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How fares your empire and/or AAR, /gsg/?

This week in history:
June 10, 1190 – Frederick I Barbarossa drowns in the river Saleph while leading an army to Jerusalem.
June 11, 980 – Vladimir the Great consolidates the Kyivyn realm from Ukraine to the Baltic Sea. He is proclaimed ruler (knyaz) of all Kyivyn Rus'.
June 11, 1594 – Philip II recognizes the rights and privileges of the local nobles and chieftains in the Philippines, which paved way to the stabilization of the rule of the Principalía.
June 12, 1429 – On the second day of the Battle of Jargeau, Joan of Arc leads the French army in their capture of the city and the English commander, William de la Pole, 1st Duke of Suffolk.
June 12, 1898 – General Emilio Aguinaldo declares the Philippines' independence from Spain.
June 14, 1775 – The Continental Army is established by the Continental Congress, marking the birth of the United States Armed Forces.
June 14, 1846 – Anglo settlers in Sonoma, California, start a rebellion against Mexico and proclaim the California Republic.

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Operation Sekinin
February 13, 2027
Time: 9:00 JST

Orders from Tokio were clear: focus on the APLA, destroy the Shina puppet.

Nippon had four armored divisions with which to defeat the armies of four different factions. She was outnumbered, outgunned, and in foreign territory. What Nippon had this time, however, was airpower. Seven hundred Generation 4 Close Airs Support fighters were set to arrive at Minot Air Force Base within days. Neither the communist nor the fascist factions were known to have an air force. Through overwhelming air superiority and lightning fast armored divisions, the hope is that breakthroughs can be established quickly and easily to surround and destroy the enemy.

The first objective is to secure the Twin Cities region. Nippon had learned from the Intervention into Xinjiang, when her armored divisions strayed too far from the allied capital and it fell to enemy forces. Once Nippon secures the Twin Cities, then the second objective is to retake Denver from the communists. The issue will be timing and whether Trump's militia can defend the remaining American territories from the opposing factions. Time was not on Nippon's side.

Takemoto knew this, and he knew he needed to move fast.

why the fuck are you writing tokio

>>2065604
>Kuban Republic
holy based

same reason it's shina. it's an alternative spelling

shina is not an "alternative spelling" it's a different word you cultureless baboon

Hi I'm sitting outside next to some flowers, there's a few bees on them. I just noticed that some of them kept charging at eachother while sitting on flowers. What does this mean? Are they mating, fighting or something else. I'm in central Europe if that helps

so the most popular paradox game represents 0.13% of the population and the dead game with 1000 weekly players represents 68.26%
great bell curve you fucking RETARD

this is now a mod

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ig i don't know the point you're making, but shina is an alternative spelling to the word china.
>Shina is a largely archaic name for China.

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the problem with doing a tism'aar for vicky2 is that the game doesn't give you enough on which to research. there aren't enough events, decisions, etc. old school eu2 would be fun to do a tism'aar because there are tons of events that can lead you to do lots of additional research

>>2065638
heckin proud that I´m a vicky2,ck2 and ir player

ck2 is shit

in other words: i don't know shit about history

tokio is just outright wrong

>>2065644
you're genuinely so fucking stupid how do you get dressed in the morning
you actually went and looked this up and you still don't understand what it means
colour is an alternative spelling of color. shina is a japanese word with a completely different meaning. you esl moron. got that through your neanderthal eastern european skull or do i need to repeat myself?

shina is less bad than tokio

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it depends on how you define "knowing." shit like some random politician in russia being charged with double-murder because he had the audacity to beat putin's candidate is micro-knowledge that a lot of people wouldn't necessarily know unless they happened to have lived in the region, etc. i know the large strokes of the victorian age, but not micro-knowledge like the aforementioned example. iirc, even the generals in vicky2 are randomized after your initial set.

if i have the iron kingdom or some other book open and am reading through it to try to take realistic steps (rather than min/maxing my way to grossgermaniums), the game just doesn't offer much for me to research beyond what my book says because the game doesn't throw a lot of historic facts at you in the guise of events, decisions, etc. this isn't to say the game isn't fun to play; i'm just saying that for tism'aaring it's not the greatest

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okay, shina is an alternative name. tokio is an alternative spelling. are you happy now?

>Their traditional history is, that their fathers were compelled by famine, after the loss of their great vessel, to travel towards the rising sun, carrying with them as much of the stores as they could during which many died; and by the wise advice of their ten sisters [women?] they crossed a ridge of land, and meeting with a rivulet on the other side, followed its course and were led to the spot they now inhabit, where they have continued ever since. They have no animals of the domestic kind, either cows, sheep, pigs or anything else: Their plantations consist only of maize and yams, and these with fresh and dried fish constitute their principal food which is changed occasionally for Kangaroo and other game; but it appears that they frequently experience a scarcity and shortage of provisions, most probably owing to ignorance and mismanagement; and had little or nothing to offer us now except skins. They are nominal Christians: their marriages are performed without any ceremony: and all the elders sit in council to manage their affairs; all the young, from ten up to a certain age are considered a standing militia, and are armed with long pikes; they have no books or paper, nor any schools; they retain a certain observance of the sabbath by refraining from their daily labours, and perform a short superstitious ceremony on that day all together; and they may be considered almost a new race of beings.
cia on the original (dutch) setllers of ausci

tokio is an alternative spelling in the way alternateve is an alternative spelling
it is simply wrong
the japanese is tōkyō and the english is tokyo on no level is it ever tokio

i don't believe "alternateve" was ever a spelling choice for the word "alternative." but, "tokio" has been a spelling choice for the word "tokyo."

>>2065663
4 in ten million times?

Denver Reclaimed: Tokio Cheers, Shina Laments
April 6, 2027
Time: 13:00 JST

The first two stages of Operation Sekinin are a success. The fascist forces have been pushed out of the Twin Cities area, while Nippon seized Denver for Trump's forces. The Intervention Force encircled two APLA militia divisions and a national guard division in Denver, capturing thousands of prisoners and equipment for Trump's struggling militia.

In less than a month, the situation is looking brighter for America. As news broke out in Tokio, and the city cheered. Shina has not taken the developing situation well. Just last week, a Shina vessel entered Nippon's territorial waters and fired water at some uninvolved Nippon fishing boats.

In other news, some 2ch users have begun complaining about the Nippon News Agency's use of the spelling "Tokio" and the word "Shina." One user went so far as to call the agency, speak with an administrative assistant, and rage for over ten minutes about the mental faculties of not only the assistant but the entire agency itself. Whatever the cause may be for this particular case of quibbling, the agency has no plans to change the way it spells "Tokio" or the use of the name "Shina."

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yup. if i wanted to spell "sir" as "ser" in a ck3 aar, i'd have every right to do so, because it's the aar that i'm writing

people misspell words - i'm certain seperate has been published but that doesn't make it correct
you're presumably writing shina because you think a gook with an accent might say that but there is never an i in tokyo
the only people who might say tokio are english speakers who haven't even done the bare minimum of japanese
you might as well be writing toekeeoh

i'm kind of surprised neither of you two have ever seen nor heard of the spelling "Tokio" for "Tokyo" before

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your posts are of extremely low quality, you don't seem to know how to spell correctly, and your overall behavior over these last few days (namely shitting out your retarded aar for goi4 and spamming images and racing to post not just one but two new gennies) have really shown your character to be of likewise low quality
I'm hoping you disappear soon

i think this is classical projection desu

but i've never posted a hoi4 aar

>dude how haven't you seen this objectively incorrect spelling of a word used 0.00000025% of the time?

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you can do the research yourself. people have spelled "Tokyo" as "Tokio." here's a very quick example, one of many, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scramble_Formation. i don't know why you keep going on about it other than in some strange attempt to attack me

Neehau Nippon desu.

Today in Tohkioh the Emperer channeled his focus mana to change the deeply rooted pacifism of Japan. Millions of demonstrators took to the streets of Nippon to try and manifest they're own mana to counteract the Imperial will but it was futile.

America rejoices for now Japan will be obligated to partake in its global expeditions or it would have were it not ablaze in a civil war between Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, the corpse of Joe Biden, and Nick Fuentes.

Meanwhile, in Denmark there has been an armed communist revolution and Denmark is invading Sweden citing the Kalmar Union as their casus belly.

Elsewhere, in Africa, Senegal has began a major irrigation project of the western Sahara. When asked how this was possible, Senegalese officials said "Di pipo dey wetin channel dey mana fo da government." except in French. Morroco has been mobilizing for war claiming that this is a transgression on their territory but North Africa is plagued with its owb troubles: in Algeria there are Christian militias under the banner of CSINA and fomenting Canaanite dissent too. Rumours abound that there is a man calling himself Hanebaal proclaiming Nova Carthago.

Stay tuned for more random nonsense events unfolding and pictures of the HoI4 map!

yeah and retard those people are wrong
there is no i in tokyo it's simply an incorrect spelling
i might decide i want to spell london londin because it's closer to the roman but that would be wrong and that has more foundation than spelling tokyo tokio

there is no "wrong" when it's a conscious choice in a fictional work. see artistic license or a stylistic choice

there is when your setting is the real world and when the hoi4 map says tokyo

no, not even then. your argument is that in my written work, i have to do X. as long as I'm consistent, there's nothing wrong with having a stylistic choice about something as trivial as an "i" rather than a "y" in a single name

it's so cool how you're really petulant and contrarian i wish i was a surly 14 year old trying to provoke people too

Thousands Encircled in Rock Springs
April 22, 2027
Time: 1:00 JST

The losses for the APLA are quickly beginning to mount as the Nippon Intervention Force surges forward in northern Colorado and southern Wyoming. Six divisions--two mechanized, three militia, and special ops unit--are surrounded and await imminent destruction in Rock Springs, Wyoming.

The problem for Nippon is that the Intervention Force is moving so quickly through the plains that it is beginning to run into mountainous terrain (Uinta Mountains) as far as the eye can see.

Takemoto has considered the idea of trapping the APLA by withdrawing back to Denver, letting APLA forces seize land, and then encircling them again. The problem is that runs into political concerns. American officials want the land liberated, and they are not keen on the idea of abandoning land almost the size of a state, even if the plan would be to recapture it. For now, High Command in Tokio has vetoed the idea.

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I think if someone using the spelling "Tokio" rather than "Tokyo" makes you think that person is "really petulant and contrarian" and intentionally trying to provoke others, you need to step back and get off the internet for awhile

Israel in Conflict, Again
May 29, 2027

Israel once again finds itself at war with its neighbors as Syria and Hezbollah suddenly fired a barrage of missiles and artillery at key Israeli military sites and issued joint declarations of war.

Nippon intelligence views the success of the bombardment, seemingly catching the Israelis by surprise, as a failure of the Israeli intelligence community in preventing the strikes or at least minimizing their damage.

The last conflict Israel had with its neighbors was in 2014, when three Israeli teenagers were killed by Hamas in the West Bank. Israel increased its security measures and cracked down on the West Bank, resulting in a flurry of violence from Hamas.

There has been relative peace since that conflict ended. But that peace now has been shattered.

Syria in recent years has developed its military after years of civil war. Its military is stronger and carries a significant and modern tank arsenal. It is not the Syria of the 1973 Yom Kippur War.

yeah i'm cheating on you with /htw/ again

it's either Sarnia or , Wood Buffalo ' for me

>spams the thread to hit the bump limit
>drowns it in endless unpopular hoi4 updates
>spells words wrong for no reason whatsoever

i'm here all night tyvm

Iron in the Canyons
August 18, 2027
Time: 13:00 JST

The Nippon Intervention Force has smashed through the Uinta Mountains and captured Salt Lake City, surrounding several APLA divisions in the process. It took approximately three months of hard fighting through the expansive mountain and forest range, but Nippon achieved the near-impossible by getting her tanks through.

If this were peacetime, the Nippon troops could enjoy the sheer wonder of Utah and its landscape. But it is not, and so they fight for every inch in territory that tourists used to visit by the droves. The shelling and mines have resulted in a conservation nightmare that will last years to come.

Meanwhile, fascist forces inch their way back toward Minneapolis. Once the Nippon Army consolidates the area around Salt Lake City, it will have to travel back east to defend and retake land they seized when they first arrived. There is a long war left ahead of the Nippon Intervention Force.

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*leans in close*
stellaris

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econ, anyone?

gamerword anon coming in with the vibe reset

/gsg/, the way it used to be

>>2065700
>>2065700
>>2065700
it's leviosa not leviosaaa

lmao. whole argument was just so ridiculous, including the "you're a bad person because you post aars"

lmao what did i wake up to
i hope the heartsofRGB4 aar poster keeps spelling it tokio just to keep getting screeched at by the rigid autist

for me it's when i post "literally whooo?" whenever someone uses the word "formosa"

>spells words wrong for no reason whatsoever
has internet discourse really fallen so low so as to mock a man for having a gimmick
is saying bazinga really a crime deserving of death

swimming in lulu colon dee

no, but saying "frfr nocap" is, absolutely

friendly reminder that nfag's portfolio has gone up by 5% as per today.

yes it is

i can never pronounce "vulnerable" irl

americans just say "vuln-rubbl"

rubbul* rather, if we're trying to go for absolutely straightforward pronounciation

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>>>/his/17755625
can someone please summarize this thread in bullet point form
i don't think i'm gona make it

>>2065661
>tokio is an alternative spelling in the way alternateve is an alternative spelling
>it is simply wrong
>the japanese is tōkyō and the english is tokyo on no level is it ever tokio

got you homie

stellaris aar inbound momentarily

*quits his job with negative savings in his account*
LIKE A BOSS

>>2065787
>Moscow = holy
>as opposed to Petersburg = artificial, Western, even Satanic
uh huh sure
moscow is so full of young ladies waiting to be married off as baby-making trad wives uh huh, oh yea' get a lot of this ai slop

b-but that's just a summary from the his thread you dummy ding dong

there is actually a discussion of russia in this thread? wowwy zow-wow, i never noticed

yea' there is no russia discussion here, silly little liar

>>2065706
Keep us updated. I want to see arabs pay that "apocalyptic price"

damn
not a good time to trade a currency for the ruble

>not a good time to trade a currency for the ruble
what happened

nah it's just that xe.com is telling me that when compared to 10 years ago the ruble is higher in value, contrary to what cnn and other pro-yookro cucks have been trying to tell me

dh and hoi3 are better than goi$

i agree hoi3 is better, and very gorgeous to look at

no cap hoi3 is sexy af

trve

i know it's like the dream gf nfag wishes he had; an aged hag who doesn't look like she's aged at all

>>2065607 (OP)
>pastebin has been deleted in 20 fucking 21
>still in the OP
ah, an ancient general

>the world if grandi hadn't retired

>>2065638
Wut? This image implies that the majority of people (the midwits) play Imperator, which is plain wrong. The midwits are all about Stellaris.

>>2065638
switch darkest hour with hoi3 and its perfect

i thought the majority flocked to heartsofRGB4 and dlcBLOATversalis4 though

do we think the 14 days ran out or is there still time?

nigga what

Keep posting Japanon I want to see you kill Shina

they're almost the same
dlcBLOAT4 seems a small margin higher
still surprised that shitlaris is this close to dB4's player count, assumed it'd be significantly lower

>>2065638
No one under 145 IQ can even grasp HOI3

i unironically disagree
you just need a lot of patience if you don't have the iq
patience... and youtube...

>playing eu4 with a full understanding of the mechanics
>being able to effectively fight the 7-years' war
>not just losing (drilled) armies to attrition
easily the best pdx title

The Nation That Ended the World
September 26, 2027
Time; 8:00 JST

What happens when Israel loses a war? The world has found out.

Nuclear Armageddon hits the Middle East. Israel launched its entire nuclear arsenal on the Middle Eastern nations. Approximately 90-200 nuclear warheads were launched from ICBMs.

Millions feared dead. Millions more wounded. The DNA of the survives forever damaged, and whatever children they produce will also carry the damaged DNA. Radioactive waste will haunt the region for centuries to come.

Egypt, already suffering extreme water shortage with millions dying from thirst and related illnesses every year, has dissolved into a semi-anarchic state. In approximately 2025, the province of Cairo had around 50 million people, but at -1% growth rate because of the water shortage (-950% population growth), millions have died or fled the country. In 2027, Cairo holds 38 million. 12 million difference in two years. Now that number will further plummet.

Syria, already struggling from a decade of civil war, simply is gone; her government is destroyed. For the time being, there is no one left to rule. That will change, and someone will emerge to rule the ashes, but today it is a destroyed hellscape.

Iraq, which did not even participate in the war, is gone. The cradle of civilization saw a 25 megaton hydrogen bomb explode on it, casting poisonous radioactivity for miles in every direction.

The half of the world not currently engaged or recovering from civil war is in shock. The refugee crisis from this holocaust will affect Europe for the next century. Oil prices might never recover. The environmental impact of all this has some conservationists considering suicide.

The world will never be the same again, thanks to Israel. If it had a blemished reputation before, now it is considered one of the worst nation-states to have ever existed. The Torah/Hebrew bible will be banned in over half the countries in the world.

God help us all.

god help us all?
god simply... wills it!

>>2066024
mouth-watering

To and Fro Across America
January 15, 2028
Time: 10:00 JST

The Nippon Intervention Force bounces back and forth from Minneapolis to Denver to Salt Lake City like ping-pong. As it arrives in one region, another catastrophe occurs in the region it just left behind. Approximately 30 American divisions were recently trapped behind enemy lines but were saved by the Nippon Army.

Takemoto is frustrated. There are too many fascists, too many communists, not enough Americans. He has relayed his concerns to Defense Minister Michael Flynn, who has repeatedly urged withdrawing from the mountainous areas and encircling the enemy in the plains, to the disagreement of some other Trump officials. Flynn has military experience, he understands. The rest, not so much.

The Second American Civil War continues, reaching almost its seventh year of intense warfare. Even after all is said and done a faction consolidates control over nation once more, America will never be the same. Blown out cities, mines everywhere, millions resettled in different countries and unlikely to return, American corporations restructured in Europe and Nippon, so much has changed.

Nippon fights on. Tokio urges it.

>>2065932
that's amazing!
trading all my dollars for rubes right now

i wouldn't do that, but alright

>buy rubble
>can't trade it back because no brained person wants them

Anarcho-Communism Seizes Control of Mexico
November 13, 2028

The Mexican Civil War, after about five years of conflict, draws to an end with a horrific outcome: the Zapatista Army of National Liberation has won. Defeating the Mexican government, the Mormons, and the various cartel factions, the Zapatistas have come out on top, likely while receiving significant aid from Shina.

The New Left's coup of Beijing has seen an unprecedented level of support to communist insurrectionist factions worldwide. The New Left believe in exporting communism, particularly Mao's form of communism, throughout the world. It is what drives much of their jingoistic ambitions.

The next domino to fall to communism likely will be in the Congo. The communist faction in the Third Congo War, which has raged for eight years, fights the conservative government. The conservatives have been pushed to the Katanga region, where they have held out for the past year.

Shina's influence over the world has grown since 2020. But so has Tokio's. The eventual clash between these two titans will likely determine the fate of the world.

and other copes EUcucks tell themselves after giving more money to Russia than Ukraine

Not giving anyone money besides for basic shit I will retire in my 40s

>>2064707
>>2064733
>>2064749
weird events popping off in shitlaris
anyways
starting to think i ended up picking the right casus belli afterall when i annexed the one-planet FTL empire run by "very strong" plantoid beasts "sidimatus" of the planet "Xu Nur III"
they are my slaves, yes
they are my battle thralls, yes
i forbade them from colonizing and migrating, yes
however, i chose to also forbid them from breeding
i was not expecting many of my people to instantly move into this planet, nor was i aware that these slaves wouldn't be allowed to work in specialist/"middle-class" jobs
i wanted to make it so that the sidimatus could function as the middle- and low-class working cogs of their own planet's economy AS WELL as contribute to my army, but it seems i can't specify this much
can ONLY have them be battle thralls OR serve as ONE of the other types of slaves OR be annexed as tributaries or some other type of subject, i cannot have all three, unfortunately
ontop of that, it doesn't appear to allow me to selectively cull any of their population
either i kill none, or a extinguish them all
i see this as a mild flaw in stellaris's species/pops game mechanic
so i chose to go along with having them as battle thralls and low-class workers
but as a result, 11 of their pops (rounding it off to my personal formula of 1 pop valuing as 250 million or 333 million, that'd be 2.75 billion or 3.66 billion, somewhere between that) are unemployed on their planet
however i discovered that somewhere in the future i will happen upon the opportunity to implement "thrall-worlds" through a specific technology & planetary decision named as such
there is a current housing crisis on Xu Nur because of the aforementioned... it has caused a crimewave on the planet
i decreed for more homes to be built
in other news: there are a small percentage (1 pop) of crabs who have taken up the authoritarian ethic

>>2066120
more to come...

Europe's March on Persia
December 1, 2028

Tensions have broken down between Iran and Europe, and for the first time since 1941, Europe invades Iran.

For years, Iran has supported proxy factions throughout the Middle East. Famously, its proxy in Yemen, the Houthis, have fired on trade vessels crossing the Gulf of Aden. And recently, Iran's Hezbollah proxy invaded Israel, partly contributed to the Second Holocaust that has left the financial world in shambles and the Middle East essentially destroyed.

It would seem that Europe has put the blame on Iran, and has decided to invade to remove the Ayatollah once and for all.

i'm literally low maintenance and is lowkey celibate

>>2065785
thanks for posting this. through this, I discovered that "Tokio" in Japanese is トキオ. Searching this on google shows there's only about 2 million results, a Japanese rock band called it, etc. also, when I used ngram, I should have typed "Tokio" rather than "tokio." so many more results.

those guys last night were such fucking retards, and I rarely use that word. straight up hostile, meanspirited retards

tokio is how we say it in GERMANY

based germans. tokiochads unite. ubermenschtokio. untermenschtokyo

sometimes i hate you niggers

>a japanese rock band intentionally gaijinifying tokyo is the same as calling the government tokio
i hope you get a tapeworm

HoI3's map aesthetic is great but the actual map itself is distorted to the point of sucking ass

Across Asia the Drums Begin
December 7, 2028

North Korea crosses the DMZ and invades South Korea. Hours later, it mobilized all of its demobilized units. Seoul is under heavy artillery and missile fire. The South Korean government has sent word to Tokio that it needs reinforcement, ASAP.

Nippon intelligence has indicated that this is the prelude to full-scale total war across Asia. It is not a question of if Shina will enter the war but when.

Tokio has reacted by immediately withdrawing the Intervention Force from America. After almost two years of fighting in the plains and mountains, the Nippon soldier is glad to be returning home, even if most of the Army recognizes that war in Asia is coming.

Tokio has deployed armies across Asia:
>Indian-Pakistani border--18 armored divisions
>Cambodia-Vietnamese border--18 divisions
>Laos-Vietnamese border--8 divisions
>Shina-Vietnamese border--14 divisions

An additional 18 armored divisions are held in reserve to be deployed to Chosen should Nippon formally enter the war.

The Air Force currently consists of approximately 4,000 fighter jets and 1,000 CAS.

The Nippon Navy has 17 (!) carriers, 3 missile cruisers, 41 destroyers, 67 frigates, 8 corvettes, and 40 submarines.

Nippon is about as ready for war as it can be. Whether it is enough, time will tell.

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those shifting goalposts oh no NO NO tokyobros what do we do now, we need more time to respond!!!

>>2066121
it had once been suggested that some 'giant' fauna (see: animals) would be good for studying by some local zoologists on this one planet...
... but this activity has resulted in grave and unexpected consequences, with the creatures becoming hostile in a scale overshadowing our colony on planet "Brink Prime"
roughly half a billion plokaviastii are in mortal danger
i, the archprophet, have deemed it fit to test our newly recruited sidimatus forces against these formidable beasts
four legions may suffice in quelling the many packs of savage participants in this atrocity, and nothing but victory shall be expected
what's that, you say? brink prime is too far from xu nur? better to conscript the plokaviastii from our blessed and sandy capital of septica?
hmm, i think not... they shall not suffer for the errors of brink prime,... oh no, no...
... let this fatal error rest on the frightened minds of those zoologists
until my desired legions arrive, residents of brink prime shall have their neighbors to blame for this calamity...
... their god will save them, for i bless them with the might to survive until my minions descend from the cold heavens, instrumentally charged to rescue them
slaves! sidimatus hordes! for the sake of your people, do not disappoint me

Operation Chugi
December 22, 2028
Time: 1:00 JST

The Chosen Intervention Force numbered 11 armored divisions, over twice the strength of the force sent into America. Takemoto arrived at Gimhae International Airport in Changwon. The army had deployed by boat and arrived earlier that day.

This would be a much different fight than in America, Takemoto thought. Geographically speaking, the difference between fighting in the American Plains compared to Chosen could not have been any greater. The peninsula made it so that the forces of both North Korea and South Korea were so compact that little maneuver could be accomplished.

No, maneuvering like in America would be impossible here. The Intervention Force would need to punch through the North Korean line to have any chance of encircling and destroying its units.

South Korea had mostly held the line as it waited for Nippon reinforcement. It had called its conscription forces to the front. Many South Koreans who thought in this day and age that war was an impossibility were now confronted with the fact that they might very well die in the coming days. K-pop star Kai (Kim Jong-in) of EXO was conscripted last week and shot in the head by a stray bullet yesterday. South Koreans have reacted with shock. The war is here, and it is very real.

did they put naval combat in CK yet

Pyongyang Liberated, Kim Jong-un Flees
January 30, 2029
Time: 3:00 JST

In a little over a week, the Intervention Force secured Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea. Nippon armored divisions swept through DPRK positions like wildfire. So it turns out, starving one's population and oppressing them for generations, creating a society based on terror and fear, and having scarcity in all manners of resources, results in a poor military when subjected to total war.

DPRK soldiers have abandoned their positions, thrown down their weapons, and surrendered when Nippon forces descend upon them. Some have put up resistance, but the fascists and communists in America were deadlier threats than these bugs.

Mass captures of DPRK soldiers have occurred through encirclement and destruction of Nork units. One soldier captured early in the war after a Nork offensive had gone awry reported that when his unit was mobilized for war, he was initially told that they were on a simple training exercise.

The POWs transported down south have now seen how the South Koreans live and compared it to their own situations. "I want to live in South Korea," many POWs have said. Other POWs report starvation conditions back home north of the DMZ and have displayed food hoarding tendencies, despite being given plenty of food.

The war continues, but with Pyongyang captured, it is unclear for how much longer it will last.

Beijing has not responded to the news.

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iirc, no, not yet

Why is the age of marriage in CK3 16? There are many records of marriages happening at younger ages in medieval times.

probably some law in whatever country they're selling big in, saying you can't depict underage marriage (even if historically accurate)

The Great Asian War Begins
February 22, 2029
Time: 9:00 JST

Following Nippon's formal entry into the North-South Korean War, North Korea formally joined Shina's East Asian Defense Initiative (EADI) alliance. Shina then formally declared war on Nippon, triggering the articles of the Pacific Defense Treaty Organization (PDTO) to come into effect. It now is official: the PDTO is at war with the EADI.

Nippon has been preparing for this moment since the Taiwan War. Beijing aims to dominate the world with its Maoist communism, and Tokio seeks to liberate the world of tyranny. They are diametrically opposed.

The orders have been sent to the Nippon Army, Air Force, and Navy to begin carrying out operations.

imagine there would be facesitting stand, instead of faceting, lol

>>2066149
but the characters for tokyo literally "to" -"kyo" (東京) just like ["Heian"] "kyo"-"to" (京都)?
It's not Kioto

did you look up トキオ? those characters stand for tokio. if you're not actually japanese and just trying to piece shit together to justify your maliciousness from last night, then i'm done with this conversation

i can spell Younyted Stayts of Americka, too

The Ocean Shield Fleet
February 23, 2029
Time: 15:00 JST

It has come to the attention of officials in Tokio of a black project that has been worked on in the inter-war years. Called the Ocean Shield project, a fleet has been worked on in secret for years, with corvettes, frigates, and even carriers being assembled in an underground dock. Not even the Prime Minister was aware of the existence of this project. No longer. Officials were informed of the fleet this morning, with Admiral Akira Saito debriefed an hour later. He has begun to incorporate the fleet into the Nippon Navy and her ongoing operations in the East and South China Seas.

The Ocean Shield fleet is comprised of the following: 3 carriers, 25 frigates, and 4 corvettes.

She is just what Nippon needs at this critical hour.

Dominion over Eastern Waters
February 23 - March 27, 2029

For the past month, all eight surface fleets of the Nippon Navy have been executing high-tempo operations across the Yellow Sea and East China Sea, engaging and decimating remnants of the Shina naval forces in a series of rapid strikes and decisive battles.

With so many carriers in the Nippon Navy, they have been distributed in such a way that even several patrol fleets have carriers attached to them. This added strength has ensured that operations in seeking out and destroying Shina fleets have gone smoothly.

From the Yellow Sea to the East China Sea, Nippon ships patrol the waters and hunt for Shina convoy and combat ships. There have been several naval battles that have occurred, with heavy losses suffered by Shina.

Nippon submarines and carrier-based aircraft have also struck hard at Shina’s logistic convoys. At least three major supply convoys have been annihilated, with Yuzhao-class LPDs and Fuchi-class replenishment ships confirmed among the wreckage.

The Shina Navy already appears to be significantly crippled after a series of intense battles. Nippon intelligence is suggesting that she never truly recovered from her extensive naval losses in the Taiwan War.

>goi spam
bedtime

tired
more shitlaris tomorrow

all this hoi4 posting is making me sleepy
can we transition to eu5 posting please

Flames over the Planned City
March 30, 2029
Time: 10:00 JST

India-Nippon forces have seized Islamabad, the capital of Pakistan. The assault was led mostly by Indian troops, with Nippon forces guarding the flanks and providing supporting cover.

A city of over 1 million people, Islamabad is the 10th largest city in Pakistan. It was designed and built as a planned-city and replaced Karachi as the capital in the 1960s. Indian artillery shelling unfortunately damaged the Faisal Mosque, which is the 6th largest mosque in the world.

Having beaten Pakistan a few years prior in the 2023-2024 Kashmir Conflict, the Indian military has seen a renaissance. Nippon military advisers have overseen the growth and strength of India's armed forces since the previous war. Her air force contains numerous Nippon-manufactured fighter jets, and many units use standardized PDTO ammunition and small arms.

India once again is vindicated as the military might of the subcontinent. Pakistani forces still continue fighting, however, and it may take some months before the country capitulates. But this is an important first step in the war.

good nation to form persia/eranshar/iran with?

georgia

i was thinking more of irak but georgie is more good i bet

holy f*ck anon... you can't call it irak, what are you doing? WTF STOP IT RIGHT NOW IT'S SPELLED WITH A Q NOT A K AHHH I'M GOING INSANE YOU'RE A BAD PERSON

amerikaan moment

don't you get it you DUMB RETARD Iraq comes from ٱلْعِرَاق, which means "leiraq" (because i can use google translate, heh), SO THERE'S LITERALLY NO K IT'S A Q omfg. I'm not even arabic and I know that. you have really shown your character to be of low quality

make me kike

under no circumstances will you EVER use a K in Iraq again, got it, you petulant, contrarian, child?

look at the angry sand nigger lol

https://youtu.be/EhqJTh_wz8k?si=8ThjotiUCzIyez5N

The Fall of Shina's Southern Shield
April 6 - May 23

From the jungles of Cambodia to the deserts and mountains of Pakistan, Shina's allies are falling to the might of Nippon and the PDTO. In a little over a month, first Cambodia then Pakistan fell, with each signing treaties of surrender. In Cambodia,

Nippon forces drove through jungle terrain and seized key logistical and political centers after breaching Cambodian defensive positions. In Pakistan, a parallel offensive, in conjunction with Indian ground forces, resulted in the fall of Karachi and other major population centers and the subsequent surrender of Pakistan.

Their collapse so early in the war means that Nippon can shift her manpower to other fronts. Tokio had assigned 18 armored divisions to fight Pakistan and 18 divisions to fight Cambodia. Now these 36 divisions can be redeployed elsewhere.

Myanmar, Bhutan, Nepal, Sri Lanka, and Laos are all that remain of Shina's allies. Now that Pakistan is defeated, India can reinforce her borders with Bhutan and Nepal and potentially start an offensive against them.

Currently, Nippon is working on operational plans for the invasion of Manchuria. Without sufficient planning, Nippon forces would suffer greatly (-50% attack and other maluses). It will take time to plan, but for now with the fall of Cambodia and Pakistan and the loss of Shina's navy, it feels to Tokio like time is on Nippon's side.

For now, the initiative belongs to Nippon.

>>2066224
BLESSED

https://youtu.be/1n8p5Mihi4w?si=n0gb0xiH0LwB_I5f

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaawZPp4hNo

imagine supporting hoi4 posting
what has become of gsg

hoi4 is the best of the paradox games doe

>>2066393
better hoi4 than CK3 or god forbid vicky3

i went to bed the night before last thinking "stellaris is shit[e], don't ever play stellaris again". i had this thought multiple times. then i slept

sorry wiz
(truth dubs)

>>2066399
>>2066400

96
BASED hoi4supporteranon. this is a hoi4 general

cringe goy4supertroons
this is otter market general

post otter #911

niggers do i take Scio to form Iran?
so much tension. i sieged Kasan and Crimea so far.
Ottomans is too busy taking Konstantinopel or Trapezunt.
I think i have to take Lesbos
i think this could be my last foothold in the mediterran

take scio and the city to circumcised the ottermans in the long run

peace for iran

bruh
that otter has more body count than me

>>2066396
sure, shittoria 3 is just plain bad, i agree, no doubt about it
the simple phrase "can't micromanage armies" blows a wide hole in its hull
but crusader cucks 3 is fun as fuck, no other game quite like it, mechanics-wise and the religion-customizer
the dna thing it has is the best use of RNG out there
heartsofRGB4 though is a complete eyesore and only gets much worse after the early game,
and unfortunately i wasn't able to confirm if anything like internal collapse of ai countries happen for it
hoi3 slaps the shit out of it in comparison

the mods are what makes hoi4 desu
>old world blues
>the new order (old version)
>the fire rises
>arguably equestria at war (though i'm not the biggest fan, though i wonder whether an EAW AAR would be permitted by the jannies here... hmm...)
>arguably pax britannica, even if only 1-2 countries have good content (this will probably be an aar at some point)
>apparently red dusk (my south africa playthrough was boring thouguh)
>kaiserreich/kaiserredux (though both are really dated)
beats ck3's fallen eagle and godherja and eu4's anbennar (and allegedly MEIOU & taxes)

*cracks knuckles*
colon to_the_power_of closing_bracket
>goy4

>the mods are what makes hoi4
>the fire rises
you mean that vampire mod?
that shit makes hoi4?
count me OUT

>beats ck3's fallen eagle and godherja
good thing total conversion mods never interested me

this guy must be stopped
>>2066440
>>2066440
>>2066440

i'll take that as a compliment, since it's the same thing i've seen red hawk say about allegedly good mods

problem with hoi3 is it has no interesting mods
>ww2 >:(
>ww2 but if germans won ww1 >:O
>ww2 but if steampunk >:Q

hoi4 is a sequel to dh

problem with you is you aren't capable of enjoying anything without mods, or am i wrong?

no, eu4 modless got boring after the first like 100-200 hours
ck3 was already played out through ck1 and ck2

map mods and the 769 bookmark mod are all i need for eu4 and ck3
no tranny conversions for me

and as for hoi3, well,... that game's mod library is tiny as fuck, but vanilla seemed alright for the most part
doesn't need any aesthetic changes

a girl next to me on a metro was visibly looking at my screen browsing /gsg/ and what not
i set the brightness higher so she can read

^ enjoy your last few days posting on /gsg/ because you're on your way to get laid and you won't be welcome anymore

i dont even go outside anymore

no way dude, she's going to see 'tranny' and have him thrown in jail for hate speech

only one circumstance (s)he would do that in

so yeah
>mfw otter poster caused a girl to pay attention to me, my phone at least
didn't do anything tho, i just left the seat early

there is a lot of raw sexual energy coming from otter 911 which is why it should only be requested on certain occasions

>>2066415
>>2066415
>>2066415
WTF LEWD

ftl in 45 minutes yee

eu4
>click mission tree button and get reward!
hoi4
>click focus tree button and get reward!
ck3
>click lifestyle button and get reward!
why not make something unique and fresh and remove the buttons, remove rewards?

That's a weird way to spell Chuck Grassley

go play distant worlds 1 if you want something unique and fresh
it's unironically a better game than shitlaris
modded starsector, too, which if you use nexerelin it becomes a 4X ontop of the mount&blade in space fun
t. shitlaris aar guy from yesterday

the game i like is shit

96
what if i told you i'm so making that rn

nothing wrong with rewards

dopamine enslaves you. games should be about producing serotonin instead

imagine playing valo but you just have to wait and survive for a moment then you get rewarded with insta ace button
that's the absolute state of what gs games have become

>>2066396
>you don't like eating horse shit?
>it's better than pig shit and chicken shit stop complaining

>>2066367
ırak

europa 5
that's what it should have been called

whered 2 through 4 go

>the same thing happens every game
>you have to pause and click a thousand buttons while hairs fall out of your head
>railroaded fart events to match your particular shade of microbe

yeah
hoi4 really is like that

lord lambert will mailbomb sitges offices i am very good at reading auras
dlc and its consequences

if hoi4 was more like ck3 and hoi3 combined, i'd play it again

>>>/visnov/

still buzzing on englightenment age news.. will have to skip back to read aar's after frasier rewatch

like seriously if my neutrality is super low i could declare war on anyone
with heartsofRGB4 i have to wait until other retards contribute to fill this big retarded abstract pot that is impossible for one literal who country to fill up so i can declare war, either that or make a casus belli that takes maybe a whole year to make on one fucking country
as hungary in hoi3 i remember being able to arm up and trade etc. get ready for raping yugoslavia in 1 year, less than that if i'm being an impulsive retard
as hungary in tranny4 i have to go down both the political tree and the double-sided military/economy tree to finally feel stable and that takes like way over a year, some random number between 3 and 7 years and by then germany and gang are already eating up everything and the place outside of my borders is glowing like an RGB christmas tree with fourteen different countries sprinting around it's nauseating

dlcBLOATversalis4 is full of these little things that make as much sense as thaneslop retard

garbage shit nigger thread that isn't about games

i'm not going to comment on dlcBLOATversalis4 right now, because quite frankly, i haven't played that game enough
i'll comment on it after trying it again some time down the road, i only gave it like 20 hours before i ragequit, it's not fair for me to rate it as dogshit right now

literal size of Jerusalem 2.0

i fucking hate these meme cities
salt lake city
tallahassee

that's what you get for doing colonialism
europe should've never been civilized, the road this created led the world to this, simple as that
suck the domino effect's cock faggot

Jewrusalem

will eu5 cure my amnesia?

installing some memory into my new smart-sink

Tanks on the Mekong, Boots in Manchuria: The Path to Beijing
May 30 - June 17, 2029

On June 6, Laos collapsed after 19 division belonging to Laos and Shina were surrounded in Savannakhet on the Mekong River by several hundred Nippon Type-10 tanks and IFVs. Already shot from weeks of heavy fighting, the surrounded Laotian and Shinese soldiers surrendered. Laos, having lost its capital of Vientiane, took the news poorly and surrendered soon after.

Approximately a week-and-a-half later, North Korea surrendered after holding out with several divisions supported by Shinese troops in the North Pyongan province. After Nippon seized Pyongyang in late January, her armored divisions broke through Nork defensive lines and surged across the North Korean countryside up to the Chagang Mountains.

Several Nippon armored divisions then crossed the Nork-Shina border and continued north into Manchuria before finally coming into contact with Shina forces outside Harbin. All total, 32 armored divisions have participated in the North Korean-Manchurian offensive. With North Korea surrendering, operations have momentarily paused as Nippon plans further operations west into Manchuria to eventually assault Beijing.

The Shinese Air Force has resisted strongly against Nippon air intrusion into Manchuria. Already both sides have lost hundreds of planes, with Shina losing a fewer number. Daily sorties by Nippon CAS is a common sight.

For now, Nippon’s momentum is unquestioned, but the cost of continued air and ground warfare will be high. The ultimate goal of Beijing draws closer, but the final victory remains uncertain, though it is much closer than it was two months ago.

The Rise of Dugin and the Birth of the Eurasian Empire
June 19, 2029

Aleksander Dugin, who seized power in Russia following its failure in the European War, has announced Russia's intention to create a Eurasian Empire, that would span from the Atlantic to the Pacific.

Dugin, a philosopher who came into prominence in the 1990s and prophetically concluded America would one day collapse and Balkanize, co-founded the National-Bolshevik Party with Eduard Limonov in 1993. Some have called Dugin a Neo-Nazi, and most if not all would agree he is an extreme nationalist. He remains an ardent advocate for the supremacy of Russian identity and territorial expansion.

After he took control of Moscow, he had every other political party banned. Now he rules Russia with an iron fist, and his comments on Eurasia have led many to speculate that a second European War likely will occur sometime in the future unless Dugin can be stopped.

>mekong
i gotchu' bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4NHJ4qUFc

patriot

are we in control?

control is ours

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based

PDTO on the Brink of Victory in the Great Asian War
August 13, 2029 - January 15, 2030

The end of the Great Asian War is now firmly within reach, as the PDTO has scored a series of decisive victories across the Asian continent. Over the past several months, Nippon ground forces have ruthlessly dismantled Shinese fortified positions, while PDTO allies have captured key coastal cities, effectively crippling Shina’s strategic position.

The war’s turning point came in Myanmar, where tens of thousands of Shinese soldiers were encircled and forced to surrender after being trapped in the rugged Shan Hills mountain range. After months of heavy bombardment from both Nippon ground forces and aerial strikes, the 26 Shinese divisions in the region finally capitulated on January 15, 2030, marking the end of Myanmar’s involvement in the war.

The fall of Shina’s allies has been swift and decisive. Sri Lanka fell in December 2029, followed by Nepal and Bhutan in early Fall 2029 after a coordinated Nippon offensive through the treacherous Tibetan mountains. With these nations now under PDTO control, the last remnants of Shina’s coalition have been completely dismantled.

Meanwhile, the Shinese coastal cities have been hammered by PDTO amphibious invasions, with Hong Kong, Fuzhou, Nantong, and Nanjing all falling into PDTO hands. Shanghai currently is under siege.

With the fall of these key cities and the collapse of Shina’s defensive lines, the situation for the Shinese is rapidly deteriorating. It seems increasingly likely that the war will reach its conclusion before the end of 2030, with many speculating that the PDTO will achieve total victory by Christmas.

The balance of power has shifted overwhelmingly in favor of the PDTO, and the end of Shina’s war effort appears imminent. However, the final push to secure complete victory will require further strategic operations, with Beijing likely to be the next major objective.

Victory in the East and the End of the Shinese Order
March 22, 2030

After more than a year of war against Shina, Beijing has surrendered to Tokio after an internal coup ousted the New Left government. The situation was grim: the coastline had been seized, major cities fallen and turned into blown-out husks of their former selves, and millions of Shinese starving and in refugee camps.

The mood is jubilant throughout Nippon. The leader of the free world, the savior of democracy, had defeated the world's greatest threat. Nippon had forged a powerful alliance during the Second Cold War, and it paid off. PDTO alliance members contributed greatly during the war, bolstering every offensive and defensive line.

Nippon and her vassal state Taiwan have gained many territorial possessions from Shina in the peace treaty. Port Arthur (Dalian) now rightfully returned to Nippon. Tianjin also returned. Penglai and Qingdao handed over. And, the jewel of East Asia, Shanghai, has been granted to Nippon. The great population crisis essentially has been solved in one fell swoop as millions of people have been joined with Nippon.

Hong Kong is liberated at last, joined with Taiwan and ultimately ruled from Tokio. Guangzhou, Fuzhou, and Hainan ceded to Taiwan, expanding its/Tokio's influence along the South China Sea.

The fall of Beijing marks more than just a military victory—it heralds the beginning of a new geopolitical order in Asia. The once-dominant Shina has fractured; its ideology discredited, its military shattered, and its people scattered. The PDTO, once a coalition formed in the shadows of global uncertainty, now stands unchallenged in the region.

Nippon, emerging as the undisputed power in Asia, now looks to secure its gains and transition from war to governance. The world watches with a mixture of admiration and unease as the balance of power shifts decisively eastward.

fuck all my levetiracetam is gone...

The Great Fragmentation of Shina
April 8, 2030

With the complete collapse of the second government in Beijing, the city and surrounding region descended into complete anarchy. The chaos quickly spread to the neighboring provinces, and like a domino effect the nation of Shina began to splinter and fragment.

In some places, the military seized control, in others, democratic factions came into power and rallied the local governments to independence. A myriad of differing ideologies have emerged in the numerous factions that now govern the remnants of what was once called Shina.

The future now is certain: Nippon is ascendant in Asia. There are already talks of making Korea a puppet state, and Nippon officials suspect they will have no trouble convincing the Korean government of this. After all, Nippon now is a great democratic empire--who would not wish to join it?

Shina's power over Asia is forever destroyed. It is slpit into civil war, and millions will perish in the coming months and years. Even if a faction consolidates power, it is unlikely that Nippon would ever allow it to seize all of the territories once belonging to Shina.

Asia and the Pacific are a better place than before, thanks to the PTDO and Nippon.

is it even possible to lose a game of goy$?

I think JapanAAR is done.

RussiaAAR is still ongoing, but I'd like to try starting something new before getting back into it.

Some ideas for new based4AARs:

(1) Pax Britannica: Steampunk/Teslapunk Britain, set in 1933, Queen Victoria is about to celebrate her near-100 year reign.

(2) Old World Blues: Lost Hills/Brotherhood of Steel, set in the post-apocalyptic Fallout universe.

(3) Red Dusk (maybe) Soviet Union in the modern era.

Open to other (based4) ideas.

07
yeah, but it usually involves being a minor country or facing a tough logistic/production problem. but you could ask that question about any paradox game

does a rage count as a loss

There's also the possibility of an Equestria at WAAR, but *raises claw to spectacles, adjusts* I'm unsure whether we want to try that yet.

you would probably get raped to death by the janny
theres one single guy who just bans any and all talk about that mod

the pony mod is the best hoi mod out there, play it

>>2066924
yeah, that usually happens when you violate global rules

i know they ban posting of pony images, but discussion of the mod is tolerated from what i've seen. i don't know, however, whether an entire AAR on it would be acceptable..

not playing that but i might load up some bugpony images later

how would you run an aar with no images?

maps, non-pony images, erasing any ponies that do happen to appear on the screen

global rule 15 just says: All pony/brony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlp/. as a ruleslawyer, the principle of expressio unius est exclusio alterius would indicate that AARposting of ponies, which is not a thread, image, flash, or avatar, would be permitted

i would agree however the most fun parts of EAW are griffonian countries which have best content and more importantly aren't ponies so wouldn't be covered by the rule either way

ok from now on we only take persian provincias.

i think i will attack Polen first

Quality / Trade Ideas

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except it never happened until some annoying new bossnigger came in a while back
i've seen him delete posts that only discuss it as well but don't know if he still does it

>>2066913
Show us how the Second European War goes

look at those freaky otter feets

a rodent with frog feet for swimming, that's the otter

I met the western producer of tetris and in between talking about how he bluffed his way into the soviet computing ministry he started telling a story about a japanese river otter but sadly he was interrupted so we'll never know how it ended

A History Lesson
Present Day

The half-feline, half-avian quadruped Griffon raised her hand to the map presented from the projector and pointed to one of the countries, the nation's territorial boundary. She stood before a classroom of younger Griffons, who attentively watched her movements. "In the year 1007, the Griffonian nation was measured not by its military strength or its immense size but by what?"

Everygriff paused a moment and considered the question. One Griffon raised his hand first.

"Yes, Otto?"

The boy answered slowly, reciting from memory.

"The Griffonian nation was measured by its ability to survive against the odds that faced it, Frau Raschke."

The teacher nodded and walked to the young Griffon's desk and looked at him.

"The exact words of the text. But do you understand it? What does it mean to you?"

The boy looked back and after moment replied, "I don't know." His left wing flicked in frustration.

"Of course you don't. I doubt anygriff here would truly understand the position of the Griffonian Republic in 1007 and how close he was to being erased from the map." Satisfied that she had made her point, she moved on.

"The histories tell us much of 1007, but they also omit much. The Hausmeisters refuse to permit any image of a pony or brony. We can't even see what the Father of the Republic looked like. We have only prompts, which do not violate Their rules." Her claw pressed the remote she held. The screen flashed to text.

>A portrait of an anthropomorphic griffon character wearing a sharp white naval officer's cap with gold trim and insignia, a black military uniform with golden details and a red circular medal on the chest. The griffon has brown feathers, a dark brown beak, and green eyes, and is shown with a calm, serious expression. Background features a red and gold banner with a stylized imperial or authoritarian motif. The art style is clean, semi-realistic digital illustration with shading and soft gradients.

>>2067005
Frau Raschke asked her next question: "And speaking of the President-Marshal, what came of him? Did everygriff support him, or was there a plot against him?"

You know when a run is being really annoying, then you finally figure out how you should be playing it, which focuses to take first, etc. Then once you know, suddenly everything else is going wrong, the countries you wanted to work towards and help are all dying years earlier and they were fine when you couldn't unfuck your own country.

what of the sigma players who hold no alliances, no friends

in eu4, i don't ally anyone unless i'm starting as an opm that REALLY needs an ally
that's how cool i am
get on my level, scrubs

alliances in eu4 are bear traps(and that's a good thing)
it's the alliances in ck3 that are pure exploitable cancer. i only played one playthru in that game and i'm not only saying that cause it's meme-certified

negroes of /gsg/ unite (what percentage are you?)

your mom is meme-certified exploitable cancer

post otter 2048

>add-to post filter: gryfin

rare image of an lithe miniature polar bear with one singular braincell between two very dim eyes
>post retard critter no. 294389!!
said the /gsg/er

>>2066859
take
territory
!!!!!!!!

>>2065607 (OP)
I'm sure this has been pointed out but all op pastebins are dead. Renew them or remove the links.

*remove you from my minecraft server*

>>073
outdated/defunct pastebins are part of thread culture
>>075
this guy gets it. minecraft server in op when?

that fag is so triggered by otter pictures XD

are prince-bishops playable in ck3 yet?
what about republics

>>2066883
>>2066913
efforteffortposts indeed

don't know who cares
don't know who cares
*looks at ck3*
you are beautiful just the way you are

mhh. nicely etablated.
couldn´t Prussia. Austria has Bohemia and Polen under PU. May Ally Brandenburg and break alliance with Austria.
Ottomans are dead now. could not withstand because it happens so less.
Quality/Trade/Infrastruktur!

i´d like to play as Irak and just make a nice trading-exploration empire there

take defensive and build 500 bajillions forts in the you know where and watch 5000 trillions russians and egyptians dying to attrition

what are you trying to do germbro

not falling for the shitcoin, for starters

bitcoin is pumping to 120k next week bro

one day trump is going to fuck you in the ass when he makes bitcoin fall again
the unexpected will happen, and those who already sold their bitcoin will sigh with relief that they did
and who knows, you might one day want to pick up a machinegun and visit one of the many american military bases in your occupied country

or maybe several grenades, who knows what your preferred method of columbine will be

>implying nfag is capable of more than incel rage

>the unexpected will happen, and those who already sold their bitcoin will sigh with relief that they did
no actually, the more i learn the more i realise how news dont actually affect the market.
the chart predicts the news, not the other way around.
those dips, with the elon trump twitter drama and the israel iran drama, those were liquidity grabs that you could anticipate, furthermore the dips still adhere to the chart structure, technical analysis still applies, its not like all the rules fly out the window when shit like that happens.
if anything, those are good opportunities to buy.

Frost and Fracture
January 1, 2007

The President-Marshal Alexander Kemerskai, the Father of the Republic, was frustrated. He had summoned a council of the military officers to discuss the issues that currently plagued the Republic, hopefully to brainstorm ideas. But when the council met, they were more interested in arguing amongst themselves than coming up with solutions to the problems. Maybe there were no current solutions. The President-Marshal wanted to try anyway.

The obstacles were many.

First, the language and cultural barrier exists between the local griffons of Cloudbury, the land the Republic occupies, and the Republican Herzlander griffons, who had traveled from the southlands to this cold land they now consider home. This has caused ongoing problems, from impacting the military performance of the local natives, to collecting taxes from the populace. There is no known insurrection fomenting, so this obstacle is not as concerning as others.

Second, the once pride of the Republic, the Republican Army, which led the Herzlander griffonos north to this iceland, is in complete and utter disarray. This is the most concerning of the obstacles. Many within the military are frustrated, with some resorting to plundering the local communities. This needs to be fixed. At the moment, new military units cannot be trained until this problem is resolved.

Third, bandits plague the countryside. At the time, lynching the old ruler and his family felt good to the republicans when they came here and found the nobles oppressing the locals. But in so doing, the previous government imploded, and now (years later) the bandits have gained such strength that they rule swathes of land with impunity. This affects tax collection, resource gathering, everything needed to run a nation.

Fourth, food. Starvation is the great fear. Nogriff yet has turned to cannibalism, but the food stocks dwindle by the day. The Republic needs to find a permanent solution to the food problem.

>*nfag motions his hands over his monitor screen in a mystical manner*
>"bitcoin bitcoin on my screen, what in this zog shitworld have you foreseen?
>bitcoin bitcoin on my screen, how close am i in becoming a bitcoin queen?"

in all seriousness
>trump makes the deepest dips
>nfag doubles down
>trump elects for the third term
>nfag retires a zilllionaire and won't shut the hell up about it on /gsg/ 24/7

chuckled

there goes my effortpost in comedy
jannified
but my 2 columbine posts remain there just fine
*eyes pan over at 'you'*
i'm getting banned aren't i

might as well finish up my aarposts before that happens

i'm not the one who made 41 but i also chuckled
so yeah, your shitty meme didn't go unnoticed.

i am gsg

deep :o

Winds of Reformation
January 8, 1007

To restore the Republican Army and bring discipline back to the military requires extreme measures. In recent years, select generals who have been with the Republic since the initial revolution, Reinhard Suntail and Claus Rosewing, have caused severe problems that have resulted in the Army's current status of disarray.

The once-proud Republican Army, built on the ideals of freedom, unity, and progress, has been compromised by the internal corruption and ambitions of high-ranking officers such as Suntail and Rosewing and their followers. These officers, once revered for their valor in the early days of the Republic, have become parasites that threaten the integrity of our nation.

Suntail: Following the 1003 banning of the Griffonian National Revolutionary Front after they committed a terrorist attack, Suntail, in disagreement with the banning, took an army north and began to plunder and raid communities. A decorated and skilled officer, his own arrogance and ego has unfortunately has led him to commit terrible acts. This can no longer continue.

Rosewing: The former President-Marshal's closest friend, confidante, and once-Vice President. After a series of disagreements on republican ideals, the two drifted apart. Over time, he began supporting a monarchist movement within the Republic. Recently, he took the army under his command and began raiding republican armories for weapons. He needs to be stopped.

The Republican Army needs new blood. Approximately half of the generals are considered Old Guard and unflexing in their military views. A Republican Military Academy needs to be created to train republican soldiers and bring in fresh officers who can replace some of the untrustworthy Griffons.

To ensure that the Griffons stand behind the Army, there must be a public reaffirmation of the Republic’s principles.

May the winds of the sky guide the Griffons to victory.

Nothing. Wanted to know how strong persia will become midgame. Also to Manifest a bit more strength for Iran or their destruction

i'm so /gsg/coded that i instantly knew what post he's replying to

^^

A Tyrant's Last Breath
March 27, 1007

Snow drifted down, covering the city, when the news arrived with a surprising announcement. Emperor Grover V, that tyrantgriff and ruler of the Griffonian Empire, had died of natural causes. According to the Republic, Emperor Grover V ruled the Empire with an iron claw. The republicangriffs reacted with joy, leaping into the air and swooping through the snowfall. The scraping sound of clawclapping could be heard all around the city as Griiffons cheered.

In the 978 Republican Revolution led by the President-Marshal, Emperor Grover V had almost been captured. But he escaped with the nobles, rallied the monarchistgriff forces, and reclaimed the Empire from the republicangriffs. Vctory had slipped through the Republic's claws. For many years, reublicangriffs had lamented what had occurred. If only they could have captured Grover V and quickly beaked him, severing his neck with a quick strike from the beak, they might have won the war and everything would have been different. But they had not, so it was not. Instead, they live in the cold among the local Cloudburygriffs. With Grover V's passing, that might change.

The President-Marshal began preparing a speech for the occasion. He had hoped for this moment for years, the defeat still haunting him. Today was a good day.

Grover V may have been a tyrant, but he was also a formidable foe. His death brings an end to an era of oppression, and with it, the chance to reshape the future of the Griffon nation and reclaim it for republicanism.

The President-Marshal has already ordered the preparation for a military campaign. The Republic must be ready. This is the moment the republicangriffs have been waiting for. Grover V is dead, and with him, the last vestiges of the Empire that sought to crush our freedoms. Today, the Republic stands on the precipice of a new dawn.

>>2066186
breaking news: a purely authoritarian faction has formed
a grassroots movement numbering roughly two billion in the entirety of the plokaviastii empire,
most of them scattered throughout the core worlds, mainly "Tarazed Prime" and "Ivusheh Prime"...
... but also in the outlying worlds of xu nur and "Laloria Prime",
in these places would parts of the "Peace and Order Movement" arise,
an ideology focused on supreme centralized power
what had these worlds in common? clearly were most of them populated with indigenous life of at least somewhat intelligent capacity
intelligent enough even to draw the enmity of the plokaviastii,
the plokaviastii, a galactic culture steeped in elements of cruel supremacy and blind devotion to their leaders,...
... leaders who fostered an extreme fear of the outsider, coupled with a pressing value of intellectual prowess to subvert the outsider
a history that spanned millennia, to a time where once within their homeworld of septica were these outsiders,
until one by one they fell to the strongest of them all,...
... whether their leaders submitted or remained defiant, both would fall to the spear in the front or the spear in the back,...
... the spear of the one victor, "Baryul", whose time had long passed...
... his image in their memory became their god,
and it was he which they had looked upon for strength against the new outsiders,... those which dwelled in worlds far away,
joined in union under this new religion which they had carried on their backs as they planted their nests in new worlds
(continued)

>>2067324
(continuing)
as more of them were born into these worlds, they would spread out to whichever world they could find,...
... but upon hearing of the humans in the galactic west, their sights turned to this notion and felt nothing but the enmity engineered within them
their leader of the time, "Gobb the Immortal",...
... whose mind was altered by an exposure to a supposed source of interdimensional radiation which preserved his being's youth,...
... upon learning of the humans and witnessing the sudden surge in militancy and enmity for this new outsider known as the humans,
would attempt to suppress their nature,..
... but to no avail, as they would seek to defy him and expand towards the humans
the humans themselves were no friendly beasts, this was truly apparent in their treatment of their closest interstellar neighbors,...
... and upon hearing of such things, would only further the rancorous nature of the plokaviastii
of course, there were the relatively rare 'few among many' who felt the unnatural distaste for such zeal and practically wanton bloodlust,
those who would try to coalesce into an egalitarian movement,...
... who would soon suffer the same 'treatment' that other outsiders in plokaviastii history had fallen to
(continued)

>>2067325
(continuing)
as for gobb the immortal, one day would a frustration come upon him over the uncontrollable nature of his people, leading him to resign
and pass the scepter to his most trusted friend, a spiritualist known as "Sler'fuj", who would then don himself as the "archprophet",
and immediately tear down the central government, reforming it into something more fitting for the time
how ironic was it that sler'fuj who, a spiritualist, was also a very close friend of gobb the immortal, a 'materialist',
but their connection was strong enough that sler'fuj did not follow in baryul's footsteps as a traitor and murderer to those who surrendered their thrones,...
... and instead, he would forcefully appoint gobb to the position of head of research,
a position which the emotionally exhausted immortal would accept
"the burden isn't as heavy as it would have been, had someone else forced this charge upon you,...
... i only need you here because both you and i know of your intimate knowledge of baryul when he was still alive and at his peak as the most dominant crab
i let the minister of state, the shroudwalker and i play as the three head clergy of this domain, but you,...
... you are the true connection to baryul,... this is why you are appointed here! you must always tell me about him..."
gobb knew only somewhat of "Fosalin" who served as the Minister of State, and even less of 'The Shroudwalker', who was known as "Merttek Orr Bre'Kokt"
rumor had it that fosalin played for all sides of the political landscape, and at the same time for none,
while there lay also fainter but wilder tales of him copulating with and eating many of those in the 'Solar Federation of Man' shortly after sler'fuj's ascendancy
all of this being pure discretion taken from the decree of his role in spycraft, of course
(continued)

>>2067328
(continuing)
as for merttek, a self-proclaimed crab disfigured and preserved only by symbionts of interstellar origin years after his abduction from planet 'Ivusheh Prime',
to be rescued and nurtured by those of the distant and mysterious enclaves of 'The Shroud', of whom his only known name originated...
... from those painful years would he wear this clothed encasement of electromagnetically charged braces and symbiotic worms further beneath
but with a youthful vigor did he carry himself during all of his later years in aiding some of the governors of the blessed sands of Septica,
and rumored to be the leading driver of the first wave of the spiritualist movement in the empire
never in their years on the council had these two spiritualists merttek and fosalin agreed with eachother on anything,
one of them having brought over word of 'the shroud' and the mental enlightenment and clarity it had bestowed him,...
... his claims of baryul's redemption,... and the virtue of merttek's own sense of justice which he shared in assisting several leaders of septica,...
these things conflicted with fosalin the spy, who held no need for justice in his methods,...
... and who only saw spirituality in preserving the upholding of baryul's known character, the acclaimed deceiver who united the plokaviastii in efforts,...
... efforts to ascend the heavens with aims to expand their sands into the stars
to this would the shroudwalker claim that, after baryul had briefly survived the assassination attempt upon him,
did he come to merttek with a message of telepathy sent to merttek in a shroud enclade he resided,
a revelation shown to him of seeing the shroud for minutes before his mortal injury would take him,...
fosalin would admit that those who tried to nurse baryul back to health on that day, many years ago, did claim he was saying such things,
(continued)

>>2067331
(continuing)
but also adamantly repeat that all who were physically present were certain that baryul had lost his mind as he was dying
to this, the shroudwalker would preach that baryul had found redemption from all deceitful and otherwise 'cruel' behaviors which his name was renown for
both of them posed some influence over sler'fuj and his tenets of spirituality,
the interest he held in finding baryul, or at least the remaining traces of him in the memories of gobb the immortal,...
... of whom sler'fuj implored merttek to invest in long periods of psychic analysis most clandestine
despite the similar political alignment between sler'fuj and the shroudwalker, there was little evidence of something more afoot
openly, sler'fuj showed no uneven preference in gobb, merttek, or fosalin, or even "Fern'duss", the 'hyperlane supervisor',...
... and now that a new movement was rising, having more than doubled in size over the past nine months,...
... not only would sler'fuj laud and speak in favor of this 'peace and order' movement, he would do so against the counsel of all of his advisors
this was coupled with his sudden stride to suppress the 'banner of triumph', the 'committee of united scientists',
but also the 'alliance of exalted clergy' as well...
... something which confounded even fern'duss, who was himself of the xenophobic plokaviastic preservation bloc(PPB),...
... for he suspected this would lead the others to claim in secret that he had been influencing sler'fuj in preserving the 'ppb' while undermining the others

based stellarisaar anon

In all my hours of CK2, I finally started to play the Anglo Saxon in 867 instead of playing the 1066 French/German or 769 Byzies (hell even the Rum Seljuks are comfy too).
I think so far, its not my best playthrough but my most comfy. Just focusing on the British Isles, getting the Norse off my lands and keeping the Scotts and Irish at bay with strategic alliance, plot and claimant married into my dynasty.
My firstborn heir has a claim on Scotland and due to how Tanistary work, I think I will marry his kids to Irish claimants so his grandsons/daughters can claim the isles in one swoop.
In the meantime, I build, modernize England and help the Karlings and Asturias against the looming threats of the Khazar Jewish hordes and the Umayyad Sultanate in Iberia.

I see its way more fun to just keep your De Jure Empire, and let your vassal conquer and just install relatives on other thrones than just blobing and conquer everyting.
I might go ahead and conquer Scandinavia since its Christian now but heavily fractured between heatens and catholics Norse chimping out, just to have a "North Sea Empire" thing, but thats as far as it goes I think.

all lower caps AAR let's fucking go

this bloody nigger better not do it

>middle earth
*yawns then hides your post*

nooooo don't do it

middle-earthposting, can we say DUNADAN as fuck??

A Clandestine Meeting
March 29, 1007

Kurt Ashmark, a young republicangriff who had served under General Reinhard Suntail for years, flew through the night skies as he traveled to an important meeting in the city of Lostgate. Griffons were not known for being late. He would need to arrive before the clock struck midnight. But he also could not be seen; the President-Marshal's men could have trailed him. That night, he did not see any other Griffons flying along Airway 4, the designated travel-way to from Bleakspire to Lostgate. But one might never know they were being followed by a member of the elite Republican Guard.

Kurt arrived, however, without incident. Stepping into the Clawed Perch, the tavern of the agreed meeting place, he spotted a younger Griffonette. Few else were in the building. They could speak in private.

"You must be Elara," Kurt said calmly. The Griffonette was pretty, with sleek and glossy, well-cleaned feathers. The fur along her haunches was thick, yet nicely-groomed--clearly brushed often. Her tail was long, yet feminine. Though Kurt preferred ponies and their natural sexuality, he could not help but admit that the plotters had picked the perfect whore for the plan.

"I am--Ashmark, I presume?" Elara responded.

They began to discuss the details. It was a fairly simple seduction-and-poison plot. The President-Marshal had many positive traits, but it was an open secret that he was a womanizer. This weakness would be his downfall.

The two were finalizing the details when Kurt saw the door to the tavern open. Never keep one's back to a door, he had once been told by General Suntail. Uniformed armed Griffons entered. Kurt's eyes widened. The armedgriffs raised their weapons. The officer to General Suntail did not register the booming sound of the bolt-action rifles before multiple .30 Talon Rounds entered his body and his world forever went black.

finally a real gsg
tatw is kino i wish there was a version with better ai

*raises index finger*
wallah it's acthscually divide and conquer, a twta standalone submod so it only has the cancer last stand script instead of the cancer fullstack spawning every time you attack a settlemeny

>things happening on /pol/
>/gsg/ radio silence all day

i'm busy watching my fishtankfu binx doebeit

i haven't been to /pol/ in years

/pol/ is just /b/ but with some politics thrown in the mix
too fast-paced for me to give a flying fuck about
if i want concrete info i'll watch an alex christoforou video
anyways back to my game

what game?

shitlaris

politics is just a gsg

Make a Festung Irland CK2 game with only Fokus on Bishophrics and Church (Heavy Infanterie). Stay on your Isle

ew yikes!

girlfriend is just a /gsg/

>>2067467
Just reminded me of a campaign where I did that

girl on the right looks kinda cute

vrgh norse africans what covld have been

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI4uirwxx1Y

A-A-I HAA-AA-OUUU-OUUU-U-U-JII-AUU-AA

fugg those were indonesian africaans

imagine the smell

you can't prove i posted a beaver on /pol/

It would be be cool if some study was able to be done on the history of Africans, Austroloids, and Polynesians and the weird mixing of their populations and their distribution around Madagascar, the Indian Ocean, and Oceania. But that would be racist or something

africans and australoids are the most genetically distant grouls

how are we liking don's pride parade?

is that what we are classing hoi4 posting now?

Isn't there some distribution of African around Guinea and Sentinel Island? And the Dravidians are also at least part Austroloid.

i don't believe we can discredit out of hand the possibility that the african in indonesia wasn't due to imported africans escaping from slavery

yeehaw

These movements were practically pre-history though. They were before any of the major known civilizations. I get the sense they were weird groups that interacted with and joined in on the Polynesian migrations.

To Hunt for Traitors
October 3, 1007

Suntail and Rosewing are up to more shenanigans, after their last plot was foiled by the Republican Guard. This time they have tried recruiting loyal republicangriffs to their banditry ranks. Droves of soldiers have abandoned their posts to join the warlords in the North. Abandoning their republican ideals, the Republic has branded them traitors and sent the Republican Guard to hunt them down. Across the continent in Equestria, the ponies teach that friendship is magic and to turn the other cheek. The Griffons, however, feel differently about matter. The Guard has orders directly from the President-Marshal to kill on sight any deserter and not to accept any excuse for why the deserter abandoned his post. Additionally, a newly-established government agency now controls the movement of male republicangriffs. Under this new directive, all males must seek permission before leaving Republic borders, a measure designed to prevent further defections.

The Guardsgriffs flew out and began hunting down putting to the beak numerous deserters. No exceptions. The warlords could not be permitted to have their ranks reinforced

Some have criticized the decision. One might argue that the republican ideals that originally led to the Revolution would have permitted soldiers and the non-soldier Griffons to exercise their right essentially to leave the Republic should they so choose and join another association. However, despite the dissent, the government has remained resolute. The decisions made are final, and no compromises will be made in the pursuit of maintaining the integrity and security of the Republic. The orders are clear: traitors will be hunted down, and any disobedience will be met with dire consequences.

The message has become clear that betrayal will not be tolerated, and the Republic will do whatever it takes to ensure its survival.

How bad are HOI4/EU4/CK3 late game? I know Stellaris slows down like shit and I imagine that HoI you'd be doing it on slow speed anyway due to the amount of shit

But do they slow to a crawl like Stellaris?

why do you assert that?
are the genetic samples from prehistory?
genetic shift can happen very rapidly and if you want evidence of that then simply look at the genetic makeup of hawaii, australia, or america
other examples are north africa and the levant

given how small the populations in papua new guinea and the sentinel islands are, it is not difficult to suppose that even a handful of escaped africans arriving there could account for a significant shift in the genetic makeup over time - inherently, these people would be of good quality and presumably able to either establish themselves or integrated themselves into the local societies

i don't see a feasible scenario in which
>polynesians arrive in africa
>they sit around long enough to make friends
>they agree to take a significant population with them on a migration
>somehow this never overlaps with most polynesian populations and more with other groups
given papua's autonomy and wild nature, it's easy to see how a population fleeing indonesia could settle there in relative peace
for the sentinel islands perhaps you could be correct

>>2067555
Very system dependent. I've seen youtubers cry about the game being unplayable by 1945 but I've played into the late 60s with noticeable slowdown but is still playable. CK3 is actually the opposite, my first campaign in it I played all the way to the end date because you could zoom through the game at speed 5 without noticing how much you're skipping.

>>2067558
We know their populations are way older than any civilizations that would have been trading African slaves.

>asserting the same thing
>no argument
>"we know *prehistoric population* based on *prehistoric history*
ok

I thought Guinea actually had some African admixture but I was mistaken, looks like they are just Austronesian and Melanesian, the first wave being 50,000 years old and the second wave being 3,500 years old. Looks like the mixed ones are just the Malagasy in Madagascar which is also a clusterfuck of groups.

what would you do if a cute anime girl kissed you???

>looks at thread
>they're talking about niggers
>goes back to my activity

>be papuan
>chew areca nut and don't afraid of nobody
the dream

i saw two abbo sweeties in town yesterday... they were both alrite but one was genuinely quite pretty

>98
they're not niggers aunty, they're AUSTRALOIDS!!!! entirely different haplotype. now kneel for george

hm yes... the haplogroups. i'm an 'l1 only guy, myself

the perils of calling tranjan aunty
i was just about to post my thousand word stellaris aar too

Between Duty and Idealism
December 2, 1007

As a culmination of policies over the years, the time has come where the President-Marshal must choose the direction of the Republic. For thirty years, the President-Marshal has steered this great nation through storm and strife, but now where does the Republic go from here?

On one hand, he could give the power of Republic to the people, cede control over the country that he has ruled for the past thirty years, and allow them to form a civilian government. Some philosophers and other civilians might say that the republican ideals on which Kemerskai has devoted his life to uphold would support this option. But they are not military officers fighting an ideological war, which is the situation the Republic has been in since the Revolution of 978. The second option is to keep power for himself, at least for the time being. While the Republic is not engaged in any current fights, in essence it still is at war with the Empire, and the Republic's policies should recognize that fact.

Not to mention there are still obstacles that a civilian government might not be equipped to handle. The Republic needs martial law imposed to prevent the rise of warlordism that has been increasing in recent years, and to fight the banditry that cripples the Republic. In speaking with those who likely would lead the civilian government, such as Heinrich Kingfeather, it has become clear to the President-Marshal that they would not support martial law. If they would not support martial law, then why give power of the Republic to them? It would spell the end of the Republic itself and, essentially, be an act of betrayal to all republicangriffs everywhere.

No, President-Marshal Kemerskai must keep the Republic’s reins in his claws, for as long as the skies are not free of the Republic's enemies, as long as war and disorder threaten to ravage what the Republic has built, the leadership of the Griffon Republic must remain with the military.

https://youtu.be/6FvMbWQ8z48?si=w_5GK722QthzzbAy
never forget that punk was first devised in queensland, australia
the original 'trans-janitorials'
(that's the heavenly name for humble three piece)

our* humble three-piece
>*drop's a kings shilling in your tankard*

did you know new zealand is apparently the top of a mountain range that sank

Aquileian Revolution Fails, Again
January 28, 1008

The Kingdom of Aquileia, located southwest of the Griffonian Empire, has crushed a republican revolt within its borders and maintained the monarchy. The news reaches Cloudbury, causing a dour mood to sweep the city. When word first had arrived of the revolution, everygriff cheered; there was hope then that the Aquileian republicangriffs would succeed and bring republicanism to Aquileia. For a moment, it had seemed that true republicanism forged in the fire of civic virtue might take root once more in a land long ruled by kings. The news has dashed those hopes.

In 980, following the 978 republician revolution in the Griffon Empire, republicangriffs in Aquileia revolted in the First Aquileian Revolution. They succeeded, but a counter-revolution five years later restored the kingdom and monarch to the throne. Republican sentiment has simmered in Aquileia since then. But now with the Second Aquileian Revoluution failing, it is likely that a brutal crackdown on reublicangriffs will occur, preventing a third revolution anytime soon.

It is a sobering moment for republicangriffs across the continent. For every defeat suffered by the republicangriffs, the fight for a republic rooted in liberty and civic brotherhood becomes harder, but never meaningless. As long as the ideal lives on in the hearts of Griffons, so too does the hope that one day, all shall be citizens, not subjects.

oh no not the shitty meme opm from eu4 again

>>2066333
>>2066364
>>2066385
It's possible to get this as an outcome as well, but it seems fairly rare.

civ 5 ahh endgame

>>2067760
>ahh
Go back.

go back where you replynigger

To tiktok or plebbit or wherever the fuck you came from faggot.

>goofy ahh griddy competition
and they will try to tell you this was blacktwitter slang

>SUEY!!
(me at eu5 launch thinking about modifiers)

quads for johannes af anderszoon

reroll

nigger

reroll again

if eu5 is bad it'll be you fault, otter

how did we go from this (waggelposts)
to this? (aar bloat)

aarBLOATgeneral

damn otter poster with quads of truth

god bless AARgods

>lower caps g
you're the guy who doesn't believe in censuses over at /his, aren't you?

well for once i completely agree with ottershits
eu5 will be dogshit

imagine being australian
it's like being the new "br? br? br? HUEHUEHUEHUE"

a literal brazilian did that to me just the other day
sprayed half the contents of his mouth onto my face
it was easy to look past the offence however on account of his sounding like a retarded brazilian

i think he's an angry pedophile unless i misjudged the situation. not that i want to make any more enemies on this here beautiful web-sight

>starting a sentence with "i think"

chuds don't think they just follow dogma

>uploading files from your ip range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse
no aar from me today then
just shitposting

last time i had that was when i was spamming natalia pics a lot, damn, i think thats almost 5 years ago already.
half a friggin decade can you imagine it

i think it's worthwhile to put disclaimers and caveats in ur discourse especially if you're gonna accuse someone of being an utter disgrace, hellbound. which i didn't do. nor am i doing it again, right now

well for me it's just a 24 hour block anyways
i'd say more, but y'know, i'm surrounded by heavily melanin-coated reportfaggots so anything i say can be used against me

imagine if 9 yo nfag back then had invested on the memecoin

crabs and scorpions will never make it to space if they be milking eachother. i hope wiz knows this

wiz's job in paradox involves the vague task of lowering the bar for paradox games so that the new generation goes in completely oblivious to what paradox used to be

>7 hours later and (((that))) post is still up
bros... are we, dare i say it.. so back?

>using triple brackets on otterfag post
are you alright kid?

[[[brackets]]]

(((otterfag)))

doubt he's a jew

why else would his posts never get deleted

>never get deleted
better question is why are you lying again
by the way are you the reportfaggot

otters are a pack of vile animals masquerading as otherwise harmless pets, now this does sound very similar of that certain group of people but don't quote me on that

i imagine this turning into a silly argument about what animals are le good and what animals are le bad but i'm too intelligent for that
but please, keep schizoposting about otterfag

how do you know he's gay

otters = bad
puppies = good

beasts = bad
fish = bad
fowl = bad
bugs = bad
man = good

>>2065607 (OP)
AARs are genuine fucking cancer and I fucking hated doing them holy fuck. Fuck you, OP.

>georgefloyd.jpg
what about monkeys

stop bullying otterposter
he is the light that balances out all of the darkness in /gsg/...

so is the hoi4 vampire giving up on aars now...?

no, never fear, i simply was sleeping jaja

Thirty Years Without a Home
February 5, 1008

The 30-year anniversary of the Republic's 978 revolt against the Griffonian Empire has arrived. The thirtieth anniversary of the Republic's 978 uprising against the Griffonian Empire was meant to be a day of celebration, a solemn tribute to revolution, liberty, and the long road to freedom. Across the Republic, local governments organized ceremonies, parades, and speeches. The political class expected applause and pageantry. But they misjudged the mood of the republicangriffs.

The anger was palpable.

In Bleakspire, the official ceremony unraveled quickly. As dignitaries spoke of sacrifice and patience, the crowd grew restless. The crowd began chanting a return to the Griffonian Empire. A new war. A second revolution. The crowd grew louder, madder. Soon pieces of food were thrown at the stage. Then people pushed forward, ignoring the politicians plea foor them to stop. They seized the podium, and republicangriffs turned back to the crowd and began shouting that the leaders of the revolution had failed them, that pacifism was a failed policy, and that there needed to be war with the Griffonian Empire. The crowd cheered and roared with agreement. The military finally regained order without causing death, though their rifles were armed and ready for the shots.

Similar protests occurred in Lostgate and Cloudbury, though the military in Cloudbury prevented any lasting organized mob from forming. The Griffons were enraged. The anniversary had only reminded them of what they had lost: 30 years of suffering in this frozen hellscape; 30 years without their extended family back home; 30 years of defeat. They want to return and face the Empire with military action.

The revolution may have given them a republic, but not a home. Now, across the Republic, one demand echoes louder than any speech: Return. Not in peace, but in steel and fire.

yeehaw

lurker here,
im writing a story about a guy who sees grand strategy in every aspect of his life so I was wondering what do you call yourselves?

i wanted to address my protagonist as "paradoxhead" or "mappainter". But do you have a way to address each other? Hopefully it doesnt end in nigger...

retard
mongol
cripple
this is usually how i refer to myself

Order Comes Before War
March 7, 1008

On lighter news, the military has finally resolved the banditry problem permanently. For years, the bandits that plagued the roads, woods, and airways, caused mayhem. One never knew when traveling from Lostgate to Cloudbury whether a bandit might appear and demand a toll tax. There had even been dark rumors that the bandits kept female ponies locked away and used for dark purposes, that the political caste were permitted to use these slaves and that was the real reason why the banditry problem was allowed to exist. Nonsense, of course, but the citizengriffs began loudly wondering whether the banditry problem would ever be resolved. Now, that problem has been put to rest.

The President-Marshal instituted martial law in large part because of the banditry problem. The military began to comb through the roads, airways, and woods, shooting on sight any bandit found. In some places, the military did find female ponies chained with their legs spread. The ponies, whores as some Griffons called them, were coldlyand quietly shipped back to Equestria and told not to return.

The President-Marshal took further steps. He activated emergency powers to allow him to implement anti-banditry measures. And he has also begun to improve other areas of the Republic, using these enacted powers. He has begun to enforce the Griffith dialect on the Republic to rid the nation of the language difference between local Cloudburygriffs and the republicangriffs who had settled here. New industrial centers now are being built. Food is being rationed out to remove the risk of famine. Trade routes are being protected with military strength. And the rural populace is being conscripted. The military is mobilizing and additional recruiting measures have been enacted.

Several steps are being taken to improve the might of the Republic and prepare it for war against the Griffonian Empire.

Norse Korea when?

>>2068074
I see...

Griffonian Empire Begins to Break Apart
April 7, 1008

Since the death of Emperor Grover V, the once-unshakable Griffonian Empire has begun to splinter. Word has reached the Republic that the Griffonian Empire is facing internal strife as factions compete for the throne. Various provinces have used the moment to break apart from the Empire, either seeking independence or to settle some other ambition

The Yale Rectorate, Greifenmarschen, Angriver, Katerin Principality, and now Bronzehill have broken from the Empire. Approximately half of the Empire has severed ties with the throne.

Republicangriffs watch with anticipation. This might be the moment of reckoning for the Republic. With the Griffonian Empire distracted, the Republic can either invade in an attempt to seize the throne and tear it down in the name of republicanism, or turn to its neighbors and conquer them to consolidate its position and prepare for a greater war with the Empire in the future.

For the first time in thirty years, the Republic holds the initiative. What it chooses next may define the fate of the Republic.

>furfag mod
>tommyleejonesnewspaper.jpg

>>2068086
Soon

I quite liked the Griffin empire stuff, I played that once as the emperor with the pope faction and then once more as the revived zombie of the previous emperor with the emperor set to be killed so you get to go apeshit with the zombieman which was kinda neat.
The real problem with that entire area when I last played was that you will inevitably win the civil war partly because you are the player but also because you will actively seek the reunification while the AI's just kinda wait around for stuff to happen for way too long and don't start their own consolidation wars or win them fast enough. Then when you are done you are just the biggest power in the entire continent immediately because you have the industry of like 12 nations all with their own OP focuses spamming factories.
The mod at least back then used to lack sort of the final global war that hoi4 has. Every region has their own Germany vs Poland and Germany vs France but lacks the Germany vs Soviets + Allies thing so everytime the going gets good it's already over.

I should give it a go one of these days again.

this is how it could look. but seeing Iran is gay. Persia > Iran
Austria with poland pu is in Anatolia. hungary is their rival.
Mameluks arent building the Suez Kanal :/ but they have all the requirerements

Man this Poland ist just so disgusting. every fucking time. i broke all alliances.

Only Plan really is, to just Attack Austria with Brandenburg together. but i have to rush somehow and Join forces with them. ü slowly recreating Achaemenian borders

butt

what does unbenannt mean

unbanned i think

the path i chose, the parthicum...

it's a reference to the land gandalf walked from when he brought to middle earth the staff of ligma

uhh and what does ligma mean

Untitled
default-name in paint

Parthia

no gsg ever really depicted the importance of suez canal vs cape of good hope because trades are just imaginary numbers at the level of schfodnsijer's cat

imagine if barbarossa hadnt drowned like in the op, he and 100k crusaders would've annexed egypt and that would've opened up a couple of big possibilities down the line like venetian navy and merchants will be a fiercer competitors in the indian ocean than the irl mamluks and the ottomans or they didn't choose to jew the prices of spices and other eastern goods in the first place. how would other historical colonial powers like the netherlands, gbr and france go east then, would egypt be just a shared base for such endeavours or would the suez opened up way earlier etc etc

cape good hope and the suez canal are irrelevant or don't exist in the better eras of history

Intervention into Bronzehill
November 25, 1009 - December 9, 1009

After Bronzehill revolted against the Griffonian Empire, the Empire invaded. President-Marshal Kemerskai, receiving reports on the ongoing military situation, decided the Republic needed to send an intervention force to save Bronzehill. While Bronzehill was not ruled by republicangriffs but instead was ruled by an authoritariangriff, being the enemy of the Empire made Bronzehill a friend to the Republic.

Two infantrygriff divisions flew off for Bronzehill. By the time they had arrived, most of Bronzehill had been seized. They landed in the capital city of Bronzekreuz and immediately took positions in the shelled-out urban environment. The Intervention Force carried the most modern small-arms, "Kralle" Karabiners, and had a battalion of artillery per division. The republicangriffs would show the autocratgriffs the elan of true republican fighting spirit in the coming days as they fired at empiregriffs that assaulted the city. They handily beat back each assault, bleeding the empiregriffs dry. Griffons, civilian and soldier alike, lay dead in the streets.

After a week of fighting, news arrived that the Duchy of Feathisia had revolted against the Griffonian Empire. Republicangriffs everywhere cheered. That meant only the Strawberry Duchy remained as a province of the Empire, and a few days later they too announced their independence.

With the Empire's entire army in Bronzehill fighting bronzegriffs, the Empire had completely neglected its western border. Feathisia seized upon this advantage and invaded the Empire's direct realm. Within two days, Feathisian forces had entered the Empire capital of Griffenheim, seizing the throne. The Griffon Empire was forced to sign a peace treaty with Bronzehill.

The Intervention Force had succeeded in its mission, and the Empire has collapsed entirely. With Feathisia in control of Griffenheim, the question is what will happen next.

and how would such eras would look because we always need goods from the east

barbarian europeans had never needed anything from (((the east))) before romans came into town

they could transport wth carriages on suez land if in control. spices weigh not much

idk any of the context in youre furry mod

there's some lore in the image here.
>>2067005
in the same image is a map of the continent griffonia, inhabited mostly by griffons. the griffonian empire is the orange blob in the northwest. the griffonian republic, which comprises of republicans who revolted in the griffonian empire years before, failed, and fled north.

the green blob is riverlands, who aren't important for now, but they're a major force on the continent.

the small white country in between the orange and green blobs basically is nazi germany.

the orange mass's emperor died, and now the various duchies are splitting off from it

YOU MUST BE DRESSED IN SILK, DRINK TEA OR COFFEE, STUFFED WITH PRECIOUS STONES, SMELL LIKE SAFFRON, EAT CLOVES WITH CINNAMON OR YOU WILL FIND YOUR LEGITIMACY GONE GOYY

>>2068176
That's how it goes though, if you wont maintain things expected off you then you don't appear as legitimate anymore. It's even worse if you can't do it.

i do all of these besides the precious stones

i definitely eat cinnamon sticks
they are spicy

i dont drink tea or coffee

there must be some kind of tea you enjoy
for me, liquorice tea is a delectable dessert beverage

well i can enjoy tea i just dont drink it

tea is just coffee basically
same caffeine addiction, different flavors

What values guide your empire as you play /gsg/? (Yes this on topic now shush)
>quiz sauce : bannnedb.github.io/Hate-Values

many teas have no caffeine and they are very good for you - if you enjoy them then the only downside to drinking them is financial

yes but on the flip side they decaffeinate coffee too

President, Marshal, now Dictator
July 7, 1011

In the name of the Republic and in supposed advancement of the republican ideals of citizenship, civic virtue, popular sovereignty, and so forth, President-Marshal Kemerskai has declared a national emergency and enacted permanent powers to rule the Republic with an iron fist. He has consolidated full executive and legislative power in his office.

The choice came before Kemerskai of either relinquishing power to the civiliangriffs or maintaining the martial law and stripping the Republic of even more civilian authority. Given the dangers still imposed internally and externally, the President-Marshal chose the latter. The constitution had already been suspended earlier last year to pave the way for policies that promoted the health of the Republic. The President-Marshal retaining power and even expanding it too would only serve to benefit the Republic.

Civiliangriffs have reacted in shock and dismay. They believe republicanism now is dead in the Republic. But this is nonsense. The President-Marshal has promised to relinquish his powers upon defeat of the Republic's enemies. The Republic is in an ideological war; it must protect itself from anti-republican sentiment everywhere.

Protests have broken out in Bleakspire and Lostgate. Thousands of civiliangriffs rally, calling Kemerskai a dictator and threat to republicanism. A demonstration was attempted in Cloudbury, but the Republican Guard dispersed it under technicalities of unauthorized assembly.

Kemerskai's supporters have noted that republicanism is not solely a matter of ballots and parliaments. It is, more deeply, a devotion to the common good. In moments of existential threat, republican virtue may demand sacrifice not only from citizens, but from the very structure of the state. President-Marshal Kemerskai has chosen order over chaos, unity over factionalism, survival over theoretical purity. He has preserved the Republic, by fire if necessary.

The Long Knives of the Republic
July 28, 1011

Socialists? Gone!

Harmonists? Out!

Dissidents? No more!

President-Marshal Kemerskai acted fast with his newfound powers. He first focused on removing socialist sentiment from the country. Once tolerated as a fringe element under the broad tent of republican discourse, their time has come to an end. Some might argue socialism is a distant cousin to republicanism, just the next phase of it, but under new laws such arguments are not only wrong but illegal to declare in public. The Republican Guard, efficient and unsparing, swept through party offices and printshops, rounding up known agitators and closing down publications sympathetic to the cause.

After the Republican Guard rounded up the socialists, they went for the harmonists. Though their message of unity and spiritual concord once drew limited support among rural civiliangriffs, the harmonist movement has now been classified as dangerously ambiguous. Its invocation of “harmony” was seen as a veiled rejection of the rigorous discipline and virtue demanded by republican civic life. They, too, have been silenced.

The anti-Kemerskai demonstrations across the Republic have increased, but most of the country appears to agree with the President-Marshal. The nation is stable, the civiliangriffs have jobs, and the economy has boomed in the last two years as poverty has been reduced and literacy rates improved through government measures. New industrial centers are rising from the snow, and state-run education programs have reached thousands in rural regions. Civiliangriffs have food and direction.

The enemies of the Republic have been removed. In their place, a single vision remains: one Republic, united, marching under the iron will of the President-Marshal.

The revolution, it seems, is entering its next stage, not with compromise, but with clarity.

>1 Samuel 14:47
So Saul took the kingdom over Israel, and fought against all his enemies on every side, against Moab, and against the children of Ammon, and against Edom, and against the kings of Zobah, and against the Philistines: and whithersoever he turned himself, he vexed them.

GSG for this feel frens?

israel guides my empire as i play gsg

is vic3 good yet

should i learn how to code?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEfrdAtAmqk

>>2068298
You missed that boat by about 15 years anon
You should learn how to weld

welding sounds unhealthy though
you could literally get cancer from it

Yeah you're right
Sitting in a fucking chair 8 hours a day sounds much healthier
Too bad no one hires for that anymore because chatgpt can do it for virtually free
Maybe you should learn a real skill that AI hasn't replaced yet...like welding idk

i'd rather operate an excavator than weld to be honest

even an indian could code better than chatgpt

rate my italy

Wings of Succession
August 6, 1011

As the President-Marshal Kemerskai entered the bedroom, he saw his son pacing back and forth nervously, his wings twitching in anxious thought. Seeing his father, Alexander Jr. immediately started talking:

"Father... I've gotten a pony pregnant."

Kemerskai waved his hand. "Not now, son, we have important matters to discuss: the future of the Republic."

The great Griffon stretched his wings and raised a claw and rubbed his chin.

"With the changes that have come to the executive office and the expanded powers, continuity of leadership is paramount to the safety of the Republic. There may come a day when I'm no longer here. Should I die, there must be a contingency plan in place. As my son and heir, you will lead the Republic."

Alexander Jr. did not know what to say. His father had named him a field marshal years ago, but even he knew he was a middling general. Now, leading the Republic? He wouldn't know where to begin. No, he could not, would not. He began to speak, but the President-Marshal cut him off.

"There will be no complaining, not about this. I will send advisers to teach you what you need to know."

The Field-Marshal turned to leave. He had only meant to have a short conversation with his son. Alexander Jr. shared his namesake; therefore, he could find his way with help of learned men. He did not need any other advice or word. Besides, there were Republic matters to attend. He paused at the doorway, turned back, and said:

"About that pony, I will take care of it." There were ways to deal with pregnant ponies in the Republic.

>blobbing into Austria
>doesn't have Malta

>>2068321
>he still thinks it's 2024

Started as Duke of Piedmont-Savoie in 1066, and went on to found Switzerland, here is my playthrough so far

>>2068346
Line of Princes

>>2068346
>>2068347

>>2068347
>>2068348
Muslim India ruled by a Persian guy.

yeah bro ai is epic now
just dont mind the fact that it cant do anything(as before)

>>2068349
The fate of Persian Hindustan

>>2068351
The collapse of the Mongols.

>>2068352
Some of the Mongol successor states converted to Orthodoxy.

>>2068353
End of Prince Magnus the Craven, and now begins Prince Philipe the Leper.

>>2068354
The current Prince of Switzerland.

>>2068355
pic

what are the current borders of switzerland?

>>2068351
>mongolem
hehehe

>>2068357

imqhaio, i would remove lucca/la spezia from the swiss confederation, OR annex northern italy

in my quite honestly ass idiot opinion

yea' as soon as i saw that acronym salad i stopped reading

you're telling me AI blobbed like that?

i'm telling you i blobbed inside your mum like that

Why do CK3 Finnish people look like this?

patch coming for victoria (nonroman)third numeral

no one cares about HarryPoterria3

explain this meme
vic3 is a very epic 4x game/prequel to stellaris

Jewish spain or israel?

KKK

permission to shill dominions

iraque*

how yall holding up yall binxcoin

>>2065607 (OP)
>How fares your empire and/or AAR, /gsg/?
I'm working on creating a static map in stellaris so I can recreate that ironman save scenario before that save got completely fucked
It will be glorious anons
Also working on making space wars long and tedious to fight and adding a lot of fog of war stuff
Like hoi4 but in space and maybe some flavour if ww1 sometimes
Also working on making espionage strong and creating subversive mechanics like kikes do in the real world so you could subvert entire empires with degenerate ideologies and make them collapse

>>2065607 (OP)
But what are some good places where I could post my aars ?
I don't want to fucking start making Jew tube videos but seems the only decent alternative to get some views

you vill post your aars here und get 5 views max und you vill be happy

Make them shorter, use more simple minded language and i read them while i tabbed out of my own game

my child wil not engage in aarBLOAT

python or javascript?

what do you want to learn to code for retard

javascript because ai will never be retarded enough to understand the horrors of modern web dev

for me? it's Julia

I can't wait for the CK3 Asia expansion...
Imagine Jarl Haesteinn wearing a kimono (traditional Japanese clothing), attending a natsumatsuri (summer festival), eating sushi bento (raw fish and rice lunch), or fighting off ninjas at a yozakura hanami (night time cherry blossom viewing)!
The line of the Japanese imperial throne will be descended both from Odin and Amaterasu!

just learn to read and manage the code-structures and folders and testing. coding yourself is obsolet

i used to be the coolest manchild in the office back when ninjas and naruto running was still in

just gave birth to some poop kittens in the toilet bowl, fresh from the warmth of my ass

>>2068353
>theocratic realm
Huh?

seamight or exploration ideas first for those police-hating people. tech6 is 7 years away.
nvm i play somethiing otheres:/

When do we get eu5

i hope tomorrow and i hope there are no mission trees.

Is vanilla eu4 worth playing

>>2068616
It's like good swiss cheese, but you only get to eat the holes

only if it's your first gsg or you really like the time period

yoy rike boop leheaiabb

i have 900 hours on vanilla eu4 before i pirated the whole thing, even managed to get the epic reforming the roman empire cheevo with it. one thing for certain the dlcs make the game way easier like for extreme example, independence war as a weaker vassal is 99% not possible in veu4 but is super easy with dlcs. dlc has "break alliance button" so you can ask your ally to break his allegiance with someone else. basically, dlcs will give you more base rewards and buttons to get even more rewards. the wargame and the blobbing peace system are its strongest suits

*to put it mildly, the wargame yadda yadda yadda

okay but what about pirates they seem cool imagine ruling over a cool pirate island and doing pirate stuff

pirates are gay

and that's zased
gay nigga pirates

nah, only a very few nations can raid coasts, and by raiding coasts i meant, at best, it's just a button that you can hit once in a while and your ships will go schizoid and moving on its own to collect rent and there's nothing your target nation can do about it, they are simply not able to attack your ships. your loot will just be pure cash and sailors
as for privateers, first i must briefly explain the abomination that is trade in this game. there is no actual transaction being made in the trade system, every province is forced to "sell" its good to a node and whoever gets the biggest imaginary cock aka trade power in that node will get the biggest share from the trade economy. for example by having 200 privateers in the sevilla trade node you would get like 20% of the trade power there monthly plus from the spanish treasure fleets about anually

>>2068514
A few places, you could (and should) post lengthy AARs here. Doing so increases the health and harmony of /gsg/, makes this place better, and brings viewers to these threads, thus contributing to the rise of /gsg/'s fame; to the point that eventually, one day, all of 4chan will look to us as the place to visit in their spare time. But if you'd rather not post here, Paradox forums I've been told are a decent place to post AARs. Youtube would feel weird unless you're exceptionally good at verbal storytelling--i.e., you talk good.

>>2068661
Ah, Tiktok it is then

Unrest in the North
August 15, 1011 - September 3, 1011

President-Marshal Kemerskai was mid-thrust in a beautiful, demure white-furred pony when the phone rang. Frustrated, he turned his attention to the phone and answered it. The protests had spread from Bleakspire now to Bredo. What began as scattered protests in Bleakspire has now ignited a firestorm of unrest across the Republic, reaching the northern city of Bredo. Thousands of civiliangriffs have taken to the streets, denouncing the President-Marshal’s leadership and labeling his emergency powers as nothing less than authoritarian rule.

The immediate spark came from the controversial publication of a political pamphlet by republicangriff author Cornelius Vinke. He published an anti-Kemerskai tirade, calling the President-Marshal a fool, womanizer, that Kemerskai had impregnated numerous ponies over the years and then disposed of them in the icebarrens of the north. Critics have fired back that there is no evidence of ponydisposal and that the President-Marshal is a great general who will lead the Republic to greatness, spreading republicanism across the continent.

From Bleakspire, the revolts spread north to Bredo. The protestors seized key parts of each city, from the publication centers to police stations, and soon barred the military from entering. The Republic Army now is entrenching just beyond the land occupied by the thousands of protestorgriffs.

In Cloudbury, the Republican Guard seized control of the city to prevent unrest spreading to the capital. A stricter martial law was imposed, granting the Guard extraordinary measures of suppression. So far, it has worked.

Whether this marks the beginning of civil collapse or merely a passing upheaval depends not only on the next orders from Cloudbury, but on whether the Republic still believes in the one who founded it.

based effort imagine if it was eu4 instead of goyslop4

oh man this genuinely looks fun
hope they develop it really good

BASED hoi4poster

>handwatch4

>>2068568
i have to or else my parents run the risk of finally being convinced that i am a loser

The Fall of Vinke
December 15, 1011

Cornelius Vinke, once hailed as the quill of the Republic and a guiding voice for generations of young republicangriffs, has met a grim and ignoble end. Captured after his failed uprising in the North, the famed philosopher-turned-rebel has been executed, put to the beak for treason against the very ideals he once claimed to uphold.

In his early years, Vinke’s writings stirred the hearts of countless civiliangriffs. His essays on civic virtue, popular sovereignty, and republican liberty filled classrooms and barracks alike. But somewhere along the way, Vinke turned against the Republic he helped inspire. Convinced that President-Marshal Kemerskai had betrayed the revolution, Vinke called for a second revolt, not from foreign tyrants, but from within. Now, his reputation is forever tarnished has he attempted unsuccessfully to lead a revolt against the Republic.

Thousands of extremist republicangriffs had flocked to the North to join Vinke and his movement. When they arrived, they were given guns but no training. Elan and republican idealism alone would stave off the military, it was suggested. In reality, when the Republican Guard arrived with tanks, artillery, and thousands of well-trained soldiers, the traitors stood no chance. They were cut down immediately. Bleakspire sieged momentarily and then stormed, falling within a day.

The northern snows are quiet again. Vinke is dead, his name now reviled by those who once studied his words. But among the ashes, the Republic stands stronger, its enemies shattered, its resolve hardened. President-Marshal Kemerskai remains unchallenged, the Republic secured not by ink and speeches, but by steel and discipline.

ok python then it is, faglord
>quick to setup, just use vschode true brahmin's text editor for true brahmins
>quick iteration process, less characters to type so it's quick to get your muscle memory going
>gpt is apparently very well versed in python
>things will get juicy fast so you can for example make a script that retrieves the newest digits on a board to help you guest when the next get will be from this data https://4cdn.org/vst/catalog.json

im not even indian (thank god (indian chicks were mdade for bwc though))

compelling usage of parentheses

I have really bad time tummy ache and keep shitting

Northern Fire Before Southern Thunder
July 22, 1011

At long last, the Republic heads to war. For over 30 years, the Republic has sat idle, simmering from its failed revolution in the Griffonian Empire and exile to the north. Now, the wheels of war move toward conquest. But, confusing to many republicangriffs, war is not against the Griffonian Empire but against the Republic's northern neighbors of Skynavia and its puppet the Northern Communes. Some republicangriffs have reacted with anger, demanding that war be declared against the Empire instead. Pro-Kemerskai voices have replied that a northern war is needed before a southern war occurs, for security reasons.

In 986, a little less than 10 years after the failed revolution, the Republic faced an internal confrontation with communists within its ranks. The communists led a second revolution and a second long march north, forming the communist Markist nation of Skynavia. These communists believe not in a single ruler to lead their country but a General Congress. Ridiculous in notion. There must always be an executive commander.

Since the failed revolution of 978 and the long, bitter retreat into the frozen wastes, the Republic has prepared for its eventual reckoning with the southern Empire. But President-Marshal Kemerskai, in his wisdom, has chosen a different path, one dictated by security and survival. The threat from Skynavia, the communist state born of betrayal and sedition, cannot be ignored.

The President-Marshal has declared Skynavia an enemy of republicanism, an enemy to the Republic. It must be defeated before the Republic focuses on the south, to secure its northern flank.

Accordingly, the armies of the Republic march north, into even colder weather. It is hoped that the war will end before the deep cold of winter sets in, though that remains to be seen. But one thing is clear: the Republic fights not only for territory, but for the sanctity of its ideals and the inevitability of its destiny.

>>2068513
>Also working on making space wars long and tedious to fight
that just means no one will actually fight them and passively aggresively insult each other

>>2068646
>there's nothing your target nation can do about it
wrong they can do the anti privateering thing

are you .. not .. building the research and mining stations in your systems...?
wtf....

Kind... of... based...

imperator: rome is actually pretty fun when you dont got a bitch in your ear telling you it sucks

uhhh epic???

The Fall of Skynavia and the Price of Victory
December 1, 1011

The northern campaign has come to a decisive and brutal end.

With the full might of the Republican Army, tanks grinding forward across frozen wastes, artillery thunder shaking the mountains, and wave after wave of infantrygriffs pressing the assault, the fate of Skynavia was sealed. The once-proud Skynavian capital, New Skynavia, heralded by its founders as a shining beacon of progress amid the snow, has fallen. After days of unrelenting bombardment, the order came directly from President-Marshal Kemerskai: no more waiting. Assault the city.

Wave after wave of Griffons surged forward, maschinenpistoles in hand, and brutally attacked Skynavian defensive positions. It was a slaughter, and within a week the city had been captured by the Republic.

The time of reckoning had come for the communists of Skynavia. The communist leadership was captured. There were no trials. The beak served as judgment. The remnants of Skynavian society have been placed under occupation. They will either adopt the values of republicanism, discipline, sovereignty, civic virtue, or they will be cast out entirely.

In the territory of the Northern Communes, where a vast pony population exists, many ponygirls have been seized by Griffons as wives, and worse. The plunder of the northern wastelands will take years to recover from, but many argue that the republicangriffs deserve such loot for their bravery and courage.

As units of the Republican Army returned home to Cloudbury and other cities, some soldiers carried a new illness they had contracted in the north. Skynoxia, they called it. Weakness, fever, and death follow in its path. Already, cases have appeared in Cloudbury and Lostgate. The military has downplayed the severity, but the whispers are growing louder.

Victory has been declared. The threat to the north is gone. But a new shadow creeps beneath the triumph, one not born of revolution, but of contagion.

>>2068806
It's okay

The Griffon Falls, the Son Rises
January 5, 1012

President-Marshal Alexander Kemerskai, hero of the Revolution and architect of the new Republican Order, succumbed last night to the Skynoxian plague. Despite the tireless efforts of the Republic’s best doctorgriffs, the illness that he once dismissed as a passing northern fever proved more resilient than anticipated. He collapsed in the late hours, was rushed to Cloudbury General, and, surrounded by his staff and son, gave what are reported to be final words of encouragement to Alexander Jr. before passing from this world.

Republicangriffs awoke to a capital draped in silence. Flags flew at half-mast. The radio played only solemn music. And by noon, the Republic had a new President-Marshal.

In a brief ceremony, officials named Alexander Kemerskai Jr. the new President-Marshal of the Republic. Now he must make a decision. The late Kemersai Sr. had made promises to restore democracy eventually, but only after the threats to republicanism were over, after the Republic had defeated the Griffonian Empire. That has not yet happened, and some republicangriffs have said that for security reasons President-Marshal Kermeskai Jr. should retain the absolute powers his father obtained. A strong leader can make a difference for the future of the Republic.

Others have said that Kermeskai Jr. is not a strong leader, not the military commander like his father, and only has had limited time to ready himself for rule of the Republic. Republican ideals also would suggest that power should return to the civiliangriffs, not form a second dynastic reign.

The Republic stands at another crossroads. Whether Alexander Jr. will rise to meet the legacy of his father, or be devoured by it, remains to be seen.

>>2068801
I can't afford them because I'm subsidizing all the 4 and 6 pop shithole planets I spawned in with
though that might explain why nobody is invading anyone

June 16, 1488

FUCK!
safe is corrupted due to me somehow have two instances of the game running...

it was supposed to be a trve Italien run from Genoa -> Sardinia-Piedmont -> Toskana -> Kingdom of Two Sicilies -> Italy -> Roma :/

i fink i quit

>playing tall in italy
mega cringe

you are cringe you nigger. please ban me

well that was uncalled for...

you have to play tall for culture-developing/swapping

i apologize

not him but i always thought that people who want to play tall would very likely play in shitaly or near there

Why THE FUCK are they making China in ck3 before they make playable holy orders, merchant republics, and actual papal and church mechanics

>holy orders
literally who
>merchant republics
not important
>actual papal and church mechanics
don't care
*glances at ck3*
you are beautiful just the way you are

apology accepted
yeah let me paraphrase my post
i thought he was trying to play tall in italy before even reading his post

Nah man, it costs me a lot of overcoming to play in italy...

but playing tall is just nicer, so you always have new Land to conquer and its not so fast game over

>*glances at ck3*

Democracy Deferred Again
April 1, 1012

President-Marshal Alexander Kermeskai Jr. had a good life. He now led the Republic. People respected him. They listened to him. His advisers did most of the work. And, to top off it, he had a haram of ponies he visited nightly. The ponies were kept compliant by daily injections of Talonbliss, a narcotic illegal within the Republic, but laws did not to the President-Marshal, who needed to be above the legal system for safekeeping of the nation. His favorite was a dark-furred pony nicknamed Twilight (nobody knew or cared about her real name), after Twilight Sparkle, the President-Marshal's favorite of the Equestrian heroes who now lay either dead or imprisoned after Equestria's fall to the Changelings.

The clock struck 11:00; Kermeskai Jr. sighed--time to rubber-stamp some orders and proclamations. This part of the job he hated the most. He had installed an autopen machine and tasked staffgriffs to use it whenever they felt it necessary, but for some documents his advisers demanded he actually sign them himself. Summaries were provided so he did not have to read the entire documents; his father had done that, and Kermeskai Jr. always thought that preposterous. In a nation of 9 million Griffons, one or two could be plucked from their village and assigned to read and summarize documents.

The first one before him was a decree of paramount importance, according to his advisers. Titled the 1013 Protection of the Republic Act, the document would completely abolish parliament and create an advisory council for Kemerskai Jr. All elections, including at the local-level, were dismantled. An obvious decision, for the Republic at this time needed to be able to appoint qualified and loyal officials to every political post to ensure maximum efficiency of republican governments and agencies.

Thus, with the stroke of a pen and the silent assent of the palace, the next chapter began.

What's with the italy hate

italians are so small rl. they are just lucky to have the Boot in the mediterran

Holy cope.
>GNOOO THEY ARE JUST LUCKY
Lmao

All of these games, especially the character driven ones like CK2/3, have a wayyyyy too high rate of characters surviving adulthood or surviving child birth
Realistically, both should have between a 50% to 33% fatality rate depending on era and culture
But if they implemented that the game would be less fun to play, I do get why they had to sacrifice realism for the sake of playability

another
>anon doesn't understand child mortality
episode tonaight aight

explain how I'm wrong loser or shut up

>portugal
>thinks brazil has most attractive people
must be outdated
portuguese in portugal despise brazilians nowadays
>turks find russians most attractive
so it is true, turks ARE based

For me the top 3 are Japan, China, and Colombia

Choosing Russia is stupid because it's a mutt country with 500 different ethnic groups who all look vastly different

turks are stupid

turks love israel

nobody loves turks

i'd choose a russian girl over a western whore any day

maybe if they understood child mortality one could love them

What do you mean by "child"? What do you mean by "morality"? And what do you mean by "rate"?

he said mortality, not morality

My bad I'm retarded and gay

the two do tend to come hand in hand

do the dance

Wait until the Indians discover paradox games

>tranime gif
they already have

The Heir Apparent
September 20, 1013

Once, the Republic marched south with fire in its heart and steel in its talons, vowing to rid the continent of kings, emperors, and tyrants. Once, the name Kemerskai meant revolution, sacrifice, and resolve. But that was then.

Today, in a ceremony dripping with pomp and gilded extravagance, President-Marshal Alexander Kemerskai Jr. formally named his successor: his son, Johannes Kemerskai. What should have been a solemn declaration of continuity in crisis instead echoed the coronations of the very monarchs the Republic once vowed to extinguish. No vote. No consultation. No pretense of process. The Republic is a republic in name only.

This selection solidified what some already knew, the title of President-Marshal and all the powers it entails follows dynastic succession. Kermeskai Jr. has assured the republicangriffs that this will only last until such time that the enemies of the Republic have been defeated, and republicanism is secured on the continent. How long this will take is unknown. The Griffon Republic has not made any indications that it will declare war on the Griffon Empire in years.

Even now, the Kingdmo of Aquileia, having consolidated the territories around it, is invading the Griffon Empire. And still the Republic does not invade from the north. Some wonder whether the President-Marshal purposely is holding back the Republic Army to continue his own reign.

What began as a crusade against monarchism has turned into a slow death of republicanism into a form of monarchy itself.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE8aTGuU0l8
(TT-TT)

>>2068906
>>2068909
No, he is right. CK3 lacks a lot of stuff and also it needs a whole new AI. Its not dynamic at all, it just exists to fuck the player over.

>it just exists to fuck the player over.
where, for example?
>CK3 lacks a lot of stuff
it's got almost everything i need
and no, i don't care about naval warfare

argent ina

CK3 lacks only one feature I care about: being fun

'fun' is pretty vague, but it already satisfies me

It would be more fun with an in depth sex minigame

also fwiw I have a very skinny frame with a big fat bloated belly that sticks out in a comedic manner

it need not cater to coombrains' degenerate requests, lest it lose just about everyone else in the player base

uhmm the janny just deleted all my posts

does this mean I'm about to get banned?

poo janny

probably not
some of the times you'll be alright, some of the times you'll be banned
use your imagination and the following text to picture a flow-chart, to help you better understand the scenario you're in

your posts got deleted
possible reasons:
a: reportfaggot reported you
b: janny deleted it

if reportfaggot reported you, you're going to get banned or warned from posting

if janny deleted it, you're probably not going to get banned
or you are already banned
(since you're still posting with no testimony of getting warned, you won't be banned)

https://youtu.be/Jm_6U-MWmXk?t=34

The Long Claw of the Republic
January 1, 1014 - May 24, 1014

Within mere months, the Republic has thrown off its defensiveness and marched to war, not once, but twice. Under the leadership of President-Marshal Alexander Kemerskai Jr., the armies of the Republic surged west into Vedina and then east into Whitetail, shattering monarchist regimes and redrawing the map of northern Griffonia.

The first strike came without warning. Over thirty divisions of hardened Republican troops assembled along the Vedinan frontier, even as monarchist envoys pleaded for diplomacy. Their pleas fell on deaf ears. With the stroke of a pen, war was declared.

The Republican Army swept through the Vedinan countryside with precision. Cities fell in rapid succession, and within a month the Kingdom of Vedina, one of the last remaining bulwarks of western monarchism, lay in ruins. Its banner was torn down; the republican eagle flew in its place.

Second, with Vedina secured, the same army pivoted east, now marching into the frostbitten mountains of Whitetail. The terrain was brutal, and the enemy stubborn, but the republicangriffs advanced inch by inch. After a month of hard fighting, they seized Brantbeak, the enemy capital. One month later, the Kingdom of Whitetail was no more.

Two wars. Two victories. And now, two new provinces to administer.

Victory, however, has its price. The occupation of Vedina and Whitetail has strained the Republic’s logistics and thinned its manpower. In response, the President-Marshal has issued a sweeping decree: universal conscription. All civiliangriffs of the Republic are now required to serve in some capacity within the Armed Forces. The age of the citizen-soldier has fully arrived.

With its northern and eastern flanks secure, the Republic now turns its gaze southward. The Aquileian Empire has triumphed over the Griffonian Empire and now holds the ancestral heartlands of the Griffon race.

ah i see now
so ottershits been the one who's spamming these goy4 aar bloat

and you're an utter schizo
>you have really shown your character to be of low quality [for posting AARs]
>it's so cool how you're really petulant and contrarian i wish i was a surly 14 year old trying to provoke people too [for spelling "Tokyo" as "Tokio"]
fucking KEK

based tokio poster, keep at it

It's funny how other languages still call them Tokio, Peking, Bombay, and Kiev.

marty just ate niles' pot brownie...

>>2068906
because chinkoids buy their game and redditoids just want a bigger map
if you had any expectation that ck will ever even attempt to model medieval rulership ever again then you are hopelessly wrong

gsg has fallen

no gs games ever really attempted to model rulership of any government types accurately
>bishoporic
>here take this bonus on literacy or something
>gommunism
>here take this malus on mil
lazy pricks

we need to rebrand
stop pretending to be retarded
we're a ballet general now

ck does try to model kingship the entire game is about playing a character rather than just the magic immutable ruler of a nation state
the problem is they spent more time writing scatological and horse pope events than they do researching the topic
it is utterly outrageous that there is still absolutely nothing which even attempts to represent itinerant courts or the locality of power and control

vrg i wish i had been a ballet dancer

i read the aussie exposition thread it were interesting
if someone abuse an innocent lil otter, God might understand the rage of said otter
not that i can truly empathize, except with a certain flare-up of hatred towards the most high
i wish this had been a TR update post

>sips your tears loudly
aahhh yummy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYLrcfMkzXw

Suprisingly nice. I'm curious if the script was also AI.

>>2068993
>where, for example?
CK3 has in game codes to create courtiers that will seduce your wife with 100% chance, even if she is a homo and chaste.
It will also increase the likelyhood of events for you to get more stress as well as more courtier that wants you dead even if you are loved by everyone, its not organic nor a goodway to implement dynamic AI like CK2 does.
>it's got almost everything i need
Good for you, its still an incomplete game and it was sold originally with half the features of a complete CK2.
CK3 has good mechanics, but its more interested to make map painting game rather than a medieval ruleship simulator with AI and your players mix in it either cooperating or fighting each other.

as someone who has only played as norse-asatru rulers, i have only had like one wife successfully seduced, not including any during my playthrough in the very first year (september 2020 to september 2021) of ck3's release
>It will also increase the likelyhood of events for you to get more stress
i'm pretty sure i savescum around this bullshit every single time it hits me, which is an easy thing to do, and keeps the game loop annoyance-free
sure, it's "cheating" in a way, but i don't really care because i am the one, me, the player, who wants to choose how my character's 'story' pans out because i already have a story written up in my mind and all i care for is to flesh that story out, so i couldn't give a fuck less about where ck3's rng wants to take me
all i'm interested in is the vague direction my map is going
when i posted an aar for the previous ruler of my current run (which was maybe 2 years ago or something, i was that guy who was trying to use some form of poetic prose in my grammar) i invented much of the material i put down and redacted from my aar most of the stuff that the rng events threw down
of course, it's also fun to pretend that i am god, who i imagine to be a savescummer irl by traveling along time to keep rolling dice to get a good-enough outcome, bless my warm dimm sticks
>its not organic nor a goodway to implement dynamic AI
i guess, but at this point i've already gotten over my initial rage by savescumming
what's that? i broke a 'fourth wall' by savescumming? i forgot what color that wall even had ;)
>its more interested to make map painting game rather than
>a medieval ruleship simulator with AI
i'm not a history buff so i couldn't be arsed to hold any game to that standard
i could only counter by challenging all history buffs in here to learn to code and step the fuck up and create the games you want to see created

i can code and design better systems than all of the surface level systems in gs games, i have all the time in the world and yet in the end i lack the motivation to carry on despite my promises

>as someone who has only played as norse-asatru rulers
>i'm pretty sure i savescum
>sure, it's "cheating"
>i'm not a history buff
why even play the game at all just ask chatgpt to write a story and novelai to make images based on your outline
>yeah the core gameplay sucks and is retarded but i just cheat

walls of sex

still better than ottershits aarBLOAT

if your response to "game needs [insert thing that game very obviously needs to be anything more than a fanfic creator using vaguely historical names sometimes" is "well I think it's good as is >:(", you might want to check out Civ instead

>woah otterbro posted an hour after an AARpost
>that must mean HE'S AARposter
complete schizophrenia, but what do you expect from someone who spams
>guys le GOY4 goi$ get it 4 = $ goi = goy LEL
every single day and whines about aarposting like a little bitch

>why even play the game at all just ask chatgpt to write a story and novelai to make images based on your outline
who do you think i am, some kind of 'nookrium'-tier neckbeard that wants to go back to the age of MUDs?
been there, done that, so naaahhh kid, fuck that noise
>yeah the core gameplay sucks and is retarded but i just cheat
the core gameplay as far as i'm concerned is map-painting, and it is possibly the best paradox game for doing that
paradox RNG can go eat its own ass

Have you considered just playing with the bucket tool in MS Paint?

have you considered eating cement?

>shitposting "just play with le bucket tool in ms paint"
no because i actually value some of the aspects and mechanics in the game
and an ms paint gsg would look even shittier than age of history 2 and victoria 3, graphics-wise

yeah you value some of the aspects of the game
just not combat, or events, or RNG, or mechanics (outside of map painting), or anything that makes it a game really

The Final March Begins
July 18, 1015

The hour has come. The soldiers stand in formation, the tanks rumble at the borders, the artillery is loaded, and the skies above Cloudbury are thick with the roar of fighters and bombers preparing to take flight. All that remains is a signature. One stroke from President-Marshal Alexander Kemerskai Jr., and the Republic will be at war with the Aquileian Empire.

Kemerskai Jr. was never a very good general; he lacked the discipline to become better. His father had been the tactician, the commander, the revolutionary. Kemerskai Jr., however, his interest was in ponies more than war. He was worried about defeat, but he was also worried about victory. Defeat might mean the end of the Republic and all the hopes the republicangriffs had for a better world of republicanism. Victory would likely mean the end of his reign, as there would be little argument in support of retaining the martial law and expanded authoritarian powers after seizing the lands of the former Griffonian Empire. Calls to restore civilian government would rise again. And with them, the end of the Kemerskai dynasty.

The Aquileians were strong. Before they entered into war with the Changelings across the ocean, numerous Aquileian divisions sat on the Republic-Aquileian border. Far more than the Republic had, that was for certain. The President-Marshal could delay the war until the resistance in the newly conquered territories was meted out. Yet still, the President-Marshal’s advisers urge action. Civiliangriffs, raised on years of rhetoric and sacrifice, now demand the final crusade. And so, war they will have.

Twilight died last night from a botched injection of Talonbliss. An ill omen? Kemerskai Jr. was not sure, but he could not delay the proceedings any longer. There was a war to fight.

Now, all eyes turn south. The Republic marches, not just to defeat monarchism, but to confront the contradictions of its own soul.

>just not combat, or events, or RNG, or mechanics (outside of map painting), or anything that makes it a game really
actually no, to be honest
firstly, events were hardly ever interesting in any paradox game
in crusader kings i don't care about them because i place a lot more value in the realm/vassal management aspect of the game
the "unite-and-then-shatter" risk in the game is also very interesting, it is quite hilarious to see neighboring blobs shatter but also makes the game interesting if my own nation shatters or, god forbid, my desired heir fails to take the top crown and gets to be a vassal instead
the "my character is starting his own family" aspect is (dare i say) wholesome, and also interesting, knowing that one of my better sons is one day going to become a thorn in his brother's (my next character's) side
pretending that biblical genocide exists in the middle ages is also interesting, which i do by converting all of my realm's counties to my religion and culture which in turn makes any courtier that ever spawns in them have the same "phenotypes" as my culture's
i spend my personal focus on all of these far too much to give a damn about 'events'
when i play this game i am map custodian but i am also realm custodian
ontop of that, i roleplay as a persistent tribal ruler who wants to beat back the feudal and clan scum, so i play with the dread of knowing that in the future, feudal nations will have a technological edge on me... it's a very unique way of playing the game that noone had shown me before, so i'd like to say that, as far as i'm concerned, i invented this playstyle

i'm not reading all that XD shorten your blog or i'm unsubscribing

I had sex with both of your dads faggot back the FUCK off.

best nation to form Arabia?

>i'm not reading all that XD
i accept your concession then XD

eat shit XDDD

did anyone hear anything
must've been the wind

oldskool thief reference hell yeah *holds up spork*

shut the fuck up thaneslop retard

never

Irak

iyrak

>>2069411
Mamlukes/Egypt

Whats the Plan even.. .taking my Girlfriend Savoys Cores Back. And why do i have no Seamen and Landmen? doesnt matter

i am about to gift Great Britain the Upper Part of Burgundy and the Lower Part to France

can Egypt form Arabia? (with for example Iraki-Culture. i´d rush Bagdad then

i don't know, ask the other brown men here who play in that region

@sandnigger experts

female /gsg/ lurkers are white evropeans

yeah mamluks can form arabia from house out. showing their real nature..

Asturias is considered white

was asturias ever at least partially annexed

by the muslims, i mean

>>2069444
>female
>/gsg/
>lurkers

oh hahah yes, i totally failed to notice that post

yeah they got 20% landmass of them for 3-4 years before getting reconquistad

>>2069448
Southern part of it, but it didn't last long

trips of angel numbers. i have 2 spare rooms.

we can play together

ah, so yea' there's a good chance that part of the asturias population were impregnated with brown babies therefore not everyone in asturias was that white

are there Lewd Mods? imagine pink uniform and female body-type

and by "good chance" i mean 100% certainty
each dirty muslim would've plowed that white pussy at least a few times

The French stole our pussy!

holy fuck! the French have humuor!

i know they do >>2069072

>>2069472
Go back to /gif/. Or better yet, go fight Iran and die there.

lmao triggered much
also why would i want to fight iran
every ally to russia is based

(GriffonAAR is winding down, so off to a new one.)

Her Majesty's Empire
January 1, 1933

With territories from New York City to Hanoi to Tahiti, the sun never sets on the British Empire. This year, Queen Victoria I celebrates her 96th-year-reign. Her half-metal body, kept alive through organ prosthetics, still allows her to preside over the greatest empire to ever exist. She, like most of the British elite, live in the Upper Canopy of London that towers above the Lower Canopy, where the working class live. In recent years, the Metropolitan Water Board has injected Vitamin D into the water supply to minimize the occurrences of hypovitaminosis D among the unfortunate many who cannot afford to live in the sunlight of the Upper Canopy.

The British Empire remains in partial isolation, which she entered following her victory in the Great War against the combined might of France and Russia, and Spain to a lesser extent.

Germany, which extends from the Baltic to the Adriatic, still suffers from its Long Depression. Russia, with her many client states that include the rump-state of the Ottoman Empire, lies in wait for an opportunity to enlarge her massive empire. France, having had so many of its territories stripped from it, looks with hate to "exorcise th[e] degenerate Judeo-Germanic curse" of the United Kingdoms of Germany from Europe.

In America, the megacorporation Edison International Electric Company (EIEC) continues its vast monopolization of all facets of American life. Prime Minister Calvin Coolidge, who had a heart attack in 1931, may not last long. Britons wonder whether his death will create ripples of disorder in the Americas, which are already tense with friction.

Sir John Pershing continues his Americanization efforts in the British East Africa Protectorate. The British territory of Indochina faces a revolt by Vietnamese revolutionaries under Phan Boi Chau.

Britons across the Empire are hopeful that 1933 will bring another year of peace to the Empire.

we should fight morocco instead

ok i read it this time AARnon. get good relations with Germany. help them out of the Depression. know your roots Victoria and rot out the evil in your country

UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!

if frankfurt wouldn´t be full with sandniggers today, i´d play them

why´d you be typing like that

are you going to cry?

no i sharted and my mommy will have to wipe it up

when in doubt
invade poland

A Trip to Carnegia
January 16, 1933

The Royal Family arrived by plane to Carnegia, the curious environmental experiment in the Sahara that has exploded into a global tourist destination. Through canals, the British-German effort, funded by Andrew Carnegie, created a giant lake in the Sahara. It acts as a Garden of Eden for the super wealthy and elite, with shockingly expensive housing prices for land near the lake. Beyond the fertile and rich coastal cities, in the rural desert, rests numerous housing projects for the working class of local Maghrebi and imported peoples that include Han Chinese, Vietnamese, Bantu, and even Mestizo Mexicans. Working and living conditions are terrible, but these uncivilized savages are used to such conditions and are hardy at adapting to them.

Considered one of the world's most expensive project, the Carnegie family still retains control over their investment. Margaret Carnegie leads the Commonwealth of Carnegia, and its Governor-General was Queen Victoria's grandson, Prince George, until his death today by lung disease.

Now the family lays to rest yet another member of the aristocracy, who all wonder exactly when Queen Victoria will finally pass.

metaling through Lithuania First.

Polen is getting integrated by Österreich right now:o
22.2%

Queen Victoria wo not pass away quickly

big chungus shall return shortly

test

:o

Okay im not banned after jannys schizo deletion spree

I wanted to say I'm really curious how they'll depict the Emishi people
We know they spoke different language to the Japanese, and that they were supposedly hairy people
That's basically all we know of them
We don't know if they were related to the Yamato, or to the Jomon, or the Ainu, or maybe a totally separate group that pre-dated them all
Basically gives Paradox free reign to interpret them however they want...

yeehaw

howdy cowboy!

:D

*tips*

>>2069575
If I had to guess, they will be identical to Ainus with one diffrent cultural tradition
Who were the Mohe anyway? Manchurian Koreans?

imagine the things, the normal japanese would have do to them

Boots on the Moselle
January 22, 1933

French troops under the command of Dictator Jacques Doriot have crossed the Moselle and marched into Lorraine, violating the long-standing Treaty of Tours (1910), which had enshrined the region’s demilitarized status as a cornerstone of postwar peace in Western Europe. The maneuver, swift and unopposed, has shattered not only treaties but the illusion that the old Republic still lives in any form within France.

The French Republic, already weakened by years of political fragmentation and economic malaise during the postwar period, finally collapsed late last year when Doriot, once a populist firebrand and now the self-proclaimed Protector of France, seized power in a coup backed by elements of the Army. The National Assembly was dissolved within hours. Doriot declared that “the people are the state, and I am the voice of the people.”

Europe now sees what that voice truly sounds like: boots on cobblestone, and bayonets beneath the tricolor.

In Paris, the trappings of republicanism have been discarded with shocking speed. The Élysée now flies a new banner, one created by the Parti Populaire Français (PPF). Political parties have been outlawed, save for Doriot’s own PPF. The press has been consolidated under a Ministry of Truth. Elections, once imperfect but still practiced, are no longer even staged.

And now, tanks roll into Lorraine.

From London to Berlin, governments scramble to reassess the balance of power. The Treaty of Tours is now worth less than the ink that sealed it. Germany, whose border now stands mere kilometers from Doriot’s forward garrisons, watches uneasily. Britain, still enmeshed in its imperial affairs, offers only stern words and mild condemnations.

Is this the beginning of a new continental storm?

>>2069605
The Mohe are Manchu people. It's the same ethnicity, culture and language as Jurchens/Manchu.
They were called the Mohe in 7th Century and 8th century sources.
Then they were called Jurchens from the 8th century until 1635.
And they have been called Manchus from 1635 to present.
It doesn't make sense to label Mohe and Jurchen as different people.
Maybe the Mohe are supposed to represent the more tribal / nomadic ones, and Jurchen is for more civilised ones?

johan better get with the times by being gender-inclusive and putting the powerful womanchu into eu5

sonichu eu5

I dont give a fuck about them otters
thats right, ottERs

The Automation Crisis
March 9, 1933

It began with a single innovation and a simple question: why use men when machines will do? The answer, offered eagerly by the Edison International Electric Company (EIEC), came in the form of a steel-framed prototype, a mining automaton capable of outperforming human labourers in both speed and efficiency.

The implications were immediate and enormous. Robots neither sleep nor eat, demand no wages, and require little more than secure storage between shifts. Housing costs, food subsidies, and union negotiations, these were human burdens. Machines carried none. Within a fortnight, orders from conglomerates across the Empire poured into EIEC’s headquarters, guaranteeing full production capacity for years to come.

But the march of progress rarely arrives quietly.

When word of the automatons' deployment reached the coalfields of Wales, the reaction was swift and savage. The Mining Unions condemned the robotic expansion as a deliberate assault on organised labour, an existential threat wrapped in chrome and endorsed by capital. Demonstrations erupted across the country. Within days, anti-automaton riots had overtaken Cardiff and Swansea. Augmented workers, those with mechanical prosthetics, were even targeted and beaten in the streets. Entire shopfronts smashed in a frenzy of working-class rage.

The Tory government had a choice: deploy the military-police of the Home Guard, or let the riots fizzle out. The Government chose to send in the Home Guard. Soldiers quickly put down the initial riots, but the resentment has spiraled out of control. The press has christened it The Automation Crisis. The working class has been given a grim preview of its own obsolescence.

With machines replacing men, and profits replacing principles, the old order may soon face more than broken windows.

>>2069711
I've read a lot of Vonnegut when I was a teenager, but never this one

>random racism
Just kill yourself shitposter

neck yourself reportfaggot

Racism is a permanent passive modifier, not a random one

umm actually racism is based and the only way to prove you aren't talking to an ai
>I denounce the talmud

Return to Arabia
March 29, 1933

War has erupted across the sands of Arabia.

The Rashid Dynasty, longtime rulers of post-Ottoman Arabia, now find themselves locked in a brutal civil war with their historical rivals, the Hashemites. What began as a localized power struggle has now drawn the attention of the world’s great empires, particularly that of Her Majesty’s Government in London.

Following extensive deliberations within the Foreign Office and the Imperial War Council, Britain has chosen to cast its lot with the Rashid faction. While neither side can claim true loyalty to the Crown, the Rashids have demonstrated greater amenability to British interests, especially those concerning oil concessions and regional influence. As such, small arms shipments are already en-route, and expeditionary forces have begun preparations for limited deployment in support of the Rashid cause.

Yet, as always, support comes with strings.

Whitehall has seen this war not merely as a contest of tribal dynasties, but as an imperial opportunity. The chaos provides cover to execute long-desired strategic ambitions: the annexation of Yemen, Jordan, and the Emirate of Mashriq, territories nominally under Rashid protection but far from their heartland in central Arabia. Each offers resources and strategic depth to the Empire’s Middle Eastern holdings. Moreover, envoys have already been dispatched to Damascus, pressing Syria for oil rights in Baghdad Province, now one of the most lucrative petroleum basins in the world.

By backing the Rashids just enough to ensure their survival, while carving away their peripheral provinces, the British Empire hopes to secure a client state in Arabia indebted to London’s favor, while simultaneously enlarging its imperial portfolio across the oil-rich sands of the Near East.

Snap Elections: Brownshirts Seize Parliament
April 8, 1933

In the wake of the Automation Crisis, the Tory-led coalition has crumbled under the weight of its own contradictions. Beset by isolationism, intra-party sabotage, and growing resentment among both industrialists and laborers, the coalition finally collapsed last month, forcing His Majesty to dissolve Parliament and call for immediate elections.

Few expected what came next.

The National People's Party, popularly known as the Brownshirts, has surged to power, achieving a clear majority across the constituencies. Once considered a fringe movement of veterans and right-wing agitators, the NPP has now secured the reins of the Empire.

Led by Rotha Linton-Orman, a former military scout turned political firebrand, the NPP campaigns on promises of national rejuvenation, imperial reassertion, and sweeping "reforms" for the British worker. Their platform is aggressively nationalist, technocratic, and staunchly pro-automation, promising to expand mechanization across all sectors, regardless of union opposition.

Linton-Orman herself is a figure of fascination and anxiety. Rumors persist of her dependence on alcohol and narcotics, her erratic behavior in private, and her volatile temperament in meetings. And yet, her war record, populist charisma, and ruthless political instincts have earned her unwavering loyalty among the Brownshirts.

The Brownshirts have branded the unionists and rioters as "communist saboteurs," undermining the Empire from within. Socialist parties failed to gain traction during the election, their message drowned out by the NPP's fusion of futurism, patriotism, and industrial backing.

Behind closed doors, civil servants whisper about the end of liberal governance. The press, now wary of government oversight, treads carefully. Across the Empire, colonial administrators await their instructions. In the streets, the Brownshirts march openly, their uniforms crisp, their discipline precise.

prove that you're not using ai at least to refine your wording

how's he supposed to do that shitstain

02
>prove a negative
uhh

di you no anut hiew im gag

put down the drink shitstain

i just posted something epic in the previous thread

Science Fiction Becomes Reality
April 17, 1933

The Edison International Electric Company (EIEC) and Carnegie Steel have launched a curious object contained within a small rocket into the expanse beyond Earth's atmosphere from a minute launching pad located in Carnegia, which has become a thriving community of scientists and thinktanks. The rocket contained a radio-controlled drone that was able to transmit data back to the ground team in Carnegia. Scientists have questioned the possibility of a network of machines in the outer expanse, in orbit around Earth, that could be used for the transmission of communication, navigation, and even weather forecasting. This launch was a preliminary step in the advancement of that possibility.

It succeeded.

Now comes years of additional R&D into civilian and military use for these satellites, and to fund the operation of sending them into the outer expanse. Already some theorists have jumped at future ideas of bases and an expanse dockyard on the moon, expanse elevators from the planet to the expanse, voyages to Mars, expanse telescopes, a human colony on Mars, mining asteroid belts with automatons, and even radical ideas of transforming Mars into a habitable landscape. Suddenly, the universe seems full of possibilities.

Some day scientists may discover the answer to Verne's paradox, a term recently used by fiction authors that stems from Jules Verne's 1865 novel Around the Moon, in which it was asked why the Moon's inhabitants, if they exist, have not already come to Earth. For now, most of these ideas remain in ten-pence novels.

Facilitating this age of science fiction is Rhodes City, Carnegia, which in recent years has been nicknamed the Silicon Oasis for its emerging silicon-based products manufactured by a number of small corporations. The silicon material is used in computer chips and other advanced electronics used in duopods, and now potentially for satellites and other machinery for earth and expanse projects.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQMXUfcbXA0

"socialist"

Eden's Price
May 11, 1933

What happens when man plays god? Brazilians have for years experienced the answer to this question as their homes have disappeared before their eyes. Brazil is turning into a desert, and millions are fleeing the desertifying coastal provinces and fleeing deeper into the Amazon, where fertile soil still exists. The Green Sahara megaproject orchestrated by Imperial Britain has created luxurious resorts and homes for millions in the newly-created oases in the Sahara; massive lakes now dot the Sahara. But in pursuing glory and prosperity for the Empire, there have been consequences to Amazon.

Scientists have known for years that wind currents carry immense amounts of Saharan desert sand across the Atlantic, with a significant portion settling in the Amazon basin. The Amazon rainforest depends on fertilizing chemicals contained within the sand to sustain it. No desert means no and means less fertilizer for the Amazon, and so for years Brazil's coastal regions have withered; the air has become drier and the ground more arid as desertification begins in Brazil.

With millions fleeing into Amazon's hinterland, the rainforest is dying at a swift rate. While not many environmental organizations exist, the ones that do have attempted to alert the public to the crisis. The American Sierra Club has decried the desertification of Brazil and death of the Amazon rainforest as a "tragic human and environmental catastrophe." The concept of Brazil already is a near-dead notion, as years ago it fractured into several states following years of British-supported rebellion. Having already killed Brazil, some conspiracy theorists have said Imperial Britain seeks to salt the very land on which it rests and forever end the Brazilian people.

Scientists warn that the environment damage is irreversible. When asked for a comment, an official of the Empire simply stated, in essence, what was done was done.

what mememod is this

pax britannica

what is its premise
that aar post about brazil is complete fantasy land, i would have understood if the date attached to it was 2033 or 2043, but it's 1933...
brazil being turned into a desert in 1933... 3 years before the vanilla start
mememod indeed

american revolution fails i believe is the main point of divergence. according to the lore document, the green sahara project began in 1895

>>2069914
Show more of the Sahara

oh yea', that sounds like an anglo's fantasy alright
one question though, does the british empire still have an absolute monarchy or is it all run by parliament/oligarch

sahara with new lakes circled
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run by parliament with a constitutional monarchy like historically. big germany exists, and eastern europe/ottomans/manchuria belong to russia. america also is fractured

>>2069889
Nigger how the fuck did you learn to write like this? Your entire AAR ITT is pretty beautifully written, I almost felt like I was reading a TNO event sometimes. How can I learn this shit? I'm talking about this specific political news-reporter-esque writing style.

What's anons most fun vic 3 nation i just tried Russia for the first time and that's brain dead easy

there's this thing that has taken the 20s by storm in the fields of art, writing, videos, specific queries in search engines like google earth, and hell even website programmers and application devs are using it to help them with their code
it's called... artificial intelligence, or aislop,... ai for short

i haven't ever installed v3 yet, but if i ever do i think i might choose that country that doesn't come up very much in people's minds, it's the country of uninstall.exe

he uses ai to enhance his writing duh

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i think it's just LARP, getting in the mindset then coming up with the appropriate wording. a phrase or word will come to me, and sometimes i look it up to see if it fits. i read a lot of news, so that probably helps. as long as you read a lot (books, fanfics, current events, whatever), care about punctuation, writing appropriately, not using the same words, keeping sentences (in some cases) to fewer than 23-25 words, etc., it kind of comes together

coming to /big/ was a mistake, now i find very little motive in capitalizing any letters, nor do i use any periods unless it's ellipsis to leave a suave or sarcastic effect
sleepy time

i will start a ck2 aar if someone posts a good idea for one

we all should abandon punctuation all together i wish the site could support double spaces

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are you the same seether anon who says goi4 kek

my various jobs have required a significant amount of technical writing, too. any career where you're writing often naturally will improve your writing. you don't need to learn and memorize formal grammar rules, either. just do what feels right and create informal rules for yourself.

if you want to try somewhere, practice and find a good editor who'll redline your text. focus on what he edits, the reason for the edit, and internalize it

>>2069961
take a count in the HRE but make him a pagan with 0 stats and no heirs and 40 years old and try to survive to the end date.
Protip: You can't do it

fuck you and fuck your goy4 spam otterfaggot

i don't know interesting ck2 starts. ig balian of ibelin

969
you could always just go with the classics STOP I mean it worked for decades for telegraph operators STOP so why would it not work here STOP

will tonights state of origen be another slurpfest? let's hope not
i was ashamed to link something that looked like meathead afl the last time
it's not the queensland way...

i usenthe custom css option on 4chan how cool am i

>702
mods... snipe this fool

modern usa is more left wing than late ussr thoughbeit

eastern roman empire more like eastern woman empire

>>2070078
Greeks BTFO

dynamic game in the drizzel
refball cancels refball
queensland playing with heart and setplays
(this my aar. watch the highlights legends)

gsg where you can prefer wether to plant crash crops or large pops sustaining crops like rice or potato

satanic ref infetterence aside it was an origin game again. and we won. beauty :^)

yes i will link the lambert recap if i'm reminded. and you will watch it ( if you a real gsga). Jesus won

gsg where (satan's) demons try to recruit humans to set up the antichrist and then enslave all of humanity before ultimately invading heaven
while (god's) angels try to recruit christians and combat an early coming of antichrist so that christians can be teleported to heaven and then come back with jesus to destroy all demons and their followers
game has multiple phases, inspired by solium infernum

>>2070108
That's literally Victoria 3 though

>posts an idea for a gsg
>gets a warning for it
>reason: off-topic
this place is cancer

>>2069971
talex

waht nation do i play

fugg i got warned for calling sandpeople, sandn... even though I play sandpeople nations

t. typical brown person

no meme arrow therefore not funny and i didn't laugh

you don't have to greentext if you're using the t.

Ireland Rises
May 17, 1933

If the Grand Tory Coalition was the first casualty of the Automation Crisis, the second was the Ireland revolt. After years of attempts at Home Rule, Ireland finally received a limited form of autonomous governance on January 10, 1916. This came about from riots over bread shortages and the Dublin Uprising earlier in 1915. Since 1916, Ireland finally has seen relative peace, though the Irish resistance members denounced the autonomous state and vowed to continue fighting. It would seem that day has come.

Led by Michael Collins, Irish across the island revolted. They had apparently hoarded small arms for years, enough to fully arm four divisions worth of infantry. They were more experienced than your average militia, too, having practiced firing formations and shooting exercises on weekends in isolated rural areas. They also had numerous improved explosives, which they placed on roads outside major and other strategic locations. The population was on their side this time. They had home advantage.

Even worse, Imperial Britain's intervention forces were in the Middle East when the fighting broke out. The timing was too coincidental. There had to be a spy on the inside informing the Irish resistance of British troop movements. Having arrived in Palestine, thousands of British soldiers now are being placed back on transport convoys and shipped to the Irish front.

Maybe Ireland could have arranged some sort of additional autonomy if the socialists had won the election, but with the National People's Party in power, nobody expected Britain to offer the carrot to resolve this conflict. Iron and fire would carry the day. And no small Irish rebellion has the chance to defeat the Empire.

I find hijabs really sexy.
It's really retarded that whether a character wears them or not in CK3 is tied to culture and not religion.
If I conquer Britain or Russia and make it Islamic I want to see sexy Celtic or Russian women in Islamic clothing.
Likewise Christians in the Middle East shouldn't wear Islamic dress.

When the Quadropods Came
September 16, 1933

The world saw its first glimpse of the Automat in 1900, when a human-sized machine was unveiled at the 1900 London World's Fair. At the time, it could perform only menial tasks: walking, lifting, running. The military immediately saw use for it, and the Imperial Army recruited scientists to create military version of the Automat. Eight years later, the Empire would deploy the first military use of the Automat in battle during Operation Overlord.

Today much is known about the success of Operation Overlord during the Great War, and many of the books written on the subject call the operation a stroke of genius that was guaranteed success. But at the time, military officials were concerned about its viability. Joint Anglo-American forces launched the largest major amphibious assault in human history, landing in northern and southern Spain. It marked the first known deployment of the Automat in a combat role. It proved astonishingly successful, even more so than the barrels, or tanks as the Americans call them. Giant, hulking and monstrous steel creations, armed with cannons and machine guns, they had a dramatic role ono he battlefield, shocking the enemy and proving decisive in securing tactical positions.

Since the original military Automat, scientists have conducted further R&D to improve its combat abilities and utility. Smaller duopods, machines with two legs that carry a cannon and twin machine guns, are everywhere in society. Imperial Britain has three duopod divisions, the Metropolitan Police in London has employed duopods for security. Pairs of duopods protect Buckingham Palace and Whitehall. The whining hum of their engines and stomp of their feet, unsettling to some, comforting to others, can be heard 50 meters away. Duopods recently helped suppress the Irish Revolt, storming into Cork as small arms fire bounced off its armored plating.

Now comes the Quadropod; other than a picture, no information is known.

>It's really retarded that whether a character wears them or not in CK3 is tied to culture and not religion.
the game is called 'crusader' kings however, and 'crusade' directly refers to religion/faith which is a major factor in relations modifier
i guess for your argument it would make sense that the game's ethnicity factor is idependent/separate of the 'culture' factor and the 'faith' factor
but personally i think clothing in this case would be best specified by each and every province
province x having attire y
but of course, it shouldn't matter what province x answers to, for example if my court is located in gotland/visby but i also own aland and smaland and a few baltic counties, they wouldn't all be dressed in the attire of what my court in gotland wears... however the people in those provinces wouldn't even have a court, so if any of those provinces have characters, they would probably be classified as 'wandering' instead of proper courtiers
all of this ultimately makes the game consume more resources to run though

>factor is idependent/separate of
factor is independent*/separate of

"Prussia Orientalé" (if anyone wonders)

i wonder, ty ty anon

Junkers Storm Konigsberg
October 10, 1933

The Fatherland Front in Prussia has fallen, and the Junkers have seized power, promising an end to Russian autonomy. Konigsberg has erupted in cheers as Prussia sees itself a free nation for the first time in years. The despotic/neo-imperialist majority in Prussia have great ambitions for the future of the small nation. It is unclear how Russia will react to the news.

In 1866, the Austrian Empire launched its final War of Consolidation against the Kingdom of Prussia, which had refused to join Austria's Germanic ambitions. Unbeknownst to Prussia, Austria and Russia had signed a secret treaty; when Austria invaded, so did Russia. Prussia stood no chance, and the combined Austro-Russian forces soundly defeated them. Since then, most of Prussia's territories, including Brandenburg, has been incorporated in the United Kingdoms of Germany, whilst Prussia remained a rump-state belonging to Russian aristocrats, used and exploited.

No longer.

Now a resurgent Prussia looks both to the west, east, and south. Enemies face the fledging militaristic nation on all sides. It also faces internal dissent, with ethnic tensions between the Prussian majority and the Polish-Lithuanian minority. It remains to be seen how Prussia will face its challenges in the years to come, and whether she will become a friend of foe of Imperial Britain. Offices in London have had a lukewarm reception to the news, not wishing to inflame tensions with Germany, for now Whitehall watches with a wary eye.

<3

goi4 mods be like
>what if the whole world was populated by schizophrenic /pol/chuds?

isn't heartsofRGB4 a wargame afterall
needs lore centered on disharmony for there to be conflict

imagine not being a chud. poor life

what's the meta for not being raped as a greek kingdom in imperator rome? either macedon or thrace invades you, and if you play as macedon or thace, you get invaded by the antigonids

karen got away with it bros, think she'll finally give me a chance?

literally who?

history is written by the chuddiest

The Empire Cuts through the Continent
November 27, 1933

Imperial Britain finally has completed the Nicaragua canal project, expanding her trade routes and creating a significant hold over the Americas. In a grand ceremony as the final locks on the canal were completed, the HMS Indominable passed through the canal flanked by two mercantile vessels. The crowd cheered as the ships entered the Pacific Ocean.

Initially proposed by German architect Herman Sorgel, the project began in 1925 as a way to bolster Britain's stagnant economy. There had been discussions of a canal project in Panama, but geopolitical concerns of the Empire of Gran Colombia seizing control of it made Nicaragua the superior choice.

The owners of mercantile corporations based out of London, such as Imperial Chemical Industries and British-American Tobacco, rejoice at the news. The canal means that mercantile fleets can travel directly from the Atlantic to the Pacific without having to traverse the dangerous Magellan Strait. Trade is projected to increase by a significant amount.

Moreover, Imperial Britain's hold over the Americas now is greatly strengthened. Now, the Empire is able to deploy armies and fleets to the west coast of the Americas and the Pacific much more quickly than before.

The Nicaragua Canal is another massive technological show of display from the Empire. It is able to exert its will and dominance over the world like never before.

>>2070486
Fuck's sake, my reply closed.
Antigonids are a paper tiger and you can get free land from them as Thrace and Macedon. As a greek minor, try nabing Epirus early. You can also unite Crete and Peloponnese without the Diadochi intervention. There are two openings, first during fall of Antigonids and then when there's a civil war in Macedon

Hold the Thin Red Line
April 14, 1934

The war in Vietnam has advanced into its second year with no end in sight. What Whitehall first dismissed as a minor annoyance has since become a quagmire of alarming scale.

The Vietnamese insurrection, led by Phan Boi Chau and his movement Duy Tan Hoi (Modernization Association), has shocked London with the movement's ability to perservere despite the whole of the Far East Administration being set upon them. The war began outside Hanoi, with the Vietnamese forces pushing the colonial Empire troops south, past the supply point at Da Nang, causing immense alarm in Saigon.

London has rejected offers for peace from Phan Boi Chau, and Prime Minister Rootha Linton-Orman has vowed to send the entirety of the Empire against the Vietnamese rebels until they are destroyed. The ruling National People's Party has begun to view this insurrection as a possible turning point in the British Empire. If these rebels were allowed to succeed, it might trigger an avalanche of insurrections across the Empire. “If Indochina burns, so too may Bengal, Kenya, and Arabia,” declared a senior NPP official in Parliament. Winston Churchill, the administer of the British Administration in Bengal and Burma, has supported London's plans wholeheartedly, calling the Vietnamese an uncivilized group unworthy of Home Rule, let alone independence.

Still, the jungles of Indochina make for harsh fighting conditions for the boys in red. Malaria is a the great fear. Vietnamese guerrilla forces also operate throughout the jungle, and a network of tunnel systems have been built by Phan Boi Chau's forces to further infiltrate British lines.

Considered a jewel of the Far East, Vietnam is a territorial possession that the Empire must retain in the modern world; the resources, trade markets, and labor forces are too great for the Empire to withdraw from the region.

As such, Imperial soldiers now are being transported to Indochina to fight in the jungles of Vietnam.

dammit this is a war game
zoom in and show us the delicious fuckin' frontline/border with all the units dispersed between the smallest segments

Rome Joins London as an Imperial Power
April 19, 1934

The Italian Civil War has ended with Ferdinand III's Kingdom of Italy achieving victory over the Italian Social Revolutionary Front (ISRF) led by Gabriele D'Annunzio. France under Jacques Doriot had supported D'Annunzio's ISRF against the monarchic Italian forces, sending thoughts of volunteers, tanks, and Automats through the Alps. Despite the ISRF's technological advantage, even wielding Teslapowered weaponry, they could not overcome the significant manpower advantage that Italy held. After a year-and-a-half of warfare, the war ended yesterday with the remaining ISRF forces surrendering in holdouts in the Alps. The loss comes as a major defeat for the Doriot's ultranationalist government. Doriot is reported to have blamed the defeat on purported Judeo-Italian elements within the ISRF. Last year, France's Armed Forces ousted Judaistic forces from the French military, claiming they were an fifth columnist threat to France.

The victory comes as a major political coup for Imperial Britain. Italy now has asked to join the Imperial Powers association, a German-British alliance that formed prior to the Great War that now is led by Britain. Germany left the alliance in the postwar period, but analysts suspect that should France or Russia invade Germany, Germany would seek to rejoin the Imperial Powers.

London has promised Rome that Britons will help man the fortifications along the Alps that expand over the French-Italian border. Even now, British soldiers depart England and make their way to the Italian peninsula. Should war break out in Europe, Italy may become an essential foothold for the British Expeditionary Force to make landfall.

if radioactivity is real how can nukes be fake?

only schizo retards like nfag think nukes are fake
tell that to the finnish who still remember when the tsar bomba was detonated, they fucking felt that shit when some of their windows got broken from many many kilometers away

compound bombs my friend
even minor explosives can be felt at a distance. radioactivity is usually unfelt however

this is why aarnon stick his head next to the microwave when he's 'cooking' and thinks nothing of it

>>2070363
samer

>compound bombs my friend
not sure what you even mean by that
you cannot pack enough TNT into an area small enough to create an object small enough to cause the explosive intensity large enough to rock houses hundreds of kilometers away, and even if you could, the weight of such an object wouldn't be portable by any plane at the time, be it soviet, or american, or german or whatever
such a small object with such an expansion of explosive power and intensity would have to have been made by something entirely new which is leaps and bounds more advanced than some other type of explosive compound

and realize what even "1 megaton" of TNT even looks like
1... million... tons... of TNT
50 megatons would not be portable by any plane in the 60s nor any plane existing today

janbear.. check how desperate this guy is to believe in muh epic nuclear splosions
>b-b-but my visual novel intrigues!...
paaathetic

wait a minute.. you think we had the tech to go to the moon in the 60s but not to develop super high explosives. gime some of what you're smoking dude

(trying to counterbalance all these high effort posts with the very opposite, bear with me folks

>go to the moon
not the topic i'm focusing on
your concession has been accepted btw
i love a nuke contrarian when i see one
makes me wonder if, given the offer, you would accept to attend the explosion of a nuke a 'safe' distance away
you know, distant enough so that you wouldn't feel the wind or anything like that, but close enough to witness it firsthand
and then as karma for being a flat-earther-tier contrarian...
... you get to experience the jolly skin cancer years later lol

i'm not the shitslop4 aar poster either

>>2070409
das Süßpreußen

i dont get why that aar guys games take days per campaign
i get mine done withing a couple hours

>makes me wonder if, given the offer, you would accept to attend the explosion of a nuke a 'safe' distance away
ah like all the classic clips where GIs are stood within football fields of a detonated warhead and no one is stricken. with the suspicious camera cutaways to boot

the best part of getting blackout drunk is the game of "where did I leave my eyeglasses?" upon waking up

after getting blocked from posting images for a day i lost my flow and started doing something else instead
i'll eventually continue the aar but don't count on all of the rest of my future campaign screenshot posts to have text walls like i did for a while because i'm not guaranteed to feel creative enough

https://youtu.be/L7yKelBedn8?si=MNwOCm4gpuQJs2gj

so gigachad is a metaphor for random steppe hordes, got it

nothing like getting smooched
>>>/gif/28975532

noice

the best friend i have in this hood is a turkishman
is this a sign of the end times?

frasier time

steppe aryans built civilization
you licked the boot of the builder to feed yourself

gsg where you can customize your own socio-economic models, so that you can larp and mimic the roman empire more than just being a big blob on the map

rome is gay

>>2070791
Baltics were civilized by germans though.

>steppe aryans
>we wuz egyptians n sheeeeeit
unlikely
>we slipped into the italian peninsula before anyone else n became romans n sheeeeeeit
extremely unlikely

post otter 512

The Chinese Revolt
February 27, 1935

The Far East once again burns with revolution, and the future of Imperial Britain’s stake in the Chinese markets may hang in the balance.

Last month, the Revolutionary Chinese Association led by the Jacobin Li Dazhao revolted against the western-backed Harmonious Empire of China, or the Taiping Kingdom as some call it, under Hong Tianguang. This concerned London, because the trade markets in China are some of the most important in the world to the Empire. Britain has had a military mission to the Taiping Kingdom for years to bolster its military forces. If they lose this civil war, that could all be for naught.

In 1912, the Qing Empire collapsed under revolutionary republican insurrection. European forces intervened to stop the advancement of the Republican Chinese forces from destroying the Heavenly Kingdom outright. Out of thanks for Europe's assistance, the Taiping Kingdom ceded Shandong province to a newly-formed trade organization that would oversee European interests in China. The Taiping Kingdom hoped this trade organization would assist it in the future should the Republicans return.

Today, the Republicans have returned, but Tsingtao remains silent of offers of help. Imperial Britain, however, has responded to the Taiping Kingdom's requests for aid. Understanding the importance of China to the Empire's future, Prime Minister Lintorn-Orman authorized the deployment of three duopod Automat divisions to the Heavenly Kingdom.

Last week, the Automat divisions arrived in China, and within days they were on the front lines. Reports suggest that the duopods have shocked and stunned the Republican forces, and have made breakthroughs in the Republican defensive lines, shattering the Chinese and sending them fleeing. Few in China have ever seen an Automat and their ferociousness in battle. Metal clashes against flesh in China, and metal is winning handedly.

mcdonalds or chinese food

chinese food if you're playing crusader kings, otherwise mcdonalds
what's your order anon?
For me
>Chinese
beijing beef
chow main
steam rice
spicy orange chicken
>Mcdonalds
1 mchicken + 1 mcdouble (mcgangbang)
large fry
mccrispy (the fancy spicy chicken sando)
1 big mac or qpc depends on mood
6 piece nuggie
mcfish
oreo mcflurry add extra oreo add m and m add fudge (the illegals at my local always fuck this up so it turns into just a slop of shit at the top which has the added benefit of I only have to eat half the "soft serve" to get all my toppings)

holy wall of text i didn't ask for your life story you geek

>>2071103
Did you mean to reply to me?

>>2065615
teenage shaolin mutant turtles

holy fatass
it is not ok to act like this

obviously not you autistic woman you didn't give me your consent

that's not what a wall of text looks like

show us what a wall of text looks like then

sorry but i don't have a picture of your mom.

>>2071075
>>2070670
>>2070657
>>2070558
these are walls of text
>>2071097
this straight and narrow thing right here faggot is not a wall of text

you're gay and wide

i fink i set up ck3 now...

I urge you to stop me from creating my sister-in-law and making out with both Ludolfinger brothers and founding Saxony again

why are you describing your butt hole to us, noone needs to know

The Shot Heard 'Round the World
October 11, 1935

The Empire is aflame.

Imperial Britain faces its greatest crisis since the Great War as her North American territories declare independence from the Crown. The world watches as the Atlantic fractures under the weight of revolution.

From the Pacific Northwest, to Ottawa, to Philadelphia, to Nouvelle Orleans, American-Canadian forces have seized British armories and fortresses across North America, with shots being fired off in New England against British soldiers. Marines landed and stormed Fort Sumter at the entrance of Charleston Harbor, quickly enveloping the small British garrison and forcing their surrender by bayonet. The American-Canadian governments have issued mobilization decrees, and thousands of soldiers line up at rally points for the war against the Empire.

New England has joined Imperial Britain, which London will remember after the war. The British Expeditionary Force, which was transferred to the Bahamas last month, is being deployed immediately to New England to take up defensive positions against the American and Canadian forces.

For years, tensions have simmered under the surface of the Empire. The election of the Brownshirts in London in contrast to the Progressives elected in Philadelphia encouraged further conflict. Britain's resistance to reform, instead demanding that the Americas adopt the British pound as its currency and enacting other measures to restrict the autonomy of the Americas, has angered the Americas division of the Commonwealth.

Automats are being deployed, Imperial soldiers march into position, and the Empire prepares for a lengthy war. A defeat in North America would mean not just the loss of territory, but the loss of Britain’s claim to global hegemony.

The Imperial Navy has blockaded North America. General Bernard Montgomery has begun drafting plans for offensives first into Canada and then into the American colonies. Imperial Britain is shifting into a war footing.

I'm going to start a new run as Count of Innsbruck - 867
Does my Custom Ruler look good? Did I miss any obvious traits?

rate my custom ruler from a long time ago

Did you guys know the jews want to build a canal through Israel to the Red Sea?

bremen more like brahmin

jews will be the master of the fertile crescent

that's the end times for ya'
one step closer to complete world unification, the antichrist and his mark of the beast, and the rise of a police state reinforced by military weapons which were otherwise used against defiant independent countries/rivals

Tough times in Bavaria
A group of counts declared war on the King to increase council powers. I stayed loyal and agreed to serve in His Majesty's army. Unfortunately we were betrayed as a Cathar uprising sprang up at the same time.
Our diminished army was defeated in the battle of Steyr, my king was killed and I was captured.

>le epic adolf von hitler HAHA GET IT???
bitch shaddap

March into Detroit
October 13, 1936

The flags of Imperial Britain flutter over Detroit, and the government of Quebec has laid down arms. Yet despite these symbolic victories, the Imperial Civil War is far from over.

A few days before the first-year anniversary of the Imperial Civil War, Automats marched into Detroit, and the Quebecois government signed documents of surrender. The war technically goes well for London, but at great cost. The Empire's finances have plummeted, its trade crippled, numerous corporations have gone out of debt. The Edison International Electronic Company, primarily an American company, shut off its mining robots the day the war broke out.

With Britain distracted, the Russian Empire entered China, still recovering from its civil war; after six months of warfare, the Taiping government collapsed, and Russia has installed Andrei I to rule over this new "Tsardom of Zheltorossiya." Trade with China, for the foreseeable future, has ended. Several corporations have filed for bankruptcy as a result.

The American Northeast is littered with broken cities and bombed out fields. Destroyed barrels and Automats litter the fields. General Montgomery's offensive into Canada succeeded, but with loss of life
that horrified Whitehall. Tens of thousands lie dead. Letters home from Imperial soldiers speak of frostbitten hellscapes, malfunctioning Automat units, and officers unable to keep morale intact.

Across the American continent, the fires of rebellion still burn hot. Philadelphia remains in rebel hands. The Appalachian corridor is a no-man’s land of bombed railways and shattered towns. In the West, Canadian partisans and American revolutionaries continue to hold key terrain in the Rockies and along the Pacific Coast. The British Expeditionary Force, overextended and under-supplied, faces daily ambushes and logistical nightmares. Victory in a few cities has not yet broken the will of the rebellion.

The war marches on.

um actually it's von hissler

not him, but
>spelling and pronunciation evolves over time
a nice little ruse you made there
but your adolf is imprisoned... that's not a good sign

it makes him look like a nothingburger
nothingburger von hissler

oh god it's the efl faggot trying to look down on others for not speaking their 200th language correctly again

and worst of all he is indian

what posts are you talking about again
i just need clarification so i'll know if you're wrong or not

ooh we got a slow fella right here

I'm not slow, I play on 5 speed

trooning out when you're balding is a power move

>>2071386
Then you must be very powerful

is Hissler even a real name? I thought Hitler was a misspelling of Hiedler

yeah hitler is a fake mkultra name, hitler's father's real name was schicklgruber which sounds extremely kike-ish imo but you be the judge

average germanic after turning 30 be like

be like what you goofy ebonized twitter faggot

I always use Hissler instead of Hitler because I hung out with these methheads one time and they were going on and on about "Hissler" and idk I thought it was funny so I do it to honor their memory.
I'm AFK right now but I'll post more from Count Von Hissler later.
My main goals are to produce an heir and survive this tumultuous time in Bavaria.
Long term I'd like to see us unify with Germany and I'll try to bring more power to the Hissler family by marrying into neighboring counties and hopefully become a Duke and then King and then Emperor. Will be a bit of a challenge though especially if the Cathars win

what are you seeting about
take a chill pill bro

take a cyanide pill

why are anglos so gay

explain

there are more gay flags in uk than union jacks

not true

oh
well the explanation for that is obvious
uk is part of globohomo, and... we are currently in the month of june... which is faggot month, or 'pride month' as the faggots like to call it

when you think about it, 1453 was literally just a greek civil war

did america invent holocaust?

i don't know
what did the soviets say when they took auschwitz?

they demolished all the chimneys in outrage only to rebuild them a year later not connected to the crematoria

post otter 1836

i haven't posted for a year, why the FUCK are we in /vst/?

nbros... it's never been more over...
502
the tranjans over at vg ran us out of town

that's gay
i would've liked to see stalin talk about the concentration camps
put more validity to it or just debunk it for lulz

gsgphobia

>502
what encourage people to lie on the internet?

>nfag plays yet another sÖy game

that's obviously thaneslop retard

but i'm not lying

honestly living in /trash/ is preferable to living in /vst/

thane who?

then go back in the trash you smelly fuck

gote...

>b-but i'm not laaayin
nigga we have people claiming to be in your exact situation practically every week

well it's true
i did a stint in a military for fun and now i'm back; time to play some liqqy

>nigga
nigger

blud think he can say that in /vst/gsg/

alright
hope you know the router trick, guy who came back to /gsg/ after a while and probably is the one who said the n word
we've been plagued by reportfaggots and banning for saying it
just a heads up :)

of course, i'm not a newfag
no amount of reportniggers will stop me from niggerposting

>n word
Alright I smirked a little. Weak bait anyways though

a /gsg/ that treats the nigger word as something extraordinary? i didn't fight in the great shitposting wars for this
literally worse than grandi