since there were no outliers in this race, I just went with army size and kills confirmed.
Biggest losers:
We lost 2 rookies this time, first there's Maruzensky who dove headfirst into the enemy's main force, her first ever battle, and died horribly to tentacle monsters (how did yomi get these things?). The second is Bubble Gum Fellow, who held ambitions of singlehandedly taking the enemy cap, but unfortunately fort PD ko oni is a totally different beast from indie ko oni, and she was swiftly beaten to death by the swarm of 14 attack 13 morale demons. However, our big winner in this category is Kinyasu the Dai-fan who got so excited he dove directly onto the turf and had to be escorted out by one of our mounted security guards. I know Uma Musume is wildly popular in the eastern lands, but I must remind our spectators to restrain themselves. Reportedly, he met some flaming fellows on the way out, but that is outside the scope of this competition.
Loves Only You lost her mount in an ambitious, but ultimately unsuccessful, attack on a particularly large blob of bakemono. She'll therefore be taking a short break, but will be ready in time for the next rice. Better luck next time!
The rest only ran through small amounts of PD with predictable results, I won't be mentioning them here.
Thank you to the spectators, the sponsors, and the horse girls who made this event possible. This concludes the first Uma Musume Death Race.
Top 3:
1st Place- Marvelous Sunday
2nd place- Silence Suzuka
3rd place - Fine Motion
Since there were no outliers in this race, I just went with army size and kills confirmed.
Biggest losers:
We lost 2 rookies this time, first there's Maruzensky who dove headfirst into the enemy's main force, her first ever battle, and died horribly to tentacle monsters (how did yomi get these things?). The second is Bubble Gum Fellow, who held ambitions of singlehandedly taking the enemy cap, but unfortunately fort PD ko oni is a totally different beast from indie ko oni, and she was swiftly beaten to death by the swarm of 14 attack 13 morale demons. However, our big winner in this category is Kinyasu the Dai-fan who got so excited he dove directly onto the turf and had to be escorted out by one of our mounted security guards. I know Uma Musume is wildly popular in the eastern lands, but I must remind our spectators to restrain themselves. Reportedly, he met some flaming fellows on the way out, but that is outside the scope of this competition.
Loves Only You lost her mount in an ambitious, but ultimately unsuccessful, attack on a particularly large blob of bakemono. She'll therefore be taking a short break, but will be ready in time for the next rice. Better luck next time!
The rest only ran through small amounts of PD with predictable results, I won't be mentioning them here.
Thank you to the spectators, the sponsors, and the horse girls who made this event possible. This concludes the first Uma Musume Death Race.
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