Neehau Nippon desu.

Today in Tohkioh the Emperer channeled his focus mana to change the deeply rooted pacifism of Japan. Millions of demonstrators took to the streets of Nippon to try and manifest they're own mana to counteract the Imperial will but it was futile.

America rejoices for now Japan will be obligated to partake in its global expeditions or it would have were it not ablaze in a civil war between Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, the corpse of Joe Biden, and Nick Fuentes.

Meanwhile, in Denmark there has been an armed communist revolution and Denmark is invading Sweden citing the Kalmar Union as their casus belly.

Elsewhere, in Africa, Senegal has began a major irrigation project of the western Sahara. When asked how this was possible, Senegalese officials said "Di pipo dey wetin channel dey mana fo da government." except in French. Morroco has been mobilizing for war claiming that this is a transgression on their territory but North Africa is plagued with its owb troubles: in Algeria there are Christian militias under the banner of CSINA and fomenting Canaanite dissent too. Rumours abound that there is a man calling himself Hanebaal proclaiming Nova Carthago.

Stay tuned for more random nonsense events unfolding and pictures of the HoI4 map!